Just get the photo and dangle the money over him
Pay him all in pennies, put them all in a canvas sack and drop it on his head.
Move the sign to the floor
He should give you a discount for a box of Lucky Charms
>>220853842Realistically, how could he stop you from taking a selfie? Can't exactly grab the phone out of your hand on account of how short his arms are.
>>220853842I would kill myself if this was the end of my career
>>220854407This, how do these people cope?Also, who the fuck pays this much for these?