This is absolute utter nonsense
>>220867234>NOOO Spinosaurus!>I'll suck your dick!>I'll eat your shit!
The idea was to create a new, bigger, better attraction for the park. The T Rex would bring people in, but soon it would lose its lustre: the Spinosaurus was going to renew interest, and soon they'd have to make an even more impressive monster.
He was tired from killing the thing he was eating when the scoobie gang ran into him
>>220867234Exactly, where are the feathers??
>>220867290Why would genetically engineered theme park monsters have gay feathers
>>220867234It pissed me off in the theaters when I was ten and whenever it gets brought up I get a little angry>spino bodying the greatest terrestrial predator known Pic related
>>220867310>the greatest terrestrial predator knownit was a docile scavanger that cooed ffs. jurassic park is fiction
>>220867234>>220867310Didn't they discover a T Rex last year that's like 14 tons?
>>220867330Um, actually it was a creature made by God to eat the old and sick in the Garden of Eden so as to reduce suffering.
Dinosaurs are fake and gay. Biggest grift in scientific history.
>>220867234It was an experimental chimera abomination designed to be bigger and meaner than the T-Rex. It’s what eventually led to Indominus.
>>220867375yeah bro they toooootally had that planned back then
>>220867268based
>>220867234"my criticism of the movie is no way THAT dinosaur would beat MY favorite dinosaur" is some shit a 5-year-old would say
>>220867350I thought the whole point of the Garden of Eden was that you couldn’t get old or sick. It wasn’t until God showed up and got pissed about an apple and Eve covering up her pussy that they were banished to the Phantom Zone that is Earth. Even though God is supposed to be omnipotent and all-knowing, and probably should have seen that shit coming.
>>220867388Grant literally drives the point home in that movie that they’re lab-grown monsters and not real dinosaurs. He also makes it a point to say that the spino was off-the-record, and there was something weird going on there.>I don’t remember that from the tour.Anyway, it kind of doesn’t matter what was or wasn’t intended back then because the bipedal spinosaurus thing isn’t scientifically accurate anymore anyway.
>>220867428The antediluvian section of the Bible is kino, when men are made mortal but still living hundreds of years.
>>220867428That was an actual theory that Buckland came up with when he was presented with the fossils of Megalosaurus. The idea was that all of the animals in Eden lived together in harmony and whenever an animal got sick, Adam would just pick it up and drop it down Megalosaurus' throat.
>>220867503>when men are made mortal but still living hundreds of years.Just like boomers. Does....does that mean boomers are missing link between humans and angels?
>>220867330No>>220867337That's news to me, pretty dope gonna have ti check it out
>find some weird rocks that look like chicken bones >fill in the rest with plaster of Paris and imagination >oh yeah and they had fur now
>>220867612Some of them were covered in spikes.
>>220867234You think so?https://youtu.be/E9I-X_5JtiY?si=GnKj44p3mnYWC8ew
>>220867234Where you there?
>>220867234Spino had prep time
>>220867234Agreed T-rex got too much offense in
>everyone focusing on trex vs spino fight>nobody call out this bullshit
>>220867234Made me hate the movie. This was worse than the beginning of Annihilation where not only did they replace Johnny Cage they killed his character off immediately
>>220867337a fucking femur? paleontology is so gay
>>220867234If that pisses you off outside of your teens you're probably a terrible person to be around.
>>220867337>discover a single bone>I FOUND A DINOSAUR
>such big babies that it made them refuse to use the same spino for several movies in a row until recently with a totally new designSo fucking gay, we didn't even ever get to see him die or just do whatever.
