>>220863307
It's good but zoomer faggotry taints the experience.

It's definitely well directed and the set design is good. Everything else is serviceable. I wouldn't call it a bad movie but I will also be forgetting about it in t-minus 7 days.

>>220863342
zoomer faggotry is meaningless word salad that nobody except you can define for some arbitrary reason
do you have actual criticism? because I suspect you didn't even watch it

>>220863307
You stole a stupid idea from 4chen and made a shitty video about it. Leave us alone please.

>creative
>fresh
>millions of youtube videos about it for ten years

>>220863307
Everything is performative in 2026

>>220863404
you can't steal something that's not claimed by anyone as their property
>and made a shitty video about it
no it's a full-length feature film
>Leave us alone
nobody is forcing you to reply to the threads about things you are supposedly not interested in, noobody holds you at gunpoint and nobody came knocking down at your door, you are here entirely by your own will
>>220863419
I don't see how those statements are mutually exclusive or incoherent, it's fresh and definitely creative at least in my opinion, I see no objections to that

>>220863382
It's two words, zoomer and faggotry, zoomer being a generation of retards born into an always online world and faggotry meaning retarded hijinks/thoughts/way of being.

It's a millennial idea marred by zoomer faggotry, like having async, the SCP clone, instead of leaving it a vaguely explain mystery. The fact that the monsters there aren't guided by any sort of logic and exist there because zoomers are scared by everything.

The zoomer world is a copy of a copy of a copy each with less definition than the last.

>>220863485
>zoomer being a generation of retards
I shan't be reading the rest, nothing of what you said is relevant and you clearly didn't watch the movie which makes it even more hilarious
this is exactly the kind of perfomative hate I'm talking about

>>220863307
It’s fine. Some people wanna hate it because they associate YouTube with shit quality and the writer/director is an elevated YouTuber. Some people wanna act like it’s the next big thing in horror because they love the analog horror thing so much and they like the novelty of a young director. But really it was just fine.

>>220863501
Ok zoomer. It's the greatest original film in the world and without flaws.

>>220863567
>It's the greatest original film in the world and without flaws.
I literally state the opposite in the OP btw, you people just make up things in your head

>>220863307
shut the fuck up

>>220863485
BOOM.
ExplanationGOD.

>>220863658
don't pop a blood vessel

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>>220863307
>creative and fresh

They fucking nicked an /x/ meme that someone else created, and has been regurgitated ad nauseum for years. Whoever originally posted it is a retard for putting their ideas out there on an anonymous image board, because that’s basically like leaving your wallet on a NYC subway, but my point still stands.

>>220863808
yeah but it got popular specifically because it's creative/original

>>220863307
The pirate guy design is to cosynergize the five nights at freddy vibe

>>220863808
It was a shit meme that was tagging on the already existing shit meme of "liminal spaces". Then people joked about someone making a shit movie based on it, then they made a shit movie.

Non-ambitious visuals, terrible character development and the feeling of 1/4 of the story being presented before credits roll. My friend said it was like watching episode 1 of a Netflix show and I couldn't agree more. As much as some people hate the idea of backrooms "levels" and Kane's series not explicitly having them, I feel like this would've benefited from it at least from a visual standpoint because watching the same piss yellow wallpaper ad nauseum didn't frighten me one bit. This really needed another 30 minutes for Clark to truly descend into madness along with more Robert and Kat screen time. As it stands he's normal one scene and the next we see of him he's gone nutszo. I also think it's funny some people (fans usually) try to convince people the movie's 2 deep 4 u but everything is explained in-movie quite well, multiple times at that, and if you've played/watched Silent Hill you basically got the exact gist of it. 5.5/10 movie, not horrible but nothing profound either.

The story of how this movie came to be is extremely interesting and impressive, plus the movie itself is good, so of course you joyless cunts can't help but seethe about it. You don't enjoy anything.

zoomers will tell you otherwise but 4chan did not used to be like this. it used to be quite creative, spawning things like the backrooms. now it's completely devoid of anything worthwhile at all because everyone has become too jaded and irony poisoned to show themselves to be even slightly positive about anything.

>>220863990
>but 4chan did not used to be like this
I repeat myself over and over but oldfags were cut from a different cloth. They were NERDS, and now there are no more nerds hence zoomers.

>>220863307
No, I'm a zoomer and I think it deserves the hate. Gen Z and alpha horror is embarrassing.

>creative and fresh

they just stole the idea from a 4chan post on /x/

>>220864427
all of your favourite media "stole" their ideas (took inspiration from) other works. shocking i know.

>>220864427
how does that prevent the movie from being creative and fresh?

>>220864454
But this movie is actually The Meme: The Movie

>>220864601
would it make any difference if it were a short story published in a magazine? who fucking cares where or how the story came to be?

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>>220863307
I haven't seen it just like mocking zoomers

>>220863485
Meh. There's nothing new under the sun... every piece of media that exists has influences from something that came before it. There are influences from LOST in the Backrooms YouTube series: Async = Dharma Initiative, messing with the unknown (Backrooms or Island) causing real world catastrophe (earthquake or plane crash). Backrooms kinda scratches that same itch.

>>220864601
Except it wasn't shitty like Slenderman.

Reminder that generations are literally a psyop. The Greatest Generation comes from WWII hagiography, and Baby Boomers were just a useful demographic term for the baby boom after the war.

this is a movie from a guy who self-admittedly has seen very few movies nor read many books and people call it a derivative ripoff.

>>220863307
It was a simple story set in an original environment. It did nothing groundbreaking as a film, it was shot well and the actors gave solid performances.

>>220864710
A generation that was born in the digital panopticon is markedly different from one that wasn't. Just because the cutoffs are fuzzy doesn't mean generation labels don't have their use.

Zoomer.

>>220864691
Yeah, but no generation has done less with existing material.

>>220864691
>There's nothing new under the sun... every piece of media that exists has influences from something that came before it.
So what? It's a meaningless statement really, pretty much anything could be reduced to "good vs evil" and shit like that, so what? Do we just stop producing art altogether and live with things made thousands of years ago because they just keep self-referencing over and over again?
The whole point is finding specifically the arrangement of those tropes that appeals exclusively to you. Monster following someone in a mysterious place brings nothing new to the table, but the point is everything else that's surrounding it. If you think the concept of backrooms are cool for whatever reason then who cares if it's an old trope, you certainly didn't see the older thing and even if you did nothing prevents you from enjoying this as well.

What's up with this closed mentality anyway?

>>220865012
He's a zoomer that's mad he missed out on the old internet before corporations took over.

>>220863307
I feel the black dude is a good actor. Too good even for this

>>220865062
I'm also a zoomer anon, to be fair I'm on the early zoomer side so I got a glimpse of internet before the iphone and twitter but yeah, that's not an excuse to have such a mentality where you think nothing new could ever be made ever again (a thesis our species keeps proving wrong time and time again)

>>220863808
>Whoever originally posted it is a retard for putting their ideas out there on an anonymous image board, because that’s basically like leaving your wallet on a NYC subway, but my point still stands.
People used to share ideas and post stuff on the internet for fun instead of obsessing over monetizing every little thing.

>>220865012
You took my post the complete opposite of its intention. I agree with you.

Is it better than Slenderman?
How about Dumb Money?

NOTHING good can come from zoomers or, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, alphas. They can't create, only distort and destroy.

>>220865242
you are in a thread about something created by a zoomer btw
if it was truly nothing then why are you here?

>>220865269
>Zoomers steal idea
>DUDE WE MADE THAT
Your generation is so fucked

>>220865077
He has an Oscar for a reason. The therapy scenes were pretty funny because he was clearing elevating the weak material

>>220865344
the movie was made by a zoomer
are you also mad when Nolan adapts the odyssey?
>NO IT'S NOT YOUR HECKIN GENERATION THAT DID THAT.... ACTUALLY IT'S THE ANCIENT GREEK PEDERASTS!

Genuine 5/10 4/10 uninspired movie anyone finding anything positive in this is a child. Coolest thing about it are the visuals and the kid didn't create those visuals

>>220865366
>He has an Oscar for a reason
He doesn't.

>>220863485
Async is literally just aperture science they even copied the orange

>>220865414
I don’t get why people hand out fours or fives out of ten unless a movie is truly abysmal dog shit. This one had decent acting, good sets, and solid camera work. I mean, you gotta scrape the bottom of the B-movie barrel to see what a real 4/10 or 2/10 actually looks like. There are movies that are so fucking boring, bland, and stale they are are straight-up unwatchable

>ruins most of the mystery by showing the very real monster within the first 5 minutes of the movie
>no real vhs filter
>why are the entities even killing people if they're supposed to be non violent

This movie was actually fucking good. There was no woke shit or forced multiculturalism, they just stuck to the fucking story for once.

>>220865421
Oh shit I could have sworn he won one for 12 years a slave

man i thought this shit was about the youtube series, nothing happened to answer anything from youtube

>>220865443
>5/10
>abysmal dog shit
Fucking utter retard

>>220865533
I mean that's an F on a grading scale lol

This is going to have a massive drop off after Sunday. No one's talking about it unlike obsession. This kid is going back to YouTube, he could never ever replicate a percent of this "success". He only sold some seats cause backrooms is a literal meme and Le two year old baby director how inspiring advertising. I don't even think anyone genuinely likes this thing,. Everyone said iron lung was good too, YouTube toxic positivity slop setting a bad trend. Being a YouTube does not mean that you can direct a studio film. A24 really met this dude and his vfx connected daddy and just saw thought cash product. This will never get a sequel they won't be able to replicate the success.
For fucks sake, both actors are supposed to be Americana, why the fuck do they both have thick Europoor accents? Fuck this soulless, Adderall popping creature, he couldn't come up with a handful of original ideas given even with the money, right drugs studio backing and money. This shit is embarrassing.

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>>220865533
if it's below a 7.5 it's unredeemable dog barf

>>220865569
Anon, it's a huge financial success already. Producers don't give a shit if the movies good or not. They'll give giving him money until he falls off

>>220863307
Nah it's really really good, Like genuinely a smart film

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>>220865585
>>220865554
>>220865533
>>220865443
>>220865414
Why would you retards find movies to watch that are under a 10/10? The point of watching shit online is to always find the best movie and anything that falls below your expectations (a 10/10) you just drop it, and move onto the next movie. Any movie you thoroughly enjoy should be a 10/10 in your heart.

Im not sure that makes sense, and yes I know what objective/subjective ratings are, but if you're purposely going around looking for anything besides a 10/10 masterpiece in your mind, you're wasting your fucking time.

>>220865636
>Why would you retards find movies to watch that are under a 10/10? The point of watching shit online is to always find the best movie and anything that falls below your expectations (a 10/10) you just drop it, and move onto the next movie. Any movie you thoroughly enjoy should be a 10/10 in your heart.
brown-coded, sometimes I watch something because it's intereting and unique, not because it's the Godfather

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>>220865636
addendum to this - If its a movie you wouldnt mind physically owning on BD/DVD, why fucking bother watching it past the 10 minute mark?, just move the fuck on and browse for other shit.

Again, if its a movie you wouldnt mind owning on DVD and if someone came to your house and saw it, you wouldnt be embarrassed, and as a matter of fact, would recommend watching it to them? that's the bar.

>>220865659
Shut up you fucking kike, how is that brown coded you nigger? Where in what I said comes off like Im a nigger? Jesus fucking christ, show your hand with a timestamp. I'm INSANELY white.

>>220863307
It was almost great which is perhaps more bitter than just being bad (not that it is by any means)

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>>220865659
also see
>>220865659

kek, "brown coded" are you kidding

>soillennials right out of the gate start talking shit about zoomers
>zoomers right out of gate start gasing up gen alpha
fucking brutal
soillennials are the new boomers kek

>>220865594
Hr can't replicate the success what part of that don't you understand?

It's only been selling because it's a literal tik tok meme. Are you under 18? Why I'd your reading comprehension so bad

>>220865692
Needing instant gratification and not being able to appreciate imperfect art makes you spirtually a nigger

>>220865725
You fucking retard, I said it should be a 10/10 in your heart. That doesnt mean it's a fucking 10/10. That just means its something you fucking like, holy shit, YOU'RE the nigger.

>>220865719
You said he's going back to youtube when he's likely getting started on the fucking sequel, that's mainly what I corrected. Didn't bother reading the rest of your retarded rant

the fact that every thread about this movie prompts vitriolic shit-flinging arguments over late stage capitalism between zoomers and milennials shows that this movie is doing something right

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>>220865742
>You fucking retard, I said it should be a 10/10 in your heart. That doesnt mean it's a fucking 10/10. That just means its something you fucking like, holy shit, YOU'RE the nigger.
dilate

I can't stand you people

>>220865725
If you watch something you're forcing yourself to watch because you want to "grow as a person" and you call other people niggers because they dont want to waste their time, you're not only a fucking retard, but also pretentious. Use the 10 minute rule. If you dont vibe with it, move the fuck on.

Im not talking about rating systems, Im talking about subjectively enjoying shit so you dont waste your time.

For instance, OBJECTIVELY, the backrooms certainly has a rating, Im just saying, instead of arguing with retards, only your fucking opinion matters. If you dont like it, move the fuck on.

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>>220865760
See
>>220865760
Also, YOU dilate, jesus chist go back to /pol/ you niggerbrained retard.

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>>220865781
See
>>220865781
Goddamn You people are so fucking frustrating that I linked to that retard twice. Holy shit. Why the fuck would any of you retards watch anything that isnt a 10/10 in your mind. If you wouldnt recommend someone watch it, why waste your time? I hate /tv/ so fucking much sometimes.

>>220865743
Yeah lol back on YouTube making shitty found footage clips for retards like you to watch

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>>220865791
>go back to /pol/

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>>220865781
>Appreciating imperfect art is the same as subjecting yourself to dog shit.
False dichotomy. A movie can be imperfect, slow, abrasive, or not instantly pleasurable and still be worth engaging with.

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>>220865831
Right. I actually agree with that, so in your heart, you enjoy it. You didnt move the fuck on. Re-read what I said.
>>220865830
Calling people retards and telling them to fuck off is a past-time of mine that I enjoy.
>>220865760
See
>>220865781
>>220865818


In short, subjective rating systems are a real thing, objective rating systems are a real thing, but human beings, through their thoughts and feelings tend to develop feelings more towards things they enjoy over fucking dogshit they are pressured into enjoying because of trends. If you wouldnt be embarrassed to own it on BD/DVD if someone saw it in your collection on a shelf, and you wouldnt be embarrassed to recommend it to someone and have to tell them "OH,J-JUST STICK WITH IT, IT GETS GOOD IN THE 2ND LEG", then fucking why? like why waste your fucking time. If you tell someone "J-JUST WAIT IT GETS GOOD" that means you know, know, in your heart of hearts that it fucking sucks at some point.

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>>220865919
The fact that I had to explain this shit to you summerfags is fucking embarrassing. And also Checking the archive wont shut me the fuck up, nigger. Here, have another. Now fuck off back to discord you fat trannies.

Should I show it to my Mom? She's turning 63 or 4 this year. I think she would like it except for the dinner scene which is too weird for her and she doesn't like cannibalism because she's Christian. I try to show her things outside her typical slop to keep her from getting dementia. Maybe I'll warn her about the scene or fast forward.

The movie sucks and anyone giving it any praise shouldn't share their opinions on art or media.

>>220866003
Do you like it? then yes. If you think she might not like it, recommend it anyways and let THEM rate it objectively. If they drop it, they drop it, oh well.

>>220863485
You fucking bitch bastard. You are wrong

>>220865995
>Replying to your own incoherent ramblings
Holy autism dude

>>220863808
i'm shocked a24 didn't cram its jewish themes and mindset onto kane's baby

>>220865725
>niggers only enjoy the finest art
you literally have brain damage

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>>220866023
Ok, now THAT is brown-coded.

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>>220866037
It was an addendum you stupid fuck. I even avatar fagged on purpose so people wouldnt think Im samefagging. Jesus christ lurk moar.

>>220866040
>Needing instant gratification
>You mean niggers only enjoy the finest art?
Wtf is with the lack of reading comprehension of this fucking board lately

Generations are stupid because Zoomers have been 20 for 10 years now.

>>220863307
Everyone I see in this board saying this movie sucks is a seething soilennial, and specifically them alone, I've talked to a couple Gen X'ers that liked it, they didn't seem to know what the backrooms were before watching it so the concept was fresh and creative to them.

>>220864710
Gen Z because it's the last American generation. Then it's Greater Israel open rule.

Not a cohencidence

>>220865919
Movie ratings are always subjective anon. Some people just have more nuanced opiinions than "best/worst movie ever!"

>nigger and foid front and center
I shant be seeing it
This is 100% A24 meddling, Kane likely originally planned for a plain looking white guy but A24 being the leftie cucks they are decided "Ooo, yikes this horror movie isn't diverse enough add this poor, underprivileged poc or no deal."

>>220865443
Half my ratings on Letterboxd are 1/2 *s. Scream 7, Wuthering Heights and Whistle most recently. Fuck Slop

>>220863808 >>220864427
The original /x/ poster is the definition of an ideas guy. The premise is like 1% of what Backrooms is.

>>220866069
>not being able to appreciate imperfect art makes you spirtually a nigger
stop being disingenious you lying piece of shit

>>220865636
This has got to be the most retarded thing I've read all week

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This place fucking sucks, man. The movie was really good, it was creative and used a unique premise, it was unnerving especially in the first half, the set decoration was phenomenal, the acting was super super good, and the direction (especially the music direction) was fresh. It doesnt have to be your favorite movie, but it is unquestionably one of the best horror films of the year. Contrarians have no arguments, it's even made a ton of money.

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>>220866143
>Scream 7, Wuthering Heights and Whistle
I don't know, man. I mean, even if the story is bad, like half the time the camera work and acting and pacing is better than garbage bin b-movies. I bet you can't get through 30 minutes of this garbage.

>>220866003
I can't imagine that showing a villain doing villainous things would be bad

>>220865919
Addendum to this
>f you wouldnt be embarrassed to own it on BD/DVD if someone saw it in your collection on a shelf, and you wouldnt be embarrassed to recommend it to someone and have to tell them "OH,J-JUST STICK WITH IT, IT GETS GOOD IN THE 2ND LEG", then fucking why? like why waste your fucking time.

You should extremely enjoy every second of it without having to make excuses. THAT is what makes something an objective 10/10. The more excuses you have to make to enjoy a movie, the lower and lower the score becomes.

>>220866144
The fuck are you on about. The original picture + that post is literally 100% of what backrooms is

>>220866030
Thanks anon. Watching tonight after new Dutton Ranch

It's no better than the backrooms YouTube videos. Worse even. Kane Pixels should go to college, he has no hollywood future.

>>220866237
He literally just directed a movie bigger than a Star Wars entry

>>220865743
The sequel is going to be a bunch of YouTube videos

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>>220866199
yw fampai

Why is anon pointing at turd and clapping like seal? Stop liking shit.

>>220866176
There was nothing creative or original about this movie the fact that you're saying that is worrying

>>220866304
Name another big budget backrooms movie retard. Hasnt been done before, so its original. It was done in a fun and interesting way, so its creative. FAGGOT

>>220866184
The pacing is the worst thing about this movie and it's not even a long movie

>50 minutes of badly written dialogue outside the location of interest
>23 MINUTE introduction scene of the nigger walking around uninspired sets WITH NOTHING HAPPENING
>12 minute chase scene where the couple gets eaten by some entity for some reason
>jarring time skip where Clark suddenly goes insane
>table scene and chase scene 13 minutes together
>final 4 minutes for random async bullshit

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>>220866097
look, in in reality, sure, you're right. But the penultimate - in the way society sees media, and the way humans consume media, is that everyone protects what they enjoy and rejects that which they hate, which is the cut and dry, bones-of-the-meat truth. Objectivity is how society is polite in their rating of media. Subjectivity is how humans say "FUCK YOU WHAT I LIKE IS GOOD AND ANYTHING ELSE IS TRASH" without feeling like children.

For the record Im a paid writer.

>>220866192
>acquire software like Blender and After Effects
>learn to use them
>learn to shoot and integrate mocap into your production pipeline
>hire other people to provide voice acting and organize everything from contacting them to arranging for their travel to providing food for them
>make hours worth of CGI short films
>have to do all post-production from editing to sound design on your own
>upload them on your YouTube channel that you started years ago and has zero traction
>slowly build it up to over 3 million followers

The guy from /x/ did none of that.

>>220866003
I don't know anon, I went to see it yesterday and there was no person older than 30 at the theatre
maybe they are just not aware that things like this exist, so yeah totally go and make her see it if you think it's fine but don't expect her to understand or like it

>>220866353
Every backroom clip on YouTube has thousands of views it's easy view, easy to reproduce it's not impressive >>220866192
Disney isn't starwars

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>>220866304
Its not about originality its about how the story is pieced together in such a way that it's captivating from beginning to end - without giving you a break / pause to judge it or ask questions about it.

Why is this so hard for you niggers to understand?

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The backrooms is OBJECTIVELY a good movie. SUBJECTIVELY to people it could be dogshit, but by the standards we have today across all media platforms, at the most basic level, everything is average / slightly above / slightly below average. If you tally all the things that make a movie up, objectively speaking there are more ticks on the boxes of average / slightly above average than there are average / slightly below average, which makes it "good".

Its that shrimple.

>>220866353
What has big budget got to do with originality? There are like a trillion backrooms videos out there already. There are also tons of "big movies" out there with the same core concept

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>>220865077
>>220865366
Yeah his therapy session and the dinner bit where he cracks were both great

>>220866391
That's cool Kane still couldn't come up with a single original idea and you're over exaggerating how hard all this stuff is those blender videos don't take long to reproduce especially if you have a bunch of assets being made stop being a retard. This kid had a vfx industry connected daddy this kid ain't shit he has no future he's a fraud he's not that guy

>>220866410
Yeah i know, the guy who made them directed Backrooms
>>220866485
>same core concept
Name three fag, cmon

>>220866391
>>hire other people to provide voice acting and organize everything from contacting them to arranging for their travel to providing food for them
Why would you need to do all that for voice acting?

>learn these software
His father is a VFX artist who's already a professional using that same software, so not as special as you think

>slowly build it up to over 3 million followers
Botted views, as that's the only way to get on the (((algorithm)))

>>220866389
If you think something is bad, you give it a bad rating. If you lie about to be polite you give it a better rating. But thats still subjective

>>220866522
There's countless clips of kids scoring millions of views before Kane

They don't have daddies in the industry though

Why are you defending this kid so much anyways? Are you one of these faggot kids? Get the fuck out

>>220866428
The story is badly written generic badly paced and ham fisted in what is this gay avatar posting bait

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>>220866160
So you purposely watch dogshit and/or lower your expectations for genres of movies you're in the mood to watch, and will simply watch dogshit, got it.

10 minute rule applies here.

>>220866527
>Botted views, as that's the only way to get on the (((algorithm)))

Why haven't you done that?

>>220866503
Some guy in the 1800s wrote about his vision for an automobile that would be affordable to the middle class. Henry Ford totally ripped that guy off! Ford had zero original ideas.

>>220866599
>it's impossible to find enjoyment out of something unless it's the best thing you've ever seen

But yeah Sometimes I want to watch something that's bad

>>220866391
There are thousands of people out there doing basic blender animation videos. They arent famous, because they actually have original idea. The only difference is the idea here. Kane was just the first to turn this popular meme into decent videos. Which I absolutely respect btw. But its not "creative and fresh"

>>220866620
You're a retard

Henry Ford created the assembly line too dude what are you talking about seriously

Kane hasn't created one single thing he hasn't lived enough to lmao

Anon defending this slop. Cringe.

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>>220866583
Ok, so you start out at 1---[5]----10 and move it back and forth according to all the barometers that make up a movie.
Acting
Set Pieces
Story
Original
Soundtrack
Etc etc, if each one of those is bad, you move the rating down until its either a 1 or a 10. That is OBJECTIVELY how you do the most basic of ratings. SUBJECTIVELY you think its trash, No need for a fucking rating. I was simply asking why on a subjective level you niggers watch dogshit on purpose.

Is it to feel superior? Is it hipster millennial / zoomer bullshit? You should always try to find 10/10's. Watching something for the experience to see what people were talking about - is also a thing, but you're doing that on an objective level.

>>220866652
If what Kane did is so fucking easy that it takes zero effort and even less creativity, why don't you take another 4chan meme and turn it into an IP that will catapult you to Hollywood? All you need is a YouTube channel and some botted views, easy as fuck.

>>220866651
This isn't true though there's so many similar channels producing the same garbage with similar viewership

>>220866671
I'm not reading or responding to your posts anymore unless you can shorten your posts saying a whole bunch of nothing in those retarded para giraffes

>backrooms
more like backdoors

>>220866485
Its basically the labyrinth out of greek mythologie. The concept is literally ancient

>>220866680
Because I'm not a uncreative hack

I'm a creative hack

Also I'm not 16 I could never be that retarded there's not even any cool memes sbgmkren

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>>220866629
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, and guess what, my subjective "( you should always try to find / watch movies that are 10/10's in your heart )" also applies the other way, if you always try to subjectively find dogshit because that's what you're into, you should always try to find the worst dogshit imaginable, SUBJECTIVELY.

Objectively, if you're finding medium tier or low tier bad movies, you're not doing it right. 3/10s arent good enough, senpai.

I never thought I'd find something so pathetic on this site but the guy dicksucking the backrooms zoomer is by far the most pathetic worthless faggot that I've ever seen

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>>220866699
roger o7

>>220864691
Marxist mega cope trojan horse to justify demanding everything must reflect heckin' reality since "no art exists in a vacuum"

>>220866728
There's only been a handful of 10/10 movies released ever am I just not supposed to consume media

>>220866563
Ive been here since before you were a fetus shitstain. This is my board and youre nothing but a zoomer tourist. And how many of those clips were of the same quality as Kane Pixels before he uploaded? I'll give you a hint, zero

>>220866680
>another 4chan meme and turn it into an IP
For example? Which 4chan meme is so popular and known by normies?

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>>220866467
Addendum to this -
>" If you tally all the things that make a movie up, objectively speaking there are more ticks on the boxes of average / slightly above average than there are average / slightly below average, which makes it "good".

This is why I hate siskel and elbert. They do things at the most basic mathematical level for movies.

All movies start out neutral for them and they rate shit up and down mathematically according to how all the boxes of a movie should be ticked, Those old cunts never cared about how society feels about the message of a movie, they only cared about rating the movies at the most basic level. Same shit with faggy op-ed writers on shit like IMDB and RT. We dont hate journalists enough.

>>220866799
Ok grandpa. Dont hurt your back moving all those goalposts

>>220866799
Literally a clip from 4 years ago with a 120 million views I watched the other day of a giant monster found footage nigga shut the tuck up

>>220866729
I dont think anyone here is dicksucking the backrooms. It's "good" at best.

>fucking avatarfaggot keeps shitting up the thread by spamming and even replying to his own ramblings
This movie really attracts the autistic

>>220866850
Thank you for admiting defeat, now bend over
>>220866869
>4 years ago
So not before Kane Pixels, thanks

>>220863307
>black male lead
I shan't be watching

>>220866799
https://youtu.be/Kt3swro_kXw

You were saying

>>220866891
>moves goalposts
>shoots goal
>I WON
you are a child

>>220866899
That one was uploaded in April of 2022, Kane Pixels first vid was uploaded Jan 2022 you absolute massive cum guzzling retard

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>>220866759
NO NO, if something captivates you from beginning to end, and you're willing to own it / recommend it, and in your heart it's a 10/10....use that as a barometer when searching for other media, SUBJECTIVELY. Use the 10 minute rule as well. If you're looking for media to consume using objective ratings, im just wondering why people actually do that. You should always look for shit YOU'RE into, and always look for the highest quality.


Like, why the fuck would you order fucking beef shank, when you can order fucking fillet mignon. Always look for the best shit and drop it if its shit.

>>220866951
>I win, he starts whining
Tale as old as time

>>220866952
Wow it's almost like the meme was everywhere on tik tok around that time

>>220866759
See
>>220866834

>>220866978
Thank you for admitting defeat, now join your sister wife and bend over too

>>220866966
I would get bored of filet minion every day sometimes I want a slaughter house burger that a thousand cows had to die for

>>220866969
You are just a lying cunt. You moved from
>kane made all backroom content
to
>ok, but kane was the first
to
>well, Kane was the first good one
Retards always move the goalpost when they are getting btfod. I accept your concession though. I will let you cope in peace

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>>220867015
KEK, yeah, that's the perfect analogy for OBJECTIVE ratings. But you still know what you know. You still remember the experience, the taste, the sensation, of the fillet mignon. That would be a subjective 10/10, and no matter what anyone says, your tongue remembers the taste.

>>220866952
You cant be really this retarded. holy shit

>>220867037
>lies, shits himself, mumbles that i moved the goalposts, cums, then dies
Yep, that's our faggot-kun haha!

>>220867038
Thats by definition subjective

>>220867038
Filet minion is that good your posts are retarded sorry you don't even follow what you're saying just stop

>>220867069
Lol ok. You didnt move the goalposts because you were wrong. That totally didnt happen. We blieve you anon.

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>>220863362
The only thing it makes you think about is the liminality in your everyday architecture. I rent out a basement unit and realized it is bizarrely laid out since they built walling around all the subpumps and breakers. Now I'm imagining things coming out from them...

Boring movie. The nigger is clearly a great actor though, shame that he wasted his time on this, hope he got paid well.

They barely spent any time in the backrooms, felt especially flat after boasting about how much of a "massive" set they built only for the backrooms to feel so tiny in the movie.

Too much time spent on some surface-level allegory of the backrooms as trauma, and also as the backrooms having multiple forms/levels (the psychiatrists reality being a backrooms of her schizo mom's horde house that she retreats to).

Aped way more from House of Leaves than I thought it would, especially with the movie being barely about the actual backrooms, and more on the meta narrative of the psychiatrist and her schizo mom ala johnny truant and pelefina.

Wanted to see an hour of them exploring the backrooms, getting lost, and going crazy. Instead got a shitty attempt at copying house of leaves meta narrative with really poor dialogue and scene framing, carried by the nigger actor trying his best.

>>220867122
WRONG ABOUT WHAT? Ive been asking this question over and over, who did this before Kane Pixels??? The original guy made an original movie, that is the crux of my arguments, shitflinging and memes aside.

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>>220867104
The fuck are you talking about?

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>>220867104
>minion
KEK

>>220863485
To be fair, Kane Parsons was making these when he was only around 16/17.

>>220867171
Filet minions are not that good dude leave me alone you probably couldn't even cook one right

>>220866376
It is truly a wonder to behold that these people actually went through and finished the movie without being like wait, this is completely retarded

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>>220867090
What do you think subjective vs objective is, anon?

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>>220867233
Ok, how about a NY strip?, and yes, I can but Im not getting into a fucking argument about cooking, it was a fucking analogy.
>leave me alone
This isnt a fucking chatroom or discord you fucking newfag summerfag nigger. What the fuck are you talking about for christ sakes

>>220867139
It was a tiny set dude it was like smaller than a small Walmart a lot of it was just reuse, they also used the set for stuff outside of the rooms like the office scene where he's on the phone you fell for marketing hype

>>220863808
But you could say that anon's post was just a rip off of House of Leaves? That's like entirely the premise of the Navidson House.

>>220867209
And it's absolute shit

>>220867139
>The nigger is clearly a great actor though
I know this is (zoomer)-4chan but you don't recognise Chiwetel Ejiofor? It the latter part of his career he's been typecast as a bad guy for some reason.

>>220867248
Most people are retarded anon....
You should have realized this by now

>>220867139
>They barely spent any time in the backrooms, felt especially flat after boasting about how much of a "massive" set they built only for the backrooms to feel so tiny in the movie.
Isnt that to build tension so when the payoff arrives it hits harder than if they just spent all their time in the backrooms? They wanted to show you that they can escape any time through the door to make you feel like the characters are so involved with the backrooms once they enter that they never consider leaving.

>Wanted to see an hour of them exploring the backrooms, getting lost, and going crazy. Instead got a shitty attempt at copying house of leaves meta narrative with really poor dialogue and scene framing, carried by the nigger actor trying his best.
That's how it is in the games, but this is a movie, character building outside the movie is necessary so when they end up clipping into the backrooms, you feel like they have something to lose if they can't return to their normal lives, right? I mean if theres nothing to lose you'll feel no connection to the characters, I guess.....

>>220867300
It was a rip off of silent hill and gmod it was never about a monster stupid reddit comparison

>>220867139

>guy finds entrance to backrooms
>has a little explore, maybe some brief, indirect encounter with some hideous entity
>comes out, tries to forget about it
>ropes in some friends/staff/whoever to go back in for proper exploration
>prepping/briefing montage, rope, radios, supplies, improvised weapons etc...
>they go in, go a bit too deep, get turned around, get stuck, go deeper
>2nd act they get separated and everything goes to shit
>each of them running into various entities with varying levels of horror and terror
>one 'dies', the other two reunite, press ahead and stumble onto an A-sync research area, shaken and terrified
>get taken in by the scientists for processing, brief respite from the terror
>like in the movie, the scientists capture one or more of the hideous entities for examination
>bit of exposition, some answers given, some more questions created, mounting tension and horror as they realise they're not safe with these scientists
>entity breaks loose, goes on an epic rampage through the science facility areas of the backrooms tearing dudes to bits just raging out
>the protagonists leg it, end up duking it out with the entity, in a pivotal finale where one sacrifices themself to let the other escape
>the last surviving protagonist escapes the backrooms, traumatised but safe, not far from where they entered... Then the radio they've got crackles from static and you hear the first 'dead' protagonist calling for help and we end with the surviving protagonist staring in fear and apprehension at the backrooms entrance knowing that they're going to have to re-enter to try and save their friend/lover whatever

There, easy peasy. Fairly generic but serviceable plotline with some action, some great horror tension, a few twists and turns, nice and digestible, opens the door for a sequel. PAY ME.

>>220867408
Not that anon but -
>Fairly generic but serviceable plotline
Exactly. There could definitely be a sequel btw, agreed.

>>220867393
>never about a monster
>it's a rip off of silent hill
>game full of monsters
okay dumbass

Why didn't Clark just take a quick video of him going inside for five minutes to take back as proof instead of getting everyone killed

Why does the vhs recording look fake like the director is a zoomer that doesn't know what real vhs look like

>>220867457
Silent hill isn't about a monster it's a video game and video games need to have enemies lol

>>220867457
It combined the idea of shifting impossible spaces probably influenced by the person's spiritual mumbo jumbo and combined it with gmods empty creepy asthetic

>>220867479
That's a stupid question. Dude is a dumb alcoholic, why are you expecting rash decisions? In 1996 a camera was nearly $1000, you were going to take your sweet time using one.

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>>220867347
Even the retards are retarded.

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>>220866537
Yes, correct.

>>220867589
More like badly written by a retarded kid and a Jewish producer handler

>>220867479
>>220867632
I was about to answer you seriously but you are just a retard

>>220867510
I wonder if this is a consequence of A24's meddling, or an expectation more so. I feel like the crowd would have been satisfied with the typical ambiguous creatures in the original videos, but it would definitely not read well in hi-res, which is a shame.

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This movie is making all the millennials realize they wasted their lives and they are lashing out kek

>>220867632
>badly written
Not really, he's obsessed with exploring the rooms himself, he feels a kindred connection to the discovery. If that weren't the case, he would have just contacted scientists or even called the police over. It's a moot point.

>>220867641
They couldn't even get the 90s camera recording effect right lmao no attention out into this shjt

>>220867656
>>220867694
tell us more about what the old VHs were like, grampa

>>220867683
It was badly written the writing was hot good and it was too on the nose

>>220865077
He's in Children of men. Brit actor.

>>220867706
>try to make historically accurate movie
>get it wrong

Not my fault don't get mad at me

>>220867747
>is old
what was it like, then? tell us old man

>>220867747
>backrooms
>historically accurate
>>220867656
this

>>220867723
why do you think that? I thought it was fine for what they had to work with. I wasn't for Clark's breakdown over "muh ex-wife", but I like the therapist's past.

>>220867656
Millenial directors like Ari aster, Ti West, the Safdie Brothers and Robert Eggers all pretty much made A24 what it is.

>>220867747
They recorded it with an actual handheld from that time period and digitized the VHS recording, so I'm not sure what you're talking about?

>>220867792
the movie is supposed to be representive
Of the 90s

They didn't have phones and HD recordings in the 90s like in the new resident evil kiddo

>>220867820
They are all trash. At least there was no cuck scene in this movie

>>220867855
Good times literally had filmedunderage sex scene, dude. Back rooms and obsession literally have n cell male characters who are just dumb buffoons

>>220867880
Obsession is for women, Backrooms is actually good and you know it
>LOST bros don't realize how good they have it right now

>>220867855
Obsession is literally a metoo movie. Zoomers aren't even alllowed to film with the male gaze KWAB

>>220866353
The shining

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>>220867855
>Y-yes sweetie I saw the therapist scene. I'll make sure to listen more

>>220867800
They couldn't be subtle about the backrooms being like therapy for the guy they had to have a literal therapy session in the backrooms the nigger just knows everything about the black rooms for some reason the sudden turn, awful pacing, literally half of the movie is outside the backrooms and when you get inside half of the time is spent on the nigger just walking around slowly with nothing interesting happening, ham fisted story , awful thick accents on both lead actors with wooden unrealistic generic dialogue and that wouldn't be a problem but this isn't Lynch the dude is trying to make realistic dialogue. It's just shit dude

Revealing the monster in the first five minutes was also regarded wya to ruin the whole point of the backrooms

>>220867914
Holy based, it's hilarious that they just went with shitty black Jack Torrance

>>220867930
>I have media illiteracy
The therapist was a lying cunt for money and stuck in her own mental illness, that was pretty clear

>>220866467
>>220866834
All these words and you end up saying NOTHING

>>220867966
Cool mental gymnastics cuck, make sure you do the dishes tonight you ungrateful CHUD

>>220867831
Every single home movie ever has had the date in white text on the bottom left of the screen when recording fuck off its not representative of the 90s

>>220868011
You are a retard

>>220868013
this is only legitimate criticism I have seen so far

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>>220867831
Yeah you were saying??

>>220867831
LOL. Are you blind?

>>220867831
>they recorded the scenes where the kids get killed by monsters with real cam corders from the 90s

Anon my child

>>220863307
good/ok doesnt cut it, it takes something spectacular to make me go to the cinema to watch it like Project Hailmary

>>220865636
How the fuck do you know what rating a movie has without seeing it?

I liked the abrupt sequel bait ending

>>220868371
Kane's Backrooms is basically a blank canvas with Async in the background. Something like Found Footage 1/2/3 and the movie can seamlessly coexist.

If you think about it Langoliers by Stephen King was a similar concept of falling into an empty copy of real world inhabited by unexplained monsters.

>>220868560
Hack ideas

>>220868560
Deep reference, specifically the TV series was proto liminal down to the vaporwave airport and ASMR paper tearing. Old thread mentioned The Shining and Poltergeist 3.

If it helps kill the millennial and Gen X obsession with movie remakes and sequels/prequels, then good.

I probably won't even like this movie so won't be seeing it

>>220868167
Worst part of the movie

>>220869677
>millennial and Gen X obsession with movie remakes and sequels/prequels
...wat?

It zoomers and boomers who've caused that.

>>220869731
retard

>>220867139
Jfc they should just announce they're releasing a 1:20 hr experiential supplement movie in theaters that is just Clark exploring more rooms during the time gap preceding the therapist noclipping. Would probably make 50 million on its own. Not the worst idea actually and it would ensure the sequel doesn't lose a quarter of the og audience

>>220863808
Honestly if I had someone turn my half baked ideas into movies I wouldn't even be mad, I'd probably soundboard more ideas just because I'm creating custom content by prompting an image board.

>>220869731
Zoomers bitch about capeshit more than any other group I've seen online including European hipsters.

>>220865569
My prediction as well. The movie just wasn't that good at all. The found footage section was by far the best part and it was short. The rest was thoroughly mediocre or boring. The dinner table section was particularly silly.

>>220869821
I don't like most zoomer opinions, but they're at least correct on this one

>>220869875
kys unc you are out of touch with reality

>>220869821
Not true at all. Just wait for the new Spiderman movie, will be by far the highest grossing film of the year

>>220863307
Mary sucked and was carried by Clark. Every time she came on screen the movie stopped being about the Backrooms and became about the wellness grifter and her sad past. Would rather her time was cut and they developed on Clack and his retard friend ambushing and murdering Async.

>>220869917
Spiderman has always been more popular than any other superhero. The last one made almost as much as Endgame without any of the other capeshit characters in it. The real test for capeshit is the Avengers. We have to pray that movie flops or at least underperforms.

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>>220863307
I was here opening weekend, when pic related debuted. Regardless of what anyone tries to say after the fact, I will never forgive or forget that /tv/ universally liked this movie when it first came out. I don't recall seeing even a single negative comment about it, and anyone who doubts that can check the archives.
So I will ask this: is Backrooms better or worse than Us?

>>220863307
Is this a case where a sequel would clear? If they invested in the research team exploring, or is ASYNC meant to be a shadow operation? I feel like investing in the characters is a disservice for the series, it should be like REC 2 or something.

>>220863307
I liked the youtube series.
Worth seeing the movie? Does it expand/continue on it or is it a nothing burger?

>>220870116
Us is cool and well written, even if the twist was somewhat predictable.

>>220870116
It's not even comparible. Us is race bait slop and Backrooms goes into psychosis and schizophrenia like LOST with Blair Witch elements

>>220869961
The backrooms, in this context, are about memory dumbass. She literally uses the memory of her childhood home to save herself from the monster. It's more compelling than Clark's "my bitch exwife" bullshit. Are you that media illiterate?

>>220870241
I don't know what part of
>I don't like her, I don't like her scenes, I would prefer less of her
You think you've beaten here. Wow she broke the plaster cast of her hand by smashing in Captain Crunch's head symbolizing-
Yeah, I got it. I could still do without her.

>>220870241
>She literally uses the memory of her childhood home to save herself from the monster.
What? When?

>>220870146
100% they'll give Kane the budget for a series to continue the Async story. I've been spending the afternoon watching some interviews with him on Youtube and he said that he has the storyline mapped out and intends to tell it in full.

>>220870453
yeah I don't think that anon is correct. they didn't find any familiar places besides the store

>>220870677
What storyline? I genuinely don't understand this need to expand/explain every detail.

>>220870241
>>220870453
She uses the concrete cast of her handprint from her home's driveway, which she's been carrying around the whole film, to fight off Pirate Nigga.

>>220870898
That's not a memory, that's a literal piece of concrete.

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>>220870973
No retard, it is a píece of concrete of her old driveway that has a handprint of her and her mom, it's literally on her nightstand and it's the only thing she grabs and puts on her pocket after receiving clark's call and going to look for him in the store.

>>220871398
I mean it's a physical piece of concrete and not a manifestation of a memory.

>>220870833
Just watch the youtube series and the movie, it's pretty self explanatory.
https://youtu.be/H4dGpz6cnHo?si=tD1gkbfCwS6vBCmV

>>220863307
That poster makes it look like she's being fucked from behind

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Just came back from the theatre.
I give it a 7/10. Entertaining, well worth the watch, probably watch it on a slow weekday when all the kids are have school the day after or just wait for a rip.

Wasnt really scary or anything, but entertaining, wont be remembered in a year though.

>>220871461
I mean why does the idea of liminal space need explaining? Why can't it stay vague and unnerving?

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>>220863307
>creative and fresh
>movie about an /x/ meme from 7 years ago

>>220863808
>Whoever originally posted it is a retard for putting their ideas out there on an anonymous image board, because that’s basically like leaving your wallet on a NYC subway, but my point still stands.
your point crumples into aids ridden pieces you wretch. In writing, ideas are cheap, and beyond that, what made this site great was the free exchange of ideas for the sheer fun of it, without obsessing over being the next big thing. morons like you had already swarmed the site by 2019, but fortunately there are still some people that aren't as dumb as you.

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>>220863307
>"this movie was kinda mid and the plot was boring"
>HOW DARE YOU HATE IT, IT"S A MASTERPIECE!
It's not hate, it's valid criticism because it has very obvious flaws.

>>220870116
I firmly believe that what Us did wrong with the imperfect clone concept Backrooms did right. Both movies ended way too abruptly and had phoned in “twists” but Backrooms is better on most fronts. That being said, Us is still my favorite Jordan Peele movie just because of how batshit insane it is lol

>>220870150
Its barely connected to the yt series

>>220867914
Fuuuuuck, you know what, that definitely fits. I concede that maybe the Shining was first, but I still loved Backrooms a lot.

>>220866176
>the acting was super good

i liked the movie but holy FUCK did the guy recording and his gf suck cock at acting

>>220865523
>the more detailed still lifes arent just random copies but 1:1 (albeit fucked up ones) copies of actual irl people, probably because the two way influence of the place is increasing into irl reality as Async keeps fucking around
>same with the backrooms themselves, they are copying not just random (although the vast majority are random copies) of irl places like the layout of Mary's interrogation room, her childhood home and its rubble
>confirmed there are layers of detail to the copied areas as her memories of her childhood home it was copying degraded more and more with each layer, just like how memory works as you age: the source of the plans are corrupted so the product it makes is as well
>Async either was an MRI company or is just using that as a cover showing that there are even layers to that organization. Phil looked like he had a gun to the back of his head the whole time so it literally could be a front company that gets more and more sinister and glowie as you go up the chain.
Just a few details there, I'm sure there will be 4000 faggots with a "37 THINGS YOU MISSED IN THE BACKROOMS MOVIE-REVEALED! It's NOT what you THINK!" video out by Monday with more details

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>>220863501
>>220863382 (You)
>>220863342
>>220872245
Zoomers are sincerely the gayest and most retarded "people" i have ever met in my entire life and existence across all reincarnations
Since COPEVID i moved well away from all urban settlement to live as rural and in the woods as i possibly can
Because when the boomers die off, your entire ADHD porn masturbating terminally online simp cuck maxxing urbanite indoors incompetent 0 attention span pill popping adderal single mother raised youtube tiktok algorithm instagram porn brained dopamine fried instant gratification lazy weak vaccinated mask wearing 0 testosterone mouse utopia rat race oversocialised braindead race and civilisation is going to experience pains unfelt by the human species on a civilisational level perhaps evrr

>>220873390
At the end they bring Mary to the threshold from the youtube videos (Async's initial gateway)

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I hope the success of the movie just leads to continuation of webseries and nothing more. The concept doesn't translate very well into an 1 and half hour movie set around few characters, even though I enjoyed it. I want more A Sync kino with random backrooms related incidents in between.

This film just meandered to nowhere, huge waste of the concept making it allegoryslop.
What could have been a very dream like film about exploring a vast expanse of glitched, out of bounds reality was made into a "shit happens" the film.

>>220863307
It is what it was meant to be, a good movie. It doesn't need fucking lore, or a bunch of sequels, or whatever the fuck. It was a good movie in 2026 and that's it.

>>220874154
Hot take, but I think it would be a good anthology series. I honestly hate the ASYNC SCP garbage, but it ties the world together holistically. Like if the backrooms was like the twilight zone, but horror it would work in the long term. I honestly don't care if any mysteries get resolved.

>>220874226
its his strong influence from source games like Portal and Half-life. Both games having this huge but secretive government contractor type thing. Also I just noticed (never heard anyone else make the connection) that ASYNC started out as a medical supply company just like Aperture Labs (portal) started as a shower curtain company. Hes mentioned these games being massive influences.

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>>220874226
>honestly hate the ASYNC SCP garbage
are you talking about the stupid levels bullshit or Kane's take on backrooms? Because his take is pretty grounded without any over the top SCP tier bullshit. My favourite bit of webseries was when researchers found the stickman creature, they didn't except any cryptids in that place and the whole incident including their counter measures by blocking hallways and rooms felt real. Like routine, average job, just in this weird place. SCP in comparison is much more autistic

>>220867930
I think thats my only question is who the cripple still life was

>>220874628
Doesn't matter, they're just random people who stumbled in at some point.

>>220874226
>Hot take
Not a hot take. A sane take. I liked the movie. Leaving it vaguely explained is the best move. SCP should be something made as a miniseries.

>>220874671
naw cause the red head was clearly the wife and the fat guy mightve been the electrician

>>220863307
Nope.

>>220874872
They were not.