>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS AND THEY HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO KISS YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE! IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE, AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!
UPVOTE REDDIT MODE
>>220886912it's avrakadavra, moron
his silence spoke volumes.
>Snape just made up his own spell>Spellcrafting was never addressed again by anyone
>>220886912>DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM it doesn't work like that you need a clear intent to kill>AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDSwasn't dumbledor's call he'd rather not have them there but the ministry forced him to comply>THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNERharry literally killed the wizard hitler that costs like gorillion points plus snape was cheating by giving slytherin points for free and deducting them from gryffindor over nothing
>>220888044Shut the fuck up DUMBledore
you forgot the tree that whips people to death and is also an intentional secret passage for the cool students to sneak out get drunk and fuck hogsmeade prostitutes, and also the sexually harassing toilet ghost
>>220886912LOL
>>220886912>dividing the school in homes to nurture a sentiment of rivalry in an environment where prepubescent children are walking around with magical ar-15
>>220887259Then what i have i been ala khazam'ing this whole time?
YES YES WE ARE HOUSING FEEDING CLOTHING AN ENTIRE HOUSE THAT IS GROOMING THE NEXT GENERATION OF DARK LORD GIHADIS BUT WE CANNOT KICK THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY WILL BE MAD AND ATTACK OUR SCHOOL WHICH THEY WILL LIKELY DO SOME TIME SOON ANYHOW ALSO I AM THE MOST POWERFUL AND SMARTEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME
deh
dumbledor said calmly
>>220888044>I GOT THE MINISTRY SO FAR UP MY ASS A DEMENTOR JUST STOLE MY PROSTATE CANCER!>Dumbledore said calmly before stretching his legs>>220888179And we can't forget the date rape potion, I'm sure a bunch of horny teenagers living together won't abuse that or the mind control spell
>>220887953even without that specific instance, spells are obviously somewhat malleable or arbitrary because magic and its use are presumably older than the Latin language that we see being used for the spells, but that sort of question is somehow never addressed
>>220888972Deez nutz
>>220888044>wizard hitlerBut wasnt Voldermort a bad guy?
>>220890091If anything Grimblewald was wizard Hitler. Voldemort was a Norman Rockwell
>>220886912I feel like the infestation of giant, venemous spiders was also an unfortunate occurrence that close to a school. Oh and the “sport” where small boys and girls/women can risk playing against almost adult dudes who are trying to hit them in the head with enchanted balls made out of solid metal. No one’s ever died in that sport btw, bullocks JK you hack.
>>220886912He said calmly
why reddit tranny op samefagging his thread so much
>>220886912>>220890132let's not forget>the potions teacher is a literal jihadist terrorist who caused multiple deaths of innocent people but i forgave him>also an entire quarter of the students belong to the same terrorist organization>also trolls can just get inside the castle sometimes IDK lol
>>220889834Latin is pretty old.I imagine the Romans used Greek or Etruscan to cast spells.
>>220890169There was a Confederate Colonel who had a reputation for being drunk and crazy who became a school teacher after the war.He drank himself to death at his earliest convenience.
>>220890169>there is no way to know if one of the pets students are allotted is also a terrorist in continuous disguise for 15 years
The points thing was really on point for how schooling and society functions.
>>220890270I had a middle school teacher who I am pretty sure committed war crimes while he was in Nam
>>220890162Calm down, Joanne. It's all in good fun.
