You have complete creative freedom but it must be a hard reboot. Beyond that you may do whatever you like with the series and characters. Where in the timeline do you want to start? Who are you casting first?
Delete all of it because it's a franchise for children and anyone over the age of 12 still caring about it should be swiftly executed.
>>220873489Erase the sequel trilogy, the antagonists are a corrupt authoritarian sect of the new republic Basically just copy Zeta Gundam
>>220873489I would immediately give Tony Gilroy ten billion dollars to make whatever commie propaganda he wants. I would also publicly flog Rian Johnson and Tar and Feather JJ Abrams.
>>220873546Reboot Star Wars can have titties and some gore in it. Kids today are used to that shit. Leia won’t be wearing a slave outfit this time. Light sabers aren’t going to cauterize wounds anymore.
I'm hiring red letter media, specifically Rich Evans, to help write a guideline for a proper story arch across a new trilogy of films. It would take place in the far far future of the cannon, so far a part from the current timeline that we can get away with not calling it a reboot. The main trilogy would be a lot of war slop, while making a few day in the life disney plus shows from various factions showing up in the films.
>>220873559Pretty much this There is a great sorta Julius Caesar coup type political story in the prequel and the story of Anakin Skywalker becoming evil can be made good. Basically the idea for the prequels is good, George Lucas just needed some critical input and to let an actual competent director make them. Particularly someone non-autistic so the actors can actually get to give good performances. So yeah I'd have him start by remaking the prequels. Scratch the prophecy shit though
>>220873489fuck you and your timeline for ants faggot op
>>220873489Start over from Star Wars (1977)
>>220873489I embezzle a fuck ton of money, and deliver an absolute pile of garbage. Best thing for the brand. Just let it fucking die already
>>220873910lol blind
Immediately decanonize andor. Remake it as an animated series but this time ahsoka saves bix from being raped
>>220874051also I’d give syril and dedra redemption arcs and make them jedi
The only way to fix it, is MORE Glup Shitto
>>220874487Incredibly based
>>220873489FULL MORATORIUM ON ALL STAR WARS MEDIA FOR A DECADE MINIMUM.
>>220874617you will get a fresh reboot of "A New Hope" and you will shut up and like it!Millie as Princess Leia. She is now the lead character. Luke is trans.
Make grogu get a red light saber and behead the mandalorian. Make the entire trilogy about grogus rise to sith lord. Make the light side a bunch of progressive sjw that ruin everything and only the dark side can restore order in the galaxy.
>>220874959You jest but I hate that the empire and rebels aren’t both a bit more grey. I love that Andor tried to introduce a bit more nuance to the rebellion.
>>220873489My full reboot starts with my personal fav project everthat I've been shilling for almost 10y o nthos board:>a prequel set between ep 3 and 4>it's a terminator movie, and Vader is this unstoppable monster that's chasing an entire group of jedi that survived order 66>Vader succeeeds, and all the jedi are slain(imagine a whole movie like the last ep of the maul show) Then we do classic trilogy, except it's not fucking endor but wookie planet. There is no endor. Dunno how to fix the prequels because I kinda like them. I would keep the clone wars as a project between 2 and 3, with a digest of the best storylinesTime fuckery in rebels don't happen, asoka is killed by Vader. And this tragedy is setup in the clone warsMaul shadow lord can stay as it is (for now, S2 can fuck it up) We also adapt that mini cycle of Vader stand alone comicSequel trilogy does not happen
Can I just use AI to fix Star Wars: Episode IX and have General Hux and the First Order win and start an empire that lasts a thousand years and there are no more Skywalkers?
>>220874051>but this time ahsoka gets rapedFTFY
Hard reboot means rebooting EVERYTHING including the OT btw.
>>220873489Kill everyone at disney
>>220874764>you will get a fresh reboot of "A New Hope" and you will shut up and like it!black Han Solo?
>>220876553Scott Eastwood
>>220876573He has less charisma then the white dude from Avatar.We need an actor that girls can get wet to. Like how McKenna Grace still wants to fuck Anakin.
Why did they have to make rotta hot? I'm not even gay
>>220876965I know I was being sarcastic lmao
>>220873489I can't get over how stupid the battle of Yavin calendar is. Imagine stating the year as "81 after Normandy". What did they even call dates before the death star battle happened? Goddamn lazy
>>220873546I'd much rather we execute 90% o the homeless before we execute star wars fans who pay for their own homes and taxes
>>220877038more like Rotta the Hot amirite?
>>220873489Remove the High Republic era because literally nothing of importance happened there, it only exists for Disney-era writers to add their gay fanfiction.Scrap everything since Disney took over, for that matter, just write it all off as a divergent timeline from when Ahsoka entered the multiverse or whatever the fuck she did, so anything involving her after that event is non-canon.Recast the original trilogy characters with people who look more like them from that era and do a proper sequel trilogy set a few years after Jedi, have the New Republic struggling with a new threat. Fuck, just throw it all out and adapt the X-Wing novels, everyone likes those.
>>220877185Roida the Hutt
>>220877263I’d rather see the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion than the gay ass sequels Disney gave us. Jedi and the Imperial remnants teaming up to stop a brutal extragalactic invasion. Shit would be kino.https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong_War
>>220873673lame and ungood
>>220877428You're gay
>>220877364>Hitler had to do it because the Soviets were going to invade Europereal original
>>220873489the fact that the empire lasted only 20 years until the star wars is gay as fuck
>>220877364>>220877567The Vong were fucking dumb but they're infinitely better than>uhh the empire collapsed like a week after Endor but not really because they were all in hiding on the outer rim and nobody bothered to check in for like 40 years>they were also making a giant battle station out of the only planet that makes lightsaber crystals, which Luke almost certainly would have gone to if he's making a new jedi academy>I guess he just forgot to mention it to anyone
>>220873489Just make George's sequels. I don't care how bizarre and autistic they are.
>>220877473nice trypride month doesn't start for another few hours
>>220877900Kek
Could Gerard Butler play a good Obi Wan Kenobi? If not him then Russel Crowe. He might be too old and fat now though.
Yuuzhan Vong are cool because they are immune to Jedi powers.It would prevent ridiculous >i am all the jedistuff happening
>>220873489>Everything other than the 6 movies is now no longer canon>Never touch the prequel era ever again There
>>220873489Palpatine is the good guy
Oh they should definitely get rid of the retarded teddie bears on Endor and just make them Wookiees like they originally planned to.
>>220873489Just do the main movies but in numerical order ("prequels" first), actually plan them out and connect them well, include some ideas from EU that are well recieved and throw in tie-in reboots of Clone Wars and all. Make it a bit more serious, more mature, except keep Jar-Jar Binks as main comedic relief for everything, and I mean everything.Sequel trilogy can be Vong I don't care. Post-credits scene for last movie is Darth Jar-Jar nuking new Jedi Order, killing all surviving characters and being elected Chancellor. Make nothing set chronologically after that. Hire lawyers to hunt down anyone that tries.
>>220873489It's an loose adaptation of War and Peace set 700 years after the events of the sequels, you don't hear jack shit about Jedi until the very end of the first film when Andrei Darklighter stumbled upon a lightsaber unearthed by the scars of war dug deep into the crustGungans are heavily involved in the last film of the trio
>>220873489Decanonize all of it except for The Last Jedi.
>>220873881>George Lucas just needed some critical input and to let an actual competent director make them.Lucas has always had issues with directors because SAG and the Director's Guild and Hollywood establishment organisations hate his fucking guts.
>>220875819Except Favreau. He has earned a reprieve.
>>220878220That'd be funny in its own right.>zero context of TFA>rebels are suddenly fleeing the empire or some shit, Leia's clearly gone senile>random black guy bails to hit up a casino mid-battle>luke is getting forced (no pun intended) to train some bitch he clearly hates>note: Han Solo died on the way back to Corellia
>>220873546>He never got to grow up as a teen following the teen protagonist of Star Wars to eternal glory
>>220878835>Leia's clearly gone senileWho the fuck is Leia?
>>220873547Probably be an easy way to hit all the marks, even keep the Empire showing up like Axis
I'll just boot up Empire at War and play it for a few dozen rounds on both sides and I'll write plotlines about all the in-game characters and make original ones as well, so my story will take place in and around the Galactic Civil War.I'll do what George did and cast only young and sexy actors; they have to be no names mixed in with theatre and screen legends to balance it out. I want actual or believable romance and chemistry within the performances. I want my Star Wars to be cool enough for kids to enjoy, but it has to have a little bit of a tinge of an adult edge. So I will titillate both guys and girls with more sexiness, bare abdomens and chests and all that but nothing too over the top. We're going to planets and locations never depicted on screen including original and fantastical ones. I wish to see Thule or Korriban or Nal Hutta or Raxus Prime for stories and set pieces. I would of course have focus on the Jedi/Sith conflict, but I would be much more inclined to seek out other religious orders or spiritual factions within the galaxy that partook in the force as well, from the benign to the heretical. I would also like stories about other royal houses within the galaxy seeing as how we had one with the Organa's and what with the popularity of the Game of Thrones crowd, surely there would be others either vying for what control they are still able to have what with the all encompassing presence of the Empire and the regime demands placed on them and how they deal with it, either being complicit or outright hostile. I would even step away from conflicts and such and see other simpler stories like what people did for for fun in the galaxy. I would also go hard, like 90s Shadows of the Empire/The Phantom Menace/The Matrix hype hard. I would have immense amount of toys and merchandise and comics and video games further fleshing out the setting and go overboard with it so that African kids are wearing t-shirts from my movies 20 years after release.
>>220877120>What did they even call dates before Jesus was born? Goddamn lazyRevolutionary France dated things based on the Storming of the Bastille if you want a comparable example from history
There's only so much Ralph McQuarrie artwork left to plunder, so I would definitely open the floodgates and allow other artists to help cultivate that timeless fantastical but familiar universe and that goes of course, in any and all direction, from art to wardrobe to sound design. My Star Wars movies must not only be palatable to the audience and to the consistency of the fandom but like its predecessors, it has to push visual and digital effects further than what we have already seen or at the very least, venture it into an area oft-not seen before. They are meant to be showcases for the latest and best advancements the industry has at the time of its release. That what gets created is what is going to be the driving force and tools used by the industry bigs in the future. I of course, don't want to merely pigeon hole myself into only one particular era. I'm also very open to exploring the distant past or the far off future of the setting. The Jedi and Sith conflict is an ancient one, so there should be no reason as to not depict it at its height, but also the Republic within at its absolute peak as well, like galaxy-wide Roman Empire heights and aesthetics.There is so much goddamn shit I can do with this that would make gangbusters in money, its insane.
>>220873489>where in the timelineHonestly I'd just do my own novel. It's entirely unrelated to anything established in the Star Wars series, but it's in enough of the same flavor it could be called "Star Wars">who am I castingNo names.
>>220873547This, make the ST in some other timeline or something and just go from there. Not like anyone cares anymore anyway
Make the thrawn trilogy into movies. Can't believe the thrown trilogy isn't canon.
>>220876965>We need an actor that girls can get wet toB-but what about muh defying beauty standars?!’?
>>220873489A movie of Darth Vader doing cool Vader things for 1 hour 30 minutes.
>>220879697
6 hour Blacks on Blondes
>>220873489Let's go the Nolan Odyssey routeWe need rappers. We need trannies. We need ugos. Let's do it all
>>220873546This
>>220879751Like one of the greatest actors of our generation said once: "Let's shoot this shit"
>>220873489erase sequelscompletely redo the prequels to mesh better with the OT
>>220873489Delete everything after Empire Strikes. Hire James Cameron to rewrite the OT finale.
>>220873489Trilogy of loose adaptations of The Old Republic storylines.>Movie 1>adaptation of the LS Sith Warrior storyline from SWTOR>standalone film on its own, simple satisfying story of a Sith apprentice getting his revenge against his master who betrays him>keep Vette romance>keep LS Jaesa but introduce Jedi Council with Satele>minor loredumps about Revan for next movie>film ends with SW killing Darth Baras and getting accepted by the Dark Council as the Emperor's Wrath>Movie 2>loose adaptation of Shadow of Revan>Emperor's followers keep harassing SW and he gets fed up, denounces himself as the Wrath>Revanites wreaking havoc, Dark Council and Jedi Council team up>introduce Scourge and Kira>flashy climax with Emperor-controlled Revan against everyone, no retarded split Revan personality from the game>film ends with the Emperor awoken and calling out SW >Movie 3>first half is an introduction to Valkorian/Vitiate, second half is a direct adaptation of Echoes of Oblivion>start out with Valkorian killing Marr>Vitiate targeting Satele, who asks for help from SW and crew>direct adaptation of Echoes of Oblivion, everyone against Tenebrae >trilogy ends with SW killing Tenebrae and Satele dying peacefully Direct adaptations of KOTOR I and II wouldn't work, the Revan twist is more impactful in video game form and KOTOR II would absolutely not draw in any big crowds aside from EU autists.Kids just want to see lots of Jedi and Sith running around again.
>>220879944>Direct adaptations of KOTOR I and II wouldn't workAgree. You can't possibly translate all the game-breaking bugs into the medium of film.
>>220879896Keep the medichlorians though. Right?
>>220873489I remake the original film, shot-for-shot, except that Han definitely shoots first and I clean up all the stupid CGI garbage out of Mos Eisley. Basically, I get around the strings of not being allowed to re-release the original version of the only good film in the series.
>>220873489>X-Wing, Rogue Squadron films with *some* linkage to Rogue One>Hot rodding old Republic shit, using racing as cover for development (first film's like Ep. 1 podracing, but like contemporary War Bird races out in Vegas with WW2 & planes)>Get all the authors of the above novels on board for writing group on scripts; they'll be their own marketing at Conventions regardless of how much used>Tie Fighter television show ANIME, like that one short film, but showing the Empire to run through the entire X-Wing trilogy development (ball park 7 years)>revive LucasArts and re-greenlight the shit like 1313 that got shitcanned by Iger & KennedyThe above is the war chest builder, the main object is doing George's original sequel treatments justice thereafter (like Shadows of the Empire & the Specialized OT were to prepare for the Prequels). George may not live to see it through, but he'll be around for consulting for the next decade at least, probably. Have to make use of him-- he's the only selling point for Star Wars across generations; Boomers want to take their grandkids to see the end of the story, not The Rat's lazy cash grab fan fiction. >STARKILLER one-off, or duology at most>Tease Vader actively encouraging seditious movements across the empire with his old stock Clone Troopers in the 501st training up new human recruits to be good enough to do Order 66 mop up while Vader's scheming elsewhere>Tarkin & him reminisce about The Clone Wars service, and discuss Counter Insurgency strategy, and interservice rivalry with ISB>Senate on the verge of dissolution by Palps subplot, then the Starkiller family crest origin for the Rebels' logo (saving some of the dissenting Senators)^Primarily testing the waters for large scale CLONE COMMANDO Band of Brothers/The Pacific television series, then a film which bridges Revenge of the Sith Battle of Coruscant, Order 66, and the finale of TCW. Get Karen Traviss from the novels on board (if only for scripting a game).
>>220879662That's why they scored big with the Rey actress>Do guys want to fuck her?Not really but we will>Are girls threatened by her?Not really but they will
Just continue where the last trilogy ended.EPISODE X:Make it a copy of episode VI but worse. Kill the most beloved character of the previous trilogy.EPISODE XI:Make it have NOTHING to do with the previous movie and kill another beloved character of the previous trilogy for good measure.EPISODE XII:Just... make Kylo Ren the final antagonist of the trilogy for no reason. Also, don't explain why he is alive, that's a story for another time. Also, kill all characters from the previous trilogy.NOTES:All characters are trans.
>>220881654>All characters are trans.You mean they're all descendants of Kelly Marie Tran? Or rather, her character Rose?
>>220873489Ditch all the sci-fi bullshit. How am I supposed to identify with a character if he has magic powers and flies around on a spaceship? Make a movie about normal people for once.
>>220881735I meant trans as in born men and turned "female" through surgery. Sorry I wasn't specific enough
>>220881788>turned "female" through surgery.Sounds like something Clone-Palpatine would do.
>>220873489Reboot to the morning after yub nub. Focus on luke and mara jade moving forward. Femoids get a girlboss, fellas get a waifu. Win win.
>>220881972Also i would do young krea/aran Kai (was it ever confirmed she was kai?)
>>220881972>mara jadeYou must REALLY hate George Lucas and his vision.
>>220877135Star wars fans live in their moms' basements.
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>>220879360And they swifly came back to Anno Domini. Same with the ruskie commies.
>>220877364No one wants to see this, please stop trying to stick us with turd after turd because you can't help yourself being a contrarian faggot troll
>>220873489by an ad filoni
>>220882085Didn't that guy make a compeltely hollow shell of a terrible fan film about Vader and proved to everyone that he has no idea what he's talking about?
>>220882018I'll take Mara Jade over jar jar binks and ahsoka any day of the week.
>>220873489I’m make a trilogy of hard core degenerate incest clown porn and call it Star Wars, censoredof course, 10 years later I would release the uncensored version.
>>220882173Sure you would. But that just shows that you are more a fan of Star Wars fan fiction than you are of the original author's work.
>>220882225>10 years later I would release the uncensored version.Tom Hooper, is that you? And does that mean we'll get the butthole cut in 2029?
>>220873489I tell a story about a sandcrawler that gets attacked by sandpeople. All the Jawas die except one. He scavenges the most valuable cargo and makes his way across the desert on a Hobbitian type adventure. He runs into a Krayt Dragon. A sand people encampment. Dewbacks. Those weird guard dudes at Jabba's Palace on patrol. Throughout he loses more and more of his treasure. Becomes forlorn but eventually makes his way to Mos Eisley and doesnt die.
>>220873489I make Jew Baka the main protagonist.The universe was promised to him 3000 years ago and he's actually infiltrating the rebels to subvert the whole human race.
Just drop a movie with no context and barely any info other than vague pictures of yet another space war. Only like a week before the premiere show Ben Solo's dusty arm twitching to life.The trilogy is about a new republic faction wanting to strongarm themselves through ye olde droid armies and making up imaginary terrorist faction to justify It. The terrorists also use religious themes. That puts the hotshot protag and the Coruscant librarian lady on a Indiana Jones adventure for a 'religion thing'. They find some armored caped dude who is Ben in disguise. His entire subplot is that he got revived temporarily to fix whatever Force oopsie Rey did, due to being "all the jedi". She shows up once as a force ghost and that's It, leave the details for a novel or something.Also, Hotshot and Librarian Lady romance, literal space ninjas, Ben becomes more and more like a Kurosawa ronin across the trilogy, there is exactly ONE lightsaber in the whole trilogy and shows up only at the trilogy finale. Ben uses a vibra sword. Villain is a super space ninja man and a Palp loyalist. Has a hot sidekick lady. There's a space battle over a space train and the protags on It.
>>220881654>Make it a copy of episode VI but worse. Kill the most beloved character of the previous trilogy.Who's left, that people actually care about?
>>220881735Remember when they tried to get rid of all the unsold Rose Tico figures?https://www.fashionandfandom.com/home/2019/2/5/send-a-dozen-rose-ticos-to-your-valentine-this-year
>>220873489>it must be a hard rebootStar Wars is dead and dead. Disney killed it. For Star Wars to be revived, it needs to completely disappear from the public consciousness for at least an entire generation. No cartoons, no tv shows, no side stories, and no movies. Complete removal from the zeitgeist. There should be no attempt at a comeback for at least twenty years, minimum. Then, when sufficient time has passed and the public has all but forgotten about Star Wars, produce the first movie in absolute secret. Bring it back without all the usual years-long hype. Surprise the public with the news in the summer about a release in late fall, perhaps just before the Christmas-New-Years break.Then, the story. Movie 1 of the trilogy - Begin at the beginning. Start the story just before the emergence of force sensitivity. Those with force sensitivities are thought to be witches. They are outcast from society. They learn to survive on their own. Movie 2 - A rift forms within the force sensitive camps leading to the formation of the Jedi and Sith orders. A race for technology begins. Fast-than-light travel is made possible. The discovery of exotic materials on other planets lead to the creation of laser weapons such as swords. A civil war is brewing. Movie 3 - War begins. Heros emerge on both sides. The Sith emerge victorious, plunge the region of the galaxy into imperialistic rule. The Jedi flee to survive, start a new colony in a remote hidden area. They train their young, who begin to show a level of force powers greater than anyone has ever seen before. A new hope is sparked as the Jedi put their faith in the future.
>>220873489>Where in the timeline do you want to start?+45 to +50 after Yavin. However many years older Mark Hammill is now then he was in 1978. I'd reboot it with Luke as an old man in charge of a new Jedi order. Leia would be dead because Carrie Fisher is dead, Han would be dead if Harrison Ford didn't want to play ball which is likely.Luke is heading the new Jedi Order, there's a New Republic, Leia was its first chancellor; but she's dead now. Imperial remnants still have control over parts of the galaxy and one of them just teamed up with a new Sith to start shit and try to take over the galaxy. Use as much fan service extended universe stuff as you can to win back audiences, Thrawn, Dark Troopers, the Arc Hammer, the Star Forge, etc. Base the good guys motives around themes of duty and honor and have them actually be good instead of trying to wank yourself off deconstructing the hero's journey into some post modernist bullshit.
