George get beard
>>220900981millenial George
left: adult man in the 80s and 90sright: redditor nu-male
Why didn't Kramer have a beard? I feel like it would have suited his chaotic personality.
>>220900981He looks gay. Original is better. More honest.
>>220901290Facial hair just wasn't a thing in the 90s. Maybe soul patches and goatees, but even those were uncommon.
"A vacation from ourselves," that's what you said.
>>220901498Kramer with a soul patch would go fucking hard, but I was thinking the unkempt, scraggly beard that mentally ill people have and always have had.
>>220901498Retard.
>>220900981
>>220900981why not both?
>>220900981Tomar, look! It's you!
>>220900981he wasn't a plebbitor that gets presets from his wife's boyfriend
>>220900981>Soul vs soulless
>90s: clean shaven>00s: chinstraps, goatees>10s: lumberjack beards>20s: stubbles and mustaches what's the next logical step
>>220901272yet both equally sexless
>>220903200Hipster beards are really fucking dead aren't they? It's so rare to see a dude with a full beard on the street.
>>220900981>the chad embrace>the numale cope
>>220903200big mustaches
>>220900981is there a more sóy look than bald + beard + glasses?embrace the hairless aesthetic, start prometheusmaxxing it looks way cooler and more intimidating
>>220903288>dude just stop having poor eyesight and needing glasses
>>220903274like Johnny Cakes from Sopranos?
>>220903200Rainbow dye
>>220901625Episode where Elaine goes on a date with Tomar
he looks worse bald with a beard, much cringier and forced look, dudes who 'just shave it' look like insecure fags 70% of the time
>>220900981You're mentally ill if you think right looks better
>>220901544He was an old fashioned no nonsense kind of guy, relic stuck in the 70s, contrasted with clean shaven modern go getter Tim Allen
>>220900981Left is an approachable guy. He looks like he works at a hardware store and grills burgers every weekend. Right looks like a redditor or a pretentious faggot even by 90s standards.>>220903381Looks like a sexual predator.
>>220901523>>220901498>>220901290he had stubble earlier on, was more sloppy lookin
the "dude just shave it off and grow a beard lmao" mentality wasn't really a thing back then. Even having balding hair like George was preferable.
>>220901523Kramer was a serious man and had correct thoughts about some "people"
>>220900981Le Sóyrge
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>>220901272I miss the term nu-male, “søyboy” took over too quickly
>full head of hair>completely incapable of growing facial hair beyond looking like a sex offenderIs it turkey for me, bros?
>>220900981>>220904051>>220903381>>220901598>George plays Tekken
>>220904566>me forgetting the pic but not deleting the post because I got dubs
>>220903200Wizard's beard
>>220904575I look like this coping with shit beard genes
>>220904575>yooo is that shang tsung from street fighter?? shit slaps forreal ain't even cappin
>>220900981>normal man>satanist crossfit groomer
>>220901498I remember Lost brought beards back in style for men.
>>220903200Gay sex
>>220901523You need to delete this NOW. I have only been unemployed for 2 months. As soon as I land an interview, I will scrub myself up. I am NOT CRAZY.
>>220903299Yes. Do you NOT do your eye exercises?
>>220903223It’s a ton of work to keep clean and maintain. Without lubrication and brushing it gets patchy and painful.
>>220903288Being pudgy is the main culprit. This dude would look like shit if he gained 40 lbs and stopped lifting
>>220900981>not posting all 4 combinations
>>220904839Brought them... back? Why? Were they Lost (TV Series 2004-2010)?
>>220900981Joshua Tolmar
>>220903637you can't draw this deep of a conclusion form a picture like that without either projection or drawing on some sort of interaction that made you seethe
>>220900981I get mad at my balding friends for shaving their heads. Bald on top is such a kino look that I'm almost jealous my diffuse thinning isnt a bald spot.
>>220903299ever heard of contact lenses? >>220904902also this
>>220904566>George plays Tekken
>>220900981I’m sure Elaine would get mad at George’s new look
>>220908431english only
>>220904051georg get northern exposure
>>220900981>Geoege
>>220903274"porn staches" are already the current performative male trend
>>220903169He looks like Trosky
>>220908683>socialist george
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>>220904893i've had a beard for 15 years and i've only ever used soap on it and its never been patchy or painful
>>220904893>lubing your beard
>>220904893the point of having a beard is that it's the opposite of work. the idea of having to "maintain" a beard is somehow more involved than shaving every day is ridiculous.
>>220908545Critical drinker
>>220909684yeah alcohol still hasn't gone away as a perfomative thing either. not even the 2010 era hecking whiskey fan hipster shit.
>>220900981>Goerge with beardNOW he looks his age!
>>220903221pretty sure george was fuckin thoughbeit
>>220903169Costanza if he was a porn acto in the late 80's and 90's.>>220906159Costanza if he was in Home Improvement in lieu of Al Borland.
>>220900981i just keep a close-trimmed soul patch and chin-beard, the rest remaining permanently stubbled. never use a razor. but i'm not bald (head full of hair), so that helps i suppose
