Replace a few DEI actors and it's a perfect adventure movie
>>220885954armpit slut
>>220885954She was criminally underutilised in this, you would imagine her being a druid would be more important to the central plot, but it barely even matters. Ditch the awkward nigger and make her the main character, reduce the bard to a supporting role and add a better romance subplot that actually goes somewhere and it might have been a decent flick
>>220885954Don't you have a tiki torch white supremacist gathering to attend?
where the heck is chris pine, he gets cast into the most retarded roles these days
>>220886303Poor guy has an uncanny valley face.
>>220886258sidelining druids is D&D tradition, she got 1000% more use in the film than she would have in a campaign
>>220886258How are you going to sideline the bard when he was the central character plot wise and Chris Pine kept the whole thing together on screen?
>>220885954Sequel when?
>>220886633Someone else should have been the central character that ties everything, Chris Pine just doesn't have the charisma for it and was just plain dull in it. The entire subplot about his wife and daughter was extremely forgettable. Maybe have Sophia as the protagonist, lost daughter is now her long lost sister, she's trying to get her back but in order to get other party members on board they also do a heist or some shit
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/8_JCYM_TeOupxFM0XJCqVA/
>>220885954it's unfunny garbage with shit plotonly hugh was good
>>220885954I can't recall anything wrong with the cast. It was fully in line what D&D is.
>>220886258>and make her the main characterbitch couldn't act for shit! her fucking CGI pet was outacting her you retarded simp cuck
>I can't recall anything wrong with the cast. It was fully in line what D&D is.
>>220886991acting doesn't matter when you have looks.
>>220887020Exactly, which is why she should learn how to act.
>>220886826>what D&D isyour woke shit isn't D&D and it's going bankrupt
>>220887020simps need to die
I liked this movie a lot. The theater I saw it at was packed so I was shocked that it bombed. I guess I live in a nerdy white area or something. I really hope they make a sequel, it's like the 2020's Dredd.
>>220886826Come on, man. >Michelle Rodriguez is old and can't act for shit>the druid girl looks cute but has zero reason to be in the movie outside of like two cgi sequences>the negro wizard is extremely forgettableThe movie was carried hard by Chris Pine and Hugh Grant, and it clearly wasn't enough given that it bombed.
unlike her, the non-white actors in it could actually act
>>220885954>>220886826>>220887137>>220886723>even 4chins is praising itI thought it was generic MCU-style slop, except with le nerdy D&D references. Am I out of touch?
>>220887719Yes and no. It definitely suffers from the marvelization of film, an action-comedy about a beloved intellectual property. It's replete with CGI action sequences that are borderline incomprehensible in their density and spectacle. The dialogue is quippy and the male heroes are often depicted as bumbling and lucky in contrast to the efficient and decisive female ones. All that said, it was a perfectly serviceable flik and the schizo story twists and goofy problem resolution all scan as familiar to DND players, ie the barbarian woman who is always eating potatoes stops the bad guy at ine point by drilling one into his face
>>220886272Nah, the last check from the SPLC bounced.
>>220886482Tieflings shouldn't be in the Forgotten Realms setting.
>>220887719I think you just have to watch it like the movie is a literal D&D campaign, where the characters are people just roleplaying their actions in universe. Yeah there's the marvel esque quips and such, but if you watch it from that perspective it makes sense because it's really a bunch of friends sitting around a table and playing a fun few sessions with their bros
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>>220887719>4chins is praising itno we're notthat's just the insidious bot shill brigadedo better
it’s sad because everyone is white in the concept art but then jews ruined the casting, only the white actors were any good
