He's almost a decade younger than Spielberg was when he directed Jaws btw
Nobody will remember this movie a month from now.
>>220885276Let's see if can pull off anything more elaborate than Blender demo reels
>>220885289nobody will remember you a month after you’re gone
>>220885276He's a Nepo baby His father made deus ex game
>>220885314Nobody remembers him even now kek
does it when human directed films are about to become obsolete, i hope he got his bag and won't end up in the permanent underclass like his zoomie mates
>>220885336HELLO SAARDO NOT REDEEM CHAT GI-BI-TI
>>220885420i'm sorry that i hurt you sensitive feelings zoom zoom
>>220885276ok but what's your point?
>>220885276This isn't his Jaws; it's his Duel
>>220885289>>220885276>Steals a premise for 4chan>Everybody keeps pointing out >You can tell in interviews that this bothers himLol. Lmao.
you are all just jealous bitches this guy is a multi millionaire your mom and sister would fuck him in the blink of an eye, he is driving the lamborghini while you are seething on 4chan we won
>>220885706we won>says it from his mom's unkempt basement
>>220885618>being this retardedIndian confirmed.Newsflash: the last few weeks of box office clearly showed that audiences rejected generic slop that might as well have been AI generated (Mandalorian) and went to see Obsession and Backrooms.
>>220885706> this guy is a multi millionaireHe looks autistic as fuck. He’s just going to spend it all on model trains and shit
>>220885706he's not a millionaire LOL nobody ever gets rich off their first filmhe got paid maybe hundreds of thousands
>>220885892And you think people watching C-list horror slop is a sign of good things to come? Why? Are you stupid? Oh, right.
>>220885276you're comparing this shit to Jaws?and he didn't even come up with the idea
>>220885276spielberg didn't have a studio chaperone making sure things didn't go to absolute shit
>>220885956Kek you are so fucking mad at these movies succeeding
>>220885892The fact that a24 allowed a no name director to direct a film is exactly the kind of news that you should look for to confirm films are dead, but you are too retarded to take a hint.
>>220885991I don't give a fuck, I don't go to the cinema, I'm just amused by your shabbos golem ass being so happy that your masters get to make more money.
>>220885276so you think by making movies he is mogging you?Interesting
can eh do anything thast not backrooms spc stuff? making horror slop is easy and doesnt take much talent. stop hailing people as the next generational film maker after one good horror flick. a good drama film is way harder to make than a good horror film.
>>220885276Good on him but other people made the movie. You'd think some young guy gets a budget of $10m and that 12 Years a Slave Black British actor? Next thing is how pop singers write their own music...
>>220885701>Claiming Gen z reddit meme as 4chanGrim.
>>220886059This. Slapping a Youtuber's name on a movie is the new marketing tactic.
>>220886088Trolling used to be a art.
the next Josh Trank
catalogue is full of yellow tint today
I wonder how pissed off the actual writer of the story is right now. Imagine doing it for free.
I wish my father was a game dev instead of a schizophrenic alcoholic who did nothing notable in life.
>>220885276>mutilated penis for Israel I am superior to every mutt alive today
>>220886226there was no story, no character, no plot, just a vague setting
>>220886226im pretty sure danielewski is rolling in money
>>220886226Gookmoot owns everything, he should get paid
>>220886321That's a shill, he's in most of the threads.This is clearly another Elon situation. What's an Elon situation? Well, look at all the comments about how zoomers won and so forth. How this guy did some great deed. It's the same as saying Elon became a 500 billionaire through honest sweat and launched rockets out of his sole genius. Elon is a puppet of the US Government who exists as an individual solely to motivate people, especially white men, with the idea of becoming like him. His money and his achievements are illusory. This kid is the same thing. I guess it's good if zoomers think of themselves as a movie making generation, they didn't have him for millennials.
>>220886108>a art*an
>>220886491>le bump!ok shill
>>220886108Sad you can't even parrot that correctly
>>220886395Oh man that's what you think Elon is used for? Hah, delusional.
>>220886724It was just an idea before, every limp denial makes it more solid.
>>220886747>every limp denial makes it more solid.Yes, your paranoia helps to reinforce your delusions. Which pills did you skip today?
>>220886775I advanced a perfect, pristine theory and you respond with nothing. I assume you're just stupid, but it wouldn't be paranoia to think something different. It's a natural response to this behavior.
>>220886841>I advanced a perfect, pristine theoryDelusion here. >but it wouldn't be paranoia to think something different. It's a natural response to this behavior.Paranoia here.
>>220886876nothing here!
>>220885289There's this whole new summer horror blockbuster push happening lately and they all turn into nothingness by the end of the season. Everything about this movie reminds me of the Longlegs release.
>>220886724shut it down!
>>220886885>>220886968Cope, paranoid schizo.
>>220885706He owes a lot to the producers, a24, and other old farts. He owes a lot to the idea he stole too. He’s their bitch. Fuck that.
>>220887510thanks for the bump vague poster
>>220885276I'm 35 and look younger than him.
>>220887597I don't mind bumping so yw
>>220887603No you don't gramps
>>220887795maybe someday you'll come up with an argument in the shower and this thread will still be here
>>220887815I do. I'm very soft and innocent looking.
>>220885276>didn't create the idea>didn't write the screenplay>"directed" while James Wan and Oz Perkins did all the workKale Parsnips is a fraud
>>220885276Brocco hair just stole the idea
>>220885314lmao bro defending a guy that does not even know he exists
>>220885314brutal
>>220885276His weeb series is really really really boring.It's 2 hours of the most uninteresting corporate lore ever intercut with "woah look how le weird this room is uh oh generic monster running at me"
>>220889920It's all one product including him, youtube algorithm can promote anything they want
What is it about white success that stirs the shitskins into such a frenzy?