Gen Z reviving cinema was not on my bingo card for 2026
>youtube gimmick horror a black man would be reacting to for money except on big screennice "revival" lol
>the niggercattle yearn for the goislop woooow
why are americans so obsessed with categorising people by 'generations'?
>>220913905it's a zoomer thing, they're the first completely jew mindraped generation
>>220913577>may 2026 had the most fridays and saturdays since 2019lord give me patience so that i might not murder everyone
>>220913952>does the exact thing he's talking about>calls it "jew mindrape"
>>220914019>zoomgroid crashin outim crine
>>220914019>zoom zoom can’t into irony jfc dude I know millennials ruined it for everyone but you need to have your antenna tuned
>>220913577I like kane's youtube vids on backrooms, not supporting anything with a black lead tho
>>220913577Micheal is the reason it did so well in may retard
Whaaaaat? You mean the secret of high theater attendance is entertaining films? Somebody alert the press.
>>220913577>Memehorror from youtubers This is the extinction burst.
>>220913905Gen Z especially Gen z men are the most aware people there have ever been in history aside from maybe the hitler youth
>>220913577Legendary
>>220913905Anon, its a handful of stupid children trying to prove they're more mature than their peers by engaging in console-war mentality. The cute part is they act like terms made up by marketing executives are meaningful in any way.
>>220914313>sloprooms>slopssesionlol lmfao
>>220913905They think of themselves as cattle to be categorized
>>220913905Marketing research
>>220913577It’s hilarious how these are the most forgettable 5/10 flicks ever but compared to the slop Hollywood tries to shovel down the public’s throat they’re kino
>>220914284>i-i was just... b-being ironic...!Is this Schrodinger's retard or something?
>>220913577Kinda proves Gen Z has bad taste though
>>220914019
>>220913577>Two shitty horror movies that won't even be on the top 15 at the end of the yearStop trying to make gen z happen
>>220914711check your cortisol levels, lil zoomie, maybe watch your favorite negroe streamer and enjoy a kool-aid pineapple
>>220914392Numbers don't lie.
>>220915200>Numbers don't lie cattle are easily led to slop
>>220915200>The Conjuring 4 made 400m>Lee Cronin's The Mummy made 90m>Scream 7 made 200mHorror slop is slop that masses enjoy. These two shitty movies are no exception except they are being shilled as generational rifts for some reason
>>220915067>MCU film #25 with a budget of half-a-billion dollars is going to do better so these movies suck!anon, if you don't understand that pic-related is a big deal then idk.>>220915293>no exceptionIt's 2 original movies that are both massively outperforming their tiny budgets while in theaters simultaneously. That rarely happens.
>>220915337>backrooms >originalHAHAHAHAHA
why are zoomers obsessed with capeslop? is it because they're embarrassed they grew up slurping it down?
>>220913905Madison Avenue ruined the mentality of the entire world. Much worse in their home nation of course. They started the generation thing with boomers.
>>220915337The blackedrooms isn’t original at all. And Obsession is just a monkey’s paw story which even the director acknowledged has been done to death
>>220913905they've been tricked almost willingly into a made up generation war.
>>220915350>>220915438Being based on an internet meme is not the same as being the 7th movie in a franchise, or just adapting a book, or re-making an old movie, etc.
>>220914434>they all use golembook
>>220913577already forgotten
>>220913577That's why the call them the Greatest Generation
>>220915666If Grandma uses golem book, everyone else needs to use it to keep and contact and share instead with families easily. It doesn't go the other way cause the older generations need to give their kids space.
>>220913952>>220915532>>220913905It's actually millennials that are obsessed with generations. Probably because they got mindbroke by avocado toast memes form boomres. They spammed 4chan with zoomer for years, bringing up the word in every post and conversation as a buzzword. Now the uncs are seething when zoomers are doing a bit of ribbing in response. Zoomers never gave a fraction of a fuck that millennials do.
>>220915126>check your cortisolNo need, unlike (You).
>>220913577The future of cinema is low budgets. Blockbuster mania has killed all creativity and interest as they can only afford to back humongous IPs out of cowardice. The only solution to dwindling audiences and fickle tastes is back to basics. Have an interesting idea, low budget stretched to the max. You can afford so many more attempts to find a gem this way as well, and you have some chance of getting a hit on streaming that is a pale imitation of what it was to have a movie be a hit on DVD sales after.
>>220913905Plenty of countries have the concept of grouping people by generations you dumb amerifat.
>>220915532How's that goat pussy ahmed?
I don't get the obsession fanfare. The I wish they would fall madly in love with me thing is so old hat. There's like 50 other movies that do that plot device
>>220916030There hasn't been a good bunny boiler film in years
>>220915797you're just furthering the same nonsense.Boomers were told that millenials are the source of everything they care about dying out, millenials are told that gen z is the problem, gen alpha is labeled by the previous two as pure brain rot. The next generations are told that it's millenials fault things are like this (even though there's strikingly few millenials in any kind of power), and it keeps on going. It's just a never ending cycle of finger pointing being imposed on people.
>>220913905millennials never cared about generations, the word never really came upit feels like it was brought back around 2010 by people who needed an interest in itits like a subculture unto itself, the "generational" clique
>>220916404The powers at be love categories they can use to divide people and place blame on.
>>220915355Most of them aren't even embarrassed. Outside of 4chan they love that shit, it's only on here that people say anything bad about this stuff. If you post on 4chan you don't represent the average zoomer and a lot of them don't realize this.
bitter balding millennials on /tv/ who can't enjoy anything in life anymore absolutely seething at horror kinos saving cinema rnyou love to see it
Clearly we need more movies based on 4chan memes and shitposts.
>28 year olds telling 31 year olds they’re the cool kids
>>220913905The jews use it to stratisfy families and to split demographics, it's all a distraction and a method of segregation.
What film came out in 2019
>>220914392You're forgetting Mando/Grogu, which surpassed peoples expectations with a strong 2nd week showing and good 3rd/4th week projection despite a slower-than-expected opening. Shit's got legs
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