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Good news everyone. Stargate will not be raped by Amazon.
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/stargate-tv-series-martin-gero-scrapped-amazon-1236765061/
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>>220915793
Nope
>Amazon execs were concerned that Gero’s take on the series would not have broad appeal beyond the franchise’s already dedicated fanbase
>Amazon is still exploring new ways to further the franchise
Amazon weren't satisfied it would be raped hard enough, and are looking to rape it harder at a later date
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>broad appeal
I feel like a new list should be started, this one for codewords they use to say “we’re gonna shove a bunch of trannies, fags and/or niggers into it”
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>broad appeal
>ask the AI what kids like nowadays
>stargate now connect to different backroms
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>>220915793
Who is guarding the lore?
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>>220915793
Amazon is one of better studios around.
Expanse and Foundation are kino.
Amazon is better than Netflix, Paramount/WB or Disney
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>>220916552
>stargate now connect to different backroms
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Stargate was probably the only truly original concept television ever came up with. Star Trek was just "spaceship, but a lot farther than the moon". It's a shame younger generations will never get to experience it.
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>>220916660
The movie was great if a bit underbaked.

I never could get into the tv show though. It just looked incredibly cheap and the locations they went to were garbage tier always suffering from trek-like "races" which were almost always some tribe living in a canadian forest.
Also that gould black dude looked ridiculously zesty, almost like he's from some parody skit.
It was all just unpalatable.

The concept is great however and it really deserves a proper show, but at this point I'm not sure that anyone is actually capable of delivering.
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>>220916041
>broads
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>>220916592
>Amazon is one of better studios around.
>Expanse and Foundation are kino.
The Expanse went to shit after the 3rd season when Amazon picked it up
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>>220916592
>Foundation
>kino
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>>220916876
>after the 3rd season when Naomi wasn't shoved into a blast furnace
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Praise the lord. My O'Neill series is not to be butchered.
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>>220915793
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>>220915982
Not a Stargate fag but man that's an upsetting thing to read, makes me really worried for their 40k thing, that secret level short was ok but that was basically just a long action scene.
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>>220917812
>My O'Neill series
Series really improved when MacGyver was replaced by Farscape dude.
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>>220918176
you shut your whore mouth
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>>220915793
Genuinely feel bad for Mallozzi and gang
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why does this keep happening
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>>220916876
Apple is the only company making decent sci-fi. If only they owned Stargate, maybe we would actually get something with it. Fuck Amazon forever, nothing they make is worth shit anyways.

Can't think of a single amazon show I've wanted to watch in the last decade+. They have nothing but trash. Look at rings of power, what a disaster that piece of shit show is. To think we got a LORD OF THE RINGS tv show and it's ass. Fuck Amazon forever.

and yeah, the expanse went downhill with Amazon too but Amazon wasn't the ones producing it just funding it. Season 4 was bad but at least seasons 5-6 were better and there was some kino space battles in it.
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>>220919194
Apple has been shitting out nothing but the most distilled of surf dracula shows.
They've taken that concept and turned it into a (perverted) artform.
I've never seen any other streaming service dilute shit that much.
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>>220915793
this is VERY good news.
becasue now they wont destroy stargate with woke shit, and in the process destroy the entire franchise.
I wonder if gero lets say stood his ground and didnt want to make stargate as woke as amazon wanted it to be and thats the reason for the cancellation, this could be the case.

I would honestly hate for another franchise to be raped by woke and die, too many franchises have been destoryed by woke. someone should make a list.
And now they are going to make a king conan movie, oddly enough I havent seen a thread about it yet.
But they will definitly destroy the conan franchise with woke
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>>220915793
Need more details to tell if it's good or bad
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>>220919013
I can't wait to read Mallozzi's half-forgotten summary of what was written/planned for the cancelled show, 10-15 years from now.
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>>220919321
I wouldn't automatically give these creatives the benefit of the doubt based on past works
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>>220916592
Foundation is on Apple. In fact most of the best sci-fi shows are currently on Apple.
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>>220919194
The godzilla show was awful. That alone makes me not believe you
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>>220919194
>Apple
>decent sci-fi
Don't lie about it. They're still shit, they're just slightly less shitty than everyone else.
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I guess i'm not that surprised because i've seen what happened to star trek

So I guess this is probably a good thing overall , because it means that they can't corrupt stargate , like they did so many other things. I mean , i'm definitely a bit disappointed , but i'm just not surprised at all at this point our country is completely owned by israel and corporations. We are slaves.

Stargate came from a time in the early 2000's and late 90's when we were generally optimistic about the future and thought that technology , while somewhat dangerous , could elevate us.

Now we know better now we know that technology will rule us and we basically have no defense. You can't give the people hope anymore that would be dangerous. We really do live in some kind of corporate communist dystopia
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>>220919432
Foundation is good, some slight bad stuff but overall really good.
Silo is pretty great.
Severance is good
Widow's Bay is great so far, not sci-fi but still.
For All Mankind is good, hit and miss but overall pretty good.
Pluribus obviously too is really good.

Haven't watched the For All Mankind spinoff yet.

They have had some bad stuff too though, Invasion was horrible. I haven't watched the Godzilla show.
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>>220919480
at least they're making stuff. Most of the other streaming companies aren't making any interesting sci-fi content. I'll take what I can get. Foundation is genuinely one of the better sci-fi space opera shows we've ever had even if there's some silly shit.
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>>220916660
we can just watch the og tv show on dvd lol
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>>220919480
Dark Matter (Sliders for Adults) and
For All Mankind are fantastic scifi series.
Pluribus was okay.
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Disappointed but not surprised — I've seen what they did to Star Trek. At least they can't corrupt Stargate.

Stargate was made in a hopeful optimistic era of the late 90's when we thought tech would elevate us- not rule us. Can't give people hope anymore. Hope is dangerous.
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I'm okay with a Stargate reboot in like 50 years when this current wave of feminist, christo-zionist and woke diversity is over and done with. I'm sure Mallozzi and Gero would have done their best to keep it straight, but it would have been corrupted by other executives down the line.
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>>220915793
>Stargate will not be raped by Amazon.
ye of little faith. This decision will likely mean an even bigger rape down the line.
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>>220919485
>we
fuck off faggot
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>>220919850
And the same faggots who were posting Fallout threads on /tv/ will be the same faggots posting pozzed stargate threads. Guaranteed snake heads
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What if the goopoouuuuldd were the good guys
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Stargate was literally to make fun of retarded minorities thinking their gay ancestors and flower hippies into who thought the sacrilegious bullshit they believed were gods when it was a bunch of aliens playing pee pee in their coke so white people could laugh and high five dead gods with tealc
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They all get ruined eventually.
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>>220915793
>Good news everyone. Stargate will not be raped by Amazon.
Bittersweet but definitely for the best. Just let the franchise stay in the past, no good will come of digging its corpse up to be puppeteered on streaming platforms.
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>>220922287
>sci fi franchies.png
>bond
>jack sparrow
>BTTF
>lotr
>got
>hp
>indiana jones
what
also x-files is thriller not scifi
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even orange reddit is celebrating this kek
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>>220919013
>>220915793
These are same exact guys that created Stargate Universe right? They crashed the franchise 10 years ago. Why should they get another chance to ruin it.
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>>220922287
>avatar
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Stargate SG1 sucked cause the lead lady was an ugly lesbian. We need hot 18 year old women with midriff showing in scifi
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>>220922878
>Stargate SG1 sucked cause the lead lady was an ugly lesbian.
Faggot or bait? Or both?
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>>220922878
hell yeah
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This was the last chance of a sequel without actors the originall already beeing on life support
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>>220915793
This is a good thing. They would have made it woke slop and ruin Stargate retroactively. Let it stay dead
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>>220915982
How do you "broaden the appeal" of something that had a blockbuster movie and 10 seasons and was syndicated fucking everywhere? That's already broad.
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>>220923267
I know everyone's gay for browsing reddit but reddit is already blaming it on the backlash from star Trek academy even thought the news reports basically that they're the reason
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>>220923362
Hey what if we have a nigger run twilight zone happened twenty years ago and no one liked it or cared
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>>220916592
Expanse went to shit, and Foundation was dogshit (+woke)
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>>220919194
>Apple is the only company making decent sci-fi
>decent sci-fi
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>>220916726
filtered
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>>220919498
>all bad
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>>220915793
theyll just reboot it again in a few years for "modern audiences" and have it headed by someone who either hates stargate or hasnt seen it at all
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>>220922397
tbf bond is distantly sci-fi because it's stories usually incorporate ideas that were cutting edge at the time like the stealth boat and remote control car in Tomorrow Never Dies. But yeah the guy you replied to is retarded.
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Stargate is just the type of show TV doesn't make anymore. It's a deeply episodic concept. It's genuinely shocking it started as a movie, because it just makes so much sense as a TV series. "Go through the gate, and have a new adventure every week." It didn't need to look fancy. The audience accepted that it was all shot in some forest in Vancouver.
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>>220916726
>It just looked incredibly cheap and the locations they went to were garbage tier always suffering from trek-like "races" which were almost always some tribe living in a canadian forest.
Yes, that's the whole point, retard. It's comfy, family friendly kino you can watch forever and not get bored. The whole show is remarkably consistent in terms of quality, with only a handful of stinkers through its 200+ episodes.
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>>220922587
SGU has aged really well, if it aired just a few years later, it would've been the prestige sci-fi show
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>>220916660
>only truly original concept television ever came up with
It's not original. The whole premise of ancient aliens was stolen from Erich von Däniken "Chariots of the Gods" which was very popular when Roland Emmerich first made the movie.
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>>220919498
they have more sci-fi shows the average of 0, but it's the same american production aids that ruins everything
>>220919797
>he thinks people won't descend further into the moralism
i admire your optimism
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>>220924056
Second season is fine and you can tell is getting much better. But first season with the exception of a few episodes is atrocious. Unwatchable unless you skip all the stone episodes.
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How would you DEI-fy a 4 person SG squad to appease the overlords but still make the show palatable?

>squad leader, hard boiled female ala Emily Blunt in Edge of tomorrow. Bi. Hot.
>Nerd, some kind of onions white millennial actor, somehow keeps fucking alien/natives everywhere they go ala Daniel Jackson.
>Obligatory Alien/Native, Chinese/Japanese woman. Think Boomer in BSG. Hot.
>Muscle, some sort of gay middle eastern dude with sob war backstory that constatly gets brought up.
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>>220915793
What are the chances that its due to woke DEI policies
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>>220919194
Apple destroyed the foundation with DEI shit. They have nothing good there.
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>>220924295
the show already had a woman and a negro and was all about overcoming problems with science it didn't need to be more woke
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>>220923362
Make all the women ugly, replace the white men with niggers and trannies, make every storyline about the male gaze and colonialism
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>amazon wont assrape your favorite tv show after all
what a relief
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>>220916592
expanse and foundation are both this le dark edgy scifi with totally unlikable characters just having emotional outbursts.
that's the exact opposite of what sg-1 and atlantis was.
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>>220924413
>dark edgy scifi with totally unlikable characters just having emotional outbursts.
Hate that shit with passion. always have
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>>220924056
SGU is better than current day slop but that doesn't mean it's good either. Just because everything is shit now doesn't mean standards should be lowered. SGU is a far cry from SG-1
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>>220924158
>>220924056
The problem is those same creators cancelled SGA (which still had good ratings and great DVD sales) for SGU.

They didn't even bother to finish SGA properly. Half the storylines were unfinished. The Wraith were still around. Evil Asgard was still around. Replicators were still a threat. They just randomly ended the show.

SGA season 1 was awful and amateur writing. Full of 1990s cliche drama and teen romance tropes. It was bad. People were also assholes to each other for no reason. Trying to kill each other because reasons.
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>>220919292
> surf dracula
That sounds fucking based but something tells me that wasn’t supposed to be a compliment
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>>220916592
Amazon is legit one of the worst studios around. All they make is Woke slop devoid of female nudity (but plenty of male nudity).
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It's because of AI and the war
I blame Trump and Jensen
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>>220924465
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>>220924413
expanse is amazing though, and foundation isn't realistic or gritty at all but sadly it's a huge mixed bag.
>>220924491
>show comes back
>it's about trump and the replicators
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>>220924454
SGA was flatlining in viewership and the producers were bored of the formula, they admitted as much. Maybe season 6 would've given us a better conclusion or it may have been as mid as season 5, impossible to tell
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>>220924548
>expanse is amazing though,
lololol
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>>220915793
thank fuck
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>>220924573
it is. i used to think the same
>it's just people yelling at eachother
i was a mindless redlettermedia drone. but it's actually a well written and thought out piece of fiction, about as good as it gets when it comes to science fiction.
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>>220923723
sounds like a job for Roland Emmerich
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>>220922878
get a load of this fag
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Atlantis had gotten so bad after season 3, it was mercy to put it out of its misery at that point, SGU or no
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>>220924633
I saw the first season and I't just gray drama in space feat. unlikable people #585464
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>>220923837
Very episodic but I also loved how the overarching plot changed over the season. Earth stopped being this fragile mote of dust that had to fear every enemy they came across to becoming a proper power in the galaxy.
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>>220924454
>Replicators were still a threat.
No they weren't their planet got imploded and the last of ascension seeking ones also died a season later. You are correct about the rest though.
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>>220915793
>Stargate will not be raped by Amazon.
Sounds like the opposite is true. They had a show that had original writers, set in continuity and some respect for the canon. That's why it was canceled.
They WANT it to be the same reboot slop as everything else, and now it's going to be, with some other showrunner that's willing to rape the material.
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>>220915793
good news thanks anon i needed this
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>>220925264
>rape the material
bro the writers were literally so bad that they had to introduce an alien gun that fixes every problem
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>>220924454
>Evil Asgard was still around
I still believe that two part episode was a way to bring Daniel Jackson back into Stargate full time again for season 6.
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>>220919427
>Apple
They wanted the Stargate franchise when SGA ended. Would have been a good home for Stargate.
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>>220925264
what I don't understand is why didn't they think of what they want BEFORE greenlighting production? they knew what they signed up for
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>>220924629
We didn't deserve this show
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>>220924550
>SGA was flatlining in viewership
Flatlining at a high average is still good. You don't always need constant growth of the fans show up and support the show. And SGA's DVD and Blu-ray sales were very good.

>season 6
It absolutely needed one more season to properly end things. I would have argued 2 seasons.
>>220925212
I doubt they are all gone. Some probably survived off world and are hiding.
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>>220915982
>>220923362
>broaden the appeal
just means:
>sabotage and kill the whole franchise with blacks and gays
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>>220919013
>found family
Code words for trannies and niggers, they would have made Starfleet Ackademy look like megachud tv.
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>>220925264
>>220925574
>what I don't understand is why didn't they think of what they want BEFORE greenlighting production?
They knew. If Amazon doesn't stay with the SG-1/A/Universe continuity then they will lose. A reboot will be a lost cause.
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>>220925264
>>220925995
its gonna get the witcher/lord of the rings treatment.
>fucking retarded writing, everybody is black and gay
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>>220918518
He isn't wrong though. In seasons 7 and 8 he was just phoning it in.
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>>220915793
after wheel of time and rings of power. The fact that amazon didnt think it would have a broad appeal.

I take this is a good sign for stargate fans. Just means the show catered to its own audience and it had amazon fuming.
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>>220923053
Unironically I would actually watch an entire season of the Teen version parody one they did, so long as they kept it all comedy based of the original team.
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>>220926223
>watch an entire season of the Teen version parody one they did
Mostly ended up on SGU. No.
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>>220926136
>In seasons 7 and 8 he was just phoning it in.
You could argue season 6 as well. Losing Shanks must have pissed RDA off.
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>>220926339
SGU wasn't a parody though, it was just a joke. Shame because I liked all the Rush parts.
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>>220924629
They are still making a Stargate show though, just without the people who might have shown any respect to it.
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>>220916726
The show gets better later on as it got more popular and thus received more funding, but it's no secret that many of the early episodes where shot in some random forest near Vancouver BC. Budget issues is probably one of the reasons why they went with the concept of other humans living in outer space since no they don't have to do expensive "alien make up" every episode.
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>>220926421
>the episode where Rush travels back to restore the timeline
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i'd rather a spiritual successor instead
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there already was a prequel nonone watched. i guess thats more of an uncle touchibg you a little inapropriately
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>>220926717
No thanks.
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>>220922587
These are the guys who did SG1, SGA, and SGU. Mallozzi is on the opening credits of almost every episode.
>>220925970
>Cant stop thinking about blacks and cocks
Teal'c and SG1 as a unit are an example of "found family". That's all that means you troglodyte.
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>>220923362
>broaden the appeal
They want every demographic represented for a wider appeal. Science-fiction is popular amongst white, hetero, men. So they would need to incorporate non-white, gay, trans, and women characters into the Stargate lore to attract those type of TV viewers. The same tactic has just been used with The X-Files.
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>>220926680
>Germany. The design is clearly Aryan.
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>>220927822
>Teal'c
This Shol'va dances at the other end of the gateroom
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>>220923837
I agree but they don't make shows like that anymore because they can't. Those shows would have been filmed in the US if they could but they went to Canada to save money and the financial situation has only deteriorated since then. I think Smallville perfected the formula, 20+ episodes, monster of the week with an overarching plot each season, spend money on a couple cool effects each episode, dump the majority of the cash into the season premieres and finales and a couple big episodes throughout the season.
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How come SG1 never went back to the planet where Chaka was and just poison all the wild Goold's in the water
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how come SG-1 always made a big fizz about how hard it was to come by even small amounts of the oh so precious Naquada when the very first planet they ever visited, and with whose natives they are on excellent friendly terms, has a big ass Naquada mine that Ra has been exploiting for 10,000 years?
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>>220928015
kek
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>>220928119
Wasn't that depleted?
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>>220928157
no, just conveniently forgotten
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Stargate needs to become an animated series. Yes, again.
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>>220916726
>always suffering from trek-like "races" which were almost always some tribe living in a canadian forest
At least they baked that directly into the story by making almost all the "aliens" actually literally humans originally taken from Earth in ancient times.
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>>220928119
Daniel knocked up several more women during his stay so he was avoiding it
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>>220928205
BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGO
THE STARGATE LAY TILL WE BROKE THE CODE
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>>220915982
Stargate is not popular like star trek or star wars
Nobody gives a shit about that franchise except neckbeards
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>>220915982
so it's pretty safe to say that when they eventually do another show it'll have evil nazi planets every other episode instead of just once per season like the original run
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>>220916592
Weird that your examples of good shows are original IPs and not established ones like Stargate.
Oh wait, that's because Wheel of Time and Rings of Power sucked and you know it.
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>>220915982
This reads like the writers where doing a show for the fans and got punished for it because the higher ups wanted a show for faggots and woman instead, like NuTrek.
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>>220928119
The Abydonian mines were basically depleted. You need a lot of raw Naquadah to make a small amount of refined/weapons grade Naquadah. Ra had thousands of slaves for labor to chip away at what little was left. This is why no system lord bothered to take over Abydos after Ra was eliminated, there was no value in it.

It wasn't economically/productively feasible for the SGC to set up a mining operation, which is why they were constantly searching and eventually found the Unas planet
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>>220929740
>The Abydonian mines were basically depleted
that was never, ever stated, you just made that up
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>>220924393
More like
>buy up old scfi franchise
>get the old writers on it to pull in the fans
>tell them to make it woke as fuck
>star trek acadamy levels of woke,
>to pull in the "wider audience"
>find out the old writers are making a show that actually is cattering to the old viewers and only a bit to potential new ones
>fire them all
>start looking for new writers who hate the old franchise, like how the nutrek writers openly claimed on social media that they hated old trek or didnt even watch it because it was "racist"
>give stargate to these new writers and tell them to make a woke stargate.

Stargate is not "saved" if anything it seems like the original show writers wanted to "save" it from amazon and got punished for it and now amazon is really going to rape it hard.
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Just make Wormhole Extreme
It's a meta joke, fans won't get upset about changes so you have a lot more latitude to work with
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>>220929762
evidence supports the statement. for example the things that you mentioned previously.
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>>220929780
>No brand to milk
You think this is a fucking game?
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>>220929780
>Colonel Danning isn't going around kissing hot, tall alien women
woke
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if polarizing woke outrage slop wasn't so effective it wouldn't be made.

even /tv/ makes sure every bit of woke slop is discussed to death no matter how irrelevant the original IP was.
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>>220923362
>How do you "broaden the appeal" of something that had a blockbuster movie and 10 seasons and was syndicated fucking everywhere? That's already broad.
Well you see anon, there are billions of black-presenting transsexuals who are just ACHING to have a sci-fi series that speaks truth to power and allows them to feel represented.

That's why you need to stop it with your constant chud boycotts. It's making it very hard to attract this definitely-real demographic of trans blerds (that's "black nerds" for the chuds reading this) with all the chud boycotting going on.
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>>220929863
Effective at what?
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>>220915982
Maybe Amazon should be concentrating on how to broaden the appeal of their failing streaming service instead.
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Stargate is WOKE as fuck, Carter, a fucking woman is one of the lead characters and the smartest one? What a fucking joke, and they even have black guy on the main case, woke DEI hire bullshit.
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Let's be honest, modern /tv/ would have thrown a melty over this line.
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>>220930083
Why?
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Atlantis, this is McKay! We are currently drowning. Please send a puddle jumper. Nonononononononononnon.... Zelenka, I'm not joking here. When have I ever joked about serious things? Listen... our lives are at stake! You need to get Carson and tell him that if he does not fly the puddle jumper to our location immediately, we WILL drown. What are y... Teyla, this is not the time... Oh for... Fine, I'll ask. Zelenka, are you there? Listen, as ridiculous and time wasting as this is. Teyla wants to know if her baby is okay. Could you go and check...? But NOT before getting Carson out here to save us. TEYLA! Do you WANT your baby to have a mother? That's what I thought. McKay out!
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>>220930083
get this Mary Sue Girlboss out of my sight!
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>>220930083
everyone rolled their eyes over this and then they kept making jokes about it in the show itself.
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>>220930083
Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside, instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
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>>220930083
the writers themselves mock the line later on, everyone knows it was retarded
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Stargate is already ruined on /tv/
We can't have a comfy stargate thread anymore without a sea of these "stargate in current day would be hecking pozzed" and "they couldn't do this in these days" posts.

Is there even a single GOOLD post in this thread? I thought not.
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>>220930149
This, that line and the episode with the mongols trying to make carter a sexslave were cringe as fuck.
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>>220930179
You asked for me?
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>>220930179
>stargate in current day would be hecking pozzed
stargate origins came out in 2018. i dare you to watch it and tell me with a straight honest face that it isn't pozzed to shit and back
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>>220930265
I don't care if it's pozzed since I'm not watching it.
I want to discuss SG-1 and Atlantis and not read the obsessive /pol/-lite posts about current day. The only comfy thread on this board used to be stargate threads. Now I'm trying to break the habit of auto-navigating to /tv/ because there's nothing but fucking bots stuck posting twitter screencaps and discussing slop.
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>>220923656
For All Mankind is pretty great
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>>220930265
>>220930329
I don't want "stargate" to be synonymous with slop posting.
The reason Origins does not matter is because nobody fucking talks about it. They could make a thousand pozzed slop spinoffs and reboots of stargate but it wouldn't mean shit if you retards didn't keep posting about them and overwriting SG-1.
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>It's an Unas buck breaking episode
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>>220929762
It doesn't need to be directly stated you "modern audience" exposition-brained dummy. There is more evidence to conclude that Abydos was a depleted mine and not still rich.

Ra didn't stick around and was only visiting in the movie. No other System Lords came to take over Abydos even though it was literally free real estate and not part of the Protected Planets Treaty. And the SGC never setting up a mining operation.
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>>220930401
Forgot all about this chick. That's good. I'm starting to forget the show. That means the time for a rewatch is fast approaching.
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>>220915793
These fucking kikes

>we want to ruin it and if you don’t ruin it we won’t make it at all
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>>220916592
The foundation sucks its only watchable because lee pace does such a great job with empire

Amazon drove the expanse into the ground they mishandled the best part of whole series which is the rocks hitting earth and Naomi’s space walk and they fucked it up
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>>220930479
Yes because primitive shitters using picks and shovels are doing such a great job at digging out all the ore of the ridiculously rare and valuable mineral
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>>220919485
Zoomer the 90’s were not optimistic

That was the time of the matrix, fight club and endless zombies

People could feel the crisis coming.
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>>220919656
Why do zoomers think the 90’s were “optimistic” lol
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I should rewatch it, haven't done so since Atlantis was airing.

>Watching episodes on YouTube split into multiple parts back in the day
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>>220930957
From the zoomer perspective, anything that doesn't actively lecture about the end of the world is optimistic
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>>220916592
>expanse and foundation are kino
Oh you sweet summer retard.
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>>220930937
The grains of sand beneath your feet are the stars in my heaven
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>>220916592
Only someone who knows nothing about Asimov's Foundation would praise Amazon's slop.
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>star wars, doctor who, star trek
>Cultural juggernauts turned into ridiculed has-beens.

I really wish it stays dead
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>>220915793
I hate jews so much its unreal.
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>>220930867
>and if you don’t ruin it we won’t make it at all
They will find people who will fuck it up fast, enough people in hollywood who hate everything shows like stargate&star trek stand for.
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>>220923362
Ok, get this:
We reboot the franchise, but instead of the Goa'uld being parasites, they're racists
And we'll make Samantha a black crippled trans lesbian to appeal to the modern audience
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>>220930083
I'm modern /tv/ and I just cringed at it and forgot about it
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>>220930083
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i'm so glad they didn't ruin this shit
it's in my top 3 of all time scifi
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>>220930083
didn't the actress hate this line and make the writers turn her into less of a girl boss
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>>220931811
>i'm so glad they didn't ruin this yet shit
They are just going to keep looking for writers&directors who will sell out.
These ones got fired because they didnt want to screw over the old fans.
If anything, we would probably have been happy with the show they where making, it would have been lesser evil.
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>>220931834
She is a girlboss but in a genuine earned way not some gay writers fantasy
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>>220931851
>>i'm so glad they didn't ruin this shit yet.
Fucked up.
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Mando and Starfleet Academy failing spooked them. You can’t make sci-fi for normies. The closest we got was TNG in the 80s/90s but they had insanely skilled writers and designers.
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>>220930957
Bro, in the 90s, we still believed life would be better for our kids than for us. We watched this not be the case for multiple generations. The American dream is just survival now. Nobody is optimistic if you're even a little informed now.
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My wife
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At night my whole family gathered to watch a new Stargate episode, they were so happy when I told them they are going to continue the show, seriously fuck Amazon.
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>>220915793
Masters of the Universe's flop-in-waiting probably spooked them. Lore and memberberry uncs don't have the cards right now. They'll probably fully reimagine it (aimed at casual dudebros) and go for a theatrical movie. That's what I would do.
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>>220923362
>How to broaden appeal
More blacks, more lesbians, more gays, more mixed families
simple as that
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>they'll make stargayte woke!
So the same series but O'neill being a legit retard instead of just pretending?
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>>220930339
Pretty great?
What makes it "pretty great"?
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>>220930083
I appreciated that they didn't have the amazon woman who thought Teal'c was sexist beat him in combat, if that episode happened today it wouldn't even be considered an option for him to win.
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>>220932927
>Lore and memberberry uncs don't have the cards right now.
Did MotU really have such rich lore? I thought it was the reason they had to pass laws about childrens' television being more than toy ads.
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>>220930401
How come Robo-Sam never addressed the fact that since she had all of Sam's memories she knew that the whole mission of the Replicators was based on nothing more than the wish of a disabled android child? Shouldn't that make her a little reluctant to dominate the entire galaxy?
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>>220933513
I'm here because this retard and yet I'm set for galactic domination too.
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>>220924725
Woould.
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tfw SG-1 literally let an entire group of people die because they wanted to preserve their own people.
They had black and female lead characters.
Stargate Universe had a lesbian Asian main character.
But it wasn't woke enough?
These guys were protecting the legacy of Stargate from becoming woke?
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>>220933500
I'm speaking in a more general sense about target audience. Some more recent examples to illustrate the point are: Mortal Kombat II, Mando & Grogu, the whole DC Studios slate. They're all aimed at source material uncs and feminist culture warriors. They're also all failing.
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>>220930116
Rodney is great, fucking loved his performance in Tabula Rasa
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>>220933800
Yeah, the actors of rodney and sheppard really carried the show compared to the actors playing teyla and ronan.
And the guy playing ronan is now a A lister, thats the fucked up part.
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>>220933864
I didn't mind Ronen, he was a decent enough character who had some cool moments and he also never gave bad deliveries. Tayla was kinda boring but at least she had good chemistry with the others and I also liked her role in the Michael arc. But she did annoy me with her 5 foot warrior bullshit and she should've absolutely just become a secondary character after becoming a mom.
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They probably prioritized that Mass Effect show. Sci-fi is expensive compared to YA foidslop show #6841.
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>>220933975
>Tayla was kinda boring but at least she had good chemistry with the others and I also liked her role in the Michael arc. But she did annoy me with her 5 foot warrior bullshit and she should've absolutely just become a secondary character after becoming a mom.

Teyla was the worst character on the good guys side
Micheal was shit and his entire arc killed a lot of viewer ratings
And to this day i still asume she was a couch cast because she was overall just a bad actress.
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>>220930329
>I want to discuss SG-1 and Atlantis and not read the obsessive /pol/-lite posts about current day.
You know that Amazon shills are involved in all Stargate threads right?
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>>220934042
I supposed the Michael arc dragged on for too long but I did like the concept but looking it is kind insane the crew tried to reverse engineer a fucking Wraith after a single year on Atlantis.
Guess my favourite villain though would be Todd. Several great episodes with him though my dude really needs to learn some patience when it comes to medical treatments.
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>>220933789
Gunn's DC was always going to fail. He fired Cavill.
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>>220933800
SGA's best episodes are all Rodney centric.
>Grace Under Pressure
>Tao of Rodney
>McKay and Mrs. Miller
>Duet
>The Shrine


>you're a good friend, arthur
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>>220933864
>Ronan
>>220933975
>Ronen
ffs it's "Ronon"
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>>220934313
>Rönön
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>>220934042
Michael was boring. Ford should've filled the "not accepted by wraith or humans" in-betweener antagonist role instead.
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>>220934297
Man Atlantis is such a comfy show, some of my favourite moments have nothing to do with the plot but are just the gang hanging out with each other, making fun of each other, Zelanka cursing in Czech because of Rodney. Or the guys playing with toy cars in the city halls.
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>>220934375
Atlantis is a very comfy setting.
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>>220930908
When you have literally millions of them at your disposal, have no concern for their well-being, and enjoy the power you have over others then yeah, primitive shitters with picks and shovels makes perfect sense.

The goa'uld are arrogant, evil and for the most part stupid. It's why the Tau'ri are able to give them a good fucking even though the Goa'uld are superior on paper.
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>>220934374
Both were boring and outstayed their welcome.
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>>220934394
I've often daydreamed about waking up in atlantis.
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>>220934375
>Or the guys playing with toy cars in the city halls
Once I saw that scene I knew it was a way to tell us they were cancelled and started having more fun. Same happened in SG-1.
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>>220934374
Ford was even bigger Trash. Imagine not changing your name as an adult when it's Rainbow fucking Sun. The actor was trash but I did like the ideas behind his arc, having someone from the crew actively hunt Wraith should've happened later in the show and Ford shouldn't exist period. Though he did play a convincing druggie.
Michael at least could act and was pretty threatening with all the bio experiments he ran. It was also believable that he would fuck up both the humans and the Wraith given time and Taylas baby, which reminds me another great episode with Shepard and Rodney when John travels 30k years into the future and gets to hear Rodney describe how everything went to shit.
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>>220934417
Ford was boring as a regular expedition member but became a pretty cool character in his enzyme addict arc. Sadly that was cut way too short.
He should have been a recurring character popping up every now and then. Not sure if he's with them or against them at any given moment.
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>>220915793
We were going to have Daniel Jackson on the show. Shanks is pissed off.
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>>220934428
By Skynet I hope one day some autist can give us some new and rewritten SGA episodes with AI.
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>>220934470
>Fans be spittin'...
why is he typing in ebonics?
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>probably Amazon wanted more trannies and dei, so it got rejected
> after trek died a few months ago
> and sw is basically on its deathbed (even if I liked maul a lot)
At this point, I can't believe it anymore. It has been 10years of this shit, I can't belive that some higher up didn't yet made a fucking check to see why the fuck every pozzed ip dies. Even some fucking shareholder with some power/brain could say something about it.
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>>220934470
Michel Shanks? More like Michel Stanks, lol. He's no James Spader.
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>>220928053
Shanks was on Smallville. He pretty much played a Tok'Ra who cosplays as a superhero and day job is an archeologist.
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>>220931834
Well the first ep after the pilot has her being kidnapped, sold, and almost raped by fucking Shang tsung.
Yes she win that knife duel in the end, but it was hilarious to see a whole ep shitting on Carter.
(it still is)
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>>220915982
They always triple down like this and still you have retards saying woke is dead
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>>220933513
Not only that, but there is some reasoning that if that was really a complex version of Carter personality, it would have been an ally. Imo it was just written that way because you need something to do before anubis
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>>220934498
Jackson canonically loves qt brown grills, which is basically Shanks not even acting.
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>>220923362
>>220927938
Okay, serious question: Is there any research whatsoever which proves that including non-Whites in White interests/hobbies/media actually attracts those audiences?
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>>220934501
It's not about making a good product, it's about getting a fat funding round and bailing out before everything crashes to the ground
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>>220931834
>>220934685
Luckily the writers noticed early on that the forced feminism was shit and just made her more organically badass. I usually just skip the mongol episode. The second half of season 1 is really good.
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>What do you mean explosions and disjointed plotlines aren't popular?
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>>220930339
is it really sci fi? I thought it was alternative history
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>>220935324
>alternative history
AKA science fiction.

>b-but...
Wait until you learn about fantasy, lol
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>>220935324
At some point it crosses over. The seasons that play before the current day are better though.
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I confess. I've only watched Atlantis once even though I've watched SG-1 like 5 times.
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>>220923362
Same way Disney "broaded the appeal" of Star Wars...
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>>220935617
Same, except I've watched SG-1 more like 10 times. The one time I watched Atlantis, I was thinking the whole time I could be watching SG-1 right now, and enjoying myself so much more. Rodney was the only redeemable thing about that show, together with maybe that one cool Wraith.
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>>220916592
I just rewatched the expanse.
I had to skip every Naomi scene, she is unwatchable.
And the belters? Cringe.

>bomb and kill 23 of his crew
>he justly executes one of the perpetrators
>wipes out the rest of the terrorists when they were plotting to kill him
>somehow he is the bad guy
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>>220915793
How is it that Jeff Bezos a man interested in his Body, in space, in science, a fucking nerd that ran a bookstore.

How is it that this fucking Nerd has no spine and has allowed both Ring of Power to happen and now he didn't greenlight Stargate made for fans?

Can someone explain to me how this retard doesn't see he can literally promote his rocket business with this show by once again hyping up the public about space explorations and new worlds?

Shit they can literally make an episode where they assemble his rocket on another planet to launch Amazon Leo sattelites so the native have internet.

I'm just in absolute awe how one of the richest and most well known billionaires on earth doesn't give a fuck about one of the most well known sci fi shows in history.

Shit his public imagine would go through the roof if he went around the execs and approved this.
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>>220937410
Good points. Jeff Bezos wants to build space colonies in Earth orbit. He could easily have a new Stargate series show off what that would be like.
He could show all the people in the Stargate world being fascinated by space travel after disclosure.



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