Now that Hollywood is doing "4chan post" movies cast adaptions you'd want to see in the futureFor me it's Jacob Elordi in a "QUENTIN" adaption
GIGA-NIGGA and your seat numbers determine if your theatre viewing defeats him for the true-ending.Copyright - me.
They should make a movie about dubs guy killing people
>No Numa Numa guy biopic
Genuinely wasn't there going to be a GamerGate movie at one point?
>>220877539>Raid: Habbo HotelDirected by Quentin Tarantino>LongcatDirected by Guillermo del Toro>Ugandan KnucklesStarring Chris HemsworthDirected by Peter Jackson
>*why can't we be friends starts playing*>Chud: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN>Tranny: HAVE SEX INCEL>Both of them: I HATE YOU>*music turns into dark ominous score*>News Presenter: Last night the United States government passed it's hate speech resolution forcing many websites to close down under the new law, among those, The popular site known as 4chan...>Janny: Ohhhhh FU->*Back in Black starts playing*THIS SUMMER>Tranny: We're gonna have to work together unless we wanna spend the rest of our lives on social media!>Chud: What's so bad about that?>Janny: Well for one, They can see what we actually look like and our jobs...>*Music stops*>All three of them: AHHHHHHHH!>*Music restarts*WORLDS COLLIDE>2 second clip of the janny with a flamethrower>2 second clip of sneed turning to face the camera>Chud: I have two assault rifles, One for each gender, Freak>Tranny: There could be 1 million genders and none of them would wanna be seen dead with you!OPPOSITES ATTRACT>2 second clip of them both smiling at each other next to a campfire>2 second clip of a dragon breathing fire>5 second clip of Hiro in a GundamAND RULES ARE BROKEN>Tranny: The rules of warfare state we have to take these UN soldiers prisoner!>*Janny cocks a SPAS 12*>Janny: You know what they say about rules...>*BANG*4CHAN: THE MOVIE>*music stops*>UN General: Mr. President, An elite team is on it's way to reinstate 4chan...>Biden: ...Activate...Him...>5 second clip of moot powering up in a mech suit armed with a giant electric banhammerCOMING SOON>*post credits*>UN Soldier: W-Whatever they're paying you...I'll d-double it>*Janny smirks and reloads his shotgun*
>>220877685>>Longcat>Directed by Guillermo del ToroI can’t wait for the movie to not be about Longcat at all and it’s about children fighting fascism in the 1930s instead
A24 isn't hollywood. And this version of The Backrooms isn't 4chan. It's been havested from youtube.
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>>220877690>>UN Soldier: W-Whatever they're paying you...I'll d-double it>>*Janny smirks and reloads his shotgun*Fuckin' A
>>2208775394chan movies aren't new. Bad Ass, Slender Man and Karen have all been memory holed because two of them were put through a heavy wokeslop filter and one is associated with children attemptimg to murder their classmate.
>>220877539Mr. Bones Wild Ride is the one, obviously
>>220877690Kino alarm
>Familiar Faces starts playing>a bald man wearing nothing but a white bodysuit is seen walking depressed as he spots a small pond full of frogs, where he picks up one on a whim to take home as three years pass>but what he didn't know... Is that soon he'd want to croak!>Wojak: "Pepe! I came home from work and you already trashed the house" >Pepe, sitting on the couch: "It wasn't easy man, also the fridge is piss">Wojak: "Isn't it about time you got a job?">Pepe, smugly: "And isn't it about time you had sex?">two friends will find themselves>Wojak, distressed: "I should've never found you!">and maybe the police will find them too>Pepe: "You had cunny on your computer? ">Wojak: "The images are from ages ago, they're old enough by now!">but first they have to find a way out>Wojak "Dude where did you get this car? You're just a frog!>Pepe: "I know a guy. With a car. Actually scratch that, I never knew him, only that he had a car".>a way out... of this big pond!>Wojak is depressed at home, alone, looking at a picture of a younger, Apu-like Pepe>this summer is going to be>montage of dirty scenes>Billie Eilish gets run over by the duo>Wojak "did we just run over Billie Eilish?">this summer is going to be…>Pepe and Wojak cranking it out to Party Rock Anthem>this summer is going to be>MEAN GREEN AND PEEN>Pepe pulls down his pants to the cops chasing them while driving>Pepe and Wojak: the Meme-vie
>>220878373Slenderman was SA, wasn't it?
Cockmongler vs Grinman
>>220877649dubs guy would never!
>>220877690>UN Soldier: W-Whatever they're paying you...I'll d-double it>*Janny smirks and reloads his shotgun*Fucking kek.
>>220877685>Habbo Hotel "raids" were done in password protected rooms with other /b/eanersLe epic raid xDDDD
gorilla warfare
>>220877539A looooooong time ago I wrote a greentext story collection that still gets reposted on sites like Reddit, and which YouTubers have done dramatic readings of (and gotten hundreds of thousands of views with). Doubt anyone would be particularly interested in producing a movie about my psycho middle school classmate who screamed a lot of slurs, though.
>>220877690Could've been Larry Fink or George Soros instead of Biden, since the emails revealed Epstein recruited moot.
