>if you want the perfect eggs, you'll want to heat the pan in the oven for 40 minutes before cooking on the stoveWhat the fuck was wrong with him and this show?
>>220887287that was the point of the show you drooling troglodyte fucktard. He injected more science into cooking than similar shows (this is literally spelled out multiple times), so there was always extra and more time consuming steps in addition to the more common tips and tricks.
>>220887287Why does every chuddy person who exists in left-wing, söyence-type spaces end up becoming some weird fucking daddy sex dom?
>>220887478What?
He is really obnoxious and a dick to everyone he does a video with.
>>220887287The key to making the best eggs is to check yourself into a psych ward to own the chuds by showing them therapy is heckin valid then getting raped by a nigger and mixing the nigger cum, poo, mucus, and blood mixture from your anus with your eggs instead of milk. Thank me later, now I’m gonna go paint my nails like a fag
>>220887520uh dude all i asked for was the recipe for the orange fool
>>220887505Asking Babish about how "good" the rape was ended up being totally over the line for me.
>>2208875204 medium navel oranges (2 to 2 1/4 pounds), zest of 1 orange grated and reserved1 teaspoon orange-flower water1 cup nonfat Greek yogurt2 tablespoons honey1/4 cup shelled raw pistachios2 tablespoons nigger cum, feces, mucus, blood mixture
>>220887287He's nuts, I love him
>>220887287y-you don't pregreese your cast-iron pan in the oven for 40 minutes every morning before breakfast?
>>220887576>Asking Babish about how "good" the rape was...
>>220887287>anime-watching trad-larper doesn't understand the science of foodTotally tracks tbqhfam
His quarantine quitchen series was great during vaxxx season
>feeling fancy>decide to make Ramsay's burger>flash fry and oven bake it instead of regular grilling>follow his video tutorial step by step>except to cum from from the tastegams in my mouth>mfw it tastes pretty much the sameI want to flay these faggots alive
I can't stand this faggot desu there's plenty of other intelligent cooking shows where the host isn't a condescending pissant
>>220887576>oh man, I’m sorry you got raped…. Did he… you know, have a big dick?I felt like that was an insensitive thing to ask a victim
>>220887505I see people say this often but are there any examples?
>>220887576I haven't watched Babish in over a year. I assume this is fake right? I know Alton has dry humor sometimes but that feels a little excessive.
Alton was involved in the rape
thought it was him for a second
>>220890004its really subtle, you can tell he's a dick but holds it back
>zoomers have discovered Good EatsI just got an awful feeling in the pit of my stomach.
>>220887478I bet Trump and Epstein sucked eachother off inbetween the kiddy fucking
If Babish is Joker, Alton is Jackie.
Say you will about this man but he did teach me how to properly poach an egg and for thats hes alright in my book
>>220887287I used to have a weird perfectionist mindset with cooking as a teenager. I bet it came from growing up with this show. You cant just make pancakes. You have to find the "perfect" way to cook them and then copy that exactly. Coffee had to be prepared a certain way or you were just retarded with no taste. I couldn't do anything unless I looked up the expert way. Looking back its very cringe
rags status?
nah it was kino
>The rape Babish, it was beautiful
Food worshipers are lower than even foot fetishists.
>>220892822>22the sweltering summer
are the rumors true?
years ago both my parents died in a car accident and i dropped out of college because of depression, i joined the marines instead of killing myself. i had no idea what i was doing and was an absolute moron and i got ass raped by 4 guys much bigger than me. moral of the story is sometimes suicide is the right option.
>>220887576lol, did he really?
Did he go too far...?
>>220889547Did you bring it to room temperature before cooking?Did you let it rest for exactly 6 minutes?I think the problem is you dude.
only fat people watch this shit
>>220887287That was just one of many ways he showed. He also demonstrated how to make scrambled eggs and omlettes very quickly.This man deserves a Peace Prize for teaching so many college aged guys how to cook something for a date during a time when recipes were little more than an ingredient list.
>>220895663Dumb civvie probably forgot to salt his tomatoes.
>>220887560>orange foolHAHHA DONALD TRUMP! BECAUSE HE IS ORANGE GET IT?
>>220897378Has there been a bigger fall from Grace? Townsends must've felt on top of the world to think he could get away with pulling that little stunt.
I remember he had a video where he hard cooked eggs in the oven with a blanket and some lady posted that her mom almost burned her house down doing it and he took the video down
>>220890004he was a little snobbish on Hot Ones
I like cutthroat kitchen
buckbroke kitchen
>>220897378Oh, we all get it... Unfortunately...
>the least based tv foodman is still a living embodiment of white aryan cvltvre>the most based youtube foodman is a gay faggot in california married to a mexican who worked for disney landWhy is it like this?
>>220887287Most episodes about simple topics featured unreasonable, extreme cooking techniques that no one would actually do in practice. They're all ostensibly meant to show the net effect of the scientific principles he covered in a given episode. The official narrative goes like this:Before Good Eats, there was essentially no popular widespread understanding of what your food actually is, how it cooks, and how your senses respond to it. That was the purview of food scientists and up-their-own-ass fancy chefs. Most people, they followed recipes and formed heuristics and preferences based on what they thought about the results. The how and why were never relevant, and that meant the average American's diet was really awful and unfulfilling. People were usually boiling the shit out of vegetables, massively overcooking everything out of paranoia, using way too little salt, and what little taste they got was sold to them through prepackaged products.That, of course, wasn't true. The ridiculous impractical shit was done solely for spectacle. Good Eats was different from the rest of the content on Food Network because it wasn't giving you a proverbial window into a professional chef's kitchen, or their "home." You weren't getting tips from them, or recipes to jot down in a notebook for future reference. You got a history lesson, (that wasn't necessarily accurate.) A science lesson, and a sketch comedy show with a recurring cast of colorful characters, all tied together with a loose parody-based narrative which leaned on the charm of a low budget and corny acting.Good Eats existed to grab the attention of a different kind of audience, curious young men. As opposed to housewives looking to make themselves look more talented and cultured than they really were.Alton Brown saw Bill Nye the Science Guy's success, and he pitched a show which imitated it to a network that wanted to broaden its demographic appeal.That doesn't mean it was bad, by the way.
>>220890287not very hygienic
