>The best kid gets shrunk to an inch tall>The worst kid gets slightly dirtyHow is that fair?
>>220870529Life is unfair.
>>220870553But people don't have to be
>consooming mediamike /tv/ was always in the wrong
>>220870529Which kid gets dirty? The chocolate boy gets stuck in a tube and probably died
>>220870529>movie criticizes the constant watching of televisionTone deaf as heck.
Wonka's punishments weren't draconian enough
MFW a retard could figure it out
>>220871007he was literally me
>>220870997How?
>>220870976Veruca
>>220870529Do you think his mother ever made him worship her feet as punishment
Those squirrels raped her. "Dirted" as in "soiled". They despoiled her. They were inside her, dozens of them, sometimes one after the other, sometimes many at the same time. That's worse than being shrunk down. Which is actually cool.
>>220870529>Brat comes back and takes over the factory in a hostile takeover.
>>220870529But now he can go in his mommy's pusy.
>>220872012Stop getting mad over nothing, bro.
>>220870994The book was written around the time televisions first got popular. And the boomers of the era were demonizing it the way they demonize videogames and social media today.If it was written today he would be Mike Ticktock.
>>220870529The worst kid got dumped into the incinerator, and the best kid got the factory.Augustus Gloop was a glutton who loved chocolate, but you literally run a fucking factory that makes poison to peddle to children, asshole. You don’t exactly have a lot of moral high ground to stand on there. Ok, he was dipping his hand into the chocolate, but you literally just told them that they could eat everything, and didn’t ask him not to until he was already doing it. Not to mention if you are worried about it being contaminated, maybe don’t make it into an open-air river that dust, rats, and bugs can get into. Or maybe don’t put a fucking boat in it.Violet liked to chew gum, who gives a shit? What an absolute nothing of a “bad habit” to have. Ok, so she grabbed the experimental dinner gum, but again, you have been encouraging them to taste everything, up to and including the goddamn wallpaper.I’m not even going to get into Mike Trever. He didn’t even seem like a bad kid, just kind of excitable. His mom was way worse, she should have been put into the taffy puller just on principle.
>>220870529Fuck off nerrel, post a new video and stop being and catering to resetera faggots.
>>220872038Or buttcrack
>>220871578Wonka implies that she could be killed because they incinerate the bad eggs or whatever
>a bunch of shitty kids with really bad parents>parents are in the factory with Willy Wonka>Wonka decides to set up tests for the kids not the parents>tortures literal children >parents just get to leave Lol what a shit fucking movie. Mike and Veruca are like 9 years old.
>>220870529on the topic of shrinking - could they have survived a full tour?
>>220872197Augustus and Violet didn't deserve it, true. The other kids were assholes though. Who the fuck goes through a shrink ray not knowing if there's a way to go back
>>220872642>Who the fuck goes through a shrink ray not knowing if there's a way to go backJust get a bigger TV
>>220872642Why are there no safety measures? OSHA would like a word with Wonka.
>>220872642Mike was just every 9 year old, he wasn't an asshole
Why was it that Charlie's fuckup didn't lead to a horrible ending. He stole fizzy lifting drink, but just got a mild scare about being chopped up by the fan.
>>220873655he was burping and releasing air. you have obviously never levitated.
>>220873832maybe if violet burped or farted she'd have gone back to normal too
>>220873858hahahaha. yeah. lol. violet was a retard though she puts gum in her hair and just like eats shit qithout consulting an adult. kinda retarded.
>>220870529Mike should have been given to Veruca
>>220870529Worst kid was implied to have been incinerated, but in reality she was tickle-corrected and learned where her snozzberry is.
>>220871844Why would she make her inch tall son worship her feet?
>>220873918Fuck yes.
>>220872614I wouldn't want to be eaten with sourcream even by cute hebes because I hate sourcream
>>220873918Why?
>>220873918>>220873958He'd become her pet and slave. She could put him in her shoe.
>>220874006She deserves it and maybe they'd both learn something
>>220873918They should have rolled Violet over his tiny ass
>>220870529Veruca is gonna grow up to be a motivated entrepreneur.Mike is gonna grow up to be a useless neet obsessed with TV. The moral thing for Wonka would've been to kill him
>>220874267How should he have killed him? Veruca should have stepped on him.
>>220874075What would Veruca learn?
>>220870529>Augustus Entrapment FetishFecal liquid Fetish>VioletInflation Fetish>VerucaFilth Fetish>Mike Shrinking Fetish>Charlie Burb/gas FetishWhat the fuck was Dahl thinking?
>>220874058Mike Teavee was like 9 years old
They could just broadcast him onto a bigger TV to make him big again
>>220874441To be responsible and mature. Obviously.
>>220874940C'mon, you give a girl like Veruca a tiny boy she's gonna fart on him just to see what it feels like
>>220874868She's a natural giantess
>>220874956Well being silly and even a little mean is part of the learning process
>>220874962I wonder if it was her in the TV instead of the oompa loompas what all the 'channels' would have been?
>>220872038based pusyposter
>>220874989But should Mike have to suffer through it?
>>220875010Yeah he'll grow (as a person not in size) too. He's learning.
>>220875060Learning what? What a bitch she is?
>>220873858Honestly, all the kids could’ve been saved by farting
>>220875085To be humble and hard working when he obeys her commands and paints her toenails
>Charlie is bequeathed the factory>gets hit with class action lawsuit>remains poor, but now in deep debt tooWonka was an asshole
>>220874990What do you mean?
>>220875159Well in the 2005 movie Mike got flipped between a News channel, Food channel, Toy commercial, Shower, and Rock concert while the Oompa Loompas smacked him around and squished him. Imagine that, but it's all channels Veruca would be in, stuff she'd be doing
>>220872197Mike, Violet, and Veruca were all brats. Veruca was the brattiest brat because she was the most spoiled, but they were all brats and acted like undisciplined little goblins. Augustus wasn't a brat, but he was a gluttonous slob with little regard for himself or anything else. Obviously the parents are really to blame for all this, that's even mentioned explicitly in one of the songs. Charlie was the best kid because he was well behaved, kindhearted, humble, and temperate, like all kids should be. It's that simple.
>>220875270Mike wasn't really a brat, just curious
>>220875142How would she even take him back home? His mom won't like that idea, and she doesn't have purse.
>>220875108Imagine if Mike had been forced to judge a fart competition back at school at his size
>>220870529he could make a ton of money touring as tne incredible tiny boy and women would pay to put him up their vaginas. dude is set for life
>>220871955Could be kino to see a "villain team-up" where the (2005 version) 4 take over the factory>Veruca - CEO - richest, best connected, probably got custom-made private education which included business acumen>Violet - COO or director of HR - competitive/driven and fake nice enough to make you think she cares (if you interact with her for an hour or 2 a year at all-staff functions)>Mike - CIO/CTO or some kind of data analyst - "a retard could figure it out">Augustus - middle-level marketing manager - the others don't really like or want to include him but he'd be entitled to something if they takeover using a lawsuit, and besides, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who knows the products better>>220872197I've said it before, but I found 70s Mike genuinely endearing, and I've worked in schools and Summer camp. His introduction to Wonka in particular was adorable.
>>220875909>and I've worked in schools and Summer campImagine a 3 inch tall Mike in either of those
>>220871007wtf he looks exactly like the kid version of whathisname actors face always playing bit parts in action movies
>>220871578Trash compacted
>>220876009The girls would tease and abuse him >>220875247Maybe like a shoe fashion channel where she's trying on shoes and she steps on him, then a Bean Feast channel and she drops him in her sundae or something
>>220874868powerful!
>>220876825>>220876761Imagine if one of the channels had her sit on him
>>220874868What a brat!
>>220876886How was she not punished more than him
>>220872614No way they survive being in the dip. I doubt the bubbles would have actually carried them though.
>>220876986Pretty privilege and wealth
>>220876497That’s his son, Brian Peppers
>>220875909I wonder if they’ve taken down Citizen Candy Man yet.>>220875270The thing is that Charlienisnt just well behaved: he’s exceptional. He’s literally 90 percentile angelic. He literally only breaks a rule because his own grandfather tells him it’s acceptable. The only logical conclusion here is that Wonka had no plan whatsoever with regard to this tour and it was a flight of fancy at best. The new version implies otherwise but really>clearly no attempt was made to childproof the factory>literally every single room is overflowing with shit any kid would be desperate to see and most likely would tempt any slightly ill behaved child to engage in a dangerous manner>the only reason it works is because one perfect kid JUST SO HAPPENED to and up on that tour. Statistically 1 in 5e kids are not exercising that degree of self control.And if I’m wrong>all kids should be really well behaved >he would have expected to end that tour with 5 healthy and reasonable children to… split his factory among them all? And let me just say a few more things:I’ve given this an unhealthy amount of thought because the original gave me a blueberry fetish that I now have to manage for life and I NEVER acknowledge this film exists to anyone I trust or love lest I slip so I never get to discuss this>OG violet was a savage who regularly checked Veruca on her shit and only got her comeuppance because she was too headstrong for her workaholic father to manage>’05 Violet doesn’t have a dad. All the other kids have both parents; clearly her mom is a controlling suburban narcissist who chased away her father and has turned her daughter into a fucked yo carbon copy of herself. She’s already fucked for life and there was no need to punish her any more. God knows what will happen now that this illusion is shattered. Her mother will likely neglect her completely and focus all her attention on the next man to come along and leave her scarred beyond repair
>>220877767Hell, while we're at it, in the '71 version Mike literally wasn't the slightest bit bratty, he was charming if anything, and being shrunk wasn't even like something he was foolish to do, he was a 9 year old boy who saw a shrink ray and WANTED to see what it was like to get shrunk, who wouldn't? And in the 2005 version, well, he was the smartest one there, and correct in pointing out Wonka was wasting world-changing technology
>>220872614Not a chance in hellAlthough realistically they would get chewed unless the kids really eat like animals
>>220875270Damn brats…
>>220879257Those girls are like 13 in the script you wouldn't want to be eaten by a 13 year-old girl
>>220872197Someone selling you a gun doesn't justify you shooting someone you deranged fucking freak.
>>220879446Oh no... what's she going to do?
>>220879515Well she'll have to sneak Mike out of the factory somehow...
>>220879524Oh thank goodness, I thought...
>>220879607Probably not, but if he's unlucky he'll be smelling that bean feast later from between her cheeks.
>>220872614
>>220879732God I wish I was that guy
Would Veruca have hidden Mike herself on her body to sneak him through the airport or just made her dad do it?
>>220872614>>220873978>>220877048>>220879257>>220879607but then you would be poop
>>220880272Well it's inevitable. Hopefully a gentle smooth one, pleasant
>>220877271Kek
movie when?
>>220879607sauce?
>>220879607Ready for her bean feast
>>220880543Imagine the farts
>>220880105Well how would YOU smuggle out a inch tall Mike Teevee, Anon?
>>220880827Between my buttcheeks
>>220880272>>220880337>>220879335sounds like a decent horror movie premise
>>220873105>>220870529pretty fucked up for a kids movie
>All you had to do was check the manufacturing dates, offset by weather, and the derivative of the Nikkei index. A retard could figure it out.He was obviously an extremely gifted child prodigy worth more than all the other kids put together. His parents and Wonka completely failed him. Randian.
>>220870529We never actually see any of the kids again, just assume they were all dragged onto a crude alter and sacrificed to some demented omomba loompa god. including Charlie
>>220882126What do you mean
By god
>>220870529If Tim Burton doesn't deliver size kino with Attack of the 50 Ft Woman, I may as well just kill myself.
>>220884513Ia there a date yet?
>>220885166This was the last update we got about it. Totally possible (maybe even likely) it dies on the vine, but a man can dream...
Oompa.
>>220870529>>220879257>gives you a lifelong unattainable fantasyNothin personnel, kid
>>220879406First off, what specific point are you attacking? I honestly can’t believe this thread is still alive, it goes to show how slow this place is now.
>>220884513>clothes grows with herbooo
>>220870529The boy's name was literally Tee Vee Timmy or some shit. Always thought that was cringe. On the other busier hand always wanted to make sex with a girl named Veruca what a dreamy 1960s London magazine paisley fashion name. OP's image resembles a vintage magazine advert and always wished more films would aspire for mixed-medium shots like it, there's a genuine and rare incarnation of horror to the image too, perhaps the blood red of the nails and the size issues which dial Warhol's Factory rather than Freud's ideological subversion. In the book Tee Vee Timmy doesn't explode into a million molecules jsyk. He is more simply trapped in the TV. >>220885735>>220885166No, and Robbie is aging out fast
>>220880507>>220880507Reminder Roald Dahl has been accused of antisemitism for decades, including post death. Steven Spielberg's biggest flop was The BFG, a movie upon first seeing dailies Disney grew famously concerned about because Spielberg turned the lovable gentle oaf of the book into a 50 foot merchant meme utilizing the Hebrew actor Mark Rylance who had previously played an Eastern European Hebrew spy in Spielberg's Bridge of Spies. When Disney tested BFG, it's not a joke to say the merchant giant repulsed children, not with the witty dark fun of the book, no, American and British children had a damn near allergy to Rylance's hook nosed rat eyed humuculus that lumbers through quiet white neighborhoods under the moon to literally snatch little boys and girls under their little beds by window. The movie condones child abduction. Bob Iger then CEO of Disney famously scoffed when he saw screening results, he decided to bury Spielberg's movie which Disney was contractually "on the hook" for $150 million, it was insanely expensive, that's like $250 now. Spielberg, who is also responsible for sabotaging Star Wars by recommending Iger to George Lucas and eagerly pushing his creepy wet and leery eyed heir JJ Abrams to spearhead the ST, decided to never work for Disney again. Today The BFG is forgotten but more than a few in Spielberg's star shaped circle of candles made of gentile children still consider Dahl antisemitic. See also The Witches.
Bump
>>220881394>characters just die in a horrific unthinkable way and can do nothing to avoid itI was going to say it seems weak but Nope exists
>>220889054Nope seemed to contain a thinly veiled vore fetish.
>>220870529Roald Dahl really hates tv, even more than he hated the Jews.
>>220887822He was an out and proud Antisemite.He was in Palestine and saw their behavior firsthand.He was never particularly shy about it.
>>220889778I don't think Nope is awakening anyone's sexuality
>>220872175The "boomers" or that era were called "The Silent Generation" and "The Greatest Generation." They were 100% correct about TV and boomers are STILL addicted to commercial TV. It just drones on for 18 hours a day in so many boomer homes. They don't even hear the commercials on a conscious level. It's always been jew programming.
>>220887822Interesting. I didn’t even know this Bfg movie existed
>>220870529It's a sobering message that nobody is above the law
>>220887822thanks chatgpt
>>220872614I prefer the sequel"Oh no. Honey! The kids are on Epstein Island!"
Mike “jew in your living room” never had a chance
>>220889054>>220889054Shrinking and a human as a monste adds a way worse psychogical horro element too it(which is a good thing)
No movie or tv show has ever done giantess or shrinking correctly.
>>220871844Feet? NoAss/Pussy? Yes
>>220873957Because that's how it is in the literature
>>220890652How would he worship her ass?
Do you think Mike's mom would have sat on him on the ride home?
>>220890887anal vore + scat
>>220884513Man i hope the 50ft woman Burton remake is in the work's and is not cancelled. Euphoria has the giantess/size kink in the public consciousness now and the reactions are mixed.
>>220891497>Euphoria has the giantess/size kinkit was complete shit.frankly I would prefer it if they don't even try.
>>220891402Imagine if his mom had to fart while he was between her cheeks
>>220891526I Kinda disagree The part where she shoves her giant tit's through a building surprised me. A TV show that had the balls to put something like that out for normies boggles me, not even any giantess porn or movies i've seen has had a production quality like that.
>>220879335This made me wonder, and according to imdb the actresses were around 14 at the time. Surprising desu, they look really young. I'd believe 12. Maybe the hormones meme isn't a meme, something changed between then and now.
>>220870529hes now a tv star so it works out>>220879257>>220887122such amazing scenes, sucks the new movie was cancelled>>220891497top tier ending since shows there is a race of giant alien woman
>>220892507>hes now a tv star so it works outIs he?
>>220892507>top tier ending since shows there is a race of giant alien woman.Harry was fucking retard to pass on this. The previous scene when he's having dinner with nancy and refused to go spelunking in her giant vadge was upsetting. I don't blame nancy for freaking out,Imagine having a literal aryan goddess wanting fuck you so bad and saying no. There could have been a chance she could have gotten him hooked up with a giant sized transformation by the giantess alien women like her and he could have plowed her and have a happy life with sexy blond babes by his side.
>>220893071>boomers are subhumans with shit tastewho woulda thunk
>>220893071Happens more often than you'd think...
>>220890802Oh right I forgot I haven't read the book since 4th grade
>>220891768Probably the only giantess kino made with a budget since pic related
>>220879732ok what slop machine was this>>220873978not even sour cream it was french onion dip wasn't it? even worse
>>220891402>>220891682you fucking halfbreed troglodyte fartfags and scatfags are the poison in the well of sizefaggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3bAGnuPLI
>>220894494french onion dip IS sour cream, just with extra ingredients like caramelized onions.idc about sour cream but caramelized onions are kino. if you hate it you're dead to me, talk about literally having a more childish palate than 13yo girls. no more use for this loser put him in the dip
>>220879257Man this really fucked me up as a kid
>>220895837you like it enough to be completely submerged in it? how about you take it easy
If Wonka hadn't been an asshole faggot, the kids would have made for a better team, parting out the factory's business.>Mike TeeveeChief Technology Officer, furthering advances like Wonkavision>Augustus GloopCulinary Division Head, making sure that product quality in taste, texture, and consistency is maintained >Veruca SaltChief Distribution Officer, using her own ball busting nature and family history to keep the human end of operations in line>Violet BeauregardAdvertising Executive, Advisor on American business relations, borrowing from her father's advertising savvy and understanding of the American Market to get a better corner on the U.S.>Charlie BucketMission Head, board head- adheres other members to the original Mission Statement, settles disputes, makes sure they don't gas the Oompah Loompahs or whatever
