How do you fix Hamsterdam?
Increase standards of living and social cohesion to the point where nobody feels the need to become a drug addict anymore.
>>220893762Rat out to the po-lice
>>220893795Lol
>>220893795
>>220893762Mix their narcotics with a slow acting toxin that kills you within seven days then hand out the narcotics for free.
>>220893795>nearly all of the richest people on the planet are druggieswhat else you got, retard?
>>220893854Segregation
>>220893762get rid of all the blacks
>>220893762Arrest, prosecute, and imprison.
>>220893762He didnt get to bring friends
>>220893854social housing until rents are reasonable and no questions asked fdr style jobs programs for $25/hr anyone that wants to work all day rebuilding infrastructure. reopen asylums for the genuinely crazy and summary execution for anyone who wants to destroy their social housing or continue to be a violent nuisancethe vast majority of crimes are done by people that just chronically rack up 10, 12, 15 convictions and get released. it's less than 1% of people but they ruin it for everyone and we need to be real about it
>>220893876LMAO. This isn't the gotcha you think it is
>>220893984>jobs programs for $25/hrold drug price $10new drug price with $25/hr min wage $40>what is a supply&demand curve
>>220894005>This isn't the gotcha you think it isthe gotcha is increasing living standards doesn't stop anyone from being addicted to drugs
>>220893762Make the hamsters dance.
>>220894063Hamstsdance gotdat hamstadance
>>220893762hook people onto funko pops instead of drugs
>>220894142Idris Elba if he plastic
>>220894142Pops baby. All about the pops
>>220893795This is pretty good. People don't decide to drink their life away when they enjoy their life without drinking. Drug addiction and alcoholism on a societal scale are always signs of societal hopelessness. It's why Native Americans are so infamous with drinking; their entire civilization, race and way of life are basically nothing more than curiosities now, what's the point?
>>220893984>>220894013In 1971, the average entry-level job was $2/hr. Back then, the Gold Standard backed the dollar with the price of gold. In this case, $40/oz. That means that $2 was worth 1/20th an ounce of gold. Accounting for this, the average Boomer was earning an effective salary of $250/hr.
>>220893762The nordic countries are the best places to live and...wait, it's not Amsterdam....
>>220893795you crazy fuck, what is this commie gobbledegook?
>>220893762>safely contains all the niggers and druggiesWhat needs fixed exactlyPut a fence around it, I guess?
>>220893762>How do you fix Hamsterdam?
>>220893762Nuke
>>220894299>A pack of first edition Pokemon cards when for $2 in 1999>now it goes for $400>minimum wage was $5.15 in 1999>effectively Gen xers were bringing home upwards of $1000/hr in 1999
>>220894142not a bad idea
>>220894142> Come on baby> Just one more pop
>>220893795BALTIMORE, HIRE THIS MAN!!!
>>220894299>what is a supply&demand curve
>>220894805its a helluva drug
>>220894435>makes false equivalenceYes because in 1999 Richard Nixon got us off the Pokémon Standard, and the dollar has been devalued ever since. Retard.
>>220895550It’s not a false equivalence. What previous anon said was comically retarded to the point you can assume they were joking. Much like you yourself. The equivalent value in fiat of gold has more purchasing power now than it did when we were on the gold standard
>>220894435Lotta money in that shit
>>220893795woah, cool it with anti-semitic remarks
>>220893762>Drug test the entire population of America>Kill anyone who fails>Repeat once a monthDone.
>>220897414>Price of clean urine skyrocketsThink of the poor furries
>>220897414that was basically the plot of one of the kingsman movies
>>220897414>heres your freedom bro
>>220897589Freedom isn't free, now pee in the jar.
Midnight basketball, big brother program, all you can eat pancakes after attending church, men's groups to better themselves and foster positive male role models
>>220898382sounds pretty gay, desu