This really happenedPeople really watched this
>>220873823The future is female!
>>220873823i found wanda's cleavage to be good in endgame, but not as good as it was in civil war which still remains her best cleavage in the scarlet witch outfit
Marriage with Evangeline Lilly
>>220873823And it was lambasted as pointless pandering by most.
>>220873823>THAAAAANOS! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT OF MY SEXDOLL! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUCK MY CLIT AND EAT MY SHIT!Powerful...
A bunch of people who don't know each other standing next to each other shooting lasers at things no one knows anything about
>>220873823>See this scene in the movie>If was fun>Later realize all the incels on the internet were genuinely unironically angry over thislmao
No idea how people loved this shit. Finally tried giving it a watch because somebody left their Disney+ signed in, I think infinity war? I lasted less than 5 mins
>>220873823>and everybody groanedfucking literallyit was fucking hilarious AFglad I never watched another Marvel capeshit after
>>220873823it wouldn't be so cringe if one of these characters wasnt basically a god who could do no wrong
>>220873823When I watched this in the cinema and this moment happened the audience all collectively groaned.It was such a shitty moment. It was treated as this big payoff but there was absolutely no build-up to it.
>>220874368Why was it fun?
Hell yea! Girls got it done!
>>220873823Thanos get nagged to death, the end.
>>220874496Same. Well it wasn't the entire audience but it was enough for the noise to be audible through the music and sound effects. I don't know what all was being said exactly but I can say with certainty they weren't cheers.
holy fuck i hate nerd culture
>>220873823Even females found it cringe but couldn't process it at the time. Then came the M-She-U and true fans finally realized>"Oh shit?! That weird scene in Endgame was the beginning of the end!"
>>220873823Why didn't Captain Marvel just fly into space with the gauntlet? Why was everybody trying to get it back to the mystery time machine? Wouldn't that break the multiverse more than they already had? Why didn't they just get the Time Stone (Alternate) to restore the Infinity Stones (Prime)? Why didn't Strange use the stone to reverse Tony's death? Why did he (Strange) only view 14,000,605 timelines? Why was he phaseshifting whilst doing so? Why did The Avengers all go to their respective heists at the same "time" so to speak, instead of one at a time to reduce risk? What was the advantage of three stones being in New York at the same time if three individual groups waste particles to go get them, instead of one or two people attempting to get all three and save particles for the primeline incase of failure? Why did they choose the most inconvenient moments to go back to? Why not go back to the formation of the universe, the Big Bang that created the stones, and just snag 'em while they're fresh? How did Steve even return the stones to the exact zeptosecond they were removed, shouldn't Strange really be the one to do it by utilizing the Time Stone to his advantage, and subsequently reuniting with the Ancient One who poses minimal/no risk of branching? Wouldn't Steve run into himself (and others) stealing the stones? There would theoretically be an infinite number of alternate (but same) Avengers appearing in those moments, how do you avoid that? How the hell do you even return the Soul Stone? Why did Banner tell everybody to not interact with the past because it could affect their present, even though five minutes earlier he claims this is impossible and the reason they can't kill baby Thanos? Why didn't they just go back to right before they detected the gamma signature of Thanos destroying the stones and chop off his head then steal them? That would remove any necessity of even returning them. Why didn't Joe Biden warn himself not to tongue his niece?
>>220874451Goddess. Gwyneth is a goddess, not a god.
>>220874789wtf is this gay nerd shit. stfu goy faggot
>>220873823remove the nigger and make the rest wear comicbook accurate outfits and there would be no issuesas is, it's just blatant virtue signaling
>>220874294Kek
>>220873823and I clapped while my wife's black boyfriend banged her right in the theater
>>220874504she was eating another cake at the time
>>220873823Who is the iron grandma
>>220874294LOL
Anyone else watched every MCU movie but then never watched this one?
>>220873823Imagine your house catching fire and your family is trapped inside. Now imagine a fire truck full of women firefighters shows up. KEK.
>>220874789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPk3NjYfmQ
>>220874789you don't have to question the narrative of Endgame, it was utter dogshit from the beginning and I wish they'd never reshot almost the entire film because they misunderstood dumb fuck normie audiences that didn't like how Infinity War made them feel bad
>>220874789I actually read your whole comment this time, shut the fuck up you autist. Overthinking dumb shit things makes you the moron.>Why not go back to the formation of the universe and snag them?I don't know nigger, maybe because the universe is massive and they don't know the point of origin for the stones. See how fucking dumb you are?
>>220873823>>220873883>>220873946>>220874368I hope the next Avengers film has a scene where all the heroes line up grouped by race
>>220875839The reboot will be mostly black.
>>220873823What if I say I never went to the movies to see those movies? I never joined the hype. The same I did for Lame Wars. When the new movies started to be in the movies I never went to see it because deep down I knew the magick was gone and now that fucking Disney owned it nothing good would come out of it. Only propaganda. Guess what? I was fucking right. I saved a lot of money and time by not being influenced by the zeitgeist of the times! God, it feels do good to not be a normie. I'm awake. I can see the lies. I can see the manipulation. I know why they do movies for and it is not to make money. ahaha I'm beyond your brainwashing tactics. I will disobey all the instructions. I will be free.
>>220873823>watch it with my girlfriend and her sister>that "SHES GOT HELP" scene happens and goes for like 10 seconds >they both groan and roll their eyes>that second long shot of Tony and Pepper blasting shit together>they both do a gigglesquee Even women get tired of the girlboss shit
>>220873823I'm proud to say that I've never watch this crap. Now feel free to give me your yous at your convenience.
>>220875758They can detect the stone's radiation signature, and if we (IRL) can detect the Cosmic Microwave Background then I'm sure The Avengers could use both, as well as whatever bumfuck technology they were using to pinpoint hyperspecific locations in space-time, to figure out the center of the universe and teleport there in a stargate.
>>220876799The Space Stone can teleport anyone or anything anywhere in the universe. It's how Thanos broke his beloved "Death" out of the Hell dimension.How close am I?
>>220873823>a woman wearing armor her husband made for her that she didnt help build or create originally>a woman that got shoe horned in at the last minute with her own solo movie after all the hard work establishing the franchise's popularity was done>a woman whos powers are her feelings and being an empath>a woman who sits in a lab all day while her brother runs an entire kingdom>an unstable woman losing her mind over no longer having her sexbot and clearly isnt fit to be a mother>some woman that left her entire team to die and drinks to avoid accountability acting like finally getting her shit together years later changes all the people she let die>they all walk up acting proud like theyve earned this shit and making a giant finale of a decade of hard work about themselvesgood representation. i love how any concept of accountability which if you think about it is just woman blaming others as per usual. so when a woman calls you an incel shes just admitting fault. like this retard as they always like any valid points >>220874368
>>220873823I like how three of these female characters have never even fought in any of the previous movies.
>>220877342>like any valid points*lack any valid points sorry I was using speech to text
>>220873823Kennedy was 100% behind this. After Mandalorian was a success she obviously had to cunt her way in and fucked with S2 which had the exact same gurl power scene at the end.
>>220873823peak soi nu-male era. thank god it's over
>>220876012>>>220874504>she was eating another cake at the time>Go watch Captain Marvel with nieces/>Girl Power montage of Carol standing up after falling down plays/>Uncontrollable laughter ensues.>Fat redditor 2 seats away is visibly upsethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3lSv-iCVE
>>220877455Are these things the ugliest collectable ever?
>>220877455seething faggot. Marvel was absolutely epic, now all we are left with is slow burn A24 films and movies based off 4chan posts
>>220875561Iron Man 3 was the last for me. The Gay Soldier one, Civil War and Endgame? No thanks, I am good.
>>220873823is the joke the asian one is the only one not using a CGI body because asians are already bug people?
>>220873823this scene exposes the bigger issue that the entire film is self-congratulatory and meant to be a celebration of the brand rather than an actual closing actit's like having all the women together in a wedding photo, it's a curation to preserve memories rather than a natural event
>>220877532have my reddit gold, sir
All I know is, DC is dead. Marvel won. Just like WWE destroyed AEW.
>>220875256God damn that is a huge bitch
>>220873823>let's give the twig-armed African girl punching weapons for her big war scene
>>220873823cried, applauded, shid myself
>>220873823>Oh no, the women got five seconds of attention in a franchise that's mostly about menHow pathetic do you have to be to get mad about this?
>>220873823Girls get it done!
>>220873823I didn't.Still havent
>>220873823This is when everyone woke the fuck up and realized how absolutely ass the MCU really was.
>>220878406It's patronizing for the girls and lame for the guys
>>220875256>can you explain what an incel is?Ho ho ho ho... Cheesa, eejah wahkee Chewbahkah! Ho ho ho!
>>220873823>Worst received scene in endgame>"Also, this is the direction we're taking the mcu from now on"Pretty much all marvel movies since 2019 have been flops. Who would have thought that going woke would result in going broke?
>>220878406Why do they get it if it's mostly about men? What did they do to earn it?
>>220875561Infinity War was the last one I watched in the cinema and I didn't see Black Panther before it which was fine because those characters basically added nothing to the plot.
>>220878894>wokekys
>one short cringe scene in an otherwise 10/10 movieI can live with that.
>>220873823I honestly don’t understand it. How could anyone be so out of touch that they thought women were the biggest audience for super hero movies and Star Wars?
>>220878406The worst part of all? None of the M-She-U actresses paid their dues. No casting couch = No hot chicks
Infinity War was a good movie.
>>220874294harhar
>>220879925They didn't think that. They thought they had the male audience in the bag so they tried to expand. They assume the cattle will eat any slop once they've got them.
>>220879731>otherwise 10/10 movieThat’s the complaint, the cringe scene drags down the rest of the movie. It’s like in A League Of Their Own which is already feminist slop but good, but there’s the scene where the strong black woman throws the ball all the way across the field and nods because she’s not allowed to play baseball because she’s black. I admire that there are no major black actresses in the movie but that little “We wuz Queenz” scene drags down the rest of the movie, same with everything that happens after the plane scene in Dark Knight Rises.
>>220880625Idk about that. They seemingly doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down on "the message" across all platforms and IPs.Only forced to deviate after they hired George Floyd to be their new Thanos and he did what his kind always does. Might be too late for "Doomsday" but we'll see.
>>220873823I cringed the first time I saw this and knew danger was on the way. I had no idea things would get as bad as they did.
>>220874789So the movie could happen.
>>220875256That's a literal monster.
>>220878887Nice
>>220879345We'd rather kill you.
>>220873823We all know about DEI casting and blackwashing, but no one talks about angry lady face. Women in movies and TV scowl now instead of smile. They want women to be unhappy for some reason.
>>220881110I actually looked around the theater (some people were cheering). And I yelled out to my boy a couple seats down,>"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."The girl behind me told me to be quiet so I punched her in the face.
>>220879925Look at that writer.Sir, we need a movie critic who will rave about every DEI...He's already at his desk.
>>220880851That's just it anon, they're continuing to double down on it because they're still under the impression that their old audience (i.e. men) are a captive audience and will support the IP regardless, hence why they're trying to experiment and appeal to women, blacks, gays etc. in order to make money off them too.Basically "lol who fucking cares the nerds will buy it anyway" except the nerds aren't buying it anymore because it no longer appeals to them.
>>220881632And I get that. Women don't show up. So they blame men for not going. Meanwhile all 5-7 people in the theater are males.Once again, DC is years behind the trends and are using the old playbook. Let's see how it works out, Cotton.
How are feminists not self aware
>>220881722Woke feminism has deluded women so much they forget that by nature the average male teenager could beat the shit out of the average adult woman, feminism is about conveniently forgetting this among many other realities
>>220881722>>220881809Every girl I date is a "feminist". It's a catch-all term. What else are they gonna say? "Yeah I hate other women"
>>220881898>"Yeah I hate other women"ironically most of them do. women will intentionally gossip and sabotage other women's lives and chances at success. women are very likely more sexist to their own kind then men are. and of course they blame men to avoid accountability.
>>220873823>No Zendaya>No Tomdaya PR>Hot women (not you Tessa)It seems like classic cinema now, a golden age
>>220874368>incelsLiterally kill your self already you ugly loveless whale
>>220873823I was only ever confused about why Pepper Potts just suddenly shows up in an Iron Man suit and thought I may have missed something somewhere, but Tony Stark was working on it in some scenes and like, okay, but why does she suddenly become a superhero?
>>220874429I don’t understand zendaya, why does she only look human under 600lbs of fake hair and cosmetics? Like why does her natural ugly sleepy face get used in all her movies then they try make her a different person who looks whiter for the PR? They spend billions forcing DEI but don’t actually like black women.
>>220875256It's simple we uh eat the incels
>>220883173She genuinely confuses me as well, why is she being forced everywhere
>>220883317My fucking sides
Marvel is garbage the only interesting things are Spiderman Ghost Rider and the X Men the rest are jobbers but even so they are better than DC
>>220881238You won't do shit, pussy.
>>220884830>capeshit is shit except for the capeshit I likeGood post saar.
>>220878887funny anon
>>220873823Do you think they are embarrassed by this looking back?
>>220874368It's embarrassing though. Everyone should feel shame.
>>220873823is this The Boys?
>>220886324No, they are clearly all woman
>>220873823a woman stood up and cheered in the cinema at this scene
>>220879925>How could anyone be so out of touch that they thought women were the biggest audience for super hero movies and Star Wars?Thhat's not what they hought, they knew that most of their fans were males, they just took those males for granted and thought that they would stick around, keep buying their products as they pivoted to pander to a female audience(that didn't materialise). There's a quote from a Dragon Age dev portraying this same sentiment, taking their male fans for granted and trying ti pander to females.
>>220881722Feminists tend to be stupid
>>220873823Nah, Infinite War shall forevermore remain last film, THANOS WON!
>>220874496This>10 characters who have never said a word to each other all pose together for no reason in the middle of a warzone
>>220873823Strong women are so amazing.
>>220878406>how SOCIAL SHAMING TERM do you have to be to THINK THING I DONT LIKE
>>220873823peak Biel would beat all those bitches together except for the bug one
>>220878887LMFAO
