What should I get from him
how much does it cost to toss him?
>>220850084Ask him how much to push him to the ground.
>>220850110here's the crazy part - it's free!
Show him that webm of the dude beating up his cardboard cutout.
>>220850084Is the mustache guy and the “swish and flick” guy supposed to be the same guy who just got a massive redesign?
>>220850084Have him sign a 4chin screencap
>>220850084scream that youre gonna stomp a mudhole in his teeny-weeny candy ass if he doesnt kiss your feet and call you god! then sing the song "short dick man" by the pussycat dolls until the police arrive to trespass you from the property
>>220850084Have him autograph the lovingly created /tv/ OC
>>220850084I never got why people pay such money for meaningfully famous people, but who is paying such money for Warwick Davis' signature or a selfie with. Paying money for say Patrick Stewart I think is silly, but I suppose I can there are some nerds who like Star Trek or X-Men or whatever. Meanwhile, who is actually going 'oh wow Warwick Davis he played an ewok as a kid and was a minor character in some Harry Potter films! I have totally got to pay to get a photo with him.'
>>220850084Just ask him this “what do you think it feels like to get punched in the face?” And then just walk away.
You should punt the lil fucker and raise your arms up and go "GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL" and cause an uproarious laughter among everyone
>>220850084What a little prick
>>220850084Take a picture of him with my hand flipping him off for free then leave.
get the selfie but pick him up like a baby
Ask for a combo then do this
>>220850460do you think it's half as expensive as a regular sized celeb?
>>220850084An autograph? Who cares?
>>220850110500 bucks/meter.
>>220850494tf is meter?
>>2208505331 foot but in europe measurments
>>220850533gypsy devilry
>>220850305Cons are extremely depressing for this reason.I remember a trek con when I was 14 in the 90s and there were actresses that played a nurse in 2 episodes of ToS with booths.It’s all so incredibly pathetic for everyone involved. Glad I grew out of it.The thing is, it’s sort of a cultural currency for these people. You are signaling you are such a hardcore fan by recognizing some actress from a background shot from 30 years ago, so when you buy her signed photo you feel part of the club, you have a family now. A sort of cultural refuge for those that didn’t find it somewhere else.
Take your cock out and piss on him
YOU KNWO WHAT DEY SAY"A friend to everyone is friend to no one" soPAY UP!
>>220850213Yes, he's playing Flitwick. I think it was just a production change for the movie so he didn't have to get into so much makeup for such a small part. I think Davis has some kind of head-cannon about him getting a de-aging potion or something.
>>220850533100 centimeters, or approximately 17,4 scofield bibles for our american friends.
>>220850533bout tree fiddy
Go up to him and say "Hello leprochaun, I am 4chan."
>>220850084get an autograph, give him fifty bucks, and when he complains, you say, "yeah, i'm a little short today"
>>220850533the standard measurement in the first world and other places
>>220850584There are things you just don't say about other people, Kayden.
>>220850585I hope there were/are more people who don't buy anything and just go there to meet likeminded people. This money shit sounds depressing as hell.
>>220850533It's about 1 washing machine height.
>>220850460one of the gems of /tv/
>>220850701Yes, sure
>>220850585>The thing is, it’s sort of a cultural currency for these people. You are signaling you are such a hardcore fan by recognizing some actress from a background shot from 30 years ago, so when you buy her signed photo you feel part of the club, you have a family now. A sort of cultural refuge for those that didn’t find it somewhere else.How is it really sustainable? Surely there are only so many people who go to cons and a lot of the people that are the attractions go to these cons regularly. How is, especially when it is some who? from some barely remembered show or someone who had a bit part, have enough demand as it were? Am I just underestimating how many people actually go these things and the strength of pipeline for new people going to them is?
>>220851028I don't know what that anon is talking about. I went to trek conventions in the 90's and it was mostly about seeing people in cool costumes, and going around to the collectors booths and looking at random shit before everyone filed into the big conference room for a Q&A with someone from TOS or TNG where they'd tell some stories about working on the show.
>>220850084See if you can get him to sign your steel toe boots.
>>220851028That’s why you need the signs.Heal, I know someone that’s into the fucking wirzad of Oz con scene, they are all tightly nit, they trade old issues of the The Baum Bugle from the 70s, resell tattered reprints of the famous 40, discuss the weird sequels
Get him to sign a picture of Peter Dinklage
>>220852661
Autograph?I DON'T WANT HIS SELFIE
>>220850560Closer to one yard, it's a little longer than three feet.
>>220850213People change a lot in the Harry Potter universe:>“Not that it is any of your business Potter. But I accidentally drank a potion, that seems to have melanated my skin, and caused my hair to curl.”>“Professor, does that also explain why Ginny is now a completely different girl, why Dumbledore looks different after he needed to take a few days off for his health and why Pansy Parkinson just got so much uglier? Or why Lavender is only formerly Brown? Or why Professor Flitwick suddenly looks so dapper?”>“Possibly Potter. Potions are a subtle science. It’s difficult to say. Except for Flitwick. We hid his hair dye, his suit, his scissors and his hairbrush. As a joke. But he found a foot rest, and was able to use this to boost himself up high enough to reach the coffee table in the teacher’s lounge. None of us could have anticipated his summiting such a treacherous peak.” said Snape, calmly. Harry almost thought he caught an underlying sense of zestiness that he would never have associated with the sour Potions Master. >“Now Potter, quickly, we must destroy the newly found sense of confidence that the miserable diminutive freak Flitwick has just found, before the dysgenic little goblin runt breeds! Dumbledore demands blood purity within these hallowed walls. There’s ten points for Gryffindor in it for you if you help me replace his glasses with non prescription ones, and then hide his asthma inhaler. You’re small, and used to cramped spaces. You might just be able to squeeze into the drawer we graciously allow him to use as a bedroom.”>Harry followed Snape. As the two stretched their legs, Harry noticed Snape now sashayed his hips as he walked. Plus, his footsteps were much less thudding. Almost as though his shoes were lighter than before, even though he still wore the same loafers. Mighty Peculiar.
>>220850084Why would you ever blow $100 for someone to sign something? Who gives a shit that he wrote on something?
Wait, Warwick Davis was in Harry Potter?
>>220850110First post best post holy kek
>>220850305Speak for yourself. I would gladly pay $300 to have Warwick NOT appear in my family photos. The little goblin is almost onto a bright idea, he just has his business model backwards.
>>220850084On one hand I think you should tell him to fuck off, on the other hand I'm slightly impressed by the hustle. You could tour these cons and make millions.
>>220853095I went to a horror convention in like 2014 and some literally who affiliated with Rob zombie wanted 50 bucks per photo I didn't know that while waiting in line I literally laughed in his face when it was my turn. Where I'm from that absolutely unheard of
>>220853244lol clueless anon thinking he is the badass
>>220853095It’s just normie and NPC behavior.I don’t get baseball cards either, or sports fans
>>220850084>selfie $50that's crazy considering he only takes up like 15% of the photograph
>>220853808No one involved with that entire situation was anything but an utter disappointment and it’s crazy work to imply otherwise.
