Bam Margera, what will he do next?
Meeting makers make it. Progress not perfection.
>>220915194whatever the hell he wants
>>220915194becoming as old as your parents were sucks
<3
>>2209151943 month drinking binge in Finland with Ville Valo
>>220915194Rock the earth, kill the snake
Put that flesh into gear and have a wild time
>>220915194good to see that Abril and Phil are still kicking
Wtf I thought Phil died a few years ago
>>220915194Earth rockers in the house tonight
>>220915288Phil looks like a different person
>>220915288You might be thinking of Phil from the Duck Dynasty guys.
>>220915288No that was Vito
>>220915251These two suck each others cocks
>>220915209hes doing good.
>>220915194I thought unicorn was extinct but no they have unicorn in BAMf
>>220915288She looks like goocheese from ip2
>>220916730Fuck that's kind of accurate but she looks better than Goocheese. Weird that April was hotter in middle age.
>>220915251Two very straight Earthrockers suffering from total twink death, please be kind.
>>220915194>>220915251>>220916895>>220916896Bam is just a misunderstood geniusHe is a beast from the early 2000s. You can't expect him to live a normie life in this decade, he is built different
>>220916895>>220915251HE'LL BE RIGHT THERE IN MY ARMSSO IN LOOOOOOOOOVE~
i don't care what anyone says, bam will always be cool to me
why the fuck can't he just lose weight. he would look 10 years younger
>>220915194who the fuck eats plain pastaBARF
>>220915251Chist due se sucan u cazz l'un' cu l'atr'
>>220917063it looks like he is losing weight, he was way fatter in the face a year agofunny though, his fans can put any drug or alcohol in front of him except ozempic
>>220915194>what will he do next?Freak out, cry on camera, and quit a skit because he touched a little snake.
>>220915194Probably eat whatever he has on that fork.
>>220915194sunkin phil's dick
Wasted and wounded
>>220915194Im just happy to see those 2 geezers are still around
>>220917826Awwww geez bam its 4 o clock in the mornin I dont want to get my dunk sunked right now
>>220915194Overdose
>>220917905Bam, I gotta get up to go to work at the gay store. I aint got time to have youre midget friend up my ass.
Bam is kinda based in that he seems like a little kid unable to navigate life at all. There's something endearing about that.He's also a child neglecting, drug-addled retard who could always dish it out but not take it. I guess it evens out.
>>220917983wow, he's so cool/s
>>220917983he should have never tried to have a family of his own if hes going to act like a teenage retard his entire life
>>220918028>Bam thinking thoughtfully about his future
>>220918184Its all the stupid people around him who enabled him for decades fault to a degree. It wasnt really until the cut bam out of Jackass 4 that he sort of faced some consequences
>>220915194i know bam is on the left but who's on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVc8W-Q-qm0
>>220918286some homeless drug addict
>>220915194sauce on the meatballs but not on the noodles?
>>220917983He's exactly like Ozzy, just a 2000s model. Its the same energy, just in a digital era and with functioning joints
>>220917061Bam is that you
>>220917061Shut the fuck up, phil!
>KEY LIME PIE
>>220917826>>220917905>>220917935fucking kekbest CT bit
>>220916895You think they banged each other?
>>220917109Wypipo
>>220917063Genetics. He sure didn’t win that lottery having Phil for a dad, as big as he is.
You guys are dumb. Bam is clean and back to skateboarding. He is also losing weight!
>>220918867I really hope he continues this until Knoxville or Tremaine publically apologize, or at least just to prove the Bam-haters wrongI believe in you, Bam!
for me, its when they prank him with snakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1BYvABp96w
>>220915728want you to.... really worship my cawk
>>220915194whatever the fuck his handlers allow him to do
Damn I haven't looked at my Bam collection in years. I'm genuinely surprised that he's still alive.
>>220918835Think?
>>220919009He literally did nothing wrong. They were asking for it by sitting on his lap
>>220915194>a pound of cooked pasta>2 tablespoons of sauce>two big meatballs (probably dry as fuck)that is some grim spagbol
>>220917983>>220919085he really likes saying cunt doesnt he
>>220919210He's a poet
>>220915194suck a dick and then shower in piss
>>220916895>>220918835i 100% guarantee they touched pp's
>>220917826Kek
>>220915257This
>>220918835Real men bond by frotting
>>220918977what a fucking pussy
>>220915194SUNK PHIL'S DINK
SHITGOOSE STILL NEEDS A PRO MODEL
>>220915288haha look at Ape!
Behold
>>220915194Bam is hungry for some god damn meatballs.
>>220919959that's a supremely bad idea, you should really be wearing goggles in that situation
>>220920058He shut his eyes which is more than adequate for a soft object. The actual threat is if it were perfectly on target and rammed down his throat leading to a possible risk of aspiration.
I'm shocked that Phil is alive.
>>220920058wait, something from jackass was a bad idea? thats crazy
>>220915288Ape was a fucking FOX. There. I said it.
>>220920565You sure did say it. Not to mention the fact that she straight up looks literally exactly like Bam in that pic, so…
>>220920601faceblindness is a sign of autism
>>220920668The irony of this post is palpable
>>220920668and having sex with men is a sign of faggotry
>Duh, Im a gay faggot and youre watching gay jackass
Fuck Jeff Tremaine. We'll never get this because of him.
>>220915194There was a dude in my high school that was obsessed with Bam. He exclusively wore that stupid logo and would slam his head into lockers. He was so over the top that it made me hate Viva La Bam. I sometimes wonder what happened to thar guy.
>>220915194life just hasnt been the same since bam got sober
No one posts earthtocker video :c
>>220915194I feel bad for the mom, clearly she will outlive them both by a long shot
>>220922173this is like something a 13 year old draws. Is Bam mentally retarded?
>>220922319You are aware of the purpose of him drawing it, right?
>>220915194turn into his father and die from diabetes?>Don Vito has been dead for eleven years now
can someone post the striggoi alphabet
Watching their latest documentary where they spent the whole time talking about some random prank they pulled 30 years ago was brutal
>>220915194Fishtank season 6
>>220923002>Pontius actually expelled God from California in 2022>The 97th Bitter Beingquality
I must have been too old to understand this nostalgic "bromance" people have about cky/jackass lore, like the bam and ryan dunn shit. to me it was just goofy dumbasses doing dumb shit while mostly drunk and on drugs, entertaining enough. I was never a skater though so that might be part of why
its funny that party boy came out being like the most perfectly fine of them all
fuck april is looking old now bros. she always looked a bit old but she had a sexy milf look about her for a very long time. the wall remains undefeated
bam's unholy union was some sad shit though for real, just random bums and scabs hanging out at his trashed castle house while hes incoherent arguing with whatever his latest whore wife was lol
>>220919009SPRINGFIELD. I'll pig fuck you.
>>220923135he just wants to party
>>220922178>I sometimes wonder what happened to thar guy.I knew a Bam margera fanboy in HS, he was really obnxous and would yell stuff I assume was from CKY or Viva la bam. I ran into him in march at goodwill. He gets social security and rents a room in a house he calls "the naked man cave" because the other guys walk around in their underwear.
>>220922409>You are aware of the purpose of him drawing it, right?Japanese or German porn?
Yo /tv/, you got two options Do you want the soup of the day, or the soup de jours?
>>220923789I want earthrock soup
>>220922178I think every school had one or a few of those types of retards when that show was big
>>220915194He'll probably head into the woods with a sawn-off and BAM! Margera
>>220923789Which one has piss? Piss on me.
>>220916964Truth nuke
>>220919959I miss Dicko
Thread theme https://youtu.be/GeFyDkPLsig
>come home from school>turn on MTV2>Viva La Bam then Wildboyz>afterwards boot up Tony Hawk Underground 2>life peaked here
>>220924432>Wildboyz Viva La Bam Tony Hawk Underground 2What are you a boomer who peaked 30 years ago? You know being an edgy shithead isn't cool anymore grandpa.
>>220923137Is this real?Is this real?PHIL IS THIS THING REAL?THIS ALLIGATOR
>>220922206If it makes you feel any better, you probably won’t have to wait long until he isn’t anymore. Addicts can stay recovered as long as everything is fine, but they’re always just a minor inconvenience away from total relapse.
>>220919487>>220918835>>220916895From what I've seen Ville Valo said he always tries to make it seem like Margera is not really his friend but just a fan who he, from his own pureness of heart, allows to hang out and drink together. I think Valo was pretending to be his "friend" only while Bam had million gorillion and MTV shows.
>>220924492>You know being an edgy shithead isn't cool anymore grandpa
>>220924806That was supremely dangerous. I bet the insurance company involved with the show threw a fit.
>>220915238I crossed the big 4 0 this year an I'm not sure where I go from hereThis is some serious rubicon level shit and I ain't ready yet
>>220920229>aspirationA real risk of admiration
>>220915194man burguers really don't know how to do spaghetti lame
>>220924622Valo got sober years ago so I think he is dodging Bam and his damaging behaviour. He probably went AA so they've definetly talked about it by Valo apologizing or some shit.>>220924806Watching that now I really thought Bam died thirty years ago.
>>220923002I can never read these since I'm so scared depth of ocean
>>220924622finns are too autistic to understand friendship
>>220923002>Bam-Vito sex tapeI heard rumors about this back in 2009.
>>220915194He looks like his dad and mom had a baby.
>ey ma what we having>spaghetti and meatball>man I love spaghetti and meatballs>that's not what we're having
>>220915288Everyone says this whenever they see Phil.
>>220926867The Margera are Italian-American. Italians don't joke around when it comes to spaghetti.
>>220917063He is losing weight, he just reached such a level of lardassness that it's taking a while. Good on him for finally realizing at like 40-something that when you have his level of wealth you can just kick back and coast on your money while enjoying your hobbies all day.
>>220923183I only listened to his radio show once and it was 30 minutes of a blackout drunk Bam looping over and over about how ugly fat chicks are.It was like a King Cobra JFS stream without the charm.
>>220919944Was that during his schizo phrase where he was inventing new math and writing?
>>220916964>geniushe was a good skateboarder and a not bad video editor with some talented friends who found an interesting niche a decade before the internet would render a group like the CKY crew or Jackass conpletely irrelevant. He's a borderline retarded addict who lacks the emptional capacity to understand he's responsible for his life falling apart after "30 year old who lives with his parents and does pranks" was no longer marketable
>>220915209AA is a cult and doesn't actually work
Phil tried so hard to fix Bam but it was too lateUploaded the webm to /wsg/ because it has sound:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780497555182385.webm
