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>age
>norwood level
>favorite film
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36
IIA
Manhunter (1986)
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>>220865906
26
I
Probably Kill Bill
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>>220865906
36
I
Faces (1968)
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0.5
The Ascent
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>>220865906
30
III
Goodfellas
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VI but i’ve been shaving it bald for 2 years
kiss kiss bang bang
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>>220865906
>25
>IIIA
>Rango
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baldies unite
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>>220865906
i only have a bald spot on top. the front looks fine and unaffected still.
39
weathering with you/ conan, the barb
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>>220865906
30
II
a better tomorrow
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40
I
Con Air
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33
III
Groundhog Day
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>>220866029
how big is your dick?
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>>220865906
28
I
trainspotting
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>>220865956
>>220865996
>>220865966
>>220866026
>>220866029
>>220866031
>30+
You're supposed to have a family by now, not browsing an incel forum
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my dad is in his 60's and still has a full head of jet black hair
i'm 29 and my hairline still hasn't moved, hopefully I survive the culling
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32
II
Stalker/Roadside Picnic
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>>220866047
6 inches long and 5 around
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>>220865906
37
II
Amadeus
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>>220866066
I do. It's Sunday, I'm relaxing.
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>>220866075
your hair is determined by your mother's father's genes
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>>220866066
it's the jews fault not mine
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>>220866081
>genetic lottery winner
>on 4chan
go back (to irl)
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>>220865906
24
II (dad and both grandads with a scalp full of hair)
The Desert of the Tartars (1976)
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>>220866075
Just one more year. If you make it to 30, you'll never go bald.
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>>220866122
truly?
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32
I (formerly VI, but got a hair transplant)
Fellowship of the Ring
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>>220866122
untrue. my hair started falling out in my mid-thirties.
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>>220865906
33
III
Angel Heart
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>>220866100
That's not true because my mother's father has a huge bald spot and I'm 37 and a II.
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>>220866107
ok after 16 years here this will be my last day thank you and goodbye
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*saves you*
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>>220866066
When you're 30+ you're allowed to waste time. When your kids are past a certain age you don't hang over them 24/7 anymore, and you're not out partying with your friends either.

You on the other hand are wasting away the most precious years of your life here. Grim!
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>>220866180
i dont want to be saved
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>>220866131
it will still thin out but you'll never be completely bald
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>baldness

>>220866066
>muh family

why are you zooms so obsessed with all this?
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37, I-II, No Country For Old Men
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>>220866066
Por que no los dos? My wife and son are on vacation in Europe right now. I'm jerking off and posting on 4chan for the first time in a year
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>>220866066
>supposed to
dumb normalfag. eat shit
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>>220866122
>If you make it to 30, you'll never go bald.
This was Keith Richards at 33. Look up what he looks like now.
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>>220865906
40
I
Commando
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>>220865906
19
I.5
Drive
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THE NORWOOD REAPER STOLE MY HAIR
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>>220866066
I'm watching Tangled with my 4 year old son right now actually. My 9 year old is out with my wife visiting her cousin so this is prime shitposting time.
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>have been losing hair the top of my head for a couple of years
>started minoxidil treatment a month ago
is this going to save me? are there any miracle cures in the works?
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>>220866338
>Tangled
Isnt that a movie for little girls? When I was 4 I watched Platoon
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>>220866066
>Please have kids and subscribe to +18 years of fiscal indenture
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>>220866338
This anon watches more movies than /tv/
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35
I (after hair transplant)
Patton
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I don't have a favorite film
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>>220866360
He watches enough violent crap when my older son is around so this is a nice change of pace. Disney is for all kids in my opinion. Flynn is cool.

Also Mother Gothel is insanely fuckable. I want her to gaslight and girlboss me.
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>>220866398
How much hair did the norwood reaper manage to steal from you before you fought back?
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>>220866293
he still has a full head of hair
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>>220866398
also have 7.5" cock btw
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>>220866355
>are there any miracle cures in the works?
Yeah, two more weeks.
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>>220866426
III
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>>220866355
you have to do it for the rest of your life once you stop you'll start balding again. hair transplants actually work now
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18
VA
Blacked Raw
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39
II/III
Predator
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>>220866355
Hair transplants are the miracle cure. But they're limited to 7000 grafts from the donor area, so you need to take finasteride to avoid losing the rest of your hair. Otherwise it gets really thin and looks like shit.

The Japs can create an unlimited number of follicles using stemcells, but it's still undergoing long term safety trials and wont hit the market for a couple or more years. And when it does it will probably cost like $50k because there's millions of fully bald rich guys who are lined up for the procedure
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>>220866427
>he still has a full head of hair
Yeah, about that.
Also, John Hurt started receding in his 70's. There's NO age where you're safe.
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>>220866360
when i was 4 i put in this random vhs with the nastiest home made porno in the middle of a close up of some asian girl getting fucked but we could only see the girl's butt and the dude pounding into her and there were flies buzzing around lmao
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>>220866461
do hair transplants need to be changed or are they permanent

how does that work
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>47
>VA
>Aguirre
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life saver
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>>220865906
>43
>III
>Either Fellowship of the Ring or Night of the Living Dead, depending on what kind of mood I’m in
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>>220866538
The transplanted hairs are DHT resistant so you never lose those. They are permanent.

But the rest of the hair on top of your head continues to fall out unless you take a drug like finasteride which nukes your DHT levels. And then it will inevitably end up looking like pic related. Really thin, with only transplanted hairs remaining on top of your head
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>>220866270
She's getting exotic dick while your son listens in the other room. How could you allow this to happen. You're pathetic.
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>>220866550
what if you sweat
will it melt and then run down your scalp
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>>220866512
>we
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>>220866188
This. It’s the little zoomie shits who are supposed to be out setting the foundation for the rest of their lives right now. They act like you turn 30, and then suddenly go through a dimensional warp where everything is just in place.
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>>220866066
You can't do both. Regardless of what people might say you don't actually need to watch your kids 24/7
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Just shave it like Jason Statham or Johnny Sins amarite?
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>>220865906
33
IIIA
Interstellar
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>>220865906
>35
>V
>Freddy Got Fingered
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>>220865906
28
The entire top of my head is super thin I don't even know how or why. I just let as much hair as possible grow up there but if I wet it it genuinely looks like an old man's head. I have a bunch of long hairs but not enough to make it looked filled in. I want to kill myself
Raimi Spiderman 1
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>>220866614
It’s what I do. You can get away with it if you can grow decent facial hair (not a big stringy beard), and aren’t a fat glob of shit.
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>>220866585
with profuse sweat yes
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>>220866559
Romero or Savini?
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Also, transplants or fin/minoxidil is for insecure faggots. Rock your bald spots like real men. Toupee wearers were always mocked, implants are just a more permanent mark of cuckoldry.
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>>220866645
If you had enough money to get a top tier transplant without feeling a dent in your wallet before you reached the point of no return, would you have done it?
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>>220865906
41
IIA
Spy Game
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>>220866614
Yeah that's what I did. I turn 37 in a few days and I never had any problems with women
I'm KHHV tho but technically never been rejected either
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>>220866550
That's a horrific idea. Good forbid you or anyone else tries to run your fingers through your hair and the hand gets covered in pieces of fake hair
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>>220866666
This. The Chad Embrace is for real men
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>>220865906
What fucking retard decided roman numerals are the best way to label this chart? Why wouldn't you just use actual numbers?
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>>220865906
32
II
Eyes Wide Shut
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>>220866666
>shaves his head every other day to avoid anyone seeing his real hairline
>talks about insecurity
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>>220866690
Yeah, if you give close to zero fucks and keep your shit combed/trimmed, nobody will give af about your bald spot. Only the most basedest rock IV and above.
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>>220866709
I do it once a week or every other week and I wear hats if I don’t feel like subjecting the world to my atrocious hairline. Sometimes I feel like making a statement.
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>>220866666
Based bald bucket crab
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>>220866666
Meanwhile they're all getting sex and you're still getting laughed at, baldy
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>>220865906
49
III vertex (I've shaved it all off for 20 years though)
Star Wars
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>>220866754
This is cope
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The fact that you think hair is a requirement for having sex only means you never had any in the first place.
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>>220866703
>What fucking retard decided roman numerals are the best way to label this chart?
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>>220866777
It's from personal experience bucko. Keep getting those reddit updoots on your "Chad embrace" pictures. I'll keep fucking these bitches that are too dumb to tell the difference between real hair and implants.
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>>220865906
38
2 probably, hard to tell with long hair
The Matrix
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Wigs should be normalized just like make up. Why can bitches practically wear a fucking mask but a man can't rock a big wig?
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>>220866802
>that are too dumb to tell the difference between real hair and implants
I've had women accuse me of having fake teeth dozens of times, even though they're real. But none of them ever spotted my transplant, lmao
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>>220865906
33
I
The Straight Story
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>>220866338
>Tangled
based footfag teaching the younguns what's important
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>>220866360
shut up you faggot
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>>220865906
>mid 30s
>between II and III vertex
>Conan the Barbarian (1982)
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>>220867095
stop watching movies made for 5 year old girls, gaylord
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>>220867120
you're masculinity-mogging a 4 year old faggot no one cares what you watched as a kid; as though you're some pinnacle male specimen
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>>220865906
>35
>V or VI
>return of the king
Does hair treatment even work at 5 or 6? I feel like I waited too long.
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>>220867249
Yes but you’d need the maximum number of grafts split over 2 procedures
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i guess 3, but my sides are thinning first which is weird. so if i shave those i can still do an irokese. i dont have a 'favorite', i believe in currency bias. something i can rewatch any time is the best cinderella version aka Snake in the Eagles Shadow. I watched Boondock Saints for the first time which was really interesting for 'just' an action movie. The reveal of the Father made me get up and clap like an american
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>>220867339
Bald it is. Lucky I got a loggers beard and strong jawline to help cope
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>>220865906
42
None of these are me. I would say II, but the receding isn't as bad. But it's thinning like VI.
I can't point to a single favorite movie. At best I could do a top 5 of for genres but I don't feel like it.
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like a I/II on one temple and nothing on the other looks pretty fucking funny
anyone else had that happen? been like that for 10 years lol
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>>220867439
also sideways
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>>220865906
36
III
Total Recall
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42
II
Barry Lyndon
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>>220865906
30
N2, but on finasteride and it's improving
Pandorum
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>>220866066
>supposed to
Slave
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>>220866736
kek, makes me laugh every time i witness it happen
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>>220865906
30
1
I don't watch movies really
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33
0
Casino Royale

Do not reply to me
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>>220869336
0 is not an option
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>>220865906
19
I
Apocalypse Now
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>>220865906
34
1
Seventh Seal
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28
1 but I can't grow a full beard
Rushmore
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>>220865906
35
VI
Le Mepris
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>>220865906
46
II
Aguirre, the Wrath of God.
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>>220865906
34
II or III i can't really tell the difference
the princess bride
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>>220865906
>19
>III
>Mulholland Drive
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29
II
Apocalypse now
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>>220865906
43
I
2001
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41
I
Barbie
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>Was thinning 1.5 years ago
>Went on fin instead of coping
>Zero sides and got my entire hairline almost completely back to baseline

Can't recommend that shit enough get on it pronto if your hair begins to go
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>>220865906
>24
>Norwood 2
>Goodfellas
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>>220866656
Romero, but I really like the Savini version too. Romero wrote both.
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>>220866355
Minoxidil doesn't counter the root issue of your DHT thinning and kill your hair follicles you need finasteride for that because over time your min results will have diminishing returns otherwise
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>>220866667
I’ve always kept my hair really short just so I never had to deal with it, so the hair loss thing never bothered me. That said, greying out is going to fucking kill me. I’ve already got a few sporadic white beard hairs, and I pluck them as soon as I see them. I’m not at the “Just For Men” stage yet.
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>>220870745
at the start of the year i started microneedling, rosemary/coconut oil, zinc supplements(and a few other things), started taking fin a couple weeks ago
I now have tiny hairs on areas that receded 11 years ago
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>>220870859
You might get a dread shred a couple months in but don't panic and stick with it and it'll look better

Mine looked awful for a couple weeks and then I got stronger hairs growing in
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>>220870903
thanks for the warning :)
tired of shaving my head and looking like a fucking egg
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>>220870809
Almost all of my red hairs have turned white so I look brunette instead of Auburn now and it's really fucked me up honestly.
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>>220865906
33
II I guess but I had a CZ hairline since I was a kid.
Apocalypse Now
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>>220865906
31
IV
In the Mood for Love
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>>220865906
34
I
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
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>>220870745
>zero sides
yet, over the years fin can fuck with your brain GABA receptors making you anxious
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>>220865906
28
5a
Inherent vice
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>>220866066
I'm still a virgin
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>>220871159
Sure whatever you say
Nothing wrong with being bald but nothing wrong with trying to stop it with modern medicine either
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>>220865906
30
I
the shawshank redemption
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>>220871159
being bald makes me anxious
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almost everyone in here is over 30. didn't realize /tv/ skewed so much older.
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>>220865906
45
IX
Dude Where's My Car
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>>220866066
see you in 15 years kid
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>>220870809
i got some grey pubes first, that was a shock at first, they're showing up in my beard now but i think it looks pretty good honestly
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>>220871371
Kids aren't willing to put up with the captcha when they could just go on discord or YouTube comments. It's just old fags left at this point.
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>>220871371
old /tv/ saying go, age is just a number
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>>220865906
32
Norwood II
Pirates of the Caribbean
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>>220865906
>23
>VI
>Joker
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>>220870809
My sides are fully gray and I'm in my early 30s. Started noticing a lot of women with daddy issues being really into me
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>>220865906
>35
>III Vertex
>Blade Runner
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32
III
A Field in England

My hair was really thick until 2 years ago when I was prescribed lamictal for depression. I just got off of it, stopped drinking, and lost 50 lbs so my hair looks like shit currently. Already ordered min and fin.
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>>220865906
44
between V and VI
Magnolia
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>>220866572
My hair currently almost looks like that but with a worse hairline. 7 months on topical finasteride and 2 months on minoxidil and I'm still shedding a lot of hair, don't know if that shit is working beyond finasteride making my balls hurt like hell sometimes.
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>>220866258
projecting, they know they will never have one
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>>220866893
You are allowed to rock a hair full-time. it's ridiculous and I don't approve of it, but society clearly does no one will stop you.
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>>220875148
*hat
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>>220865906
31
I, maybe II, hard to say. Found my first gray last week
Apocalypse Now
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lmao there are people over 24 post on 4chan
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>>220870745
How long did it take until the first regrowth started?
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>>220875299
there have been since day 1, tourist



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