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Why was Marty so angry that Rust mowed his lawn? Shouldn't he have thanked him for being a good friend and neighbor and doing a chore for free? Am I missing something here?
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>>220884713
Just the same faggot threads, every day, multiple times per day.
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I have pooed my pants at least 4 times that I can remember.
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are you autistic or just retarded?
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>>220884713
respected work colleague returns his lawnmower and as a sign of appreciation mowes his lawn for him, alcoholic chud father responds by attacking him viciously out in public.due to bizarre paranoia that he tried to plow his wife(mow his lawn) projecting his own flaws (he was actively cheating at that time) onto Rust
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He was mowing gods lawn
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>>220884713
anon the subtext was Marty was threatened by rust being at his home talking to his wife he wasn’t actually upset about not getting to do lawn maintenance
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>>220884713
Because it's a reference to Kingpin..
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>>220884713
Because Marty is allergic to grass and unplanned mowing gives him the sniffles.
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>>220884822
So you're not counting the times you woke up with poo filled pants with no recollection of what happened?
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>>220884713
I wish that someone would mow my lawn for free when we leave for vacation instead of having yo pay 65 bucks for someone else to do it. What the fuck, 65 seems like a lot for an acre, no?
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>>220884713
You can ridicule me, you can beat me up, you can set my house on my fire, you can fuck my wife but..... mowing MY LAWN that's where I draw the line, I would literally go insane if you did that
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>>220884713
>zoomer who will never own a house detected
My favorite part of the weekend is mowing the lawn. I get to enjoy the crisp warm air, listen to a podcast, and get some exercise. Then I like to get my edger and weed wacker and go around the trees, house, flowerbeds, deck, patio, and pool area to make perfect lines and get all the grass I couldn’t get with my mower. Then I like to dive in the pool to cool down then relax on the deck with a cold glass of water and look at my lawn and take it all in and appreciate how nice it looks. I would unironically be pissed if someone mowed my lawn without permission too, I enjoy doing it.
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Rust kept mowing in flat circles and not straight lines which rust took as a subtle dig
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the lawn is a metaphor for michelle monaghan’s bush
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>>220884713
Because rust was at marty's home, alone with his wife.
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>>220884713
>the lawn he was mowing
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>>220884713
The more virile man has the higher right to the lawn and the woman. Rust did nothing wrong. It was Marty who was in the wrong, in not immediately apologizing and stepping aside.
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>>220886977
>Scene about the more virile man subduing the weaker man
>I- it's not about that! It's le heckin epic reference
I can smell your weakness.
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>>220884713
It's a dicklet thing. Normal dudes aren't wondering if they're being cucked 24/7 but it's all dicklets think about. They consider every man they meet a threat and are constantly anxious and angry.
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>>220890938
small dick energy and likely porn addiction.
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You don’t just mow another man’s lawn like that
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It's an american thing. You wouldn't get it.
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>>220884713
>I fucked your wife marty



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