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He's almost a decade younger than Spielberg was when he directed Jaws btw
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Nobody will remember this movie a month from now.
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>>220885276
Let's see if can pull off anything more elaborate than Blender demo reels
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>>220885289
nobody will remember you a month after you’re gone
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>>220885276
He's a Nepo baby
His father made deus ex game
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>>220885314
Nobody remembers him even now kek
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does it when human directed films are about to become obsolete, i hope he got his bag and won't end up in the permanent underclass like his zoomie mates
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>>220885336
HELLO SAAR

DO NOT REDEEM CHAT GI-BI-TI
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>>220885420
i'm sorry that i hurt you sensitive feelings zoom zoom
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>>220885276
ok but what's your point?
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>>220885276
This isn't his Jaws; it's his Duel
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>>220885289
>>220885276
>Steals a premise for 4chan
>Everybody keeps pointing out
>You can tell in interviews that this bothers him

Lol. Lmao.
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you are all just jealous bitches this guy is a multi millionaire your mom and sister would fuck him in the blink of an eye, he is driving the lamborghini while you are seething on 4chan we won
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>>220885706
we won
>says it from his mom's unkempt basement
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>>220885618
>being this retarded

Indian confirmed.

Newsflash: the last few weeks of box office clearly showed that audiences rejected generic slop that might as well have been AI generated (Mandalorian) and went to see Obsession and Backrooms.
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>>220885706
> this guy is a multi millionaire
He looks autistic as fuck. He’s just going to spend it all on model trains and shit
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>>220885706
he's not a millionaire LOL nobody ever gets rich off their first film

he got paid maybe hundreds of thousands
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>>220885892
And you think people watching C-list horror slop is a sign of good things to come? Why? Are you stupid? Oh, right.
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>>220885276
you're comparing this shit to Jaws?

and he didn't even come up with the idea
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>>220885276
spielberg didn't have a studio chaperone making sure things didn't go to absolute shit
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>>220885956
Kek you are so fucking mad at these movies succeeding
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>>220885892
The fact that a24 allowed a no name director to direct a film is exactly the kind of news that you should look for to confirm films are dead, but you are too retarded to take a hint.
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>>220885991
I don't give a fuck, I don't go to the cinema, I'm just amused by your shabbos golem ass being so happy that your masters get to make more money.
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>>220885276
so you think by making movies he is mogging you?
Interesting
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can eh do anything thast not backrooms spc stuff? making horror slop is easy and doesnt take much talent. stop hailing people as the next generational film maker after one good horror flick. a good drama film is way harder to make than a good horror film.
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>>220885276
Good on him but other people made the movie. You'd think some young guy gets a budget of $10m and that 12 Years a Slave Black British actor? Next thing is how pop singers write their own music...
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>>220885701
>Claiming Gen z reddit meme as 4chan
Grim.
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>>220886059
This. Slapping a Youtuber's name on a movie is the new marketing tactic.
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>>220886088
Trolling used to be a art.
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the next Josh Trank
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catalogue is full of yellow tint today
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I wonder how pissed off the actual writer of the story is right now. Imagine doing it for free.
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I wish my father was a game dev instead of a schizophrenic alcoholic who did nothing notable in life.
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>>220885276
>mutilated penis for Israel
I am superior to every mutt alive today
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>>220886226
there was no story, no character, no plot, just a vague setting
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>>220886226
im pretty sure danielewski is rolling in money
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>>220886226
Gookmoot owns everything, he should get paid
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>>220886321
That's a shill, he's in most of the threads.

This is clearly another Elon situation. What's an Elon situation? Well, look at all the comments about how zoomers won and so forth. How this guy did some great deed. It's the same as saying Elon became a 500 billionaire through honest sweat and launched rockets out of his sole genius. Elon is a puppet of the US Government who exists as an individual solely to motivate people, especially white men, with the idea of becoming like him. His money and his achievements are illusory. This kid is the same thing. I guess it's good if zoomers think of themselves as a movie making generation, they didn't have him for millennials.
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>>220886108
>a art
*an
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>>220886491
>le bump!
ok shill
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>>220886108
Sad you can't even parrot that correctly
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>>220886395
Oh man that's what you think Elon is used for? Hah, delusional.
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>>220886724
It was just an idea before, every limp denial makes it more solid.
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>>220886747
>every limp denial makes it more solid.
Yes, your paranoia helps to reinforce your delusions. Which pills did you skip today?
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>>220886775
I advanced a perfect, pristine theory and you respond with nothing. I assume you're just stupid, but it wouldn't be paranoia to think something different. It's a natural response to this behavior.
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>>220886841
>I advanced a perfect, pristine theory
Delusion here.
>but it wouldn't be paranoia to think something different. It's a natural response to this behavior.
Paranoia here.
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>>220886876
nothing here!
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>>220885289
There's this whole new summer horror blockbuster push happening lately and they all turn into nothingness by the end of the season. Everything about this movie reminds me of the Longlegs release.
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>>220886724
shut it down!
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>>220886885
>>220886968
Cope, paranoid schizo.
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>>220885706
He owes a lot to the producers, a24, and other old farts. He owes a lot to the idea he stole too. He’s their bitch. Fuck that.
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>>220887510
thanks for the bump vague poster
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>>220885276
I'm 35 and look younger than him.
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>>220887597
I don't mind bumping so yw
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>>220887603
No you don't gramps
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>>220887795
maybe someday you'll come up with an argument in the shower and this thread will still be here
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>>220887815
I do. I'm very soft and innocent looking.
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>>220885276
>didn't create the idea
>didn't write the screenplay
>"directed" while James Wan and Oz Perkins did all the work
Kale Parsnips is a fraud
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>>220885276
Brocco hair just stole the idea
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>>220885314
lmao bro defending a guy that does not even know he exists
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>>220885314
brutal
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>>220885276
His weeb series is really really really boring.
It's 2 hours of the most uninteresting corporate lore ever intercut with "woah look how le weird this room is uh oh generic monster running at me"
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>>220889920
It's all one product including him, youtube algorithm can promote anything they want
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What is it about white success that stirs the shitskins into such a frenzy?



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