What was this retard thinking?
>>220901351>in kitchen>put pan on fireplacewas the hob not working?
>gon make a roast cheese
>>220901351This is why it's best to not have heros outside of fiction. Men will always let you down.
>>220901484>men will always let you downA gay man realizing too late that he should have married the only woman he was ever with instead of indulging in homosexuality.
This should have ended his career immediately.
>>220901351I'm sure he figured doing it over the open fire place would be folksy and rustic without thinking how you absolutely cannot control the heat and for a grilled cheese you need low and slow. Then, when it fucked up, the lazy cunt couldn't be bothered spending another 10 minutes making a new sandwich and cooking in the kitchen for a second take. He deserves all the flak he received and more for this vid desu.
why did he willingly upload it? Could have just deleted the whole video
>>220901542He had that little regard for his viewers.
>>220901542>>220901615its a constant cry for help. Not remember the frito pie video where he salts a bag of fritos twice?
Seems like he's trying to copy Townsend. I just hope Gordon doesn't try to copy Townsend's politics. That won't be good for anybody.
he probably never really had experience making a grilled cheese in his life if you think about it. is that a common snack for brits? he went into fine dining pretty young and probably thought that was a shit snack back thenhe fucked up by getting too thick of bread, cheese that doesn't melt easily, and cooking on too high of heat
>>220901688>orange fool incident so bad that all your viewers stop watching you... and start watching a gay guyTrumpsissies... do you want to talk about something?
You guys remember the Jewish guy that lived in San Diego or something with the big circle bbq cooktop. He was pretty good.
>>220901643That was my first hint that this dude is either completely checked out or was always a hack
>>220901542An true artist need not explain the purpose behind his art
>tries to redeem himself in another video>fucks it up againdue to the rapid pace of his videos i feel like the dude thinks everything needs to be at a high heat
>>220901760forgot the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCqns11E_9M
>>220901351"This will make a nice slice of cake to stuff up my ass to feed to mouse I have up there"
>>220901351I got disillusioned when I watched his steak cooking video on youtube. He didn’t do a good job. And he just skipped showing the cross section cut. Instead of reshooting and cooking another steak. Felt like he’s just a greedy min-max hustle grind culture jew.
>>220901688oh he got infected with TDS? shame
>>220901760>>220901776that doesnt look too bad tho
>>220901858i mean i'd eat it but for a pro chef that looks like shit. some would argue it's not really a grilled cheese either
>>220901776>guys ill make a grilled cheese right this time>adds 100 ingredients where its no longer a grilled cheese
>>220901542He claims he has never done drugs because something something muh brother but anybody who has done drugs and more specifically cocaine knows exactly what this video is.
>>220902033You ever show your significant other how good of a duster you are? Check the fan.
>>220901748>>220901643he does anything for a buck nowadays. i'm sure he was just phoning it in and didn't expect the video to have so many viewshe was on some snack youtube video recently with another british chef and talked about how he grinded up hot cheetos to make a coating for a dish and the british chef just shakes his head and goes "you've changed"
That "retard" makes your life's salary in a week
>>220901351He wanted to do a cool, classy, "rustic" cooking video which he obviously had never attempted before and just assumed it would be easy.>>220901542Possibly the decision was out of his hands. People who pay him may have demanded he put a video out at that time and that's what he had.
LITTLE BIT OF KIMCHEE
>>220901760Grilled Cheese is super simple: > Take two slices of bread (ideally potato bread) > Butter one side of each slice liberally> Heat frying pan on medium-low heat > Place one slice of bread, butter side down> Place six (6) slices of cheese, preferably American, a top the cooking bread slice > Cover with the second bread slice, butter side up> Flip when underside is golden brown> Cook until second side is also golden brown
>>220902410>grilled cheese is super simple>9 step recipe
>>220902440Potato bread didn't clue you in?
>>220901351He's visibly hungover just like in the Frito Pie videohttps://youtu.be/7wQpHTnji68?
I like to put tuna salad in my grilled cheese. You'd think the mayonnaise would separate and become all gross due to the heat, but that doesn't happen. But I guess it might happen if you cook it too long, so be careful. I call it "Grilled Cheese with Tuna"
>>220901351pigao
>>220902497Nigger, that's called a tuna melt.
>>220901351ramsey is gay, gonna post my favorite melt recipe>cinnamon twist bread>provalone>italian seasoning>hard salami/pepperoni>another provalone>cinnamon bread>cook like a regular grilled cheese>sprinkle of salt on top of the breadso fucking good its unreal
>>220902538>tuna melt Damn, that sounds good. I’m not even hungry and that sounds good.
>>220901760>>220901776>redemption video >ridiculous looking hair transplant>shoving into the oven to ensure it meltsYou didn't beat the game. >>220902497How did you come up with the name?
>>220902591I gotta say, this sounds absolutely crazy and I’m all about absolutely crazy when it comes to basic food recipes, so you had better not be fucking trolling me. Because I am gonna try to make this sandwich someday, and if it ends up not blowing my mind, you will owe me 20 theoretical USD for ingredients and emotional damages.
>>220902671Just pay attention to how much meat you put on, too much and it doesnt get warm enough or gets too oily that when you bite into it, the salami slides out together and its a very subpar experience. Sweet and savory is my favorite when it comes to comfort foods and if you like that then i think you will enjoy it very much. If it means anything, almost everyone ive ever given one too has asked for another at a seperate, unprompted time.
>>220901529The problem is people's perception. Grilled Cheese doesn't equate to the American oozing type of sandwich, in a lot of places what he made would be fine.
cold cheese and kimchee, innit
>>220902497Fuck this. Tuna melts, tomorrow. This is happening.
>>220902410six slices of american cheese is insane. low and slow is the way to go to get the best crunch on the bread
>>220901529>you absolutely cannot control the heatSure you can. Whenever I cook over a fire with cast iron you just kind of press the bottom into the coals, put some butter on the pan and figure out how close to the red hot coals you need to be. Also, the trick for a good grilled cheese is that you just need to toast the bread, you get the melt by throwing some water in the pan and covering it. It steams through the bread, melts the cheese, and makes the bread fluffy.
>>220902497>>220902538i love tuna melts but even if i have a thin layer of tuna on a sandwich when i bite into it most of it spews out the edges
>>220902780It doesnt really even look like an appetizing sandwich but it just went to show that for whatever reason he cant do basic shit or take something really basic and just elevate it in a simple and easy way. It feels the same as when you watch a recipe and its like>ok today all youll need is stuff you should already have in your kitchen>first grab some saffron...
>>220902497I do my grilled cheese like this. A slice of mild cheddar, 2 slices of swiss cheese, and a kraft single (just to get that melty gooeyness), and I put two or three slices of tomato in there. Then you fry it on the stove, steam it, and serve. The tomato in there makes it almost like theres a little pocket of tomato soup in each bite (its just warm watered down tomato paste after all).
>>220901528>a youtube video made in 10 minutes during covid lockdown should have ended his career
>>220901824more like the Trumpettes pussies got TDSDS, the guy made an orange custard and they lost their shit lmao
>>220902260>>220901643>>220901542>>220901529>>220901351he claims it's because his dad used to beat the shit out of his mom and she couldn't leave because she was poor so he wants to make as much money as possible so his daughters don't have to stay with someone who beats them
>>220903040>his dad used to beat the shit out of his momLike a proper fookin scotsman
>>220902959not an argument
>>220901351He’s been away from the stove for too long.
>>220901351>Bread>Nice and hot and 90 percent of the 'which
>>220903040>so his daughters don't have to stay with someone who beats themCouldn't he just stop beating them?
>>220902410I still remember my great-grandmother making me open-faced grilled cheese "sandwiches" which is one slice of roman meal bread with extra-sharp cheddar on top. Small glass of 7-up to wash it down. I don't know how she melted the cheese evenly without burning the bread.
>>220901351I saw this clip before I was even aware of the meme, and I remember thinking at this very moment how on earth he's going to toast the bread evenly without burning it. then i just thought oh well he's a chef I'm sure he knows how to prepare food on an open fire better than I do. I just find it funny that even a layman like me instantly sees how there's something wrong going on here, way before the cheese reveal.
>Anglo cheese culture
>>220903816that's what made it so baffling. you can tell even before he cuts it that the bread is just getting scorched by radiant heat while the inside is basically room temp. the second he stacked those bricks and put the pan 2 inches from a bonfire it was over.he overcomplicated the one sandwich where the entire trick is "medium-low heat and wait". chefs really do get brain damage when they have to cook poor people food.
even Ja/ck/ mogs gordon when it comes to grilled cheese
>>220903835Feels like the cooking equivalent of when an artist who specializes in realism or even traditional western superhero comics tries to draw anime or something, getting so tripped up trying to brute force their highfalutin art knowledge onto the subject that the end result just looks like uncanny dogshit.
>>220903868he keeps having strokes but he keeps eating slop
>>220903909You're being a bit generous. He's just thick. Smart people don't get that angry at their underlings
>>220902410you need a sprinkle of salt on there btw
>>220902410Just so I have this clear ... One of the insides is buttered, and one of the outsides is buttered? That's fucking retarded. Why would you do that
>>220902497Well you shouldn’t because that’s already a thing with a name
>>220901728This fag is a joy to watch
>>220903040That’s why he can’t make a grilled cheese?
>>220902008>Reach over to your kimchi station and spread evenly
>>220904000Read it again
>>220903040Don't worryI will marry all his daughters and won't beat them
>>220903040He is literally not giving any of his children a leg up or inheritance and he bragged about that in the papers. I think he's just an unprincipled rat who will say whatever he thinks will give him social capital anon
>>220901728max has always been more kino and atleast for now he isnt super gay and tries to avoid this topic
Am I the only one who uses a round wire rack on top of a plate when serving my grilled cheese? I need that shit to be crispy all around.
>>220902780Weak bait
>>220902410>preferably AmericanKnowing Americans, American cheese is actually pure lard.
Whats funny is that American cheese is literally just cheese with 1 extra ingredient. It is no different than injecting mold into cheese
>>220902591I do the same thing but I add a Cadbury Creme egg.
Are you guys a bread presser or a leave alone kinda person? I prefer pressing the bread until its thin
>>220904524Presser
>>220901351Why not just fucking reshoot it? The whole point if a grilled cheese is that it takes like three min to make. He had plenty of leftover bread and cheese
>>2209024106 FOOKIN SLICESLMAOfuck ya recipe ya dumb dingus, this is how you do it:American cheese slice between two slices of white bread (or whatever bread you have)Butter in pan, heat until melted, bread with cheese in pan, smush it a bit and cook both sides until light/golden-brown
>>220904553The production costs would be insane, mostly due to his salary.
>>220904483The whole retardation is because normies don’t understand that something can look like another product (imitation process cheese product) and not be the same.
>>220901728This guy is alright, some of his videos are kinda tedious though when they are 95% about history and 5% about the actual dish
Jon Favreau makes the best grilled cheese.
>>220904589No, no he fucking doesn’t, fuck that webm, fuck you, fuck that movie.
>>220903816>>220903835If you've ever really watched the whole video, it's extremely obvious he's drunk as hell. His face is red as shit and his nose is swollen to hell. I'd say it was plastic surgery, but he's a drinker and it was during COVID. I am 100% certain he was throwing some back and someone told him they had to make that retarded grilled cheese video.
>>220901351You haven't really started your cooking journey if you don't own a house with a fireplace and a chimney and started cooking over it
>>220901776All this fucking salt even though the cheese is already very saltyAnd all that pepper on every stepWouldn't that just ruin the taste?
>>220901351>pan>nice and hot
>>220901351He was thinking >How can I make this holiday a tax write off?>I know, I'll make a two minute video of me cooking and getting it covered as a business expense.>Wtf is the cheese made of?
>>220903040Why won't his daughters get a job?
>>220904589Yes, yes he does, I love that webm, I like you, I love that movie.
He still can't make a grilled cheese. There's always way too much fucking bread
>the crust is soggy and rare>*violin music play*>uhh, the cheese is slipping off like snail baskin roberts>this looks like dogs dinner>the meat, piled on a pile!How do you respond without responding?
>>220904958It must pain you to know that you sound like a schizophrenic, barking your failed forced meme that will never catch on, alone.
>>220901351The same thing as every "celebrity" chef>"Hmmm, yes, fuck my farts smell amazing, god I am fucking perfect"
>>220904958That crust was undercooked
>>220903868Does he show what ahppened to the four in the grill?
>>220902448Potato bread is superior to white bread in every way.
>>220901710>he probably never really had experience making a grilled cheese in his life if you think about it. is that a common snack for brits?No. We use toastie machines, which are a bit like a panini maker, or a George Foreman grill, but for sliced loaf bread. I only know how to do it the American way just from seeing it in tv and movies, and being curious enough to try it myself.
>>220901351He wanted to go full rustical, you donke.
>>220901351>so as I was doing a line off of her cock.... OH we're rolling?>right... so .... Grilled Cheese??? BEAUTIFUL... RUSTICC>*cheese wont melt*>look at this beautiful melted deliciousness... *cheese is hard as a rock*>beautiful cheese melt here>uhhh doing another take? Fuck that let's snort drugs
>>220904706It's crazy how much salt he uses, there must be something wrong with his tongue. I had a clip where he wouldn't stop using salt, I only have part of it.
>>220901351He was thinking>this shit's gonna make me rich
>>220905436what the fuck
>>220904577One thin slice of plastic cheese? Jesus Christ
>>220901760Grilled cheese sandwiches shouldn’t be 2 inches thick
>>220902643>grilled cheese>bake itThis guy
>>220903761>7-upMilk is so good with grilled cheese though
>>220905436>>220902469so much salt
>>220905436>>220905459>>220905553Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zw_xGtZ3tY
>>220905553FUCK
>>220901351haha doesnt this twat have his own line of frozen dinners now
>>220905588Is that a brioche bun he’s using? Ffs, I wish that fad would end. The French invented brioche for sweet things, not savoury. They put jam or chocolate spread on them. Putting a burger in them is a mongoloid move.
>>220902469wow I dont even know what to fucking say to that, he never should have uploaded that
>>220901776Why does this nigga say "olivole" instead of olive oil
>>220905426Do people actually like his eggs? I prefer diner eggs like his son
>>220902874Use less mayo in the tuna and spread mayo on the bread if you want more
>>220905681They're nice but they don't have enough body for me. It's almost like egg-flavoured cream.
>>220905436>>220905588>All American Burger>that cheese placementpottery
>>220901776>4g protein>10g carbs>200000g fat>900000000g sodiumapproved for major pump and gains
>>220905588he builds burgers like a fucking mcdonalds wagie
>>220905743da sodium swale up my muskles>has heart attack
>>220901728Max is a cocksucking sissy faggot and we love him for it unironically. You can suck all the cock you want as long as I never have to hear about it, unlike Townsend
>>220901529>just look at how the cheese has melted>beautiful
>>220901351>Jock >Think
