https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJ7UtddIvoJared Leto looks surprisingly decent in this.
>>220912141erm that just happened
im not a Leto hater like the rest of /tv/ but this is pretty much CGI and voice augalso this clip looked like shit
>>220912141What a heckin funny movie. I'll go see it with my hubby
>>220912141>capeshitkys
He is an incel now
>>220912141
>>220912141the music is terrible slop
>>220912267whatever happened to "I AM NOT NICE"
>>220912141I'm only seeing this movie if they reference this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PURH-T_GOVw
>>220912320>whats wrong with you?!>I have no skin, therefor I have no penis. I havent had sex in an eternity you nitwit!
>>220912141Is this AI?
>>220912141sadly this looks like totally uninspired corporate slop
>>220912267>all I ever wanted was somebody to love meWhat a bunch of shit. What happened to "I'm evil because it's fun, HAHAHA!". I miss old time villains.
>>220912267
>>220912141pure shlock. can't wait. they don't make em like this any more.
>>220912141>wreck the villain by making him "silly" for some cheap laughsHollywood is such a greasy turd factory these days. And you faggots will continue to patronize this because one of their kikes coined the term "AI slop" and made the obvious alternative "uncool".
>>220912466you clearly do not know anything about this IP and are embarrassing yourself spewing buzzwords. many such cases.
>>220912340All the skateboarding and drugs and Jackass stuff makes you forget that Bam was once a pretty artistic guy.
>>220912141>>220912141>>220912141I speak for the whole of /tv/ when I say this: he-kino is back on the fucking menu boys!
>>220912340I’m only watching if they reference thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&pp=ygUjSGV5ZWhlaGV5ZXllaGUgaGVtYW4gd2hhdHMgZ29pbmYgb24%3D&ra=m
>>220912278I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, HE-MAN!!
>>220912466Dude I haven't gone to a theater since 2013.
>>220912188skeletor was always goofy
>>220912429were you expecting something like dune? no country for old men? did you even watch the fucking cartoons? it was a comedy for children you donut
>>220912582this is marvel tier though...
>>220912496Watched the original series when it was new in the 80s, stupid queer. Skeletor wasn't "silly", he had idiot henchmen and overly complicated plans, which is why He-Man always prevailed. This scene is showing the exact opposite of that scenario.
>>220912611they should've done an old grizzled He-Man like Logan
>>220912278NYAH
>>220912466Skelletor was always silly, dumb laugh and all.
>>220912737ok why isnt he like that in this new movie?
IHAVETHEPOWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
god, that looks awful
>>220912983looks like a paint by numbers corporate slop that will bomb and be forgotten
THE PIZZA HE-MAN EAT IT!
>>220912341Skeletor has skin on the rest of his body he just lost the skin on his face.
>>220913267whats the lore behind why that is
Someone just spoil the film so we know if this has another Revelations-tier bullshit twist
>>220912141there's no way you're second in command to skeletor and aren't on board with his goofiness and sit there awkwardly. What happened to goons laughing with the leader? every faggot in hollywood thinks they're too good for this and has to have the 'well actually I'm smart and think this is stupid' moment
>>220912141Holy shit this looks gay.
>>220912267all villains in movies/shows are incels, Elon Musk or Trump now.
>>220913282youtube.com/watch?v=cBQgZKuEGHk&pp=ygUXc2tlbGV0b3IgbG9zZXMgaGlzIGZhY2U%3DHere's some info about that while I do more searching.
>>220912737Why?
>>220912611It was a toy commercial that kept kids watching until the ad break which showed toy commercials.Not saying that it's a bad thing. But this. This looks like it's going to miss several marks.
>>220912611i was not being sarcastic. i am genuinely looking forward to it.
>>220914299oh. well im a fucking retard. its been a long day. i apologise.
>>220912141Oh dear, this sounds BAD.
I can't get behind the voice at all
I'm not even a He-Man fag and even I know Skeletor is generally a goofy villain with plenty of humorous moments. He's a ripe source of memes for a reason.
Oh, it's like a scene from The Office! This appeals to me as a millennial!
>>220912141They should've got Tony Shalhoub. He wouldn't have needed any voice modification
>>220912141>its all CGII feel like im watching a video game, not a He-Man live action movie.
In not watching he/him man
>>220912218>im not a Leto haterneither was I but this shitty clip made me onewhat is wrong with you?
>>220913991skelletor looked like THAT!??
If Skeletor wasn't front and center and you told me this was the latest Marvel movie I would accept your statement without question or a second thought.
>>220912141A bit to marvely for my taste but Skeletor was never all that serious.
>>220912141>Jared Leto looks surprisingly decent in thisJared, we know it's you behind this post
The issue isn’t Skeletor’s goofiness, but the overall vibe the scene gives off.
>Evilyn? EVILYN?>Well said, Lord Skeletor.Uhhh what? This looks and sounds like SHIT.
>>220912403What makes you think Skeletor never had depth?
>>220912141>self-conscious millennial writingugh. it's not much, but it is thereeither completely commit to the camp, or skip it entirely
>>220912141That's literally just Skeletor, that's just how he acts. If you don't like that you don't like Skeletor.
>>220912625>Skeletor wasn't "sillyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0080OXinq4
This Skeletor is all wrong. He wasn't a fucking goofball. He was a tryhard villain that came across as over the top and ultimately comical with his shrill voice. But was large and in charge. Nothing like this dumb youtube movie clip that was posted.
>>220915050This. There's levels to camp and humor. The type of silly Skeletor was isn't the same as the "So that just happened" style of humor
>>220915506>He wasn't a fucking goofball.>>220915354
>>220912582yes but not like this.
>>220912504Fuck yes.
HE-MAN!
>>220912466You sound disgusting
I was just happy to see Spikor!
>>220915611>one instance out of over 100 episodes defines his characterFucking retard. 99% of the time Skeletor acted as I described. He was this huge, powerful villain that all his minions hated, but they feared him and thus did what he said. He had insane over the top schemes that always collapsed and he was shrieking with a crazy person voice about "I will get you next time He-Man". Nothing like the movie clip.
People say it’s not that good of a movie but “sadly” Jared as skeletor is really good.
>>220912141It's literally Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>220912141EPICPIC
>>220912141ITS WONDERFUL
>>220915775You've seen the whole film?
>>220914378So it's pretty much the worst case scenario.
>>220915830literally me!
>>220915317>If you don't like that you don't like SkeletorWorks for me. But you can like the character while still critiquing the writing.
>>220915751Black Tri-Klops is a non-starter for me
>>220914940In the version of the story that I posted. Originally he was a demon from another dimension who always looked like his current design. He was one of many forming an entire race.
>no Orko>but that retarded troll Ram Man and that faggot MeckaneckFuck this movie
>>220912141Cringe. Makes Dolph´s movie look like high art in comparison. Even Teela´s show is better than this... wow. I don´t know what i was expecting, honestly.
>>220915111>actually I'm just like you, with the same emotional needs as anyone elseisn't depth, it's cringe genX/millenial navel-gazing introspection
This clip is Ghostbusters 2016 tier humor.
>>220912141Oh my god they found something in which jared leto actually works!
>>220912141>le goofy villain>le our source material is ridiculous wink to the audienceNot confidence inspiring. Not because I think you have to make a "serious" He-Man movie, but because I have zero trust in Hollywood comedy writing. This will be some Whedonesque "isn't what we're doing absolutely terrible and awful haha only a manbaby would even watch it", managing to insult every conceivable audience because that's just smart writing.
>>220912141What exactly was the fucking joke?
>>220916011Jared Leto works as a cult leader luring multiple people to their koolaid deaths
>>220914378TLDR?
>>220915921NTA but whatever hell demension he came from would be my literal heaven. Imagine being surrounded by skeletor's and skelettes for all eternity? Pure bliss.
>>220915941>no OrkoHe's in.
>>220916045Bad guys lose good guys win.
>>220916045a kids movie turned out to be a babies movie
>>220913457>>220915953The efforts to make villains with complex and profound motives only emulsified them into the same shallow repetitive copy-pasted archetypes. It would be funny if it wasn't insidious programming to guilt you for hating evil. An antagonist whose only drive is unreasonable selfishness would ironically be the deepest of all.
>>220914378I suspected as much from the YouTube video posted in OP.Within 30 seconds you can just tell.
>>220916053>He's in.Just looked it up. He has a "very small" appearance (probably post credit). Him not being the trailer says it all. 2 movies with no Orko.
>>220916045The film suffers, shudders, and shits itself with a catastrophic infection of Marvelitis.
>>220916042that blithering BOOBS, such as yourself, wouldn't understand his pure GENIUS and infectious HUMOR!nnnNNYAhahahahaaaaAAaaa!!!
>>220912141I support Leto because reddit and embittered minorities hate him and are trying to cancel him.
>>220912391>corporate slop"Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money."
>>220916049>skelettes
>>220916246There are 3 types of people in this world, anon. Dicks, Pussys and Assholes..
>>220916044fake news
>>220916045They turned Masters of the Universe into a bad Marvel movie, annoying quips and all.
>>220916158Fuck Orko, you got your credit scene, we're two movies without MER-MAN
>>220916296Shut up, Jared. We're onto you. You cant trick us!
>>220916321its so sad because Heman could have been legit kino if they had been inspired to make it like Gretta was when she made Barbie
>>220916358>MER-MANMer-Man is like a 5th tier villain. Orko is one of the few that even knows He-Man's secret
>>220916414>He-Man's secretFuck that cartoon shit, fuck Orko, and fuck you, read the minicomics, Adam isn't some capeshit secret identity crap, everyone knows he's He-Man. Which is how the movie goes with it, thank god.>Mer-Man 5th tierHe's right there with Beast Man, Evil-Lyn, Trapjaw, and Tri-Klops as Skeletor's closest minions.
>>220916445>s, Adam isn't some capeshit secret identity crap, everyone knows he's He-Man.They literally don't.>He's right there with Beast Man, Evil-Lyn, Trapjaw, and Tri-Klops as Skeletor's closest minions.So you named 4 villains and I said he was "5th tier". Thanks for confirming.
>>220916370In the review I posted, he did say that the Barbie movie was much better then this. Here's his review of Barbie:
>>220912141wow did they justno waythey DID justoh nonononononoKill the Genx faggots who write this shit and the millenial uncs who enjoy it
>>220914028Because it's campy fantasy
>>220916370But they did it exactly like Barbie retard. It takes the aesthethics to create a feminist sermon. Thats exactly Heman.
>>220916502They do
>>220912141Langella mogs this faggot
>>220916704>the millenial uncs who enjoy itZoomers love mcu movies that are just like this
>>220916806no they didnt
>>220916831>They doAs the show goes on we see more hints (like Adam's mom hinting that she knows). But Teela, Stratos, Buzz off, Ram Man, all his other allies, Skeletor and his minions and all of Eternia don't know (they were going to do a "He-Men celebration day" in one ep by He-Man wrote a letter saying "no thanks, honor Adam, Teela and Man at Arms")
>>220915843Nah people on twitter who saw it. They said it’s too long for this kind of movie and the humor is hit and miss but Leto was great. They really hate admitting it.
>>220916897Interesting, thx. Think about this: if a normie wasn't told Skeletor was Jared Leto... how would they even know? Evil Lyn isn't Evil Lyn, she's Alison Brie. Can't hide that. Know what I'm saying?
I like it. It's campy, but so was the original cartoon.
>>220913346You wanna laugh too hard and get zapped by his Havok staff? Maybe he doesn't like yout laugh?Or maybe you keep your head down, cards close to your well muscled chest till you can take over Snake Mountain...
>>220912141the tagine on an advert I saw today said "heroes aren't just born, they're forged".gpt chatbot even for something like that, and on top of that it's saying he wasn't born as prince adam and wasn't destined to be heman.dysgenic propaganda.
>>220912141This is like taking 10 year old venture bros jokes and calling it a new film
>>220912141Remember when they made these commercials? I wish the new movie looked like this and embraced the 80's cheese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhLn76kCv0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw
>>220912141People used to complain about unserious villains in old cartoons, but when has an adaptation ever done that faithfully? Everyone always wants super dark and gritty adaptations, but it would be interesting to see an old cartoon done faithfully and so long as they're not quipping during serious scenes, it should be okay.
>>220912141>Look at any kind of reply or comment online>"THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER WITH SKELETOR">"WOW, JARED NAILED SKELETOR"nigga what the fuck is there to nail about Skeletor? he's barely a character like the rest of them. the only defining thing about him is he has a nasely bitch voice
>>220919798Shut up you boob!
>>220919798the problem is the quipping, or more accurately "Characters transition a scene from serious to a natural awkwardness for laughs".
>>220919798This is all I wanted out of a He-Man movie. The blueprint was right there. Just do that.
>>220912141this looks AI generated lol
>>220919848Don't ever read youtube comments, you'll get morbidly depressed.
>>220916414Mer-Man is one of the original 1982 characters. He predates Tri-Klops, Evil Lyn or Trapjaw. He is at the same level as Beast Man. >>220916445Based mincomic chad.Fuck the cartoon.
>>220915354to be fair, this was the crossover special "He-Man/She-Ra"
>>220916445>everyone knows he's He-ManNo they fucking dont. Orko, Man-at-Arms, Sorceress, his sister She-Raw and maybe the King. Thats it. The rest of the cast doesnt and Adam basically trolls the others acting like a clueless faggot in his "prince of eternia" role
>>220919612what is this faggotry?
>>220912218yeah I liked him in Ares but this Skeletor just isn't good. 2000s cartoon was the best mix of goofy and evil
>>220914378>First two Thor movies>enjoyable
>>220921492Just know that he compared it to Love and Blunder.
>>220917896I'd watch a whole movie with Alison Brie as Evil Lyn being the main character.
>>220914378The real issue here is that disconnect between the core ideas of the original property and modern faggot woke values, many such cases.
>>220921694True. Here's a line from his review: "The film frames He-Man’s power as coming not from his strength, but his “empathy and understanding” for others"
>>220912611Skeletor in Masters of th Universe was a real villain, this isn't anything.
>>220916897Leto was great. He's not even in the movie. It's a voiceover for a CGI character.
>>220915111Because he's the villain of a toy commercial. Show me any depth for any of the Hasbro villains.
>>220921694>>220921856You guys do realize that this was from an era where literally every cartoon ended with some kind of social message, right? Like be kind to people, don't talk to strangers, don't do drugs, one episode had the message being you should choose to follow the right kinds of leaders who will stand for truth and justice and not weak cults of personality. Very important message for today's world.
>>220922815Yeah, but “empathy and understanding” being the message IN A FUCKING HE-MAN MOVIE is all kinds of wrong.
gonna take my dad to it, I think the part he cares about most is whether the "i have the power" part sounds cool like he remembers from growing up, and of course us spending some time together. I don't really care about the movie beyond that honestly, but growing up when he moved into an apartment and didn't have cable yet, he got a bunch of tapes for the original he-man for us to have something to watch.
>>220922860Chill out unc. You sound like a fag larping as elon musk in a thread shilling about a toy commercial
>>220916045no attempt has been made to produce art in the creation of this film, leaving it looking, sounding and feeling like every other piece of generic marvelslop to come out in the last ten years
>>220912267Is that a Richard III reference
>>220912141>Jared Leto looks surprisingly AI in this.fixed
>>220912141>hehe, isn't this silly and stupid? but we're self-aware and point out how silly and stupid it is, so that makes it okay! Irony poisons the soul.
>>220912582yeh, but not marvelshit goofy
>>22091903210?? try 20. this shit has been done to death.
>>220912611I was expecting it to not be GotG, to begin with
>>220912267shit tier villain back storyeven the original Skeletor would think this fag is a nerd
>>220916026Yep, this
>>220916370Barbie was dogshit feminist slop
>>220916445The minicomics were never popular.Just liek with Ninja Turtles, the franchise IS the og cartoon
>>220922815How does that relate to woke shit?
>>220924077Turtles comics were a whole other beast from the cartoon and I don't think there was much cross-pollination between them, the comic was too dark and heavily referential too ther comics for the kids who watched the cartoon and the cartoon was too kiddy for the greasy middle-aged men who read the comic
>>220912141And people wonder why Backrooms and Obsession are more successful when their competition is this quipslop.
>>220925039100% this
>>220912141Should I marathon it at the local IMAX next week? I will probably be by myself in the theater
>>220912141why not get the OG voice to do skeletor?
>>220925589Jared Leto needs a payroll
