From the very first scene, I could tell that something was happening. The screen was on, the characters were there, and things were already beginning to take place. What really impressed me was how every scene was followed by another scene. A lot of movies try to do this, but very few actually commit to it for the entire runtime. This one does. For over two hours, scenes just keep showing up one after another.Every time a character had something to say, the actor would open their mouth and say it.By the end, I was speechless. The movie slowly reached its ending and then ended, It is definitely one of the films if not, It has scenes and actors and scenes and everything.Rating: Definitely a movie/10
My review of Mandalorian and Grogu
but mando doesnt open his mouth to speak its all VO
Let's be clear about what Grogu is to begin with. Grogu is no more than a marketing ploy to sell toys and market the series to a younger audience. That's it. Literally exists to create toys and other merchandise.My kid loved it. He was spamming "absolute cinema" emote throughout. The movie was entertaining, yes. But also I could tell if you were to dissect it from some star wars loyalist or simply a normal movie grading scale, it really was kinda a garbage movie. Why was that one alien speaking english even? Many things were formulaic. It was a fun movie though.
>>220888788It's a garbage movie obviously
>>220888788Groku is a 50 year old toddler. Much like the remaining Star Wars fan base.
>>220888570I liked the battle with the stop motion robots and was surprised to see a 20 minutes silent segment in the middle of the movie just with the puppetsthose are pretty bold choices and surprisingly are the best part of the movie; the rest is kinda bland
what nobody says is that it's a movie for 6 to 8 year old boys and should be judged accordinglythere arent many movies in that segment nowadays
>>220888570I can't believe how safe this movie is. It's somehow safer than The Force Awakens.
>>220888570For me it was... revolutionary. I was... like... Breathtaked.
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>>220888877Deepest poetry
>>220889279It definitely made 100 Mandollions in its first weekend
>>220889325Who is Zed?
It was a two hour long toy commercial and nothing more and anyone trying to make it into anything more is a retard.
>>220888570What made Starwars fade in popularity, those movies were like 30 when I first saw them as a kid and still felt magical. Now a days I don't see kids caring at all.
>>220889656>>220888788>>220889226>>220889657OP is making fun of it for being very boring and stale
>>220889656It's not even a toy commercial. Any kids that wanted star wars toys probably already had all the things in the movie.
>>220889630Glup Shitto's brother
>>220889656>Mando already has a million toys>Baby Yoda already has a million toys >the "new" ship is the same ship he's always had just with slightly more yellow>who the fuck is going to want a figure of swole Hutt or increasingly craggy-faced geriatric Sigourney Weaver?There was nothing new or interesting in this movie worth a toy.
That's nice and everything but have you ever tried being your own man? My father, Jabba the Hutt, was mean. I am my own man now, not like my father, who is Jabba the Hutt. Anyway, enough about my father, Jabba the Hutt, let's talk about me and how I'm my own man. (I tuned out around this scene)
>>220889325Some new 80 gigawatt alien on The Delorian and Kermit show.
>>220889870Disney never got the toy angle right. Rey was a terrible girl protagonist. She wears drab clothing and uses someone else's lightsaber for 3 movies, only getting her own right before the credits rolled. The yellow lightsaber would've done a lot to win over boys to get her toy and she should've had like 15 different outfits and 20 different hairstyles across the movies because that's the sort of thing young girls like.For a contemporary example you can see how popular Hunger Games got with girls. Suzanne Collins found a new excuse to put the girl in a different outfit all the time. Trapping the sequels in OT imagery really fucked them up in a lot of ways that aren't immediately obvious. Like it was a really really really bad decision.Kids already had stormtroopers and xwing toys.
>>220889657Generational mismanagement of the brand.
>>220889921Wait, are you actually saying that you're not like your father, Jabba the Hutt, and that you are actually your own man??!!
>>220889931Disney hire this man
>>220889196I mean, that's literally every SW movie, except maybe Rogue One, which is try-hard and desperate to come across as mature.
>>220888788Just wait until you find out about why Ewoks were created for Episode 6...Star Wars made a decent amount of money in the box office, but the IP's biggest money printer has always been toy stores.
>>220888664You need a podcast
>>220890252>every SW moviemore like 10 to 12 year olds
>>220889922Meant for>>220889630
>>220889657It is impressive how well Disney managed to completely fuck Star Wars as a franchise.
>>220890319I saw the original trilogy when I was 6, and I was obsessed with it.
>>220888788He’s there to sell toys to millenial and genx manchildren.
>>220889931The biggest toy pusher of the sequel series was Phasma just because she looked cool and she ultimately amounted to fuck and all. The sequels had almost zero interesting armored dudes or droids and there's been this trend since Disney took over of having basically every new alien be a lumpy brown potato man in different sizes.
>>220891071Everything they do is bad. The Mandalorian was a good thing to focus on but then every Mandalorian uses the same stuff and has similar looking armor. Bad idea. If you want to keep the helmets go ahead but they should've all had very unique looking weapons and motifs to their armor. Especially if they are now completely bulletproof (which is bullshit but whatever). There's no reason to not have a Mandalorian just using a big fucking shiny sword or a Mandalorian with no jetpack and he has jet boots instead. As they are they all use the exact same shit. A gun, a flamethrower, a jet pack, and a rocket pack. What kid is buying every Mandalorian toy?
