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First for Leaving D.C.

>>220872482
Unless you work in finance or economics, you have no idea how screwed the west is.

Two horror films outperforming that stupid Disney Wars movie at the box office right now

>>220872606
I think people are aware that there's big problems looming. They just have this misplaced faith in the system that someone will figure out how to fix it, or is even trying

>>220872505
>He never brought anything particularly special to it.
True. I just might like those first recordings more. Maybe. I need to revisit.

Seventh Son of the Seventh Son was my first Iron Maiden record.

>>220872608
This could be one of the biggest box office years for horror ever. Still a lot of heavy hitters to go.
>Evil Dead Burn
>Werwulf
>Resident Evil
>new Insidious film
>Clayface
>Ice Cream Man
>Onlsaught (Adam Wingard's new film)
>Other Mommy

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>>220872551

Getting shitfaced and fighting aliens is my jam tonight

>>220872712
You left out the best one

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>>220872677
nta but Phenomena is the ultimate Iron Maiden kino
>YOU'LL DIE AS YOU LIVED IN A FLASH OF A BLADE

>>220872758
Scary Movie?

>>220872677
For me Piece Of Mind - Powerslave - Somewhere In Time is the absolute peak. That's the basis and essence of their sound, everything after was riffing off it. Seventh Son was
>what if that sound, but a bit proggy
No Prayer For The Dying was
>what if that sound, but more like Judas Priest
etc.

>>220872720
This movie is GREAT and the girl is super cute

>>220872669
No one will fix anything. The gap between the haves and have nots will keep growing. Also, when first world declines, second and third world are even more screwed. Look at what is happening with the gas shortage.

>>220872911
stop trying to spam your autistic obsessions here

iron lung good?

>>220872945
It's way too long, but not bad for what it is.

>>220872882
I'm just a huge punk and hardcore, grindcore, powerviolence retard so the early Maiden stuff is just my kind of thing. They had that energy in a way. Killers? Come on. Masterpiece

same thing with like early Slayer. Fucking Judas Priest mixed with Discharge. I love it still

>>220872945
Game was fine for an indie game, film was okay for a vanity project.

“This movie is GREAT and the girl is super cute,” said the pathetic simp.

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Seen on NBC

>>220872993
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>>220872945

This is the only Iron Lung I care about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRU-6vaKaf4

>>220872993
He sounds like such a pathetic person when he makes those posts.
>and the lead was cute!!
Like grow up and grow a pair.

>>220873008
Parsons/Barker are just film makers who made short films and put them on youtube, it's not that interesting.
Ironically, Stuckmann makes a much better case for that article kek.

>>220872551
>MUBI
>tranny director
kek Fix will never be big

>>220872712
Clayface is slop.

>>220873056
But Stuckmann sucked, i think you meant the aussies.

>>220873067
So are the 80s

>>220873067
You haven't seen it yet have you fag

>>220872551
I've just watched Obsession and I have one question. Was Nikki posessed by an evil entity or was the evil nature of her condition just a natural consequence of Bear's wish being so selfish? The director said the One Wish Willow isn't inherently evil or cursed, so it isn't necessarily a Wishmaster/Monkey's Paw situation (plus when Bear returns to the store in the third act, the cashier guy says people who use it turn out fine, if sometimes regretful to some degree), but at the same time there's that really good scene in the car where Bear calls the company and it seems like he's being taunted by something or someone, even making him hear Nikki's screams of agony in the background as if she was being held hostage.

I really enjoyed the movie but I'm at a bit of a loss regarding how the wish thing actually works. Maybe I'm just a brainlet

>>220873125
We saw the trailer and the black black love interest.

>>220873140
It's ambiguous, the film universe seems intentionally frivolous so I wouldn't take it seriously. But when she was speaking in her sleep she says "she" in reference to something taken over. That could be a kind of demonic force, or could just be a fake representation of herself, or even the lizard part of her brain. But she at least references it as an "other".

>>220872669
Most people don’t know they are falling behind. The bread and circuses are covering things up.
Circus
>Backrooms slops
>movies.
The average person is falling behind.

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i am feeling depressed and anxious with a impending sense of doom
please help me pick a movie from my collection to watch. i cannot decide

>>220873533
Donnie Darko

>>220873533
You should watch some Bava, I think that kind of film soothes the soul.
Otherwise, I'd say The Mist.

>>220873265
Yeah that's the explanation I'm leaning towards too, to be honest. Was just curious. It seems like one of those situations where it's better if the director doesn't go into much detail so as to not make things confusing or contradictory

>>220872993
But she is actually super cute

>>220873868
Amanda Fix is yes

>>220873879
No Ruth Bradley

Why are the mods letting this guy spam again?

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>>220873533
Brain Damage is fun as fuck. Your depression is gonna vanish for 85 minutes

>>220873533
Big Lebowski

>>220874401
That Dolls movie on streaming is decent.

>>220872911
my country just rolled out a new program to help folks trade in their gas cars for electric ones at a really low cost

>>220873008
Jews found there next gold mine

>>220873533

If you're depressed then definitely watch Ren & Stimpy 'Space Madness'. Good luck, bud!

>>220874737
>Demonic Toys
>Dollman
>Bad Channels
>Dollman vs Demonic Toys
>Puppet Master 1-3
>Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
This is the gauntlet you must complete

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Forbidden Fruits is fun. 4 witches who work in a mall. comfy mall vibes. some body horror.

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no mention of Deep Red?

even in a werewolf movie, Frank Grillo's still just playing the exact same guy he always does

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>>220875191
The poster definitely works.

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time for some anti-kino

>>220875065
It is for surveillance and control. I don’t want an ev.

>>220875065
Is using large amounts of electricity really going to be cheaper? I thought it's going to keep going up because of data centers and stuff. And that 'stress on the grid' was a thing.
>The Data Center
There's a horror movie idea. It's like Backrooms I guess. I don't know, I haven't seen Backrooms and never really read the pasta either.

>>220875844
Limit to electricity usage is coming soon.

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I'm goin back to the crypt

>>220876032
Based

obsession was really good

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>>220876314

>>220876339
?

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>>220875844
Windmills, EVs etc aren't about "saving the planet" or even saving you money: it's about lining the pockets of some cynical industryfaggots that don't give a flying fuck about anything but "getting theirs." They're spiritual losers but their games come at the cost of you and everything around you. I implore every normgroid to learn about what really goes into making any of this "green" shit "work". It's a bunch of absolute horseshit. Same thing with the coof. Let's shut down the world and stunt child development so pharmafags can make money off our lives. Oh, woopsie, gotta send covid-havers to the nursing homes! No, no you may NOT go visit your gramgram. Yes, she WILL contract the coof and die. You're welcome slave. You better get the experimental vaxx or you will lose your job btw; don't be evil! You wouldn't want to get an old person sick would you?
Reality is the true horror movie
what redditards don't get is Luigi is just a schizofaggot with a personal grievance, the people they should focus on sending straight to hell are the same people that influence them from the shadows.
>good chattel, kill THAT guy, not US. You don't want to know who WE are... give us a dollar, save the world. Our final message
I live on out of spite, not optimism.

>>220876391
But the auto and oil and gas industries are also headed by greedy oligarchs fat off taxpayer subsidies. Gotta hold the status quo to the same standard as whatever presents itself as a change from it. Those same healthcare shareholders still make money off treating people who get sick from preventable diseases like those recent first-in-generations measel and mump outbreaks

Went to Regal's theatrical screening of Little Shop of Horrors but had to leave early so don't know if they showed the theatrical or the director's cut. Either way it was a nice reminder of how absolutely perfect that movie is. Seriously might be on the top 100 of all time.

>>220876556
>le bad corporation is killing the environment, you aren't allowed to use [extremely energy efficient technology] because le capitalism is bad!
>le good corporation is protecting the environment with [strip mining of lithium, mass pollution of vast fields of land with heavy metals, zero reusability of solar panels or wind turbines], green capitalism is le good!

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>the gift, 2000

A (sexy) widowed psychic in small-town Georgia faces ridicule and danger as she tries to convince authorities to believe her visions about a woman's murder.

>>220876848
there's so many films around this era I've never heard of, that one is going on the list

>>220876848
This was good

I want to apologize to zoomers. I was going in on them for the absolute worse movie I ever seen the trash called backrooms and the stupid liminal space trend.
But than I just came back from Obsession and it’s probably the best horror movie ive seen in the past 20 years.

>>220877016
Past twenty is a bit rich but past five definitely

>>220877016
There's no higher praise I can give to zoomers than saying this:
Every single generation, adult people talk about how the younger generation is retarded and annoying and stupid
Millenials are the first time where the generation after them (Zoomers) went "Yeah actually they did suck"

I felt bad at first for the girl in obsession, but than you find out that she was a whore with the MC best friend behind his back and I lost all sympathy for her. Women suck.
“What is so bad, being with me” felt that bros.

>>220877069
They were all just retarded teenagers and the director viewed the movie as a torture box

>>220877069
yea. the friendzone shit really bothers me. she was clearly trying to manipulate him into buying a crystal. and begging him to go to the bar and asking for a ride home. leading him on and then sucking his fat friends dong and spinning on it. nasty stuff. how can anyone defend that behavior

>>220877094
>>220877069
The director said they actually did multiple takes of most of her early scenes where she was either super into him or not into him at all because he wanted it to be purposely vague whether or not the feeling was mutual
Yeah she fucked his friend but the whole group was trashy so whatever

>>220877093
It's true it kind drives me insane the way films have become viewed as some weighing of the souls in a gender politics game.
His friend was the biggest asshole of them all really

>>220877122
The one dialogue I didn’t get is when he drops her off at first, and she asks him if he likes her. I thought that was weird.

>>220877145
He was based on Eddie from Silent Hill 2 right?
Also I hate that every time a character is named Ian in anything they're the worst most unlikeable guy ever why couldn't I be named Jack or something

>>220877149
She was clearly into him but couldn't get into him because he was such a cowardly pussy. If he was the kind of man who could say
>Yes, I'm attracted to you, and since we aren't working together anymore I want to keep seeing you, and I want to go on a date next week
She'd be into him, but since he kept pussy footing with
>Oh jeez i don't know i just you're so cool and um i just i don't know i got you a crystal because um i thought that um i think
Yeah, "I see him like a little brother"

>>220877145
I remember the friend character from YouTube comedy channel that never got big but was pretty funny. He got fat.

>>220877149
In the moment it makes you think she might like him, but in hindsight she was gonna let him down

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>>220873533
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
Watch that

watched about an hour of I Saw the TV Glow. Nothing happens but also you have to listen to teenage prose, also speaking to the audience just comes off really amateur. Is this what zoomers call horror?

>>220877199
Oh wait never mind the director is the guy from that YouTube channel lmao. Still wonder why their YouTube channel never grew.

>>220876944
It's a Raimi. Also had a baseball movie out around the same time, For the Love of the Game.

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>>220876848
Cate
SEXO

also there is an amazing tities scene with the other Katie.

>>220877258
>I saw the tranny glow

>>220877183
It is pretty fucked up how women are allowed to expect men to read their minds but men are supposed to be balls out showing their ass about what they want all the time, but also we know that if hed been like that but she didn't like him he would've been basically a rapist.
Reason she liked fatty was because he was because he didn't give a shit about her.

>>220877258
Its the second worst movie I've ever seen.

>>220877258
I thought it was alright, mainly because the music was worth a listen. But you didn't miss anything by stopping there.

>>220877330
>Reason she liked fatty was because he was because he didn't give a shit about her
Yes it's not rocket science
Men and women are different, instead of whining take advatnage

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>>220877016
Based appreciator of quality cinema

>>220877454
He molested them, but not sexually

>>220877258
I knew 20-30 minutes in this was a nothing-happens-movie, I should've trusted my instinct and turned it off then.

>>220874401
He's just like me

>>220877421
Lmao, yeah right. DNA is destiny.

>>220877454
The characters directly say it a couple times in Freddy's Nightmares the tv show when talking about him.

>>220877093
Is this not every horror movie ever

>>220877708
The good ones, at least.

>>220877454
I refuse to watch past the first movie
It's perfect
Nothing needs to be added, especially no pedo bullshit

>>220877759
If you think the school janitor who was a child serial killer wasn't a pedo you've got to be fucking stupid.

>>220877759
>how dare they besmirch the good name of Freddy Krueger?!
lol are you joking

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>my eyes are up here

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>>220877842
Nikki booba!

>>220877799
desexualization is classic of horror villains though, it makes them more alien, and their desire and impulsion to kill more prominent

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>>220877876
uh huh. sex and death don't go together at all.

>>220877799
Why does he have to be? Why can't he just enjoy killing for the sake of it? The thrill of extinguishing a young life. He doesn't need to be a pedo.
>>220877816
I am not joking

>>220873140
>Was Nikki posessed by an evil entity or was the evil nature of her condition just a natural consequence of Bear's wish being so selfish?
It was a cop out because the writer didn't want to risk the backlash of making a story where a man forcibly makes a woman fall in love with him. Ian wished for a billion dollars and got it, so Bear's wish coming out differently makes no sense. If it was a true Monkey's Paw situation, Bear would be getting what he asked for, but at some grave cost. In the original story a man wishes for money and gets money due to compensation from his son's death. Bear asks for Nikki to love him and instead gets another being loving him while controlling Nikki's body. It only makes sense if Bear only saw Nikki for her body, which is clearly not true given their interactions in the opening sequence.

>>220877926
People that kill others in real life almost always derive a great rush of pleasure from doing so and the lizard part of human brain literally rewards acts of violence with pleasure

>>220877948
>It was a cop out because the writer didn't want to risk the backlash of making a story where a man forcibly makes a woman fall in love with him.
So instead the far more horrifying and less consensual option of her being trapped in her body while it fucks him without her (which is what happened).

Your theory doesn't make sense anon.
His wish was evil and it manifested in an evil way. Fatty's wish was neutral so he got it no strings attached. It's a monkeys paw but only if your wish is immoral

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>>220877876
How is it possible to be this wrong
Even Frankenstein wanted to fuck

>>220877926
In Freddy's Dead he says 'so I took all their children away from them,' which makes it sound like he was just killing them as revenge. I don't know if they were trying to soft retcon it or not.

>>220877990
>so he got it no strings attached.
I hate people making this assumption just because it wasn't what killed him. There's a whole movie to be made about a guy who makes Fatso's wish and how it destroys him but that's not the movie that got made. There are no direct repercussions for his wish because this movie is Obsession, not Greed.

>>220878056
Well you got me there, but I still think the plot wasn't a cop out and the way the wish manifested was very intentional, even if the lore behind it is murky

>>220878014
Frankenstein didn't even want to kill. Frankenstein is better example of what I'm saying since he tries to play with the little girl and ends up killing her instead because of the trope of redirect of normal human desires towards violence.
But I didn't say "Monsters never desire sex and have nother to do with sex ever!" did I, this board has to take every statement as freakishly absolutist.

Michael murders his sister after the sight of her tits, has no urge from then on except to kill.
Jason surrounded by sexy teens, but the sex merely incites him to kill. Even parodied in Jason X, and the idea that teens who have sex are destined to die in slashers.
Frank from Maniac keeps attempting interactions with women but as soon as he gets excited he murders them instead
Leatherface is a giant retard that just wants to play and kill despite raping them being available.

>>220878140
The Jason rape flashback scene got cut from part 3, but is still kind of implied. Leatherface wants to fuck Stretch and likely think he actually did during the chainsaw play. He goes crazy and destroys the room because he coomed.
>absolutist
Yes, but still...

>>220876314
Stop mentioning this movie

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>>220878204
Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession
I am obsessed with Obsession

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>>220875936
One of the bosses in the NES "Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti" videogame was a reference to "The Burning (1981)" which I thought was cool, since that movie isn't as popular as other 80s slashers

>>220877948
This isn’t a monkey paw movie it’s a love potion movie. Twilight Zone did it 70 years ago.

>>220877990
>So instead the far more horrifying and less consensual option of her being trapped in her body while it fucks him without her (which is what happened).
More horrifying but also more boring. It removes all intrigue the movie could have had while also making the moral dilemma have an obvious answer.

>Your theory doesn't make sense anon. His wish was evil and it manifested in an evil way. Fatty's wish was neutral so he got it no strings attached. It's a monkeys paw but only if your wish is immoral
It's not a monkeys paw because it doesn't give what was requested. The point of the original story is the irony of getting what you wanted yet becoming unhappy due to how it was obtained. If the writer did mean it to be a monkeys paw story, he either failed to understand what a monkeys paw is, or knew and knowingly wrote in the entity shit anyways.

>>220877454
80’s slop.

>>220878349
More horrifying = less boring for me.
I wouldn't want to sacrifice terror for shallow "intrigue" when the movie is already very clever and intriguing. Look at how much people are arguing over it.

>>220878214
Very pathetic webm.

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>>220877454
Jason was always better because he mostly kills women in his movies, Freddy starts off killing men and women evenly in the first 4 movies, but then he kills 2 men in part 5, then 3 guys in part 6 and then 1 guy in Freddy vs Jason
sorry Freddy, but I don't wanna see just men die (that's gay), I need women dying, bonus points if they're naked

>>220878214
This 3/10 mades zoomers go crazy.

Guys, I just found out the director of Backrooms is a zoomer. Looking at his pictures this whole time, I thought he was 50+.
Lmao wtf.

>>220878191
Other ones off the top of my head
Hellraiser - the cenobites never fuck anyone, they rape them with violence as to them violence becomes pleasure
Don't Go In The House - he goes on dates but only to real desire is to bring women back and burn them
Silent Night, Deadly Night - Billy's sexual thoughts get interrupted by memories of his families murder and triggers him to go mad and kill
The Slumber Party Massacre - the serial killer murders people with a giant phallic drill. i.e. the redirection of sex to violence.

Dracula is probably the most prominent sexual monster. Gillman wants to fuck but again since he can't he mainly tries to kill. Mick Taylor is maybe explicitly a rapist but I don't remember.
Rape and revenge films are where sex really comes into it and they have a subgenre because the application of rape so similar.

>>220878466
you're 30 and you live in your mothers basement

Zero chance Nikki woulda sucked & fucked the fat friend. Dropped.

>>220878561
Imagine being a zoomer director and people genuinely thinking you’re 50+
Zoomers aging so poorly

>>220878744
you also smell bad

>>220878692
>t. skinny friend

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>>220878692
They don't call her Freaky Nikki for nothin.

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Movie should have been called Dysgenic

Watched the backrooms today. Was very average even for A24 slop. I'm sure all you brocalli-headed zoomies will love it thoughbeit

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>>220878916
>pointy knees saar, not cute like boys saar

So tired of the generation wars in this general.

>>220878959
ok zoomer

>>220878967
I'm 26 so I'm actually a zillenial

>>220878959
Tell you're fellow zoomie zoomie zoom zooms to stop posting slop, tell them to stop hyping up the most mid, boring A24 Styro i've ever seen in my fucking life. If that happens, I as a Gen X Chad will fully stop gen waring.

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>>220878959
s'all good bro kino enthusiasts enjoy films from all eras

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>>220872551
Sometimes I wonder how these films cost so much money but behind the scenes they built a whole gyration machine for this set.

>>220878977
>I'm 26
You are a zoomer.

>>220878996
Is anyone actually hyping up Backrooms? I haven't seen it. I've just seen light intrigue

>>220879046
Damn. Crazy cuck shed.

>>220879047
That's okay.
I'm lucky to be alive in an era where I have access to movies from all decades on the internet
>>220879024
<3

>>220878977
You’re a zoomer beta.

>>220879053
the 19 year old zoomie sorority girl I'm banging has been talking about it a lot

>>220879024
‘cept the 80’s

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This is a good movie

>>220879438
You’re simping for that actress.

>>220879541
No I'm simping for the plot that wraps back around unto itself

>>220879571
Yeah, right.

Halfway through Sinister. 10/10

>>220879664
Yeah that's what I thought too, but it dropped a couple points in the final 15 minutes.

>>220879633
The girls in Heretic were hotter but even my simping couldn't bring that movie above a 5/10

>>220879691
Interesting, I think the soundtrack makes the ending really strong. But I could see how plotwise people might hate it.

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was pretty good, not great, just pretty good

>>220879691
The whole movie was fine

>>220879788
I wonder if the game explains any more, because a lot of it was ambiguous.

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Just got back from obsession. Every single seat was filled so they gave me the retard chair lol.

>>220879987
the game is purely atmospheric, there's no dialogue just you going from place to place taking pictures of weird stuff and then it ends with a jumpscare
it's 10 minutes long

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>>220880048
>Don't worry anon, I found a loophole in the no singles policy

>>220879987
No, the movie expands a lot more on the lore, the game just gives you a couple of notes and really no explanation to anything.

>>220880079
Huh, appreciate the info anon. Well in that case gotta give it to him for coming up with a story. I thought the x-ray mistake was good character development. Needed a bit more connection between the monsters/voice/light/blood growth elements..

Sinister is finished. Definitely one of the top horror films of all time. Ending and whole movie goes hard.

>>220880086
Kek

>>220878331
She cute

>>220879769
The Boards of Canada playing over the end credits was really cool.
Idk I still really liked the movie even if I wasn't satisfied with the end
>>220880115
Glad you enjoyed it

The Backrooms sucked after the first hour. What a wasted set.

>>220878396
Based?

>>220880114
The game drops a couple of hints The light is a good force, the monster is evil. The blood ocean seems to be the blood from all the people who disappeared in the quiet rapture

>>220880129
> Glad you enjoyed it
Thanks. Scott earned a spot among the greats and horror history.

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>Hello I'm here to take your daughter to the prom

>>220880197
Shamone

>>220880197
Spooky. One of the greats of the decade and all time. This and James Wan dominated.

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>>220880222
>James Wan
For me, it's Malignant

Three tickets to see the blackedrooms please!

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>>220880222
always simping aren't you

>Insidious
>Sinister
>the Conjuring
The unholy trinity.
Hard hitting horror of the 2010s. Starts of the decade with a bang.

>>220880259
A new Insidious movie is coming out soon. He created multiple movie series that are on par with FF13 and NoES after almost 2 decades.
>Annnabelle
>Insidious
>the Conjuring
>the Nun
Classics.

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>>220880291
to me, he comes up short

>>220880238
Spectacular film that will only get better with age.

>>220880297
I accept your concession.

>>220880238
Fun fact is that Wan settled out of court in a lawsuit that claimed he stole the idea from a script Blumhouse were sent. The guy made a pretty damning youtube vid on the similarities though it was likely his wife that stole it.

>>220880145
Interesting, in the film I thought the voice was the light, and the light was the rapturous evil. And the monsters were just monsters. At one point I thought they might be inside a giant heart/monster but wasn't so.

>>220880356
Crazy to think in 2010s, Blumhouse was making solid horror. Now, they make horror meant for women and dei.

>>220880356
Not really, you can see the influence of other movies on Malignant.

I really did not expect a board wide meltdown about Kane Parsons.
some of it feels like a coordinated generations flame war, some just seem like uber salty crabs in a bucket taking an /x/ post way too seriously

>>220880297
Bro has aura

>>220880417
Idk I haven't seen the movie, the plot makes it sound okay, not terrible enough to get angry over

>>220880368
Not quite. The monster is trying to trick him away from the light by messing with his head which is why it's so hell bent on stopping him from handing over the SM8 data

>>220880417
The movie was highly anticipated, resonated with fans of the youtube series, and highly propped up by critics. It feel completely short as an almost 2 hour film. Compared to a film such as Iron Lung, which focused heavily on expanding a 10 minute game; Backrooms tried to be a Hollywood success, as opposed to the indie film people wanted. Hence many people were baited into seeing the truth in theatres.

Hopefully Exit 8 isn't as bad either.

>>220880426
stop simping

>>220880441
Ah ok that makes enough sense. Oh and there was the zombie guy on board as well, once you add enough of these pieces in it becomes harder to connect. Still manages to pull an ending out of it though so that's alright.

>>220880475
nta but it's a bummer that it seems to have had the hollywood adaption. It's a rare chance to make a unique film but the pressure to conform would have been enormous.

>>220880545
Yeah the game basically just shows you the light and everything is good there and then you go to where the monster is and you die from a jumpscare. That's it. Movie is way more elaborate

>>220880575
Yeah. Iron Lung was pretty ideal for me, I enjoyed every bit of that movie. It only had a 3 mil budget. Backrooms had a 10 mil budget, but it likely didn't need 10 mil, so I'm wondering if Kane Parsons was more interested in fame and success or making a true to form film. Markiplier's was clearly pure passion, and while he isn't the best actor, he really did a great job.

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>>220876848
Love Cate, simple as.

>>220877258
I Saw the Tranny Glow was nearly as bad as Skinamarink. Sleep-inducing amateur hour on full display.

>>220878214
Based!

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>Is it me or is it a bit... nippy in here

>>220881026
>looks like I saved the BREAST for last

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>>220881026
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>>220881026
>>220881042
>what a TITTY you had to NIP out so soon... BOOB

>>220881661
kek

>>220877745
what is this from?

>>220882019
nta but it's The Deep Dark (2023). the premise sounds good but I didn't rate it, it being in french didn't help.

>>220880441
The monster wasn't trying to trick Simon away from the light, it told him how to find the light in the first place. What it doesn't want, is for knowledge of the light to spread.
>>220880545
The zombie guy is the previous pilot of the SM-13, who didn't play ball and chose to just suffocate instead.
>>220880114
More background: The blood is human, but mutagenic. The SM-8 was piloted by a researcher and her assistant (not convicts). At some point, the researcher started compulsively drinking the blood, which led to rapid mutation, and ultimately she and her assistant fused together and became the monster. This is why the monster has two voices initially, later revealed to be the crew of the SM-8 when Simon gets the recordings.
The light is a portal to another dimension, inhabited by the giant eye (the "ignorant god" mentioned by the monster), which peered through, seeing a tiny fraction of our universe, and because it's a god and its will is reality, accidentally everything outside of its sight, the "quiet rapture".

>>220880048
Wtf is up with that ceiling? I'm gonna observe my surroundings more closely next time I go to the theater.

>>220872945
Yeah it’s good. Goes a bit long and drags in the middle but it’s shockingly competent for a Markiplier project.

Biggest problem is how esoteric the storytelling is. You almost need to use subtitles because there’s a lot of dialogue that is deliberately obscured but very relevant to the story. Piecing together all the little details is something that requires a few watches so only the people that LOVE the movie will manage to make the most sense of it all.

But it’s full of my favourite horror trope where the scares are hidden in plain sight like all the Hill House ghosts. There’s plenty of “oh shit I never saw that when I first watched it” moments. Even in the opening 10 seconds.

>>220882315
>Markiplier project.
Into the trash it goes

>>220880079
Did you ever use the terminal at the back of the ship? The game had its own “lore update” where it added a computer terminal you could read a bunch of stuff about that fleshed out the world.

>>220882021
Daily reminder that she has genital warts.

>>220882198
Ah thank you loremaster. I guess it really is one for the fans then.

I thought the backrooms was good, but u didn’t like the direction it took when it started getting more “intense” I honestly would have much preferred a slower burn, more atmospheric film. Something with scares but like, nothing over the top. Anyone else know what I mean?

>>220882021
>>220882426
Who?

>>220880048
Damn where the hell are you at? I’m in a shitty town in New Mexico filled with Mexican and native methheads, so our movie theatre shut down during Covid. The nearest one to me is like 40 minutes away, and that one was pretty much empty when I watched obsession on a Saturday night. I’m honestly jealous

>>220880048
Gee Billy, your mom lets you have TWO cupholders?

>>220882021
No fucking wonder verruca vag pivoted to a shitty career behind the camera

>>220882503
looks like kristen stewart

>>220882706
The Chronology of Water was painfully awful, and I love me some Imogen Poots. Stewart's directing "style" is almost as bland as her acting.

Is obsession feminist/incel hysteria slop? Like is it really hamfisted? I’m not sure I want to waste my time. I don’t even really care much if a movie is “woke” (whatever that means) but like, I’m just sick of the discourse lmao,

>>220882816
No it's not. It's more like there's a fluctuating tension in the film between the MC being a hapless guy you feel for or an asshole. Of course feminist are going to hone in on the asshole part because they're cunts.
It's a miserable film if you're sensitive to that, but just as a horror movie (the way it looks, sounds, scares, acting etc.) it's excellent.

>>220880197
Whoa is that Mick Thomson from that hitband of the 2000s Slipknot??

>>220882816

It's a very simple story. What if the object of your desire got too into you?

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>>220882982
>WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND

>>220883006
What an awful band

>>220883006
>left out joey again
man fuck you shawn and corey

>>220883006
poor man's Mr. Bungle

>>220878744
Is the vaping and drinking, happened with smoking as well.

>>220879078
Enjoy it while it lasts. The internet crackdown is coming and future generations will view this time as a golden age.

>>220880222
>>220880238
Both of these movies are fucking terrible
Christ, I guess the normies who are scared by shit like Paranormal Activity finally found these threads

>>220882984
idk more like don't buy chinese knockoff shit

>>220883145

That's why I have 10 terabytes of stuff...most of which I will probably never watch, but it's been fun finding all kinds of everything.

When will we see the first zoom zoom slasher? What even would it be. How do you out do Terrifier at this point? Like when you have Art killing kids and shit. How could it get more gruesome??

>>220883412
They just have to add nudity and grit.

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Not bad, really. But the narrative structure throws off the rhythm of the film, so that despite several interesting setpieces that happen often enough to keep you interested, the overall impact is dulled as a result. One strong point is that Pinhead receives a lot of screentime, but some of his dialogue felt bland, like he wouldn't actually say that. It lacked the gravitas that you'd expect for a man of his stature. But I did get pins and needles in my thumb shortly before he appeared for the first time so that's something.

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BLEH!

>>220883540
word is they wanted Adam Scott back in Hellraiser 6

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>>220872551
Did I really just spend two hours watching some guy solve puzzles?

>>220873533
Dog soldiers

>>220872551
I watched Iron Lung and i liked it.

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>>220885457
Stop responding to yourself

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Someone made subtitles for this older Junji Ito adaptation from 1991

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8XydUvqsM

>The song on a mysterious unmarked record captures the imaginations of all who hear it, driving them to do anything to claim it as their own

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>>220885482
What are you on about?

>>220877951
t.neverkilledanyone

>>220885488
solid

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Worth a watch? I don't typically like horror mixed with deep seeded personal trauma. Premise sounds cool though.

>>220887034
Go watch it instead of waste time here

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Happy Monday morning Fixbros!

Another week closer until the blessed day when we can watch Teenage Sex in theatres!

>>220887034
you're going to hear it talked about as a seminal 2020s horror for years so might as well form an opinion. still worth a watch as horror if you don't like the theme

>>220887034
Banned movie here

The Thong

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>>220887530
Let me see that
babieeee

>>220885488
budget was probably just a couple bucks and a roast beef sandwich kek
I always figured tomie was the first one to get a live-action adaptation, guess I was wrong

>>220885529
this proves nothing

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"The Vault of Horror" (1973) is a comfy British horror anthology, consisting of 5 segments and a framing story. It has known actors like Terry-Thomas, Tom Baker (a Doctor Who), Curd Jürgens (Bond villain) and Denholm Elliot (Indiana Jones' boss at the college). The stories are tame by today's standards, but well made. I liked the movie.

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>>220888135
The Neat job is my favorite segment. really good movie based on EC horror comics like Tales from the Crypt, Haunt of Fear, and the titular Vault of Horror.

>>220888300
>The Neat job is my favorite segment.
I liked Drawn and Quartered, and I think I've read the story of Midnight Mess in a book before (not a comic book). Neat Job is probably the most realistic - I like how you can feel how Terry-Thomas' poor wife is driven to insanity by his extreme demands of organization and tidyness.

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Went into this expecting an ultra-low budget creature feature in the vein of Critters from the description. What I got instead was weird deconstructionist traumaslop about what happens after the final credits roll. Actually a clever take on horror movies if only it wasn't so poorly shot and acted. Almost satirical.
Posting more or less as a warning so nobody else mistakes it for legit horror.

>>220888347
A good number of EC Comics stories were ripped from short stories. There's a funny anecdote from when Ray Bradbury found out they were lifting his stories.

>In 1952 EC publisher Bill Gaines received a hilarious letter from Ray Bradbury gently requesting $50 in payment for the rights to his two stories “The Rocket Man” and “Kaleidoscope.” Turns out EC had been taking Bradbury’s work, making a few small changes, then using it in some of their comics. What they didn’t know was Bradbury was an avid comic reader and quickly caught on to their scheme. This could’ve ended in a costly lawsuit for EC. But, instead, Bradbury graciously wrote it off as “probably overlooked in the general confusion of office-work”

>>220888723
I like Bradbury, he wrote a lot of interesting stories. The first one I had to read in school and write a homework about it. Bradbury manages to convey mood and atmosphere very well by using simple everyday words which I guess makes his stories excellent reading material even for 7th or 8th grades. Nice anecdote, anon.

EC, Tales from the Crypt, Vault of Horror etc. were before my time, but I know of course the stories that have been turned into anthology movies.

>>220883205
Wow you're so cool and contrarian

those who care about normies are normies themselves, this general is full of people like this

>>220877067
Unless you’re trying (badly) to say zoomers admit they themselves suck then you’re not really making a point. That’s just zoomers doing what you literally just said all generations do.

>>220889188
so mature

>>220878550
> Don't Go In The House
Speaking of which, did that frog ever come out? We told him not to go repeatedly

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they got 'im

>>220883205
Cope

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Is it any good? I remember being interested years ago when it came out but not having the chance to go see it

>>220889747
Not really

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>>220889747
my motto is if it's got anything to do with Evil Dead, I'm always down to watch it

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>>220889454
He was never seen again, sadly.

>>220889905
What a damn fool.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDGuRd4ScjI

i memba

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>>220872551
Thailand is really doing great in the horror spake, Omukade really surprised me.

It's kind of funny because I was just thinking Bone Eater despite being AI Slop wasn't THAT bad, reminded me of the awful Sci-fi/SyFy movies I used to love to death when I was younger, and it's not like I expect great effects for my monster movies anyway. Then this one comes in and says "Yes we can make a movie about a cave monster and not use ChatGPT to make the monster", way to go Asia picking up the slack for my Creature Feature addiction. Cannot recommend it enough to people who like monster movies despite some missteps.

happy Mommy's Milkers Monday

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>>220890407
And to you as well

>>220873067
Clay is usually sloppy, yes.

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"Hammer - Heroes, Legends and Monsters" (2024) is technically not a horror movie, but I enjoyed it all the same. It's a documentary about the film studio that brought us so many of the classics and that made Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing stars. I didn't know Hammer still exists today, I thought it had gone under in the late 70s.

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>>220891250
Nice, I'll have to check it out. There was another docu about Christopher Lee a year or so ago that I haven't gotten around to watching yet.

>>220891289
>The Life and Deaths of Christopher Lee
Oh, thanks for the tip, I wasn't aware of that. I loved him as an actor.

Danny Elfman is one creepy-looking mf

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Rank them from best to worst.

>>220889747
I liked it a lot.

>>220891705
You saw Sinners?

>>220891705
none of them are worth watching

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>kid obsessed with serial killers caught on murder charge
>wearing a bloody disgusting t-shirt
Maybe horror films are making killers

>>220891705
Obsession #1

>>220893066
made me think of that serial killer kid who only wore shirts with a huge "KILLER" printed on the front, even in court

>>220875119
their* you fucking retard