They're literally making a Chris Hansen movie staring Robert Pattinson and there's not one thread on /tv/ about it.
>a movie about Robert Pattinson hunting discord mods, jeets, redditors, 4channers, and public servantskino overload
>>220899334>and there's not one thread on /tv/ about itNo one using this site today is old enough to know who Chris Hansen he is or why he would be important to 4chan.
>>220899334>entrapment is le based!!
>>220899712>admitting to being underagedbad move, anon
The trailer makes him look like some kind of badass motherfucker WHO'S SEEN SOME SHIT, and is now ready to kill everyone on the planet and to be honest, that makes me want to see it. I'm all about that gangster arc.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrfrf53ttYY
>>220899809Critical thinking is a skill you can learn.
>>220899823I like that Robert nailed the way he talks.
>>220899863Man's a fucking CHAMELEON
>>220899334who asked for this?
>>220899823>movie ends with the texas DA-ACK!BASED
>>220899621would it be more kino if he had his batman suit?
>>220899334https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primetime_(2026_film)>In October 2024, it was announced that Lance Oppenheim would make his fiction feature film debut, with A24 financing and distributing, and Pattinson on board as only a producer at the time; Ari Aster was also reported to be among the film's producers.[8]A24 is really aping on 4chan/Internet culture now aren't they.
Why were anons in another thread saying the Pat used to post here? Do we know for sure he lurked?
>>220899992It's the winning play after all
>>220899334I wonder if they’ll include him be terrible with money and bouncing checks
>>220900190Or ruining an 18 year old's life after he went out with a 17 year old
>>220899334>Hollywood chomos are making a movie about their kindShan't be watching.
>>220899334Anyone watch Hansen's new show? Not as good but still pretty funny.
>>220899992INB4 BUCKS: A Jordan Peele Joint
Whatever they make can't possibly be worse than the Predators documentary.
>>220899334I like the show, yet this trailer confused me. Is it a dramatized version of the show?The documentaries and interviews are good enough for me. I am not sure what the movie will be like. If it is like an action/drama movie of >>220899621 then I am all on board.Also Chris Hansen himself has to be involved and make a cameo or something.