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You jerk off? How many times a week?
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>>220913784
6 or 7 times a day
I'm a neet so I don't have anything better to do
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>>220913808
sad, bet you feel like shit at the end of the day
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>>220913968
end? more like entire
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>>220914098
based
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>>220913784
A couple, more when my stocks go up
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>>220914098
why don’t you try not doing that
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>>220913784
This week zero times, feeling great.
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At least twice a day. Once when I wake up, once before I go to sleep. Sometimes I sneak in an extra session or two if it's my day off.

My sessions last anywhere from an hour to three hours. My sleep schedule is turbo fucked from gooning.
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>>220913784
I take antipsychotics for a serious mental illness so I only feel the need to jerk off once a month. It's liberating being detached from carnal lustful feelings 99% of the time. You look at the world differently.
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>>220913784
Less than I could
More than I should
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>>220914212
Stop that
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>>220913784
either 2-4 times or 15-20 times a week, there is no in between
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>>220913784
My sex drive has tanked in recent years. I can only manage about once a week and everything has to go well otherwise I instantly lose interest.
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>>220914294
Why
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>>220914132
Guarantee its a pitful life set up, instead of fixing it hes locked inside it and self pacifying
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>>220913784
Once a week. Any more and my test levels decline.
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>>220914236
Do you think we should be feeding antipsychotics to incels to pacify them?
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4 times a week but sometimes 3 times a day when I see a thread that makes me horny. Wish I could stop.
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>>220913784
Twice a day, one after work and one before bed
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>>220914461
why should he fix it?
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Can. I be honest with you guys do you think we have trust issues?
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>>220914452
You need your sleep
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>>220914500
Sleep can't replace the perfect orgasm. Y'know when you've been edging for hours, trying to find the perfect piece of pornography to blow your load to, constantly feeling the dangerous rise and fall of your libido desperately trying to find release and then you finally find the perfect moment to let it all out and for a moment it changes your perception on reality in a way that's impossible to describe
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I cum in seconds when the underside of my penis near the tip is stimulated
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>>220914554
You can do it less times a week though
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>>220914577
nah I like my routine
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>>220913784
none until i accidentally see a lewd anime girl then i spiral out of control
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>>220913784
Constantly but never to completion
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>>220913968
low t
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>>220914620
Homeboy your prostate cannot be happy
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>>220914236
What's your crazy
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>>220914469
Idk. I mean as an undatable, schizophrenic retard who scares most women (thus making me an incel) it seems to work fine for me :^/ You still think about sex but you stop caring about getting laid. It's actually quite liberating when pussy has little to no power over you.
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>>220914671
I been diagnosed with both paranoid schizophrenia and assburgers (high functioning autism). I think they're still missing something tho.
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>>220914772
Prep for your gayness
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>>220913784
Once per week to maximize test boost effect, with no porn, only using my imagination and using wrong hand to avoid deathgrip.
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>>220915043
Hi jimmy
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>>220915060
Wtf my name is actually Jim
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>>220913808
my dick is red raw and unusable after 3 times
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I use a hitachi wand to jerk off now. I wear semi-tight soft briefs and rub the wand on my dick until I cum through the briefs. If you Anons have never tried something similar, I highly recommend it.
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>>220915080
Its james
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>>220915092
Why
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>>220913784
I quit again recently. I thank God for the grace to stop that bad habit. I was an addict.
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>>220914632
You're actually loosing your T, since your T Is being used up by your sperm.
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I once jerked off 15 times in one day.
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>>220915170
What happened?
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>>220915245
I jerked off 15 times in one day.
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>>220914632
Actually jerking off multiple times a day is proven to be low t, lazy weak faggots.
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>>220915290
I have sex, and then afterward, I want to jerk off even more. All my fap sessions are better immediately after sex.
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>>220915336
I know the feeling.
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>>220915336
Lmao at thought when woman wants you to cuddle after sex and you go furiously jerk off right after fucking her.
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>>220915336
My dick is too sore for that
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>>220915385
What can I say? I'm some sort of sex fiend.
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>>220913784
once a day because i need to chop the morning wood
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>>220915433
I get the biggest boners just before waking up. I just have to rub one out just before getting up.
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I never understood jerking as soon as you wake up
But I’m not a neet
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>>220913784
maybe once every other day. never more than once a day.
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>>220915465
I have a high test, stressful job. I have been needing to masturbate in the morning almost as soon as I entered the field in question. I was depressive as a neet, and almost never got boners, even during the day. Masturbation was perfunctory, almost forced, with very weak erections and low pressure ejaculations. It was as if I had early onset ED. NEETdom =/= better or more frequent orgasms. Just the opposite.
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>>220915529
Do you not have things to do in the morning like go to work
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>>220915552
There is plenty of time to masturbate at 5 AM before work.
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>>220914236
Neet?
If not, what job?
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>>220915127
If you have to ask why, you haven't tried it.
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>>220915092
I have used all kinds of contraptions. While they make me cum faster, the orgasm isn't necessarily better, if that makes sense. It's quick, sure. But my hand always does the job the best.
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>>220915600
That makes sense then
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>>220914772
That sucks man, sorry to hear it, paranoia really is shit
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>>220914772
You mean to say that you HAVE been diagnosed with schizophreniform disorder. Not that you BEEN diagnosed with schizophreniform disorder. Get it right, man. And shape up! No one likes a loser who can't form syntactically correct sentences.
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I need to jerk off now



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