The video that buckbroke the industry.
I don't even have to watch it to know that it's full of generic midwit takes like "omg it's so expensive / why go to the movies when everything's streamable / muh niggers". Fuck off.
>>220896565>muh niggersJames drops like 30 n-bombs in this video. It's fucking unhinged.
>collaboration with Justin "Zionism & Freshly Bleeding Pussies" SilvermanJames fucked some 12 year old girl in exchange for work
>>220896541Bimmy is going to get cancelled againespecially that ten minute tirade at the end about Niggers in Theaters I mean damn Bimmy I'm a racist and even I thought you went too far there!
>>220896657Shame he followed up his Nigger word rant by saying he personally endorses Gavin Newsom for president before declaring he busted open his 8 year old daughter's pussy. Liberals are twisted and deranged.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>220896541>wearing hats indoorsnice try, bald faggot
>JAMES LOOKS SO BADASS WITH HIS FREAKIN BEARD MAN
>>220896619Unabashedly based.
>>220896541>Shat on licensed movie cups and popcorn buckets calling them useless and more expensive toys Based, they do look funny tho
>>220896950The Thing's cup is the only one with a good design here, the others look kinda lame
>>220896990>thinking that lame ass kiddy shit looks decentGenuinely gain taste and stop being 12 you nigger
>>220896541>>220896950
>>220896990>>220897037
>You know what's bullshit? Niggers! Big-lipped, buck-toothed niggers! I can't walk down the street without being hassled by a dozen of these pavement apes wearing their saggy jeans half-way down their ass talking in some subhuman dialect it would take me a decade to decipher. And if that's enough, most of my taxes go to useless programs in a futile attempt to teach these shit-colored retards to read and hold down a job. At least they smell better than Indians, though not by much. We've let our entire society fall to pieces to coddle these ignorant half-apes, and that's bullshit.
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>>220897037>>220897067>>220897092>putting heated food into (cheap chinese) plastic
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>>220897157
>>220897037>"popcorn bucket">can only hold a tiny (woman's) handful of popcorn inside of it
>>220897171>It's okay when Japs do it
>>220896541He calls out fuckable popcorn vessels as the number one problem
>>220896541How bold is he?
>>220897069I actually read it in his voice, probably because I watched his YNWBS videos recently.
>>220897157lol how much lead is in that hunk of shit
hollywood still hasn't recovered. sad
>>220896541Bimmy BTFO
>>220896619the special appearance from the loco bandito was kino
>>220896859UNDERSTAND WHAT IM TELLIN YA, AND IM ON RECORD FOR THIS, ERIC BISCHOFF IS A NO GOOD, LOUSY, SON OF A BITCH
>>220896950my brother has that thing cup
>>220896747That's based, Newsom hates niggers too and likes to subtly insult them
He lost credibility with me with the plagiarism stuff. Mike also did 90% of.The work
>>220897931he's also like the only white guy in California which is funny given his position, he really is just king cracker of brown pisspot land
>>220898221he lost me for years when it went from his normal format to standing around the fake blockbuster with two dudes that weigh over 900 lbs combined and it sucked
>>220896541AINT NO WAY DIDDY BLUD STILL WEARIN THAT MORTAL KOMBAT HAT LMAAAOOOO
>>220897803Shots fired
>>220898276Agreed. 2017 through 2020 before Covid was his boring and dead era. I will say that his covid stuff and his podcast and constant behind the scene videos were entertaining and peak shitposting material. Climbing the mowden is still the best thing he ever uploaded since his old days.
>>220897912kek Wolverine getting B L A C K E D
>>220897037That shit can't even hold popcorn
>>220897196Yes
>>220898221Here's the truth - Bimmy is a retard who lucked out that his autistic obsession with making shitty home movies managed to be turned into something actually popular for once thanks to Mike being his tardrwranglerBimmy just wants to have his ego-stroked and so he goes along with whatever other people tell him to do like the Blobs, Ryan, Doug Walker, Cheetaman2 Scammer, Mike Matei, etc while he just nods and says a two word response like okSo the plagiarism thing, Bimmy probably wasn't even aware he just said 'hmm yep ok' to everything he was told and never looked into it because as everyone here knows - Bames has a problem with time. Probably due to being a retard who sat at the back of the short bus.So i don't blame him so much for the plagiarism as for the two blobs that are using him as their golden goose and serve the current role as the tardwranglers of Cinemassacre - Ryan and Crusty Justy.Mike was smart enough to realize he made bank and to get out of this sinking ship while the getting was good.
>>220897037At this point just buy a fucking toy. These buckets are just for people in denial of wanting to have toys
>>220898963Cute
>>220898418>>220899213Post the webm of him collapsed in a heap on the side of the mowden while people casually walk around him.
>>220897157I was tempted to get that one even before I saw the movie.>>220897171I've been looming for that on Japanese resale sites, but it usually sells out pretty quick. Almost got the hand cup holder.>>220897196Evangelion took moichendizing to a whole new level.
>>220897171I did find a hand puppet head of Unit 01.
>>220897196>>220898963What is your latest Rei aquisition?
>>220899501he never struck me as particularly physically fit, WHAT WAS HE THINKING
>>220897037Do people even care about Lobo? Is it 1997?
>>220899666He is the closest thing DC has to a deadpool.
>>220899725You mean besides Ambush Bug?
>>220899639The special edition of the manga I bought came with some hard card thingie with a Rei illustration on it
>>220899666He showed up in the 90s Superman cartoon and the 2001 Justice League cartoon, so I'm sure that at least people who saw reruns in Cartoon Network when they were young know what Lobo is
>>220899787I mean a character that people know who kills people.
>>220899787>>220900116To clarify, I don't think (from what little I know of the character ) you can make an ambush bug movie with the same R-rated slop as deadpool without making him a straight up rip-off.
>>220899501>on the side of the mowdenI wonder if he saw a wuff while he was there
>>220896619brb. Liking, commenting & subscribing.
>>220896541i watched the video>trailersI arrive 20-25 minutes late so this is a non-issue>subscriptions I only have AMC a list but it's a pretty great value if you watch more than 3 movies a month. I think his complaints only really apply to other chains. amc doesn't charge a convenience fee if you have A-list but I know regal unlimited does. >concessionsyeah I fucking hate movie concessions. they're overpriced and taste like garbage. I just eat beforehand and maybe sneak a snack in. >AMC express lineI hate this bullshit they always ignore this line>AMC IDI don't really mind this one, most employees don't even care enough to check. if it became a problem I'd just upload a profile picture on the app. >coke machineI don't drink that slop>reserved seatingMr. Cinemassacre is a faggot for thinking this is a problem. >Chain introsNot gonna lie, I kinda enjoy this bullshit. I find it funny. It actually annoyed me when AMC shortened the Nicole Kidman one. I don't care for the video with the couple dancing, racing cars, and drinking coke though. >reclinerspeople rarely move once the movie has started so this is a non-issue for me >suspension of disbelief is this retard really complaining about exit signs? what fucking theaters have hallways positioned so outside light spills onto the projector screen?>format fraudliemax does annoy me, but I prefer Dolby anyway>cash grabsit's retarded but they're not forcing me to buy popcorn buckets. I just treat it as consoomers subsidizing my subscription with their stupid trinkets.
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>220899799I actually jave an order coming in with a bunch of Tei trading cards based on the Ayanami Raising Project game. I actually had bought a few packs at a local Japanese bookstore in the US when they came out.
>>220900293>and maybe sneak a snack inYou're just trying to get me shot.
>>220900293other than the price of tickets and concessions now, the only real reason theaters suck now is because of the loud and obnoxious niggers
>>220896541The problem isnt the theaters, modern movies suck.
>>220897171If you're gonna make an Eva popcorn bucket surely ramiel is the best choice
>>220900293>is this retard really complaining about exit signs?>what fucking theaters have hallways positioned so outside light spills onto the projector screen?Some of them are poorly designedn and light and sound does leak im through the open door. Plus the fact that they have stupid IMAX logo lights in the theater, even if they are just on during previews, is dumb.
>>220898260There are 12 million white people in California
>>220899213Mangled ToonerTruther fingers typed this
wtf
>>220897912Not my proudest erection.
>>220896541>cinemas don't clean their seats, there's literally shit and puss stains on them>B-BUT KEEP GOING TO THE CINEMA GOYS, IT'S THE CHOSEN PEOPLE'S FAVOUROTE PAST TIME
>>220897037DOING IT BABYDOING IT BABY
>>220900293>what fucking theaters have hallways positioned so outside light spills onto the projector screen?I was at a theater where the exit sign bled onto the screen the whole movie.
>>220900321protip: bring a girlfriend and use her purse.
>>220900317She cute
>trailersyeah it sucks>subscriptions the movie ticket price is the main reason not to see movies too often>concessionsI sneak food in>coke machineI sneak drinks in>reserved seatingI think it is a problem mainly due to how small each theature is, but only the first week is filled to the brim like this unless it's a popular movie>Chain introsI turn my brain off, but I like the rollercoaster>reclinersI feel you here>suspension of disbelief yeah that can eb a problem sometimes, most of the lights and doors are auto closed in good places. more arcades would be fucking kino though>format fraudmarketing>cash grabsi don't buy them
>>220900680Yes
>>220896541Yeah it looks goofy, but st least the DUNC bucket was a bucket with a topper, meaning that it could easily be used to store a respectable amount of popcorn. Some of these look like they barely hold any popcorn, and do so in such a way you'll probably wind up losing even more as you struggle to grab said popcorn.
>>220896541Uhh, what does James mean by "the right crowd"?
>>220900969No weirdos
>>220896541He kinda looks like my boss with his beard.
>>220896541He can't keep getting away with it.
>>220897196Cute butt.
>>220900506I always see these complaints and they're so stupid. Do you clean your sofa every day? How about your mattress? No, stop lying. You sacrifice cleanliness for comfort all the time. You want clean seats? Go sit on some freshly power washed steel bleachers outside and watch a ball game in 100 degree weather.
>>220901014S01face
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>>220896541Based James >>220896565>Muh niggers That's a real problem
You can tell it was written by Justin Silverman
>>220896990Now I'm just imagining a john carpenter's the thing popcorn basket. Would it be a sloppy rubber blob that unfolds into a partial dog copy? the crab head? the belly teeth that bite off doc's hands? mccready's hat?
>>220897703he's rrrrrreally bold!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfBr5l4S63Q
>>220896541I never got the whole IMAX thing.>Yo, the screen is le bigger and you're sitting closer>That will be double priceLike I barely even pay for normal tickets anymore because it's way comfier sitting on my recliner with some good snacks or pizza and watching Kino on my 4K 75 inch OLED
>>220897092That thing is sick. Must cost like a 100 bucks
>>220896541Cinemas are fineThe problem is most films today suck and people have 80 inch OLED 4K TV's to bridge the gap.
>>220900336Ding ding ding we have a winner. All the crap he comes up with in the video is to skirt around the main issue of the loud niggers. Most people would be fine with everything else, if only they could watch the fucking movie in peace and quiet. Even the prices
What does r/TheCinemassacreTruth think about this video?
I can't wait for the redcowarcade to leech off of another cinemassacre video
>>220897115some of them are cool
>>220902509Frankie and Gymmy video please
>>220902487Review coming when they've finished dilating
Has James seen Backrooms?
>>220896541I'm amazed that the original zoomer e-celeb slop is still making videos today.
>>220897037Cringe
>>220903951>zoomerBimmy was making videos before the zoomer generation was born.
>>220903951James is silent generation
>>220903951For youtube standards it's a kino channel
>>220900506This shit only ever happens in American theaters
What about Japan? I can't imagine Japanese theaters being filled wit obnoxious moviegoers.
>>220901191The difference is those are my furniture, you mongoloid.
>>220904406I only go to high end theaters, like the Alamo Drafthouse. No blacks or children there ever.
The thing about the lights, 100%< why so bright?
>>220897115This is how Covid-20 starts.
>>220904438Japanese theaters are dead silent.
>>220901981this is very tasteful
He can say whatever the fuck he wants. He already made it in life
>>220896541>buckbroke the industry>300k viewsThe non-functional autists who still watch this idiot are so adorkable.
>>220896541His complaint about illuminated signs and too much light in theatres was valid.
>>220897115Colon cancer on the rise in young adults.Gets the noggjn joggin.
>>220901981kek is this real
HE IS THE GAME DUDEHE IS SO RUDEHE IS THE GAMER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE
>>220896541bump
>>220902747Oh the fag on the left was in a recent vid of theirs with the long haired AVGN wannabe and is completely intolerable. The worst takes and has zero to contribute when talking.
>>220897803No Mike Stoklasa none of those internet creator movies you listed were as bad as Space Cop was. Your movie was worse than the movie Linkara made, you total fucking failure.
>>220899213Based Jim making low IQ schizo faggots blogpost in impotent rage for all our amusement.
>>220900293>but im 5'8"
>>220900354You can exclusively go see re-releases and still be aware that the experience of going to the theater has gotten worse. It's not an either/or situation, it is both.
>>220901069Literally the only correct response to slop, ahead of the curve
>>220900969No sneaky devils.
>>220901069A light so bright it even saved one of the most lost souls, albeit only briefly.
You always show up to the movies late. If it's a 7:30 showing the actual move won't start until like 7:50 minimum with ads and trailers spammed at you Pretty fucking obnoxious, they really should just have those playing before the playtime of the movie 24/7 and at 7:30 on the dot change to the move
>>220905122He will return. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZDKaUKvqE
>>220896619Based curator of film.
>>220906133Some cinemas don't let you in if you're too late
>>220896619He didn't say it in front of or in reference Robert so it's okay.
I really dont get the hate for novelty popcorn buckets. Its just fun and silly. It's whimsical as fuck. Id love to see a movie and everyone has their matching silly popcorn and giggling, excited for the movie. Give girls a reason to take pics and post online which is also free advertising for the movies. Yeah OK retard. I love whimsical popcorn
>>220897803honestly quite taken aback by that referencefelt like there'd been an unspoken rule amongst these mid-level 'reviewer' channels against naming eachother especially if to throw shade
>>220896541>wears a cap nowCan't he afford a hair transplant?
Where did the hair go?
>>220896950>>220896541 very truebert. make anime movies great again like Demon Slayer!
>>220906133>a 7:30 showing the actual move won't start until like 7:50 minimum with ads and trailersi showed up late for Project Hail Mary. and the movie already started. they didn't show any ads at all. missed the first 15 mins of the doc/teacher waking up.
>>220902182>I never got the whole IMAX thing.>>Yo, the screen is le bigger and you're sitting closer>>That will be double pricei dare say the audio is better. but the bigger height of the screen ain't nothing much. might as well buy front row seats , except for movies with lots of CG. with CG movies, if you watch at the front row, the pixels and scaling up defects are very obvious.(e.g. Planet of the Apes)also modern IMAX is fake IMAX. it's only 4K resolution fired onto the screen with muh LASERS!!! not real IMAX film at all. the old real IMAX cinemas are long dead. you can watch 8K pron downloaded for "free" on the webz.
>>220900293Literally all of those complaints are basically "okay don't use it then" except the exit sign which is a bizarre complaint and I've never seen it. The worst that I've seen was a theater where the signs were green instead of red but I stopped paying attention after the movie started.What's really weird to me though is the complaint about reserved seating, and that's not even the first time I saw a youtube complain about it. "I miss the good old days where you got in and it was a race to get the best seats, and you had to show up really early if you wanted to get a good one." I do not understand how people can be nostaglic for being inconvinienced. I have never once gone into a theater and said "you know, I really wish I didn't get to choose my seat before I got into the auditorium. I wish I got stuck in the worst possible seat as punishment for being 5 minutes late and not being able to just pick a different day to go."
>>220905116Sadly no but fans made 3D printed versions.
>>220901069I remember what's his face relentlessly mocking James for having a piece of vintage Star Trek V merch, and yet in 2026 all the fake nerds would be climbing over each other for anything related to "good Trek" since everything Alex Kurtzman touches turned to shit to the point where the IP is going to have to be reset.
>>220896541The fake IMAX thing is a real problem.I remember going to a science center on a field trip and we watched a documentary about the arctic in real IMAX, it was actually intense and pretty cool. Now I laugh at the idiots who think "movie screen but bigger" is the real thing
does justy really smell like a dumpster
>>220900293sneak a snack - sneak a snack! sneaky snacky lucky tacky.sneako le snacko.
The theatres all feel the same to me, the only difference is since Covid theatre etiquette is in the fucking trash and the companies won’t do fuck all except make 50 whiney “please no phones!” Ads before every movie that DO NOT WORK because troglodytes only react to physical force
>>220908671it makes no sense because James says he wants to arrive late for the movie and skip the ads, but also wants assigned seating to be removed and the only way to get good seats is by .....arriving early
How much do you guys usually tip the popcorn guy?
if you want a peaceful theater experience go at noon. or 11 am. go as soon as they open. that's going to be the most quiet. and it will be cheaper matinee price .no kids, no screaming teens. no cellphones. only old people go early. kids are in school.
I would happily pay a price increase on tickets if they offered a 30+ White only experience
>>220897037Check it out guys I just got the newest popcorn box
>>220897196Would fuck and come inside before going home to my loving Asuka wife who is totally fine with it btw
>>220896541>315k viewsDo you understand how little this is in 2026. It hasn't buckbroke shit
>>220901981Guys lets assume they screening shindlers list! What would be the cups and buckets? Jews Sculls?
>>220896541His videos are so low effort nowadays, he can't even be bothered to appear on camera most of the time except to shill whatever garbage product/service his sponsor told him to shill. He just records himself reading a script some jeet intern at Screenwave wrote for him. I wish Bimmy would've quit AVGN after his dogshit movie flopped instead of selling out to some jew owned media company that nostalgia baits his retarded audience and stuffs his videos with as many ads as possible.
>>220908943What does your heart tell you?
>>220896893
>>220909535A wooden door
>>220896541All his complaints are valid except the popcorn buckets, come on, these are kino.
>>220896541people still watch this bald mf?
>>220901967Definitely the belly teeth bucket
>>220896541Ok so when are left wingers going to start calling him a chud after this take?
>>220910936>startThey've been seething at him for a decade already with no sign of it slowing down.
>>220897803Haven't they brought it up before?
>>220896541Why are liemax allowed to exist? I thought americans loved suing people?
>>220908943
>>220908913>I remember going to a science center on a field trip and we watched a documentary about the arctic in real IMAX,my nearest /sci/ center also "upgraded" their IMAX to digital fake-IMAX too....
>>220900300AND WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE UP THE ASS
>unc bitching about mundane shit like anyone cares
>>220911855Like you are right now? Retarded zoom zoom.
>>220911855>>220911933DUDE I LOVE THIS VERY REAL AND NOT FORCED AT ALL INTERGENERATIONAL CONFLICTIRINO ITS SO HECKIN REAL
>>220896565Stay madTheaters are for faggots
>>220908015BACK TO THE PAST
>>220911933>if you reply it means you totally careok anonI didn't even finish the video but so far it has been "broo the recliner is too loud, frfr the soda choices are shit, no cap the ads are too long" like it's just random minutia just to vent about something to shit out a sponsored video in the absence of any intelligent takes and opinionsif you are so invested into cinema I don't see why you won't make your home cinema like regular people do so you can have the experience that you want instead of bitching about things that are beyond your controldon't like it? don't go then, nobody's holding you at gunpoint
>>220912055>if you reply it means you totally careThat's usually how it works, yes.
some buckets can be kino
>>220912114no anon that's not how it works, the subjective experience of some random dude on the Internet is irrelevant to me you don't need to care to engage with something
>>220912126Yeah that point about the buckets seems extra retarded and something that Justin insisted be the #1 point for engagement purposes. It made James seem like a retard(I know) with no self-awareness.
>>220912194>>220912126I guess that a bucket to me is like a Funko pop. specially the bigger ones. Godzilla had an amazing 10 inch Funko
>>220897037Bravo DC
>>220900864Based
>>220912247as a kaiju fan that shit fucking sucks
>>220901967kek the idea of eating popcorn out of the upside down hat tickles me
>>220896541Based James the inventor of indie filmmaking
>>220913517for Funko shit they're really nice. better than the usual Funko. I like them. really great spine and mouth detail
>>220914040you know where there would be better spine and mouth detail? NECCA. Shit even the Super7 figures have more personality than funkslop. Gain some standards
>>220914234but we were talking about popcorn buckets sweetie. the original point being made was that porncorn buckets are a similar type of collectible as a big 10 inch Funko pop. no articulation, just a plastic statue. as for neca, neca breaka. very brittle joints, breaks easily. very fragile. their plastics smell. they become sticky over time.
>>220896541>modernTheaters have been obsolete for 30 years.
>>220914518you're the one that brought up funkos having good detail faggot. the point being that you're opinions hold no value due to such retardation. typical monsterverse entry ass fan
