will the books do them justice ?
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'e
>>220907590>books>will
Sweet Lucerys
mommy
You're losing all of your posters, /got/hotd/dunk.
>>220907590Its not fair for Jon desu, hes only been with one barbarian girl whilst danys been travelling east getting dicked down on the regular by random characters she encounters
>>220907754>>220907858The fact there's 0 Targ Momcest in the entire series is a travesty, proves to me GRRM doesn't have a incest fetish like people say he does
>>220907754What about Jack?
>>220907590egg is icsh
>>220909431Her body count is like one or two higher than Jons. Relax chudie.
Rewatching HOTD. Why were people so triggered by episode 9?
>>220909431Jon has time to squeeze in two more flings before Dany arrives. I'm thinking Val but who will the 2nd be?
>>220911232Hodor
>>220907590Never Geroge does not write anymore. Probably for a decade or more. Youll be lucky if he shits out some Knight of the Seven Kingdoms outlines.
>>220907858Hunter Schafer looking zesty
>>220907590been rewatching GOT lately and god damn, s7 onward you can tell the lack of direction. Professional actors delivering lines like dead eyed robots. Probably the best performances were from Sansa and Sandor. The rest are literally nothing without a good director
>>220911761The writers didn't give a shit, why should the actors?
>>220911780idk, to get more roles in the future? There's a reason why you barely see them in other high profiles things post s8. Most of those gigs were shot between seasons.
>>220911807Honestly I'd want to quit acting too after season 5-8 too. Also some of them are old as fuck, some of them were not that talented children to begin with.Most of the good actors were killed off long before season 7 too
>oil driller ValarrIra is just messing with us now
How did this make you feel anon?
>>220912170Did we ever find out who those random old Targs at the funeral were supposed to be?
>>220912170Wasn't his wife from Tyrosh or some other Essos shithole?
>>220912294uncomfortable, cause it was out of nowhere and out of character
>>220912294jealousI wish she would kiss me
>>220912336The older lady is presumably princess Elaena, she'd be in her 50s by the time Baelor dies. The old man is probably her husband either Michael Manwoody or Ronnel Penrose and the girls are Elaena's daughters.The other option is the man being Aerys but he looks way too old for that.
>>220912294>Talks about being raped by her dad and can't have kids>Rhaenyra decides that's the hottest shit ever and makes out with her out of nowhere Do feminists really?
If this was your dead wife would you also be as sour as Maekar?
>>220912294>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>220912606She popped out 6 kids, I'd be bitter too, she was a breeding machine.
>>220912641Don't forget shit to make the greens worse like Aegon outright raping girls instead of just fondling them, or the animal fights he watched being turned into watching children (some his own bastards) fight to the death
>>220912606>DayneSo Egg is what, 3/4 dornish, 1/4 Valyrian?
>>220912294The only way I can see them making this work is the slant gets mad when Rhaenyra and Alicent inevitably kiss or fuck, so she makes the Brothel queens happen. Because we already know they won't let Rhaenyra do it. But the episodes after this don't even address the fact they kissed since it was just Emma wanting to be a dyke and turn a hug into a kiss and claiming it's totally not to bait the homos.
>>220912742And then the botching of Blood & Cheese to ensure rhaenyragood greensbad
>>220912800Yeah, which makes it even funnier that he never visited like he says to Dunk.
>>220912294How would you have me feel?
>>220912850There was also the actor asking to have more scenes with the son to show him as a good father and make Blood and Cheese even more horrible, but they didn't.Instead Blood and Cheese get's downplayed and put entirely on Daemon while they never stop crying about muh ratcatchers.
>>220912294It should have been 30 minutes of Rhaenyra and Alicent having unsimulated lesbian sex, followed by another 30 minutes of young Rhaenyra and young Alicent doing the same. Clearly the the showrunners are cowards and bigots who are anti-lesbian given this is such a token gesture. They need to do better and own the chuds by adding more lesbian scenes.
>>220912974>Instead Blood and Cheese get's downplayed and put entirely on Daemon while they never stop crying about muh ratcatchers.Which in turn ruined the character of Otto who was the only one carrying S2 besides Aegon and Cole’s actors when they got any screen time.
>>220913102They were roommates.
....semoc eH
>>220912606Be even more miserable somehow.>>220912974Didn't him and Helaena's actress want more scenes together as well?
>this horse is too weak, it can possibly withstand two riders
>>220912606It would just heighten by already existing oscillation between barely feeling anything and feeling melancholy.
>>220912606What was the Dyanna/Maekar sex life?
Here's your Dyanna Dayne!
>>220907754Why this scene so rewatchable?
They made all the Starks and Daynes brown in the stage play
>>220913261>theater kid slopwho cares
>>220913205Dyanna being a footfag forcing her kink onto Maekar.
>>220912742>>220912850>>220912974>>220913038Retards from Reddit.
What's going on with that play anyway? Is it just the tourney at Harrenhal or the rebellion? All I know is that apparently the fatman was going to reveal some shit he had planned for the books in it.
>>220913239Because that's the heart of the show (incest).
>>220913291mald
>>220913444It’s about family, and that’s what’s so powerful about it.
>>220913161>Didn't him and Helaena's actress want more scenes together as well?Yeah, they said that all they got was that scene where Helaena wants to say goodbye to him before he went to battle but they end up saying nothing to each other kek.
poppa bear?
>>220914068Jesus, can actors shut up and stop begging to make their characters likeable?
>I'm sending Aerion to the Backrooms>a few years in the liminal spaces may change him for the better
>>220914458This, they should beg to make them gay.
Young Alicent was kino
>>220914458t. Ryan Condal (unless it's Rhaenyra)
kino is back on the menu
>>220914458>t. Hessterical
Will they keep in Rhaenyra getting cut by the throne even when wearing armour?
>>220911209>dark evil music for Aegon's coronation>uplifting heroic music for Rhaeny's domestic terrorist attack killing hundreds
>>220915274What would you have her do?
>>220915274Come to think of it, Rhaenys basically exploding out of the dragonpit makes the storming of the dragonpit later on make no sense. If Meleys could do it, the larger Dreamfyre should be able to burst from the dragonpit as well. Not to mention that there would be a hole already.
>>220912800Daynes are white.
>SIR DUNK, THIS IS YOUR DARKEST HOUR. TAKE THIS.
Why are any of you watching the black Valyrians show?Don't you have any standards?
>>220915708this is a dunk/got general, we only bring up hotd to shit on it
I still can't believe they're actually going to go through with retconning the entire fucking story to be Rhae Rhae and Alicent dyke slop just so Sara Hess can have her spiteful yuri fanfiction.
>>220916569Who’s they? You don’t have to accept it. Reject her canon, reject show canon. Make your own canon.
>>220915187They're making Aemond the one who gets cut by the thronenot kidding
>>220914853Old Alicent is the worst. They ruined her. Her actor is boring too but I'm not sure it's her fault, her material is awful
>>220907590Dany is a Blackfyre. Aegon is a real Targaryen. Jon is a real Targaryen. She goes ballistic when her Rhaegal and Viserion betray her and she has no claim to the throne.
>>220916569That's fine. It's just lame that they don't show Alicent or Rhaenyra as being ambitious to control the throne. HOTD seems to show them being carried along by forces they couldn't control, rather than orchestrating events so their line remains on the throne.
I, for one, refuse to watch any of season 3 of hotdoodoo until it ends and will be getting my opinions from the generals. Will also be calling out all blackfaggots
>>220907590TAOOBA!
Shan't be watching HOTD, I'll just watch an Aegon/Aemond/Daemon scene compilation on YouTube.
>>220914853She also kinda said they ruined Alicent and Criston's story. Well they also ruined Aemond and Criston's surrogate father story as well, there's nothing they haven't ruined.
>>220917711THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>220910935Jon fucked Ygritte like twice. Dany's been getting hollowed out by Daario every night for months.
