Here's your Helen of Troy bro
>>220865016she’s hot but i don’t think she’s perfect like people say. i’ve seen hotter women
>>220865016Yeah this would have been kino
Nolan really shit the bed with this casting mistake
>some unremarkable whore with fake titsnah
>>220865016More like helen of turd
>>220865016Helen of troy?More like shittin on bed
>>220865016The face that launched around 850 ships
>>220865829nice one
>>220865016Can someone post the webm of her straddling the guy
>>220865016Helen of Turd
>>220865016she shit the bed
>>220865237Name one
>>220865948NTA but Sharon Stone was hotter than Amber Turd
I'm not some weirdo, but I'd eat her shit.
>>220865973She’s a much better actress and can play a sexy character better, but just in terms of sheer physical beauty? Prime Heard wins.
>>220865237no you haven't
>>220865016nah, too murrican for the role, this bitch is best suited for being a final girl on a B rated horror movie remake
>>220865973i'd go too war for that face, for Amber i would fight a drunk Puerto Rican
>rug pissers, dudeno...>bed shitters, dude
>>220865973Not even close. Prime Heard looked like royalty. Stone was hot but she's a peasant.
>>220865016I love it when women flock their hair up like that
>>220865016>The face that launched a thousand shits
>>220866801>The face that soiled a thousand sheets
>>220865016nope, bitch looks to american
>>220865930I'm more concerned about her body being completely and irreversibly polluted a drugged out HIV+ Johnny Depp for 5 years.
Should've been Hershlag 20 years ago
>>220866906It's an aryan saga, just so you know ;)
>>220866922I would send Moby in a small boat to "rescue" her and forget about it.
>>220866968Sagas are Norse, retard.
>>220865016Is she even alive at this point? Haven't heard ANYTHING of her since 2022.
>>220865016BPD phenotype.
>>220867156iirc she's living on the download in Madrid getting FVCKED by spanish BVLLS
>>220865016Achilles actually died by stepping on a bee. True story.
>>220865016She's a handsome woman but too assertive-looking for a role that amounts to a trophy. She could play Hera or Athena.
>>220866968>americucks>aryanha ha ha ha
>>220865294she never had fake tits while working in Hollywood.did she get it recently?
>>220865973at 25
>>220865294What did you expect?No, really, what did you want here? Any actress who was ever gonna be cast in this role was always gonna be some generic looking slut. Because that's what modern audiences equate to beauty. Your personal preferences are very niche in the market so they're never reflected in Television & Film
>>220865237She's got 2 of Elon's kids so that knocked a couple points off.
>>220865948Grace Kelly is the only one I can think of.
>>220865237it's that she's an IRL femdom queen who will literally shit on your pillow
>>220865973Is Basic Instinct the ultimate, "Would," movie?
>>220867183source: it came to me in a cuck dream she's probably just raising kids and doing euro arthouse slop, anon. not every actress you haven't seen in a marvel cape is in some porn plot.
>>220865016
>>220865016I'll never forgive that washout Johnny Depp for tanking her career.
>>220867703based amber
>>220865016>the shit that launched 1000 ships
>>220867703she got fat like a mexican
>>220867819Tanked her own career trying to destroy what little career he actually had left. All she had to do was not literally shit the bed and she'd still be sitting pretty.
>>220867338And yet, we got Felon of Detroit.
>>220868095shes cholamaxxing
A cute white girl would have played helen of troy if big harv was still in power.
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>>220865237There are plenty of women hotter than Amber Heard, they just aren't major Hollywood actresses so we aren't exposed to them.
Her hottest scene
>>220867049Norse = aryan>>220867231There are aryans in america don't generalize.You have to look at the facial features.
>>2208686171930's nazi propaganda wouldn't be able to top this image.
>>220865973sharon stone has friendlier face. i prefer the mean bitch look of amber.
>>220865016It was just a little bit of poo.
>>220865948The chick I saw selling eggs at the farmers market.
>>220868782They are a very transparent people at times.
>>220868786
There are plenty of beautiful women of all races. The only qualification for the part of Helen of Troy is that she must be "the most beautiful women in the world". So they picked the ugliest goblina possible. There are plenty of ugly Med girls to choose from.
Sarah Gadon would be perfect as Helen of Troy.
>>220867399>not boobs>no waist>no hips>no ass>hotbitch even played a boy
>>220869057>No bob>No vagena Saaar
>>220865948Zendaya Coleman
>>220865948Eva GreenJanuary JonesMary Elizabeth Windstead
>>220869099shalom rabbi, ynbaw
>>220869158Embarrassing post to be honest.
>>220865016She'd make a fine dominatrix.
>>220869194>ynbawThank god for that.Cheerio
