>"So I hear you have a million dollar idea that is going to bring me back into the mainstream limelight again. So whatcha got?"
Final fantasy 8 adaptation with you as squall. Played completely straight.
A paranormal investigator who is absolutely convinced every strange occurrence is a vampire conspiracy. And if/when he does track down the vampires, he does so as: a vampire hunter who's terrified of the dark, constantly psyching himself up before every mission.
A pop song. Like something Michael Jackson would sing. The music video will have you waking up in a mansion with a bunch of sexy women, and getting ready for your concert. And let have see if we can get one of your fellow Goonies actors to make a cameo.
Dream A Little Dream 3
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>>220904591Heyjust an advice,dont fucking write your movie ideas on 4chan even if you think it sucks.someone might steal it and make a movie about it in 15 years, and you will be the broke one.not even joking,if you do write it here,take a real snapshot of the screen and with a timestamp and your face or name,dont upload that here, just keep it for yourself, it might become useful in the future so you can sue the director.anywayI would watch this movieone last thinghollywood producers make threads like this as a psyop to collect movie ideas for freebe careful
>>220904667imagine the ego worrying your lazily cobbled together idea is going to get snatched up, if anything if someone took your 3 sentence idea and then wrote an entire script out of it, 1 you should be flattered, 2 they did wayyy more work than you did its not like they stole your entire script which at that point you probably should protect it a little
>>220903985Lost Boys sequel I guessFrog brothers returnKeifer Sutherland will be in it if he hasn't got anything better on offer (he hasn't)Joel Schumacher can direct it if he's still alive (He isn't)And get any twink in the role of Corey haim
>>220903985>We've met before, haven't we?
>>220904667shut up, you dork
>>220904699backrooms (2026)now shut the fuck up you fucking scumbag piece of chunky fucktard
>>220904548this is my kind of 17 year old child soldier
>>220903985Here's the pitch Mr. Feldman:Actually name everyone in Hollywood that's part of the pedo ring. Should be easy. You've apparently filmed it and said you'd release it approximately 258 different times.