>NO JUMPSCARES MEANS ITS GOOD!!!!
>>220883891jumpscares are shit tier no movie today makes you so immersed that a jumpscare would work
>>220884280okay...jay did you finally get around to watching rosemary's baby??? (filled with jumpscares btw)
>>220883891Jump scares are literally horror for 60 IQ brown people that are incapable of analyzing what they are seeing in real time (or at all for that matter).
>>220883891I say this but I look like the funny "gigachad" meme
>>220883891Were you the nigger that posted that tweet?
>>220883891Yes.
>>220883891That's right Jay
>>220884398dont make me tap the sign again... Hitchcock had jumpscares in his films, polanski had jumpscares in his films it is your kind of rlmite retards who dont understand what a jumpscare is
>>220883891Jumpscares are the only thing that even mildly scares me.Anything else is just a story, why would I be scared.
>>220884280>>220884398kubrick had 5 jumpscares in this scene alone in them ost iconic horror film of all time....but apparently this is bad filmmaking and """hollywood""" according to A24 zoomeroids and the jay baumanns of this world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGRNTzU7T-E&t=51s
>JUMPSCARES MAKES IT HORROR!! BEING STARTLED BY A LOUD NOISE IS THE PINNACLE OF TERROR AND FEAR!
>>220883891>JUMPSCARES BAD>One of his favorite horrors of all tome(Lake Dungo) is just an entire movie where everything builds up to one jumpscare in the end) what did he mean by this
>>220884569>ABSURD IMAGES ARE LE SCARY SLOWBURN FAMILY TENSIONS ARE LE SCARY AND UNSETTLING IM ALSO VERY HIGH IQ
>>220884576he styles himself as an argento aficionado and giallo films connoisseur which are practically 100 minutes of nothing but jumpscares
>>220883891Unironically, yes. Stay mad.
I'm afraid of jumpscares. I know I'm a pussy but I can't handle them ever since my cousin showed me that screamer prank
What movie has the most effective jumpscare? I'd say The Exorcist 3.
>>220884768the nü-It movies, especially part 2. at some point they got insanely boring
>>220884768Se7en when the sloth guy wakes up but apparently that a bad hollywoodized film that doesn't hold a candle to that apogee of filmmaking that is backrooms
>>220883891There should be like two jump scares max per movie movies like smile that just Spam them are completely forgetable
>>220884712https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780317611544597.webm
>>220885303FUCK YOU I AIN'T OPENING THAT
>>220885094there should be as many as posisble
>>220884588This but unironically
>>220884588this but ironically
