>race swaps are okay as long as they happened in my childhood Why is /tv/ like this?
I was young when this movie came out and I avoided it because I did not like the sassy soul sistah stuff. I still haven't seen it. Zero to Hero is a good song though.
>>220887518The muses are gospel singers because this version of the Hercules myth is supposed to be an allegory for the Gospel. It's fairly obvious if you rewatch it as an adult and don't have terminal /pol/ brain.
>>220887518no, they were shit and annoying, and i thought this before i became racist
All of the golden age Disney movies are Jewish shit
>>220887518They should have made Zeus black since he's a rapist and deadbeat father.
>>220887518I just thought americans were all black back then.Although, aaving all of them be black is unironically less jarring than if they were each a different race.
>>220887518>Why are you fine with black gospel singing muses in the movie with Danny DeVito voice acting a cartoon satyrA mystery for the ages.
>>220887693>All of the golden age Disney movies are Jewish shit>Jewish>JAll of the pre-Babylonian talmudic shit was the golden age of Disney you dumb transparent kike faggot.
>>220887518nah, that movie kinda sucked
>>220887518why are you repeating a thread from last week?
>>220887753Should they only hire actual satyr to voice fictional satyr?
PUREFVCKINGKINOSOVLhttps://youtu.be/RRq7lLawQB4To quote the hottest muse: Light up dude !!!
>>220887518Where they niggers? They didn't look like niggers.
I watched it back in Sweden. I thought it was weird but it's just an american thing I guess. Also in the swedish dub they weren't as sassy because it just wouldn't work in that language
>>220887518I never even considered that they were supposed to be niggers when I was a kid, they just looked really tan to meThen again back in the day niggers didn't exist outside of TVMaybe the fact that they don't look like ugly silverbacks helps, too
>>220887518It's all Greek to me
>>220887783Contemporary descriptions of Jesus describe him as having golden hair and blue eyes
>>220887853I won't say it
>I don't like magical negroes in my kinoyou just hate fun
>>220887518I'm surprised this hasn't been denounced for using racist caricatures like the crows in Dumbo.
>>220887518They get a pass because Zero to Hero slaps.
Nolans Odyssey, Ulysses crew has a hispanic man, an asian man and indian man. This is fine with me. However, the most beautiful woman in the world isn't Korean? That's insanely stupid.
>>220887667This. At least having gospel singers be black is kind of consistent--it makes sense for the style of music. If they were literally black like the depictions of some figures on ancient pottery that would be some wack ass sambo hibbity gibbity brillo-pad-haired shit that nobody, including Disney, could tastefully get away with.
Blacks are ok in movies as long as they're comedic reliefWhenever they're tragic characters it always grown up people crying about "muh racism nigga". Whenever they're heroic characters, they are unflawed gary stus.They should stay on the comedic roles
remember when noone cared because back then rogaine type grifteroids were confined to their online fora?
Those are barely characters, more like a weird musical framing device
>>220888273Nah, they just hadn't been exposed to blacks IRL yet, so they didn't possess the innate hatred and disgust that comes from doing so.
I honestly think this movie would be shat on if it was launched nowadays, but not for the black singers, they're just charm. The problem is how it blatantly shits on greek mythos>zeus is a nice guy>hercules isn't the son of a woman zeus raped>hera is hercules mother, and not bitter in the slightest>mégara being the love interest, a woman he kills in the futureEven if they change things, something that already brings vitriol, the mere existence of too much questionable stuff for a children's movie would already make it a polarizing movie
the musical director of the greek translation of hercules was an italian american gospel jazz singer
>>220888446Also>Hades is just evil now>the 12 labors are not referenced in any way>Phil somehow has the Argo's mast when Hercules is a kid despite Hercules having sailed with Jason>Hercules riding PegausIt's all kinds of weird
>>220888480>the 12 labors are not referenced in any wayMaybe this one's wrong, he did ride Cerberus in the end
>>220888480well because its supposed to be hercules before the labours the "early days"
>>220888273Your mind has been so engineered by internet payolla that you think this is a coherent statement that conveys information to other people. The scariest part is that some other schizoid will understand wtf you just said and be like "hell yeah xister!"
>>220887518they did it for fun because the ladies they hired to sing were black. also, its a fucking silly cartoon.
>>220888588go back to something awful i heard maddoxx posted another edgy screed about those towelheads
>>220888145You don't have to
>>220888480>are not referenced in any way They are in a montage.
>>220888480There was also a cartoon of it from the time Disney was obsessed in having shows set in high school where he was friends with Icarus and Cassandra.
>>220888480>>Hades is just evil nowHate this, I agree. Hades and Death in many old tales are not evil, but neutral. Death is a part of life and takes us all. Western stories love to make Hades "the devil" when he is hardly a villain in any story>>the 12 labors are not referenced in any wayHe wears the coat of a lion, he fights a hydra, a boar is shown on the urn, I think a bull as well. They do reference some of them.
>>220888684It's too cliche, I won't say it
Just proves how tolerant people still were. But DEI and hollywood just had do go to political extremes
>>220887641thiswe all ignored it as an one off, weird 'mericans and their niggerslittle did we know what jews had in store for us
I still have never seen Hercules because the trailers for the film were just these black muses doing gospel music. I knew the film wasn't for me.
>>220888646*zoomer babble nu-words*
>>220887518It's ok if it doesn't feel like pandering.
>>220888781either bait or the biggest idiot i've ever seen
>>220887781>why are you repeating a thread from last week?He's been repeating this thread for years.Maybe next time, he'll finally pwn the chvds.
>>220887518>THINGS HAPPENED THE WAY I STRAWMAN CLAIM THEY HAPPENED!!!!!!!God DAMN am I sick of how fucking retarded this board has become. Hey, faggot OP, this happened during the era parents were actively BOYCOTTING Disney. And these niggers weren't part of the commercial campaign as I recall, nor was there any internet to go complain about itFUCKING UNIRONICALLY STFU AND GROW THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BASTARD!
They’re brown because the art on greek pottery was brown, get it?
That's not race swapping. It's adding a silly American flair to the story. Race swapping is when you randomly make a 16th century British noble black then play it completely straight, like in S2 of Wolf Hall.
>>220887853>First related video is about white saviour behaviour in the princess frogI'm starting to think the endlessly repeating OP is right
>>220888446>Why isn't the kid's movie showing Zeus raping people? It wouldn't fly nowadays Yeah okay bro
>>220888781Love interest is a lying foid with a past in prostitution, and also Hade's mistress
>>220887518They went with an R&B/Soul style so it actually makes sense to have black soul singers as the muses. You see back then when they cast a black person in a role it was because there was an actual reason for it.
>>220887518Why do gaymericans always have to put black people in everything
>>220889078 It isn't a "rape" rape. He disguises himself as the woman's husband and have sex with her. Nowadays that is considered a rape, legally
>>220889053what youtube recommends is related to what you watch lil bro, so if you only watch chudcore shit like that of course that will be recommended. To me it just recommends more Disney songs
>>220889132is there anything that ISN'T considered rape nowadays?
>>220889150I don't watch Disney or raceshit so the algorithm suggesting Disney raceshit after a Disney video is the fault of the Disney video I'd assume
>>220887518This made sense in context. The muses were a playful joke, conflating the traditional greek chorus with black gospel choir. It wasn't just taking a concept, played totally straight, and presented it as truth. They were explicitly designed to be based on black gospel singers. This is in no way the same as just taking helen of troy, making her a black, and then still pretending that she's greek.
>>220889129Because we have a lot of blacks, why doesnt your meme country make films that anyone cares about?
>>220889129We don't do that in Germany
>>220889183Offer money before sexual intercourse in an open transaction that leads to a provision of services of sexual nature, afterwards keeping your receipts for any questioning, remembering to scan and upload somewhere, preferably a website that is safe, but also that someone like your lawyer can access just by following verbal instructions.Unless you're american or some other hellhole where that is forbidden. If that's the case, maybe you should read the writings of priests and monks who have experience in being a celibatarian.
>>220888446I mean, it's a disney movie. They just took took the "son of a god" thing and made it loose allegory of jesus. No it's not mythologically accurate at all. It's more like taking hamlet, replacing it with lions, and calling it lion king.
>>220889289It's more like taking the Jesus story and calling him "Ame-no-Oshihomimi", and the holy mary "Amaterasu".The entire catch of greek mithology is the gods being fallible, with lives filled with family drama, and as much slaves to their desires as humans are.
The intent behind it was very different
I wanna fuck the main skinny tall one but wouldn't want to be anywhere near the fatso
Medusa :3
>>2208875182>3>5>4>1and in this one>>2208878534>3>2>5>1this is indisputable.
That's like comparing Rush Hour with the new Mr and Ms Smith because the leads are black and asian
For me? It's https://youtu.be/zgnHF2CwrPs
>>220888822you think when girls do the splits like this that their pussy lips spread apart?
>>220888846it's all so tiresome
>>220887518The 90´s didn´t suffer over representation because casting was not about representation. Believe it or not most people used to think more or less like Morgan here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRzd7SknVrQSegregation was long over, people had moved on and everything felt more organic because as Morgan said there is a shared history, a single history. What media is doing now is highlighting difference, what media is doing now is attempt to rewrite history rather than accept history (which is dangerous because culture and identity are rooted on history. You are supposed to learn from it, not rewrite the records), what media is doing is guiding opinion and creating a certain reality that suits them. Falling for it is unbecoming of a mature society.
>>220889591if it happens in porn why wouldn't it happen at the gym ?
>>220889129because jews
>>220889258i wouldn't say 13% of the population is "a lot"
>>220887518Good writing # Race swapWhen the writing is good, Race swapping is not a problem
>>220889651i really wanna bang a flexible chick. sliding in while she's doing some extreme bendy thing would be so fucking hot
>>220887518When I was young I didn't even know they were black. They were dark because they were animated pottery paintings. I actually didn't connect the dots with gospel singing until right now.The bliss of living in a white country. I literally saw a black in person only once in my life.
>>220889809I'm 100% jealous of you. the darker the skin tone, the more bullshit you have to put up with
>>220887641no you didnt, lmao
>>220887641Nothing would disappoint me more as a father than to know my faggy son grew up to pretend like he was a based kid as an online flex.
>>220888446disney always pervert histories, they should be banned not gonna lie, cultural poison, I feel lied to with so many movies, why do they do that?
Because i wasnt indoctrinated by online racists yet
>>220887693Purely as a film, I prefer Beauty & The Beast because it's literally perfect, but Lion King is overall more based regarding its themes. It's probably because it was pretty much written by Shakespeare, but that film is like 0% spiritually Jewish. One can definitely argue that B&B is proto-feminist by comparison.Hercules is more based than people give it credit for though. So many people take issue with Hercules pretty much breaking the verbal contract with Hades at the end when he saves Meg, and just punches him in the face instead, but I love that part. It might not have been intentional from the writers, but it can easily be seen as "fuck your slave morality, I am now a god, and might makes right", which is turbo-based. Taking issue with that scene is thus a symptom of low testosterone.
>>220887853Literally Poochie the dog. Enough to make me go outside and play instead of watching as a kid because "black culture" is and always was nauseating.
>>220890474black culture consists of murder, rape, and theft. it's only glorified b/c jews make money off of it
>>220890474>>220890532now kiss
But the wokes hate Genghis Khan and Bortai.
>>22088971113% of 350 million is 45 million, roughly the entire population of Spain. I would say that is in fact a lot.
>>220887667>>220888257>it makes sense that they're black because they're blackFascinating
>>220890635apparently that movie killed john and a lot of the cast because they filmed at a nuclear testing site
>>220890769dumb boomer ate a cup of irradiated dirt to convince everyone it was safe
Andromeda was black
>>220890688...Yes, Hitler. They were black.
>>220887518If someone steps on your toe, it's fine. It was an accident. You might even apologise for being in his way. But if he steps on your toe the next day, and then the day after, then three times the day after that, five times the day after that, you'll start telling people he's an asshole and that they should watch out around him because he'll deliberately step on their toes.
>>220890919>But if he steps on your toe the next day, and then the day after, then three times the day after that, five times the day after that, you'll start telling people he's an asshole and that they should watch out around him because he'll deliberately step on their toes.Aka why everyone hates white people and "the patriarchy"
>white man has 5 black women lusting for him Whats the problem exactly
>>220890991waiter, this bait is stale
>>220890561no thanks I'm not a faggot
>>220890654that's a lot of niggers
>>220890830why are those two black guys naked?
>>220890991fuck off nigger. white people are the pinnacle of beauty and intelligence
>>220891133sure sound like one
>>220891237I'm a faggot because I'm racist against niggers? you sound like a fatherless black
>>220891073>wypipo dindu nuffin they jus needed a place to be free
>>220887518>race swapWhere? They're obviously Greek.
>>220891739The historical muses were white
>>220890688>Pretending not to understandGreat counter argument.
>>220887667>>220888257I will always argue that blacks are great in media and entertainment as long as they are actually depicted as black, not as soulless DEI slop. The muses in Hercules fit this bill, since they are not just DEI "representation", they are 100% black, complete with a gospel aesthetic and sass. The best example of this is GTA San Andreas. Everyone, even the most racist of chuds, absolutely loves that game, and it's for a multitude of reasons, but its unapologetic and celebratory depiction of blacks is one of them. CJ, Ryder and Big Smoke are not just white characters painted brown for DEI points, they are as black as James Brown and Shaft, and we all love them for it.TL;DR: Blacks are cool, DEI is not.
>>220892632based takes
