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Why do dogs always die in dog movies?
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>>220850799
Dog people are the worst people ever
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>>220850825
Either mudslime or Chinese.
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>>220850799
They have short life spans so their death is a part of pet ownership
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>>220850799
For the same reason that elves don't die in elf movies
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>>220850799
The little hats can't stand an innocent being capable of unconditional love
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cause the heckin cuterino pupperino dyingerino pulls the heart strings
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>>220850825
this is true, but it's only been the case for the past 15ish years
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>>220850825
Your mom is a fat dyke.
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”owning" pets is unethical. Animals should be free.
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>>220850825
Some girls dog in my apartment lobby just fucking lashed out and snarled at a random dude walking by. Same thing happened to me. Mutt should be put down right there and then. We live in a civilized society, if your fucking mutt can't live up to that, it's Old Yeller time.
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>>220851388
ironically most dog people would vote yes on importing more muslims
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>>220851879
Dogs recognize bad people and make them get away from their owner.
The "random dude" was probably a rapist.
You post on the nazi pedo incel site, so you are evil too.
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>>220851871
trying to trick the gwailo into giving you a free dinner, eh chang? nice try.
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>>220851972
so the pitbulls are only ever eating the unbaptized babies?
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>>220851996
Babies killed by pitties were going to become the next Hitlers and Trumps that turn the world into living hell.
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>>220852034
you should've just said pitbulls don't count
it would've been a more realistic cope
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Dog people really get a dog and treat it like a child and convince themselves it won’t get cancer in 7-10 years
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>>220852084
Yes. She was a beacon of light in our lives. Having a heart is a beautiful thing
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>>220852084
it's really only people who didn't have stable home lives as children where their parents couldn't afford to have pets, either because they were poor or they were moving around or whatever
plenty of people had cats and/or dogs die from old age when they were children and they were sad about and got over it, and then it's just not a big deal if it happens to your pet that you got when you were 22 and now you're 33 and it's dying
it's like getting chicken pox, it's more dangerous if it happens when you're an adult and you have no antibodies
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>>220851879
Anyone who lets their dog do whatever the fuck it wants deserves to have it put down in front of them, and then they should be sterilized so they can’t raise children the same way.
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>>220850799
they only die in dead dog movies, not in general
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>>220850799
do they?
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>>220852201
that's just most dog owners now
the days of actually disciplining your dog (a slave animal bred for labor and nothing else) are long gone, nobody hits they need to, people think leashes are cruel, all the shit people feed their dogs makes their shit a synthetic cancer upon the earth
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>>220850799
Dogs have fulfilled their purpose and are no longer important in human society. They should be bred as livestock, no different to cows or pigs. They belong in stews, not in homes.
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>>220852261
They are different than cows and pigs, dog meat is crap no matter how much cabbage you add you fucking thirdie.
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>>220852261
cows and pigs are way more practical for society than dogs
so are cats, even the dumbest house cat can still exterminate mice
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>>220852261
Calm down chang
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>>220850799
because it's sadder that way
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>>220852261
Kek! Does dog meat even taste good though? They look thin and lean. They don't even serve that purpose. Other animals have been bred for that purpose better.

>>220852296
This is what I thought.
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>>220852315
Most housecats suck at killing rodents, they need to be taught as kittens. And they only kill one at a time because they're killing to hunt and eat. A dog bred to kill rodents will start killing the first time he sees a rat and keep killing until he runs out of rats.
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>>220852331
Even a dog that's been fattened gives low quality meat. The lean muscle to fat ratio is wrong.
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dog website
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>>220852379
>and they only kill one at a time because they're killing to hunt and eat.
This is incorrect, cats hunt mostly just to kill
They rarely eat what they kill
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>>220852379
I've seen seen videos of those dogs in teams with ferrets for rodent hunting. They are based dogs. Nothing like those shitters that only exist to spread literal dogshit and bark at all hours of the day and act aggressively toward bystanders.
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>>220852431
But they're fulfilling their hunting instincts and stalking and killing single animals whether they eat it or not. They won't kill everything they can like a dog will.
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>>220850799
does he feel in charge?
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>>220851871
Cats domesticated themselves THO
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>exterminates your local bird population
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>>220852477
>They won't kill everything they can like a dog will.
what dog?
the average domesticated dog spazzes out playfully at the sight of something then backs off if it shows any backbone
anyone who's ever owned a dog and a cat at the same time knows it takes a cat 3 seconds to alpha a dog of any size, except maybe a pitbull
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>>220852510
So did dogs.
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>>220852523
Yeah cats kill a fuckton of birds. Do we really give a shit about birds that much to care? Given the statistics it seems we don't.
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>>220852547
Dogs bred to kill rats.
https://youtu.be/GJkuzc68lr4?si=unSVmqodsKmbpWb6
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>>220852566
you can see how delicate the dog was
the female cat is confused because it's not used to gentle romance
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>>220852602
yeah I'm rat terriers and shit exist
but nobody needed to breed cats to kill rats, they just do
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>>220852594
it's well known that subhumans don't care about their environment. see india and cat men
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>>220852594
>Do we really give a shit about birds that much to care?
birds can spread diseases that way more communicable to humans than to cats
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>>220852673
Yeah pigeons are a blight. I once let some pigeons lay eggs on my balcony cause they were heckin cute pigeonerinos but they produced an unholy amount of shit, which I later read is toxic. Now I instantly yeet their eggs offy balcony when I see them. I don't give a shit if Redditors say it's cruel. It doesn't seem like they care about their eggs that much themselves. I've seen them accidentally break their own eggs and just try again.
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Why do people hate dogs besides pitbulls? Like I know if a dog is aggressive that's bad. But when I browse subplebbits like r/DogFree, most of their hatred boils down to a dog licking their leg, or excitedly jumping up to them or some other silly nonsense. And yet all the users' reactions is that of a psychopath with no impulse control. Also I'd like to add that over half the subreddit are women. I've never seen so much seethe.
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>>220852919
because 90% of dogs are stupid
and pitbulls aren't the only ones that chimp out and bite people
any dog breed you could name has issues determining the nature of preadolescent children due to their size, and when dogs are confused, they tend to panic bite
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>>220852840
Pigeons in the US are an invasive species. You're helping the native environment.
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>>220852840
>cooking without cleaning out their insides
Gross
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>>220852958
>and pitbulls aren't the only ones that chimp out and bite people
This. There was a story recently in my country where a dog killed a child. I was immediately expecting it to be a pitbull, but no. It was a cane corso.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-dog-attack-trial-verdict-9.7209541
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>>220850799
Not always. In this movie they survive.
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>>220853027
anything bigger than a baby and smaller than a general adult/late teen causes problems in the dog's brain, the exception is if the dog is around the kid every day more or less, then it can distinguish via familiarity
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>>220852201
I have a much better idea.

We rape your entire family in front of you and then kill you by burying you alive, how about that?
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Some deranged fuckers on here badmouthing dem dogs
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>>220852919
Brownoid countries are shitholes overrun with street dogs that carry rabies so they learn to fear and loathe dogs. They carry this attitude with them when they invade human countries.
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>>220852958
>any dog breed you could name has issues determining the nature of preadolescent children due to their size, and when dogs are confused, they tend to panic bite

Only nigger dogs react with aggression. Get something good like a lab.
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>>220852958
>because 90% of dogs are stupid
They're fucking animals. What do you expect?
>and pitbulls aren't the only ones that chimp out and bite people
Fucking cats and all sorts of animals are capable of murder. What argument is this?
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>>220853092
Someone post the webm of the black kicking a dog only for a pack of mutts retaliating by chasing after him.
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>>220853195
>Only nigger dogs react with aggression. Get something good like a lab.
Unfortunately no one has been good at raising dogs for like 25 years, outside of professionals
Do you have a dog? Do you hit with something sturdy but soft when it misbehaves? Do you shove it out of the way when it's in your way?
If you answered no to either of these questions, you're just as bad as keeping a dog as nigger pitbull owners
>>220853230
You don't want to compare stats on dog-related fatalities to cat-related fatalities (lmao).
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>>220853466
Hitting dogs just makes them more aggressive. If you can't control them without resorting to violence you're just as bad at keeping a dog as nigger pitbull owners
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>>220853230
>They're fucking animals. What do you expect?
They're the most easily trained animals on planet earth because we bred them to be, I expect people to have trained them better
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>>220853509
>Hitting dogs just makes them more aggressive
Hitting them violently, yes
Swatting them with newspaper (a rigid yet soft object) and shoving them does not, in fact it only makes them feel for having upset you, a feeling they will then associate with the behavior you intending to correct
If you're prepared to do that, you are not prepared to own a dog
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>>220850825
Nooooo not my heckin pupper chungus! Dogs are le better than people! I love animals so much! That's why I eat cows and pigs and lambs and other intelligent mammals but NOT the wholesome doggo chungi who bite children and bark at strangers for hours for no reason!!
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>>220850799
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>>220853553
>newspaper
Go to bed unc
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>>220850825
>Dog people are the worst people ever
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>>220853466
>You don't want to compare stats on dog-related fatalities to cat-related fatalities (lmao).
Stupid argument. Cats are simply less physically imposing animals. Its like saying men are more violent and aggressive than women. The stronger breed always are.

But since you outed yourself as a catfaggot I'm going to assume you're a woman or tranny, which means your opinion is invalid. Please fuck off back to r/DogFree.
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>>220853611
Yellow hands typed this post.
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>>220852261
>and are no longer important in human society

They keep turd worlders scared. If anything their value improved now that leftists and their corporations import their pets from shitholes.
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>>220850825
I've realized that I don't necessarily hate dogs, but I do hate 99% of modern retarded domesticated dog breeds that have virtually nothing in common with their ancestors. These retarded animals attract retarded owners, and it's just an endless cycle of dumber and dumber breeding
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>>220850799
cheap way to make people sad
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>>220851972
they dont. they only recognize people their owner doesnt like. thats why every midwit thinks this. they reaffirm their beliefs. thats why every dictator with a dog isnt immediately torn up by them
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>>220853466
Dog maulings account for 30-40 deaths per year in the US and 90% of those are due to just 2 breeds (pitbulls and rottweilers). These two dog races alone are several tens of times more dangerous than all other dogs combined, and yet, the shittiest of dogs are less likely to hurt you than lighting strikes let alone more present mortal threats such as
>islam
>cars
>mental patients on SSRIs
Dogs simply aren't dangerous to first worlders. Killing random dogs, intelligent social animals that evolved to be our friends, for just being there makes LESS logical sense than killing you simply for having XY chromosomes. Men commit several orders of magnitude more violent crime than women! (you will never be a woman btw)

Cats spread a disease (toxoplasmosis) that kills over 750 people per year. That's only documented deaths. Toxoplasmosis is extremely deadly to unborn children and it is more expensive to properly diagnose their cause of death, and since toxoplasmosis is so ubiquitous due to cat ownership, it's hard to pin the blame based on antibodies alone. The same disease DEFORMED thousands, THOUSANDS more.

The human cost of retards letting cats outside is over twenty times greater than shitbulls
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>>220854092
Toxoplasmosis is mostly caused by raw meat. This is reflected in the differing rates between USA, where well done meat is the norm, and France, where raw beef dishes are common. It's about 10% vs. 50% toxoplasmosis incidence.
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>>220854092
>intelligent social animals that evolved to be our friends,
We genetically bred modern dogs to be as retarded and be nearly unrecognizable to actual wolf dogs that were originally "man's best friend's. Most dog breeds should not exist and are a crime against nature. Many breeds are born partially blind and inability to even breathe properly. They should all be destroyed
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One time my neighbors dog shit on my lawn so I threw some sausages over the fence filled with poison pellets and the thing died
He cried when he buried it as well KWAB
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>>220850799
German sheppards have a fucking amazing track record in horror movies.
>Beast - Hills Have Eyes
>Thor - Bad Moon
>head Vamp in Lost Boys white sheppard
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>>220852261
Brown or chinkish hands typed this
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>>220854178
These creatures are just sad. Their eyes pop out of their head is tapped in the wrong way and they have breathing difficulties. Yet dog "lovers" want to keep them alive because they're wholesome chunguses.
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I recently learned that believing dogs should only ever be owned for work and that having "pets" is wrong is actually a talmudic belief. More proof doghaters are a bunch of amerikikes and third worldies
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>>220850799
Wtf movies are YOU watching?
Watch the 2 minute trailer that's basically the movie for "a dog's way home" or "Homeward bound". Movies centered around a dog(s) and they DONT die because it's about them getting back home
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>>220852448
are you talking about mike the mink man?
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>>220852084
Just put them down and get a new one. Remember the good times! Dogs die in the wild all the time.
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dogs usually do not die in movies. if you are in doubt, then go to this site:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
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>>220854328
Shadow died. The last minutes of the movie was one of the kid's fantasy.
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>>220852594
>Yeah cats kill a fuckton of birds.
do they? this graph says estimated meaning they have no actual data. its all made up
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>>220852594
Maybe if you get killed by a land animal even though you can fly you should not exist in the first place.
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>>220851388
I like dogs
Dog people are subhuman though.
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>>220853892
I realized I don't hate dogs, I just hate 90% of dog owners.



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