I wish I was a big actor
You're now Brendan Fraser as he appeared in The Whale.
>>220895600(Poof)You are now Chris Farley 1hr before he od's
>>220895600I wish I was an attractive biological woman
>>220895777You are now NOT black, Asian, or Mexican
>>220895777You can still be, tho?Maybe not biological but you can still be a beautiful woman
>>220895777done, but you will be harassed by blacks and indians either irl or online, good luck
>>220895600>I wish I was a big guy >>>please specify for whom you will be a big guy compared to
>>220895600I wish that any living biological human woman I am sexually attracted to is twice as sexually attracted to me as I am to them
>>220895600For you.
>>2208960880 times 2 is still 0 you fag.
>>220895600You are now Lexington Steele and get to fuck prime Bree Olson before aids ridden Estevan gets to her.
I wish Allosaurus never went extinct.
>>220896112You tried so hard to seem smart. Read the post again.
>>220895600>>220895777>Wakes up the next day as Elliot Page
>>220896145Every bird on planet Earth is a direct descendant of the allosaurus already.
>>220895777You now were (but are not presently) an attractive biological woman.
>>220895600i wish i had chin
>wakes up as John Goodman
>>220896161No, it is you who needs to read the post again.
I wish that every poop I take is more pleasurable than the previous poop I took
>>220895777I like the garden gnome that appears in the webm
>>220895936>only blacks and indians
>>220895600I wish you were even bigger
>>220895600>a big guy in hollywood?
>>220896283I wish british people didnt exist
>>220895679That one's easy, tell the wholes to close the door on their way out and take a nap.
>>220895600i wish female and futa equid centaurs were real and were unquestionably loyal to me but not so extreme that they take my words 100% literal all of the time, understand jokes, are attuned to a personality that i would always find pleasant to be around.
>>220897290You want to fuck a horse. Am I understanding correctly?
>>220897290done, but you die in a horse fucking accident and get trampled to death
>>220895777You are now 5 seconds away from being raped by a pack of niggers.
>>220897512no just centaurs, but having a stable full of centaurs i would never want again. The monetary gain and their ability to work would be impeccable. Theyre not JUST for sexing.>>220897559the willow doesnt work like a monkeys paw but if that happened at some point way on down the road, i can live with that.
>>220895600I wish I had all the powers and none of the weaknesses of Superman.
>>220896078Kek
>>220896078Here’s your (you), you earned it.
I wish I had an OO Gauge City of Truro model train with a Digital Command Control module installed.