>"You're in the blackedrooms now white girl"I really appreciate them paying homage to the 4chan source material
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The movie was better before they just made the main guy crazy and introduced the big CG monster pirate
>>220895588Not a very scary monster when a women can hold it off with one hand without much apparent difficulty.
>>220895588why is this thing a spooky horror ghoulie if a 90lb female can beat it up?
>lifted clarke up with no issue>somehow a weakened woman could hold it back with 1 armlmao
>>220896826Wasn't CG. It was some 7 foot tall basketball player from Romania in a costume. And they showed it in like the first 5 minutes of the movie
>>220895588So is the "scary" supposed to be the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot attempting rape those who enter the Backdoor Zrooms? I shan't be watching this.
>>220896870A woman could probably beat the shit out of you no problem.
>boomers>scared of the dark and creepy crawlies>millenials>scared of the woods and heckin racists>zoomers>scared of empty yellow rooms and talking on the phone>gen alpha>????What will be the spooky thing for these lil niggas?
>>220897029You aren't the target audience.
>>220897058So it's uh one big inside joke, those are fun. Especially when there is no actual joke and the delivery itself is just a gauge to see how others react, because that is how you were raised. Not Hooked on Phonics (illiteracy rates are a story for another time...) but reaction videos on JewTube.
>>220896826>CG monster pirateit was 100% practical. Maybe just admit you are a retard.
>>220897142wow you're buttmad
>>220896870By that point the movie wasn't a monster movie so much as a psychological horror. The Backrooms kill those who, like the terminally negro MC, give up. The others are tested.The two kids we see are hurt onscreen but we don't really know what happens to them offscreen.
>>220897231kat was killed, her head was in the fridge. robert was also most likely killed as no one can lose that much blood before being dragged into an unknown place by the lifeform
>>220897195Yes, I see the irony of falling for reaction engagement now. And a second time. But I feel this will be the last time as I forgot to spread herbs in my previous post.
>>220897340you should watch the movie
>>220895588lol this is silly
>>220897053Mouths
>>220895588honestly I dont get it, is this scary? its like getting attacked by a basketball american floppy waving arm man
>>220897053talking to women
this movie should've been like 160 minutes long
the movie should've been like 240 minutes long
>a nigger in a pirate costume is the scariest thing they could think of Actually you know what that's fair
>>220895588>see a million BLACKEDrooms riffs>no one makes the obvious joke of the backrooms casting couchIt's clear I'm the only non-zopmer non-alpha left on this site.
>>220897053The Amish
>>220895689shut up pajeet
>>220897053>What will be the spooky thing for these lil niggas?it's already out there, they fear illnesses and pandemics
>>220897053Being closer than 6 feet to a person, eye contact, losing internet so they can't ask chatgpt to do the most basic task
>>220895588I hated this scene not because they already established Captain Clark was stronger than Clark, Kate, and Robert combined, but because she's trying to stun him after Clark explained and demonstrated that these things don't feel or even react to pain. He flat out scalped one of them and it didn't flinch.
>>220899251They are not the same creature. Captain Clark was that formless creature from the beggining wearing Clark’s skin.It’s a heartless/nobody type of situation.
