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My list:
Lithuania 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYmEt4mm_oU (special mention to Georgia's MV, but the live performance sucked)
Ukraine 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DG0l8sSNJM
Ireland 2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMq8ofCstMQ
Spain 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6qPWhjevk (almost tie with Croatia and Serbia, what a year)
Serbia 2022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBtQj1MfNYA (Don't miss Latvia and and San Marino though)
Switzerland 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jznH_fltcYA
(Lithuania 2020 if it had happened) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EAUxuuu1w8
Norway 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovt7YGHAj8I (But don't miss Iceland!)
Moldova 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5evrVL1rJPA
Azerbaijan 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HSRHqd_7s
Belarus 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM07r57QqGg
Belgium 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G48p8eNhnd8
Moldova 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ZfGttI4P0
Montenegro 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU
Albania 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBL2UHhyEc
Finland 2011 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fj9of4IzFU
Spain 2010 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gltZu8lsFc
Armenia 2009 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhfqLTT8mpo
Bosnia 2008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIRDbmpC2PI
Georgia 2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHImNpPta7M
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Bambie Thug and Konstrakta wins for me
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I like the we will rave song from 2024
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>>220866881
Israel
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Emmelie de Forrest’s ass.
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>>220866881
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>>220866881
Albania 2012 is a great call. It was a very strong year. Allthough I think Sweden deserved to win, Albania was my fav and I'm also a sucker for Donny Montells - Love is Blind as it's so silly and overthetop but in a admirable way.
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I think 2009-2013 was the absolute peak of eurovision with 2011 being perhaps the most competitive ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTI-wDJ1zTI
>Hungary
>Ireland
>Sweden
>Estonia
>Greece
>France
>Moldova
>Germany
>Slovenia
>Iceland
>Spain
All very memorable in one way or another with Iceland having one of the best meta-stories ever.
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>>220866881
Love, Love, Peace, Peace - die perfekte ESC-Performance | Måns Zelmerlöw & Petra Mede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tgnx6jTQ
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>>220866881
>Georgia
>Bosnia
>Armenia
>Spain
>Albania
>Montenegro
>Moldova
>Azerbaijan
>Moldova
>Serbia
>Ukraine
>Spain
>Lithuania


eh, are you brown or something?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HIk_7ZTBkM
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>>220866881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ920cN2HmA
Obviously.
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>>220866881
A classic kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AXlVZRpweI
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I like this faggot song
https://youtu.be/JPiY1v3EfNc?si=3wrWDmAaKzyCA--7
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If we're gonna talk about classics let me post a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8y5xc8UodE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dGysPC_q9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woVEHK7V-Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHO_mFsR9Eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3hs-C0ofA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W1665yI1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyFnDf8PvmU
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>>220866881
I dont watch this shit cos Im not homosexual, but I like the song that won this year, its catchy
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>>220866881
Eurovision is very antisemitic, why is this allowed?
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>>220869964
France Gall is definitely my favourite of all time.
But you can't really say there was much of a stage show there, which seems to be what OP was asking for. Just a cute girl singing and not giving a fuck about being perfect or impressing everyone (unlike everyone else that evening). Lena in 2010 had the same vibe - again stood out by not going with the flow, which by then was putting on a massive show.
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>>220870070
>Eurovision is very antisemitic
I wish it was. Fucking EBU went out of its way to keep Netanyahu's state media in the competition, five countries that anyone would rather have has there left because of that.
Besides, I always hate it when the French send a boring Frech ballad. Why should I not give fucking Israel shit for doing the same? At least France have an excuse for doing it.
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>>220870070
fat tits beats kike trickery
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>>220870277
>fat tits
Yeah, but she also was cute in general and unironically the best performer of the evening.
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>>220870070
SEX WITH DARA
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>>220870375
Sadly, she's married. Talked about her husband and how he owes her a pizza in all post-win interviews.
Don't think she's available for casual sex.
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>>220870715
its fine, ill fuck your mom then nerd LMAOOOOOOO
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>>220870775
Necrophilia is not okay, anon.
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>>220870882
ugh, my bad
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>>220871102
>use your 50/50
>it leaves A and D
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>ctrl-F 'Lordi'
>no hits
Thread is lame, bros
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https://youtu.be/_xJcE9tnY6E?si=oMgqZ-W6aX8GhmvF
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>>220871378
You can always post them yourself, anon.
Here, I'll do it for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

While I'm at it, might as well post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA
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>>220866881
Finland's 2013 performances live rent-free in my mind.
It's so cute and carefree.
And it bothers me that it became last and got 0 points in the grand final.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlBXOveVh7c&list=RDdlBXOveVh7c&start_radio=1
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>>220871428
Shouldn't have taken that long to post that greatness, OP is a faggot and Lordi crushing the sissies that year was Eurovision's peak
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>>220871443
>It's so cute and carefree.
That's the problem. Happy silly girlbops have never been famous at the contest.
See also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvmdR7oYdQ
Or for a ambivalently upbeat (melocomedic) silly disco girlbop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MB628Kanzo
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https://youtu.be/wfeCIvOxXBo?si=mdKuY7J7ptITHotL
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>>220871443
Why do europeons try so hard to be american? Its so fucking cringe
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>>220866881
I genuinely dont get this Eurovision meme?
Is it supposed to be a freakshow or actual musical competition or whatever?
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>>220866881
>Norway 2019
Absolute banger. Still pissed it didn't win.
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>>220871581
>american
That's fucking Swedish to the core, brainlet. The only "American" music is fucking rap and hiphop. Anything else you imported.
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>>220871609
There's nothing to get. It isn't freaky enough to be a freakshow, there isn't music good enough to make it about music, and there is no competition because everybody just votes based on political shit.
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>>220871634
its literally apeing american pop music, are you fucking daft? there is nothing swedish or whatever about that whole fucking performance
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>>220871650
>there isn't music good enough to make it about music
There's always some good music. Unless you talk about certain years in the early 00s.
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>>220871548
>Happy silly girlbops have never been famous at the contest
thats literally what won this year
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>>220871665
>apeing american pop music
Again, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Americans did not invent pop music (or anything of value, really), and this particular style has always been Swedish in origin.
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>>220871682
I'm talking about post 2000, yeah. Idk, it's nothing special. In older seasons, they had a handful of actually good songs.
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>>220871688
No. What won this year was the stage show and the performer, not the song. It's also not really "girlbop", and rather contemporary, so it had that going for it.
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>>220871695
they dont even sing in swedish you absolute fucking cuckold lmao
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>>220866881
BANGARANGA
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>>220871699
>it's nothing special.
Depends on what you're looking for. Compositionally, you always have a few outliers. Ballads generally are pretty decently made, but frankly, I'm not a fan of ballads either.
Ironically, when it comes to contemporary pop, the few really well-written and well-produced ones usually end up somewhere in the midfield (that's why stuff literally gets criticised as "too radio-friendly for ESC").
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>>220871732
>they dont even sing in swedish
Not sure at this point whether you're just trolling or actually this retarded.
Do you think ABBA sang in Swedish or something?
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>>220871682
It's not good music for people with taste.
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>>220871795
what is YOUR point? there is literally nothing swedish about abba either. its literally american music ripoff
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>>220871813
You're not even watching, are you?
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>>220871825
>literally nothing swedish about abba either
Yeah, you're fucking trolling.
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>>220871825
>there is literally nothing swedish about abba either.
lolwut
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For me, it's Germany 2010.
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>>220871964
Still the most authentic winner of the last 25 years by a long short. No big show, just her. And we all know it was her charisma, not the song, that won.
She's the anti-Loreen (overproduced and overchoreographed).
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>>220872041
Song was still catchy, though.
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>>220871854
>>220871862
what exactly is swedish about abba...?
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>>220866881
I'm not reading all that but I assume that epic sax guy is there.
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>>220871964
>>220872041
Oh, and I forgot to add: I'm glad she won that year and not Manga, which is unironically one of the worst acts Turkey ever sent, and so fucking tryhard. Mor ve Ötesi in 2008 was the significantly better Turkish alt-rock band.

Speaking of better Turkish entries:
Sebnem Parker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blywpx1ZqOA
And her song from the following year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5J6-bCMz3Y
Also the way underrated Iki Dakika: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr2-D19CGQE
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>>220872226
Not to be a contrarian, but I prefer spinning violin guy at the beginning.
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You know what, anons. I'm in the mood for a game. Give me any country and I'll give you their best entry ever and their worst entry ever, in my utterly unbiased objective opinion.
And, no, you're not being clever by picking Morocco.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Y0HOPL5GU
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bunch of philistines itt
here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1RQuLBTMQ
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>>220871964
The euro-version of Taylor Swift
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2006 when Iceland's Silvia Night trolled the entire event with absolute maniac interviews and performance. Silvia Night was a character played by an actress and pretty much nobody got it. Especially the Greeks (where the competition was held) were particularly butthurt. She was even booed on stage. The whole thing was hilarious.

Enjoy the potato quality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdf7KrevF0
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>>220872335
Luxembourg
Spain
Austria
Czechia
Poland
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>>220872421
Didn't Taylor Swift come from country?
Lena has no background in Schlager.
I think you're looking for someone more like Helene Fischer.
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>>220866881
/tv/ is so fucking homosexual, holy shit
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>>220872452
>Luxembourg
Best: France, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyFnDf8PvmU
Worst: Sophie Garel and Chris Baldo, old-fashioned even then, and dissonant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lecahSE8bZk
Honourable mention: Really enjoyed last years homage to Frace Gall by Laura Thorn.

>Spain
Best: Él. Just quintessentially Spanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXYFmy-YaP8
Worst: Blas Cantó. Not even that bad technically, but I'm really not a fan of anything in that one. Gay-baiting male singer, pop-ballad, repetitive as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thV-vhOQHvQ
Honourable mention: Masiel's La La La, just because of the La La La.

>Austria
Best: Teya and Salena and Edgar Allan Poe. Fun performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uk64V9h0Ko
Worst: Trackshittaz. No elaboration needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6IKHZ4ovio
Honourable mention: Udo Jürgens. Merci Chérie is far from his best song, but his discography is truly impressive.

>Czechia
Best: Vesna. Ethno-pop. I like the vibe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8qxpvTTy0
Worst: "O Maga". Terrible both as a song and the performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgGRCTUPsqY
Honourable mention: None, really. I have nothing clever to say about the other acts.

>Poland
Best: Donatan and Cleo. Even beyond the sexy staging, I can appreciate a clever genre-mix like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
Worst: Light Me Up. Just terrible. Guy can't sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoiCyP4Bkg
Honourable mention: Edyta Górniak. Truly wonderful singer.
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>>220872335
Bulgaria
Israel
Romania
Australia
Italy
do the top 5 from this year, cos its the only one ive seen kek
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>EUROvision
>Israel
>Australia
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>>220873174
Azerbaijan too
Arguably, also Turkey
and apparently fucking >Canada will join next year lol
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>>220866881
Serbia 2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
Portugal 2022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQul-rkcGPQ
Macedonia 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSuCdNEy9w0
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>>220873253
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
what the F*CK is this creature
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>>220873281
What lesbians look like IRL
also I fucked up the year it's 2007
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>>220873321
Like brown Mexican gardener midgets?
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>>220873119
>Bulgaria
Best: Gotta say, Dara. Might be part recency bias, but it was a perfect performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EltgrumKJfk
Worst: Deep Zone and Balthazar. No idea what that even was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-uCAFTr4ew
Honourable mention: Poli Genova's If Love Was A Crime would be my top choice if not for this year.

>Israel
Best: Eden Alene. Decent song, well sung, cute girl. Bonus points for the outfit change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-blG5ptwo
Worst: Teapacks. Even for a joke entry ... it just didn't work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KhPzTLQBJE
Honourable mention: Noa and Mira Awad, There Must Be Another Way. An actual pro-peace, anti-apartheid song from Israel. Unthinkable nowadays.

>Romania
Best: Playing With Fire. Yeah, it's gimmicky. But it's genuinely good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EtMZXeQZw
Worst: Theodor Andrei. Bad singer, song itself is a mess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxv-AUCinQ&list=RDEM61kG4hBpkcb1d_8yci0Jfg&start_radio=1
Honourable mention: Malina Olinescu, Eu cred. Really solid balad, great singer.

>Australia
Best: Dami Im. Great voice and stage presence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymFX91HwM0
Worst: Sheldon Riley. I can see what they were going for, but it didn't come together at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wosfFz2FJPU
Honourable mention: None. They've only been there for a decade and generally been pretty decent overall.

>Italy
Best: Insieme. What can I say? It's a classic. And very "Eurovision" in spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiRppGSF-tI
Worst: Francesco Gabbani. Not good. Appreciate the gorilla though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KieE_MLv-ZY
Honourable mention: Gigliola Cinquetti, I enjoyed her 1974 entry "Si" more than her winning entry in 1964.
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>>220866881
All the confusion over the inclusion of Pissrael and Australia dissipates the moment you give any of this vile shit a listen.
You couldn't synthesize anything more spiritually Israeli/Australian (remarkably similar actually) if you tried. Really is a perfect barometer of the state of the crumbling globalism
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>>220873281
The early 2000s saw a rise in "queerbaiting" as paticiating broadcasters realized that there the audience demographic included more and more gays and lesbians who were fully invested in the contest (and more likely to vote than the traditional general audience). You won't be surprised to hear who started that trend by sending a transsexual "diva" in 1998 with a terrible song and won.
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>>220866881
The correct answer is this nigga looking like a final fantasy boss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHWFiavqjA
He even got phases
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>>220873601
>confusion over the inclusion of Pissrael and Australia
What confusion? They're EBU members. Well, Australia is only an associate member, and strictly speaking, their inclusion was a bit of a copout. But if you're invested enough to understand that detail, you don't have any right to be confused.
As for Israel, the actual critical question here is why they weren't treated the same way Russia were for doing something similar.
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I don't think you get it. This thread is about the most kino entries. Not your favorite.
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>>220874149
Problem with that is that people would rather talk about what they like than about some shit that was cinematic but trash. Naturally.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBbL8ORqNVU
>This came last
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>>220874521
Norway is the socially awkward nerd who is allowed into to jock-clique of Nordic countries so they can copy their homework from him (i.e. get high points for free), but never return anything other than making him feel included.
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>>220873174
it's WEFvision
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American hours here really ruin any kind of discussion of art and culture.



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