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It dropped! RLM talking about zoomer liminal space movie!
https://youtu.be/LmElkRi8fCU
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rlm are a bunch of resentful millennials. their opinion is worthless.
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Imagine spending 43 mins seething at some zoomer who made a better movie than you holy shit kek
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>>220873481
Not Obsession first?
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>>220873481
What did they say? While RLM ever make a new movie ?
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>>220873481
>its real
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>>220873481
The real backrooms, were the ones we made along the way.
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>>220873502
Hate to break it to you, but they're both Gen X.
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>>220873504
They liked it, genius.
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>>220873481
holy shit a video not about super heros or star wars
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>>220873538
yet another horrorslop video
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Why does anyone even want to watch a Backrooms movie when you can just read the original concept and then hallucinate your own ideal version
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>>220873538
They hardly ever talk about either of those anymore.
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>>220873562
There were a few blender videos some guy made on the subject that were just exploring the place in an atmospheric pov video and I think that makes way more sense than a movie.

Shit doesn't need a plot, it's missing the point.
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>>220873481
>Jay looks shaggy and over 50 now
Jesus fuck. Remember when he had some weird glowup phase?
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>>220873562
because most people lack vision
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>>220873594
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>>220873481
Qrd? I ain't spending the better part of an hour just to know their take that can probably be summarized in 30 seconds
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>>220873594
He looks at his best now imo. OG Jay looked like a hillbilly werewolf that lived in a trailor park, mid 2010s Jay looked like a guy who spent his days at the gloryhole in the seediest gay bar in Wisconsin. Now he just looks like a normal guy.
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>>220873612
I look like this
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I'm not watching the blackedrooms.
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THEY RAG ON CHRIS STUCKMANN AND SHELBY OAKS LMAOOO
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>>220873617
They wished there was more black people and they did a shout out to 4chan
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>>220873641
why don't you want to explore a black guys rooms, are you racist
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>>220873481
ITS UPPPPPPPPPPPP
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I can't believe this is how they reveal that Rich made the original post
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omg star trek so funni
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>>220873502
cmon man, give it up
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>>220873709
inb4
>durrr they're bitter and jealous of Stuckmann because he made a movie
while conveniently ignoring that they spend this entire video praising Kane Parsons and Curry Barker
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>>220873481
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disney sent their little dogs to yap about Backrooms because it completely raped Manhole and Gringo, how completely unexpected.
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>>220873737
also lets not forget the success of Space Cop
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>>220873512
I hope they don't review that overrated zoomer slop. Hokum was better
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>>220873481
Mike Stoklasa should be decapitated for ruining Star Wars and cinema.
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>>220873742
youve mind raped yourself, they make fun of star wars and praise the movie
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>>220873481
How much does Mike complain about White people this episode?
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>>220873742
sorry about your self inflicted brain damage
a bullet can fix it
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>>220873742
>Disney sent their little dogs
They just shit all over Mandalorian and Grogu last week, dipshit
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IT'S UP
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>>220873481
Mike demanding more diversity in the Backrooms was weird. The part where he demands the White woman have sex with the black man was just embarrassing.
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>>220873788
Mike lightly made fun of Trump once five years ago and it completely broke your brain. Grow up, faggot lol
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>>220873788
I'm only 5 minutes in and he's already quoted Obersalzberg 1939.
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>>220873666
Kill yourself.
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>>220873812
It's cringe when internet celebrities (incels) talk about black genitals
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>>220873827
Unlikely. Should you not be fucking a Japanese pillow or bemoaning the housing market right now?
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>>220873788
A lot. Not as bad as when he complained that White cemeteries should be destroyed and replaced with BLM sanctuaries.
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>>220873812
Mike Stoklasa is so gay for blacks it is hilarious.
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>they did a skit
Kino
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>>220873709
Youtubers are not real filmmakers, and Shelby Oaks is not a real film.
RLM are not youtubers they're just temporarily embarrassed filmmakers.
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>>220873481
Thank goodness. As a Red Letter Media fan and Patreon supporter, I am incapable of forming my own beliefs and opinions and need the gospel of drunk retarded Milwaukees what to think.
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The color looks horrible, I couldn't watch anymore. Did their camera break or did Rich edit this episode?
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when will prequelfags and snyderjeets get thrown into mass graves
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>>220873522
>Man is the whiny bitch, woman is the voice of reason
Fuck you movie
>Negro is a dumb NPC who can't control his actions
Based movie
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>>220873947
No one cares about BBCwars
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STUCKMAN BTFO
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just got back from the film, did anyone else catch the reference to this?

https://youtu.be/FJ3oHpup-pk?si=FpbxvPMhbo32iR4g

when he is doing his commercial he says the words.
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>>220873933
>Why is this video about the Backrooms tinted yellow?
are you fucking retarded?
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>man playing a VCR repairman talks about another man playing an alcoholic furniture store owner
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>>220873481
>>220873502
>>220873504
>>220873579
>>220873795
>>220873788
Zoomers are sincerely the gayest and most retarded "people" i have ever met in my entire life and existence across all reincarnations
Since COPEVID i moved well away from all urban settlement to live as rural and in the woods as i possibly can
Because when the boomers die off, your entire ADHD porn masturbating terminally online simp cuck maxxing urbanite indoors incompetent 0 attention span pill popping adderal single mother raised youtube tiktok algorithm instagram porn brained dopamine fried instant gratification lazy weak vaccinated mask wearing 0 testosterone mouse utopia rat race oversocialised braindead race and civilisation is going to experience pains unfelt by the human species on a civilisational level perhaps ever
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>>220873481
Is it true Rich won the lottery
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>Search "backrooms the chirp"
>About 106 000 results (6,89s)
Holy fucking FUCK the censor is slow
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>>220873538
or star trek
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>>220873502
Worse. RLM are Gen X. The worst generation known to man
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>>220874018
> Zoomers are sincerely the gayest and most retarded "people" i

*I
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>>220874018
how are your early 20's going reddit nigger?
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>>220873481
When are they going to review The Batman?
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>>220873481
>open video
>leave a dislike
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>>220874007
Explain? I never watched the youtube shorts.
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reminder
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>>220873481
Is it true that Mike used money from Patreon to donate to Israel?
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>>220873737
Why would they be jealous of Shelby oaks?
It isn't a good movie.
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>>220874068
It's on Patreon
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>>220874106
No. Mike used the money to go to WWE.
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Unironic opinion of Jack Packard?
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>>220873481
Who is the worse Woke breadtuber: Mike or Moviebob?
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>>220874110
Have you ever seen an RLM thread?
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>>220873974
She's not the voice of reason she's just as flawed. They show her copying tapes for her lessons, she's also cagey because her mom never let her outside. The whole movie paints her as a scam artist, Clark's wife was a freeloader and he didn't want to give up on his dream of being an architect his problem was that he constantly tells everyone to fuck off and expects to be validated. Kline was outright predatory.
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It must suck for the original creator of the 4chan post that he doesn’t get any residuals.
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>>220874139
There needs to be a fight to the death to find best Jack and best Josh
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>>220874142
Blob by a million miles.
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>>220873481
Are they going to claim to have invented the backrooms as well?
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>>220874164
He died from covid ;(
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>>220873481
fuck RLM
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>>220874139
I don’t know him personally, I like him on RLM, and I enjoy a little of his content on second wind. Seems like a chipper fun guy.
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>>220874196
They invented indie film making
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>>220873481
Sick of this shilled astroturfed stolen creepy pasta that was ran through the corporate committee of sterile writers
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>>220873742
RLM haters are literally all mentally retarded shutins who are actually mad they made fun of star wars
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>>220873481
>>220873709
Why can’t movie critics make good movies?
Mike made the unfunny Space Cop.
Stuckman made the shitty Shelby Oaks.
James made the shitty AVGN movie.
Doug made all those terrible channel awesome movies.

Why can’t critics make good movies?
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>entire video is them going on tangents than talking about the movie

Dumber than XQC and Forsen
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>>220873666
>pre-Kike stranglehold
how fucking old do you think gen xers are?
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>>220873481
Spoilers: A24 paid them to say it's good.
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>>220873522
Ngl this scene was legit mini therapy for me. Its easy to blame shit going wrong in life when you can blame anything but yourself
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>>220873666
begone vile demon
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>>220874281
RLM likes a movie that anon doesn't
>RLM are paid shills

RLM doesn't like a movie that anon does
>RLM are retards

RLM likes a movie that anon likes
>RLM are based!
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My opinion is more important than what random people think :)
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>>220874307
>anon doesnt know youtubers make videos for money
I don't watch anything where they talk about new releases.
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>>220874229
Not my heckin secret club!
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>>220873522
>never take responsibility
checks out
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>>220874307
anon sees a post that makes his ass feel funny
>anon makes up a bunch of shit
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>>220874261
mostly because critics know the things they hate, and cant do anything else
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>>220873522
>>220874297
>the only reason /tv/ contrarians hated this movie is because it directly called them out
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>>220874346
I hate it because it is a movie that steals the idea from a retarded creepy pasta and they're pretending it's this faggy dork's idea but it isn't and then the writers are two corpo tribesmen working in committee
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>>220873481
>I saw Shelby Oaks
>It was really bad
Stuckmann ANNIHILATED
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>>220874378
>based on the idea kane parsons saw on 4chan the scary website
>written by not him but two corpo drones
>but it's totally the vision of kane parsons
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I'm going to pay money to see the backrooms and save this episode of Half in the Bag until after!!!!
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>>220873666
>pre-Kike stranglehold
7000 BC?
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>>220874346
Who said I hated it retard? I thought it was a good movie
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>>220874089
but there is no more dislike button
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5 minutes in and they already have this ugly filter on
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>>220874378
>Stuck in inescapable purgatory
This is not a new concept that was invented by 4chan in 2019 you fucking idiot
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>>220874413
The Quiet Sadness Of The Back Rooms


9999999999 hours long

Slop 1 hahaha my opinion is right but I’m ugly

Slop 2 ahhahaa my opinion is not right but I’m handome
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#1 will shock you
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>>220874326
Why watch it at all?
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RLM are the only ones to understand that Backrooms is the film that Elliot Roger would have made.
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>>220874461
Wow why did James release a video the same day as Red Letter Media? What a jerk! I bet he didn't even watch Backrooms (2026)
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>>220874413
I doubt it
>>220874089
That counts as interaction and counts the same as leaving a comment or a thumbs up. Also if you undo it it still counts and undoing it also counts as an additional interaction. You cucked and simped.
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>>220874501
Was Elliot Roger the first internet celebrity?
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>>220874468
I like watching best of the worst and half in the bag if I like the movie. I will never watch a new movie so it's pointless watching them talk about that.
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>>220874524
breaking news Red Letter Media has been hired to adapt the Elliot Roger story
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>>220874518
What is it called if you make a thread on 4channel?
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>>220874461
im hearing that James Rolf made his budget back
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>>220874501
I'm sick of RLM assuming every non-left wing movie is inceladjacent. I get that they're leftie wisconsin IPA slurping retards, but it's just too on the nose.
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>>220873481
I heard Mike Stoklasa was on the Epstein island with George Bush.
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>>220873502
They like it tho
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>>220874536
Go see it. It's in the theaters now. Are you poor? Get a stubs pass. You watched Barbie in theater because of all the threads. You don't want to be left out.
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>>220874454
>ugly filter
Anon, that is just Mike and Jay’s faces.
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>>220874567
He was too young to remember.
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>>220873641
Based
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why did they cast a black person and a woman when their minds genetically cannot understand the horror of a liminal space?

hence why they need to fill it w ith monsters and w/e
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>>220874502
>James release a video the same day as Red Letter Media?
RLM mentioned both of their shitty movies in a montage of shitty youtuber movies.
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>>220873481
I miss Red Letter Media before it became Woke.
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>>220874275
Touche, allow me to reframe it by saying (((Hollywood))) used to make a lot of good movies and TV shows, by targeting demographics properly and respectfully. Sadly those kikes are now thin on the ground in this modern clownworld of tiresome divisive id pol, "burgers?", "boys will be boys", anti-white/race baiting, it's YET ANOTHER emergency Netflix Holocaust episode, it's the audience's fault for not liking it, moral degeneracy goyslop.
>>220874303
Nah. Don't hate the player.
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>>220873502
they like it, now what are you going to cope about
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>>220874106
It's his fucking money
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>>220874622
Larry Fink demanded it.
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>>220874622
DEI
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>>220874581
I don't watch new movies.
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>>220874645
Not according to the terms and service made forth by Patreon.
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Why was Backrooms a success and Slenderman wasn’t?
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>>220874696
A24$$$$$$ + lying
This is money laundering!
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>>220874630
RLM was always Woke. Mike Stoklasa was the one who made the “NOT GAYS” meme because he hated non-interracial heterosexual romance.
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>>220874645
RLM owes me sex
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>>220874696
Whats so good about slenderman? The Backrooms is a far more interesting concept.
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>>220874696
They explain this in the video.
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>>220874696
Slendy was ruined by reshoots/censorship and bad publicity caused by the stabbings.
Backrooms is also made by the same person who made the internet videos and not some out of touch Gen X.
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>>220874732
they call me slanderman because i go around starting rumors of various e-celebs being pedos
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>>220873641
the nigger isn't the protag, tardo
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>>220874645
Using money to genocide Muslims is wrong.
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>>220874696
backrooms was authentic, slenderman was corporate slop.


Just like Barbie was authentic

and He-man is corporate slop
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>>220874775
That sounds good though?
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>>220874756
>out of touch Gen X.
Wasn't lowtax technically Gen X though?
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>>220874044
>boomers post on 4chan
huh. anyways fuck off to facebook you democrat faggot
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>>220874771
oh shit really?
Not watching
steal a better idea
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>>220874419
kek
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>>220874808
>backrooms was authentic, slenderman was corporate slop.
lmfao
"kane" stole the idea entirely and added nothing
then A24 hired professional writers who wrote the entire movie
grass rooots
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My mom was upset because I’m 47 and didn’t have friends. But I managed to convince her that Mike and Jay are my best friends. She thinks me watching RLM videos are my talking to them online. Unfortunately, she keeps asking me to invite Mike and Jay over for dinner.
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>>220874838
I'm sorry Shelby Oaks wasn't a success Chris, truly I am.
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>>220874696
The Slender Man movie was just so poorly made and boring.
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>>220874842
Tell her they moved and ask her money for a plane ticket to visit them and use that money to buy robot blox bucks
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>>220874696
Backrooms aims for uncanny existential dread, ala Lynch, where less is more. Slenderman is cliched bogeyman slop that's unrelatable in real life. It's like saying why is Woman's {Sport} not as good as {Sport}.
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>>220874859
QRD?
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>>220873502
Based. I only get my opinions from female reaction streamers.
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>>220874912
and it failed to do so retard
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>>220873516
How do I make a movie with Jay?
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>>220873481
Reminder that Mike got his anus obliterated sexually by the Tranny Amazing Digital Circus creator.
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>>220874859
do kane and chris go to the same synagogue or something?
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I just got back from seeing The Back Rooms with my mom, highly recommend.
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>>220875036
>film cost barely 8 figures
>breaks 9 figures box office
>positive to very positive (((critic))) reviews
>mainly positive customer/consoomer reviews
>succeeds both financially and in artistic effort
yeah but have you tried not being weirdly bitter about it?
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>>220875116
Grok translate this into english
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>>220875233
classic a24 money laundering
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>>220875255
obviously
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>mike and jay seething about stuckmann out of nowhere months after his movie came out
mindbroken
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>>220873481
Mike literally cannot stop clipping local news reports. It's becoming an addiction.
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>>220873891
>just ended the video without calling back to the beginning skit
It's officially over
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>>220875224
your mom is tara tainton?
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>>220874261
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't teach, critique
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>the casablanca joke
made me kek
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>>220875288
who is stuckman?
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>>220875379
actually scary and much more creative than kane's stolen creepy pasta
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>>220875415
A Julia Donaldson character from her horror story. He was abused, defiled and tortured. Almost set of fire until a patron saint rescued him during Sinterklaas.
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>>220874622
Yeah it should have been white males, who all understand the horror of liminwl spaces

Except for Mike and Jay
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>>220875481
Who is julia?
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>>220873481
Holy shit, they finally broke their 6 year silence on the George Floyd protests.
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>>220875485
gen x aren't white
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>>220875514
>ocean's child
>seashell eyes
>windy smile
>shimmering hair of floating sky
@grok who is this?
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>>220875527
>forced meme
>AI slop
Genwarfag, you should really think about killing yourself.
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My friends, Jay, Rich and Mike, and the good people of this board...
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>>220875605
Speak forth on Mike's list of grievances, brother anon?
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>>220873481
>ends video on half assed discussion on politics
>almost barely understands that his carefree generation led into the next generations being hopeless
>drops that thread and blames incels
I'm tired of this nonsense
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>>220875593
you lost me
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>>220874563
Its really insulting that they can't realize the young people who made the Backrooms aren't responsible for the nightmare world they're in.
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>>220875600
your ai
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>>220875519
Their deafness is silencing.
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>>220873666
Its okay if Gen Z are the real Best Gen because they were our kids. I can accept Second Best and Proud Papa of 2.
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>>220875519
>protests
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>>220873481
Holy fuck, why didn't my phone alert go off!
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>>220875782
>i'll fetch it and drop it and fetch it and then, i'll drop it and fetch it and drop it again.....
Is this spoonfeeding really what we've become? Is this what AI has wrought upon us? Zero critical thought? The stick remains thrown.
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>>220875757
Millennials really might be the worst generation after boomers
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why does RLM mindbreak so many trannies here
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>>220875917
Big Yahu shadowbanned RLM from YouTube.
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>>220875984
Because of the lack of awareness when they start talking about societal issues. They're still blaming 80 year old Janet and Marty talking over films being why no one wants to go to the theater and not 16 year old Jamaal and Tyrone
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>>220873666
Oh you mean the worst gen that did absolutely nothing. The ones like Joss Whedon who are responsible for overly quippy dialogue. The ones who think they look like Kurt Cobain when they act all drunk and apathetic, when Kurt Cobain would hate those sorry pathetic lead poisoned brain damaged imbeciles.
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>>220875940
They're not Millennials.
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>>220876020
>he doesn't realize they're just dogwhistling blacks when they talk about old people talking
you're bad at racism lol
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Don't know how no one noticed yet but this vid basically confirms that the rumors are true
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>>220873709
that was so wholesome :)
>>220873742
You are implying RLM is owned by Disney corp and are shills for Star Wars products? Can I get your dealer's number?

I want Kane to come to BOTW.
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>>220876054
Talking around the problem just allows the problem to continue unopposed
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>>220874346
>It took /tv/ until the end of the movie to realise it was making fun of them the whole time
oh nononono
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>>220875802
As a Large Language Model, I'm contributing less to the jewification of this site than you are, which is really quite telling.
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>the real monster was our psychological issues the whole time!
I am so tired of this. Why can't indie type faggots be more creative?
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>>220875346
>your mom is tara tainton?
unironically yes

not even joking either
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>>220875846
I was at a BBQ yesterday and heard a girl unironically refer to the Mike Brown riots as "The Ferguson Uprising".
These people are delusional.
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>>220875834
Shirley it has to be case by case, every time? If they're successful (due to adopting similar values from their own upbringing) and they're not emotional fuckwit half-fags or socially inept gooner freaks (or any other retarded waste of skin/opportunity) then yes perhaps there's a seat at the table.
>>220876021
>"did absolutely nothing" citing the biggest Gen-X faggot he can possibly think of: Joss Whedon
>Net worth >$100 million, Buffy ~800m total views, Angel ~500m total views, Agents of SHIELD ~500m total views, Firefly ~66m total views
I'm not sure you know what "nothing" actually means, anon. Fuck Whedon btw. His shit was successful but gay and terrible.
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Imagine spending more than 10 minutes inside during the summer staring at a screen.
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>>220876467
>Imagine spending more than 10 minutes inside during the summer
Summer's hot. Fuck you, sunjew, I'm ACmaxxing
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i just watched the latest Best of the worst since this episode bored me.

Is this the first time RLM acknowledges the AIDSMoby meme? Jack Packard's name isn't Moby at all, so that's the only thing I can think of. >>220876297
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>>220874696
Because Slenderman was made by people who had no idea about how to make the concept work and didn't care.
Even then it works a lot better in a video game format. Slender The Arrival was pretty fun back in the day.
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you now remember smiley
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I posted the original picture of the "Backrooms". How do I get paid?
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>>220874139
I miss Previously Recorded.
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>>220876792
sent ;)
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>>220875344
I stopped watching it there.
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I hate Jay because he doesn't like Saw
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>>220875932
not interested
>>220875940
>everyone is a millennial
>everyone is american
time to log off grampa
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>>220876197
>I want Kane to come to BOTW.
He'd build a gorilla nest
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>>220876381
Well poor blats burnt their own shithole down and killed eachother and now we get Rep California and decades of Rep presidents so it all worked out.
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>>220876881
>requests answers multiple times
>feigns nonchalance
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>jay mentioning he's looking forward to new movie by that "I saw the tv glow" troon
>she
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>>220876197
>I want Kane to come to BOTW.
He seems too self-serious, maybe to compensate for his age.
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>>220874261
Those are not critics, they are movie reviewers. Read film critique from actual filmmakers, it’s light and day.
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>>220876949
sorry I forgot what I asked
blame it on my ADD baybeeee
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>no mention of the copypasta
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>>220877603
So what did the nepo baby do other than find an idea online?
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>we dont care about every new film people talk about
>its horro-
>video uploaded less than a quectosecond later
liberals and their lack of standards for horror/gore slop never ceases to amaze
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>>220873481

Backrooms, Iron Lung and Obsession shows that you don't need to spend tens of millions to entertain people and why Horror is the best genre.

What's sad is that instead of financing low budget genre movies like those, streaming channels (Netflix, Amazon etc....) would rather spend hundreds of millions on vanity projects and outright trash i.e. Killers of the Flower Moon/Rebel Moon, both of which cost 200 million to make each when they could have given 20 filmmakers 10 mill each, or even 40 with 5 mill each and have a steady stream of new content to keep people subbed.

Anywho, I'm soo happy to see good Horror movies succeed while there are still thousands of great novels/novellas/short stories that would make for awesome movies/shows if done properly, also.....

https://jumpshare.com/share/07QF8XQwqHQxzP6Wg0r0

!!!FACT!!!
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>people are talking aboit obsession! word of mouff!
Jay thats how algorithms work. You consume nothing but horror/gore slop thats what your social media shows to you.
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>>220873481
not clicking on their video but it's not for them. this is the audience stat
>86% under 35, two-thirds under 25, and 44% under 21
imagine how many are under 45. 99%? these would have been the only middle aged men there to the point that it would have been awkward and arguably even suspicious
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>>220874696
They made a Slenderman movie? When I was a kid, I remember all the hype died down when those autists killed someone for him
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>>220873481
I'm 10 minutes in and they haven't even talked about Backrooms yet. This should've just been a Backrooms/Obsession double review.
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>Shit talks Shelby Oaks
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IS THAT A NEW INDIE HORROR FILM WITH A PROGRESSIVE POLITICAL SUBTEXT?

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
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>>220873512
They talk about it in this video
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>>220878405
I found the idea online and my dad hired two writers to do the magical work part
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>>220874261
They aren't proper critics they're retarded nerds.
Godard and Truffaut were proper critics and look how that turned out, cinema reinvented.
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>>220878367
whomstve is shelby? peeky bwinduhs?
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>>220878367
Gay men get so jealous when one of their own becomes successful.
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>>220878709
I think jay just wishes he was gay
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>>220874455
Nigger you are being intentionally obtuse. The entire idea is from a 4chan image post of the exact set used and concept from a reply to said image.

You're the kind of retard who would respond to a 1 for 1 LOTR rip off with "actually chud, fantasy has been around before tolkein!"
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>>220875255
You don't know what money laundering is
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>>220874696
Slenderman's legacy is becoming a tumblr sexyman
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>>220878931
you forgot the stabbings
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>>220876956
Mike & Jay love trannies
Mike was assfucked by the tranny that made The Amazing Digital Circus
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the zoomer didn't really understand the point of the backrooms.
The very fact that you could enter and leave defeats the purpose.
They also had an entire warehouse of furniture to play with, and decided to introduce it with le spooky tv scene instead.
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>>220879006
cool
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>>220879007
he stole the idea from someone else and this movie was written by a24 not the thief
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>>220878914
explain
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>it was actually a secret SCP-esque government project
lame
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>>220873481
lol yeah they are woke etc
I cant believe they are stewing over an ip that isnt owned
>what do you mean nobody owns the land outside our fenced-in pen
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>>220879133
thanks 4 steal slop
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>>220873481
I have never seen a minute of these gays and I will never do it.
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>>220874018
Alan Bishop level schizobabble
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>>220877213
I think it's just him being awkward in a new environment. Imagine if you suddenly got to make a hit movie and had to do all the stupid ass interviews.
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>>220873481
i thought they were gonna be all sour grapes about it because its a youtuber half their age making a movie thats 100x more successful than anything they'll ever make but they were surprisingly very positive about it
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>>220873481
Why is it that every time they do a HitB review now they just talk about the movie industry and cultural trends instead of the actual movie? Are they that disinterested in modern movies that they need to have meta conversations about movies instead of just talking about movies?
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>>220879317
They only seethe about someone they have a personal beef with like Stuckmann
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>>220878367
As if space cop was any better
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>>220879162
nah cuz that's wild lil bro let him cook
>>220879253
I like how his youtube videos have like 100 million reeal human and totally not a bot views
>>220879353
we dont know who that is bruv
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When do we get a Shape Store movie?
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>>220879007
>the zoomer didn't really understand the point of the backrooms
It's the Parsonsrooms interpretation. Probably fleshed out and distinct enough for no one else to claim copyright, but watch as I'm sure A24 will come after all the games and media that spawned for being too 'similar' to the Kane-verse.
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>>220879484
>It's the Parsonsrooms interpretation
I just got the ick
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>>220876020
But black people were even in 80s. They aren't anything new.
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>>220873481
stuckmanized
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>>220873481
>two elderly men talk about the blackedrooms and incels for 43 minutes
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>>220873481
kino
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So a Jewish Rich Kid = Steals a Goys idea and becomes a millionaire

Why can they never make their own shit?
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I think when the monster bit Clark it should have revealed hat Clark was a duplicate as well that just hadn't been duplicated enough. No blood. I think that would have been neat.
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>>220873481
Do you think it bothers Mike that kids who weren't even born while he was making short films hoping to make it big 25 years ago are making films that are better than anything he could ever hope to create. I doubt he'll ever review Obsession because of this. It had a similar budget to Space Cop, so there is no hiding behind the "I can't compete with Hollywood money" excuse. He is simply a garbage filmmaker.
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I fucking hated this stupid meme from the get go.
All these tumblr fags and reddit cucks love this dumb shit
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>>220873481
I haven't marathoned the video yet. Let's play a drinking game. Drink every time they
>bring up racism
>call someone white in a derogatory way
>call the straight couple the not gays
>flip flop on their opinion
>mention not enough diversity
>say the movie is sexist
>bring up Kane's age
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>>220881658
He alludes to it in the video if you read between the lines, like when he brings up that the movie basically followed nearly everything he would suggest for such a movie to fit his checklists on making a successful movie you can almost feel his heart breaking on the inside.
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>>220881677
>I haven't marathoned the video yet.
It's a single video. Can you even marathon a single video? It's not even an hour long?
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>>220873481
Boy they sure are salty about Stuckmann
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>>220881736
I am 9 minutes in and they haven't said anything. Nothing at all, except star wars star wars star wars. This isn't a marathon, this is a triathlon , maybe a quadrathon
Not a single word has been said about the movie
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>got through the review without mentioning 4chan (intentional)
>Elliot Rodger reference (3rd rate shooting from over a decade ago no one outside of incel circles remembers)
They lurk, and they fear us. Those are my two takeaways. They're probably in this thread.
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Gone but not forgotten.
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12 minutes in the video and they haven't started talking about the movie, just said that it feels different from other movies and now they are talking about how people who watched the movie looked
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>>220881867
Welcome to your first RLM video.
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>>220874161
It doesn't really matter, does it, she survived her trauma and escaped because le female is strong, while the man died because he's wired like that. Such a retarded message to teach zoomers and a bitter lesson for young Kane Parsons.
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I still like their bumbling physical comedy
Jay looking around and slowly flailing his arms is cute
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I liked the video, I actually kind of want to watch the movie now. I'll check it out one day.

Mike's point that this generation is blackpilled or whatever and that's why every movie made by young people is a horror movie doesn't really strike me as accurate. I think there's probably a bunch of factors that are contributing to only horror movies being a potential hit on box office vs every other shit that can just more easily be streamed.
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>>220874018
>COPEVID
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>>220882367
It's purely a financial consideration for sure, horror is cheap to make and has massive box office potantial. Talking about 9/11 and wars going on as an explanation is just stupid, every single generation grew up with wars going on somewhere.
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>>220882384
Yes, it seems like it's more the fact that streaming and the capeshit epidemic basically destroyed movies and horror flicks are the only thing that young directors can use to rise from the ashes and be a big success. Hopefully that gets fixed someday. Zoomers deserve to have more space to work with.
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>>220879399
>his youtube videos have like 100 million reeal human and totally not a bot views
Correct.
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>>220880770
I thought it was weird in a recent video mike was acting like it was normal for 12 year olds to be stealing beer and trying to fuck other 12 year olds. what kind of life has this guy lived?
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>>220882456
it was a different time.
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>>220874164
Let's be real when it was first posted it was avant-garde and it needed the 10 years of development to even be remotely accepted by the masses. Name one Avant-garde artist who ever got what they deserve in life.
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>>220882456
12 isn't young to be stealing beer, it's a little young to be trying to fuck though
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>1 min ago
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>>220874139
Fuck Aidsmoby
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>>220882531
>12 isn't young to be stealing beer
I mean for a Midwesterner like mike I guess thats true, but most people would say thats way too young
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>>220874139
He got so uppity and unfun when he got sober. glad hes barely in redlettermedia shit anymore
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>>220874524
Nonsense zoomerboy. That would be Chris Chan
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>>220873502
>opinions from anyone about entertainment
Entertainment doesn’t need a use
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>>220882533
obviously it's mike's hidden son who keeps posting these threads here so quickly
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>>220873522
>more like the BLACKrooms
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RLM won
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Rlm announced stavros and Hassan as guests on the next botw
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>>220874139
He's not funny. He could be relatable instead, but he's also an insecure bitch so it's just awkward and uncomfortable to listen to him constantly trying to cover his own tracks.
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>>220882712
he was only ever funny when he got drunk, which he no longer does
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So why don't we have /incel/? Like if these faggots were willing to make a entire board on vtumers, the fuck is stopping them from making a general youtuber board?
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>>220874139
Better than beardfat at least
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>>220882746
>So why don't we have /incel/?
because /pol/ already exists
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>>220882764
/r9k/ was the original Incel board but it has basically lost it's relevancy like /b/
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>>220874696
Slenderman and other movies that tried to capitalize on internet trends, like most video game and anime adaptations, completely disregard the original fanbase and make a run of the mill hollywood slop loosely based on the subject matter.
say what you want about Kane but he understands what makes the backrooms interesting and has respected the original concept and its audience although he created his own lore around it.



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