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Homhlandah... ;_;
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ftp!
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>someone literally raised to be the way they are by a corrupt government deserves to be killed brutally and also sucking dick is pathetic loser behaviour
wasn't this a lefty show
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>>220887216
Whats the point of that translation? Xi is good at heart ?
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Assuming youre not a fag, would you rather eat shit or suck a dick?
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>>220887881
i would never be in a scenario where either of those is required of me
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>Chinese propaganda version of American show makes America the country look better than the actual show
??????????
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>>220887890
kek, you wish, you never know, faggot
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>>220887921
nah, i would simply refuse to do involve myself in a situation like that. billions do it, gajillions did it, if you are in a situation like that, you asked for it.
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Oi UE, scarper for a few minutes, me an Omelandah are gonna settle this
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>>220887902
Western leftists are the dumbest group of people on the planet

Even commies invented the term "useful idiots" to describe them
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>>220887890
>>220887973
so why didn't Homelander just walk away? did he want to die?
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>>220887890
>dodging the question
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>>220887216
The future belongs >>220887216
to China
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>>220887985
Those original vidoes of her are still the best blowjob vidoes on the internet.
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>>220887985
the reboot was such a shame. they should have let the original run exist as it was, perfection.
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>>220888019
>>220887216
It's honestly hilarious that they actually did this to Fight Club
Are there any other real examples, not shitpost jokes?
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>>220887993
it was invented by americans
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>>220887994
he put himself into that situation

>>220887999
i answered; this is simply not something that would happen to me.
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>>220888086
>Billy Butcher was apprehended by the police following his crimes, serving a lengthy prison sentence and psychological rehabilitation.
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>bad localization
> >:/
>bad localization, china
> :D
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>>220887890
>Failing the breakfast question
>>220887881
It's dependent on how repulsive one finds faggotry. I need more information. Does the dick have STIs? How long must I suck it for? Will my esophagus get thrusted into?

Is the shit diarrhea? Pellets? What volume of shit? Must I consume it all, or take one bite? Is the shit safe to eat? How putrid is the scent? Can I use water to dilute it and wash it down?

So many variables man, how can I pick?
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>He made you...serve the people?
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>>220888086
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>>220888086
Obligatory reminder that this is literally how the novel ends
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>>220888151
Go serve the people, you upstanding citizen
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>>220888165
kek
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>>220888086
On the "not a shitpost" front, the Chinese version of Arcane literally removes Vi and Cait being homos in spite of that being like half of S2's plot
They're even edited to sit further apart when they talk
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>>220888086
to be fair this makes sense in any country outside the US
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>SERVE THE PEOPLE?!
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>>220888235
lol
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>>220888159
i don't eat breakfast
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>>220888235
Homogenous, economically growing, culture of admiring the past while embracing the future. Can someone explain why I shouldn’t like China?
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>>220888417
only downside is that its full of chinese people
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>>220888235
Homogenous, economically growing, culture of admiring the past while embracing the future. Can someone explain why I shouldn’t like China?
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>A place like this forces us to serve the people or be victims
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>SERVE THEM
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>>220888464
Because if you like them then you're a racist. The media is going to call you racist, how does that feel?
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>>220888417
Complete disregard for longevity of any kind, authoritarian regime, their entire civilization and morality is just seeing the furthest extent they can get away with bullshit, rampant political corruption, entire economy is just scammers scamming scammers
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>>220888191
The film mogs the novel on every level.
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>>220888600
But enough about the United States, tell me about China.
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>>220888657
Same thing. It's why the America vs. China rivalry is purely performative and they allow each others corporations to operate within their borders, at the end of the day they're the exact same civilization
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>>220888191
>>220888601
Anon, is lying, the novel ends with the MC accepting defeat, and slowly drifting away to the back of his own mind while Tyler takes more and more control.
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>>220888798
The driver was always the one in control in the book. Tyler and Jack are just in for the ride.
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>>220888746
Not exactly, no.
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>>220887881
I mean, I will bite your fucking dick off.
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>>220888054
Who?

>>220888077
What?!
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>>220888975
Yeah except this is all staged bullshit.
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>>220888975
This is a recent thing in Beijing and other cities. 15 years ago, petty crime was pretty rampant. I dunno what CCP did, maybe they turned their petty criminals into canned food. Whatever it is, it worked.
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>>220887890
>dodging a would you rather question by acting too high and mighty for it
femoid behavior.
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>>220887890
if you've seen a movie made in the last six years you've already eaten shit
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>>220888086
The ending to Blood Debts is probably the best example.
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>>220887881
I can probably eat like a spoonful of shit if it's cold and dry and I tell myself it's in order to not suck a dick.
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>>220889018
Then you get disqualified and have to do both. It really does depend on who's dick.
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>>220889199
your fixation on excrement and pleasing men with your mouth is really telling. you sound like someone who would put himself into a situation where that is required.
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>>220889093
>Who?
Heather brooke, dont look at any of her new stuff, only the old ones that made her famous.
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>>220888464
they are gonna shit on you and your people harder than the US ever could
they have literally been arch imperialists for as long as china existed which makes sense since china is a huge place with rich imperial history
at least the US used to be more of a soft superpower influencing shit and distracting everyone while invading the occasional third world shithole even though a lot of soft power is dissolving right now
china just outright exploits and scams those beneath them
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>>220889295
you are far too serious and elitist for a place like 4chan, go back
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>>220888235
Do they remove S2E7 (the jinx gets blacked in the alternate universe episode)?
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>>220889374
i think i'll stay. i like it here. and you have to live with the knowledge that i am here. posting in threads, we may even talk again, and you may even agree with something i say. and you will never be sure if it's me or someone else.
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>>220887881
Dick.
If you're not into it, it's essentially the same as sucking your own thumb.
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>>220887881
If the dick is attached to a cute 18-20yo twink with smooth thighs and tummy I can rub while I'm sucking him then dick
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>>220889144
Petty crime is still rampant.
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>>220889307
What's wrong with the new stuff?
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>>220889278
Dicks are not so bad as to warrant eating literal shit man. Unless the dude is sweaty and unwashed it's just like sucking on your arm skin except more penis shaped.
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>>220889536
Now how would you know that
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>>220889118
>>220889493
No, it's the CCTVs. They're a surveillance state.
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>>220889418
>thinking his input matters on an anonymous website
I was just joking when I implied r*ddit before but now I mean it, holy fuck dude lmao
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>>220888176
This is how you have chosen to end your life, with a Vos roll. Wait silently for the knock, child.
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>>220889526
Nothing if your in to old hags doing porn.
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>>220888975
Why aren’t they showing all of the cameras on every corner of the city? You should see how many they have in their Disney World too.
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>>220889379
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>>220887881
Meh. I’d suck a dick. I’d also auck a dick to become a movie star or get a lot of money. Women are crybabies
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>>220889567
i see you already panicking
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>>220887216
Makes me wanna give China a chance to show the leftoids what real communism is
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>>220889631
What's wrong with that? Their CCTVs actually catch criminals.
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>>220889720
China isn't really communist anymore, it's "Socialism with Chinese characteristics" which is just a fancy way of saying, "Fascism." I'm not even saying this in a disparaging way towards China, they're actually what a modern fascist state would look like.
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>>220888151
the purpose of localization is to make it more palatable to the audience it's being translated for
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>>220887216
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>>220889936
does he not have any other clothes?
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>>220889611
Oh well I'm into old hags sucking my dick, which I've had before and legit had the hardest orgasm I've ever had. Like I came so hard I almost jolted out of the chair, to which the hag replied, "Yeah, I've had some experience doing this." So yeah, I'm into it.
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>>220887890
Ok Jordan peterson
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>>220890196
please wash your peepee.
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>>220887985
>heather in 2026
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>>220890382
it doesn't really matter what she looks like with those skills desu
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>>220889631
oh no cameras in public space?? black people need complete privacy in committing their reparations!
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>>220888975
About 10 years ago, in Germany, I forgot my shopping bag, returned a hour later and it was still there. Some months ago I left one for maybe 5 minutes, and it was fucking gone. Likely stolen by a white climate change racist.
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>>220888975
I knew a guy who went to South Korea like 20 years ago, he left his walkman on the bus from the airport and thought it was just lost. When he got on the bus back to the airport two weeks later the driver gave him his walkman.
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>>220890382
Yeah she can still suck my soul out. Zero hesitation.
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>>220889555
so it's like the west but they actually incarcerate the criminals caught on camera?
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>>220888600
https://murdoch-murdoch.net/html/mm/yellow-dawn.html
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>>220888086
I watched some random online chinese sub of taxi driver for a date with a chinese girl and it just skipped the prostitute scene and final shootout scene
She said she really liked Joker so I figured it was worth showing, but it made 0 sense with those chunks gone lmao
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>Homelander, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. He is now serving a life sentence
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>>220888086
>>220888235
They keep winning. Truly a superior culture and people.



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