Looks like Kino is back on the menuNew Trailer: https://youtu.be/3oB9AxspVow
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>>220895944This better be fucking good or else I’m making a fucking real dinosaur movie.
Another movie ruined by modern color grading. It looks so fucking flat.
>>220895944So was this originally a Cloverfield movie or not?
Really bad cg slop and anti kino camera
>>220895944>Bad RobotNo thanks bro
>>220895944>unc horrorLmao your time is done
>another dino flick without a single drop of bloodLame and gay.
>>220895944It actually looks good. I am excited.
Can anyone who saw the screening tell me how it ends/are the portals explained?
>>220895944Too many annoying kids
>>220895944the "old classic pop music song slowed and epicly dramatized in a movie trailer" bit needs to fucking end
>>220897668Don't worry, they'll be beaten at some point
>western isekaikek
>>220895944looks alright, ill pirate it when it comes out. thanks
>>220895944I’m really looking forward to this one.
the annoying booming sounds and slow pop song playing every 10 seconds is the equivalent of an audio jumpscare
>>220895944>literally just Monsters on Elm Street, except they replace the psychological horror and paranoia with "DUDE, DINOSAURS, LMAO" that will never fucking be explained, because Abrams is a hackHard pass. This peaked my interest because it looked like they were finally trying something original. But it's just more 80s nostalgia mystery box slop
J. Geils Band mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWrKZKCNJg
ALIENS
>>220895944i wish she stayed in the blue dress the entire movie
>>220896101This looks kinda ne...>Bad Robotnevermind
>>220898956What the fuck are you on about?
>>220899514He's talking about the Twilight Zone episode "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street."
>>220897885I hope one of the girls gets brutally eaten alive and ripped apart by two raptors or something on screen
>>220895944Jurassic Street
dude carpenter lmaodude depalma lmaodude spielberg lmao
>>220895944Is this in the Shelby Oak(s) universe?
>>220899792It's a spinoff of Mulholland Drive.
kek, what the fuck is this shot
>>220899792No this is The End of Woke Street, not Shelby Wokes
Another one I would watch in theater. to get this and backrooms and day of disclosure I love these weird movies we need more! I think before this there was nope which was really cool
If this is a Cloverfield movie, I will not watch it.
>>220900936split diopter shot. not very common, but brian de palma would use it a lot.
>>220895944>220895944>cgi trex in the middle of the street in the suburbs where a swat team would be there in 5 minutes>a strong woman runs out into the middle of the street with a .30-30 lever gun>she fires once without aiming and then starts running down the middle of the fucking street so the cgi dino can chase herfuck this shit I'm out
>>220901504>cgi trex in the middle of the street in the suburbs where a swat team would be there in 5 minutesThe premise of the movie is that the neighborhood gets teleported back in time.
>>220901583well then a bunch of guys would go outside and shoot it with AR-15s and shotguns
>>220901583Do they link up with Adam Driver's character in that 65 movie?
>>220895944Holy shit I hate Billy Joel. What a shit trailer.
>>220899584yeah, that's my bad, I havnt watched that in 20 years, so my memory is kinda shit... But I'm not wrong, am I?
>>220901635It would kill everyone and then wander off to die from blood loss or infection. You need specialized ammunation to hunt big game.
>>220898998>J. Geils Bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDBoPLCeMKA&list=RDQDBoPLCeMKA&start_radio=1
So this is the plot of Dino Crisis, lol.Man, fuck Abrams and grabby hands stealign betetr ideas.
