Holy kino
inb4 New York in the remake is a safer place than actual modern day New York
>>220891517Can't wait to see what inventive camera techniques he'll use for this.
>>220891517If he can get a dp who slaps him with a stick every time he if even thinks about going for the bokeh filter it's going to be great.
The Zack you like doesn't exist anymore
>>220891590KekI've never actually seen a Snyder film, is this actually in the movie?
>>220891517Where’s Rebel Moon 3?
fuck this gay earth
COME UP WITH NEW IDEAS YOU CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT
>>220891677his newest zombie movie went all in on depth of field and it was really badwatchmen and 300 are still kino tho
>>220891517Snyder is a secret homosexual and his movies have brainwashed his retarded fans into being homosexuals.
>>220891710Why?>known brand/title>will be made direct for streamslop>main screen on streamslop service for weeks/months so guaranteed people will select it by default>if you finish streaming any other movie/show it will autoplay, thus generating even more views "passively">increases the streamslop catalogue in that genrethe end result is that streamslop services want to have catalogues of their own variants of every known movie.You want to watch Running Man? They have a new version, for the original you have to pay, but the new one is included in the service.Etc..
>>220891517Snyder should fuck off eat shit and die. What an idiot.
>it's realfucking kek can't wait for snyderjeets to start shitting on carpenter
>>220891517
>I heard you were dead.>I was, came back on the third day.
>>220891691where's army of zombies 2?
>>220891517can this guy do anything original?
>>220891544We have two incidences of a group of men emerging from manholes in Brooklyn at 2 am. The city is absolutely overrun by illegal aliens. The sidewalks of some of the most populous areas of midtown Manhattan are swamped by illegals selling bootleg merchandise off of carpets laid across the sidewalks on both the building side and curbside so that pedestrians can walk along only a very narrow path down the center. Rapes in the streets in broad daylight. Assaults are reaching alltime highs. Random brutal attacks on innocent people, particularly the elderly. NYC has truly become an absolute hell hole.
>>220891517>Escape From New York remake by ZaI'm out
>>220891517>Another straight to streaming slop that no one will remember.
>>220891677>>220891590i couldnt believe it but i looked it up its fucking real. thats not edited or cut differently thats an actual scene from army of the dead 2021
>>220891517Told you he'd be back sooner than you think>>220891904He's best at this type of thing
>>220891517I mean, he's the only hollywood director who can make something decent in current year, maybe michael bay too
>>220891517I like Snyder but this is fucking stupid
>>220891517no mr sneeder please no
>>220891517inb4 $600 million just to have the president be a trump stand-in
>>220891517Eww
>>220891677whoa you're so special bro
>>220891517Disgusting.
>>220892289>getting personally offended on his behalf
>>220892160The Duke will be in Trump Tower
It's gonna be worse than Escape from LA
what happened to the remake of big trouble in little china
>>220891904>man of steel>bvs >suckerpunch>rebel moon
>>220891517I hope it's about billionaires taking their money and leaving.
>>220891517If it was 2015 I'd be excited. However this nigger fell off hard. Plus he ditched his long time cinematographer and now all of his movies look like shit, the only reason anyone actually cared about his work to begin with.
>>220892734I threatened the studio
what you guys don't like Escape from NY?it could be pure kino
>>220893464His older movies were hard carried by Larry Fong. He can't direct for shit and is too far up his own ass to get an actual dp
Should be 'Escape From Cleveland' or even 'Escape From Leningrad'.
>>220893882Escape From Little Saint James
>>220891517I’m in. I assume that Kurt Russell is going to either be the Lee Van Cleef role or the Duke of New York.
>>220891517how does sneeder keep finding work?
>>220891710There’s new shit coming out all the time, quit being so goddamn overdramatic.
>>220891517Go back to making capeslop you fucking hack
>>220891517It's gonna be dark comedy.
>>220893464>what you guys don't like Escape from NY?it was 80s garbage along with big trouble in little china
>>220895585rape victim opinion
pretty gay why not make it escape from san Francisco or escape from chicago?
>>220895683Escape from /tv/
>Snake doesn't get, like, raped in prison. That could happen in my movie
>>220891710His original ideas keep flopping, so studios won't fund them anymore.
Wait, what about the Last Photograph? Or the Mix Martial arts movie? Or the cop movie?
Please stop remaking 80s movies. You'll never do them better.
unlike other remakes this is certified kino incoming that will predictably filter all self proclaimed cinephiles and video essayists
He should take the opportunity and make this a stealth Metal Gear Solid adaptation.
We love sneeder saars we Bharat love Mr jackSneeder we love youuuuuuu mwah!
>>220895960Fuck off.
>>220891646300 is his only good movie and it's forgotten action schlock I genuinely don't understand how he has any fans
>>220891517Oh fuck yes.
>>220891710Seriously why do people complain about AI when lots of entertainment is just rehashed now anyways?
>>220896027300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, Man of Steel, BvS, ZSJL. All great movies that will forever be remembered.Even things like the Netflix scifi movie wasn't that bad. Just dumb, but well made.
>>220895994SAAARS FINALLY ZAACH WILL REDEEM SNAAK PLISAKEN
>>220891517but why?it's just not going to be the same. just more slop with high tech ai CGI whatever
>>220896089
>>220891544The weird thing is NYC has iteration of being unsafe.1970s-80s it was a criminal nightmare. same as the 1920s-30sit happens every 40-50 years before someone cleans it up. Juliani was the last guy
>>220891677That one is uniquely headache inducing movie, because Snyder bought some cracked soviet lenses on eBay which are impossible to fucking focus, and he keeps using them in his movies because he is pseud poser.You can actually see that fucking crack in some scenes in Rebel Moon.
>>220895850>Last Photographalready filmed>Mix Martial arts moviein an unknown development stage>Cop moviecancelled
>>220896108There is no difference between Snyder and Gunn, they are both insufferable libtard hacks.
>>220896185>cancelledSad, it looked like cop kino. Oh, well.
>starring David Hayter as Snake Pissken
>>220896203
>>220891517Make it a time period that happens on 9/11throw it into the story line. Him landing on the building and parachuting off of it when it collapses. is that insensitive of me to suggestI think someone is taking remote snapshots of my postsFUCK OFF GLOW NIGGERS
>>220891813I’m a Snyderfag and a Carpenterfag, and I’m fair-minded about them both.
>>220891590Should've presented the movie in 4:3 and had the gun extend into the black outside the frame when viewed in widescreen.
soon
>>220896378So mad lmao kek. You lost :)
>>220891701>fuck this Bay earthFixed taht for ya
>>220891517Ah, yes. The two biggest rules of Hollywood:1) Don't remake 1980s moviesand2) Don't hire Zack SnyderAnd they managed to do both at once. It's almost admirable.
The Snake rape scene will put Snyder back on the map
>>220896258>MGS4 was almost 20 years ago
>>220891590everything about this is kino
Snyder>Noltard
>>220891517why remake the perfect movie? he's gonna cgi it to death , nobody wants cgi anymore
>>220891517this is going to be KEE . KNOW
>>220897183There won't be cgi, though. There will be...AI
>>220897183if nothing else, it will remind people of the perfect movie.most have forgotten
>>220891517Benny Safdie is playing Snake?
>>220896125>Juliani was the last guyKoch is the one who started turning things around. Rudy just sort of rode in on the coat-tails and made sure the disnification of times square continued. The problem new york suffered through its grittier days were really strict austerity measures.
>>220896328>>220897109
Zack is "set to direct" a different movie every other month. his career's in the doghouse after that shit-flinging retarded Netflix movie bombed
>>220897275
>>220892838thnx anon
>>220891590Kino
>>220892484Fuck you, LA was great.
I never really liked the original apart from Snake as a character and the first 10 minutes and the last 5.The bulk of the movie is extremely low effort and Kurt hard carries the entire thing.
>>220897847People used to have lower expectations of blockbusters. It's the real reason there are no blockbusters anymore. Everyone is too fru-fru, high-brow nowadays.
>>220897306
>>220898707>russian's skullBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220891590BEST ROBBARI
