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Girls Do Porn Episode 239Girls Do Porn Episode 359Girls Do Porn Episode 386Simply the high water marks of the series, bar none.
is he the gay
Gene Wilder was so much better
>>220918125There's only one Wonka.
>chew gum>almost die by transforming into a giant blueberry and exploding from too much juiceNo one shall ever chew again inshallah
A Boys thread died for this
>>220917099he was a complete asshole to the kids for no reason
are you the gay
Times you acted like Mike /Teavee/?
>>220918292Why do people make comics of this scene shot for shot?
>>220918544Autism.
>>220918292I can't explain how hard my penis got when I saw this in the theaters.
>>220918912You will be turned into a dozen bars of Wonka chocolate.
>>220918912
horrible, ugly movie
am I the gay
>>220918515me angrily explaining to my parents that I won't get blind by playing videogames for long periods of time.
What was the Oompa Loompa thinking in this moment?
>>220918544purely for choc value
>>220918413I wouldn't really say "for no reason" most of the kids are awful and Wonka has been an autistic shut in for a long time.Meanwhile in the 1st movie, Grandpa Joe is just a psychopath narcissist the whole time for LITERALLY no reason.
>>220918565But like, if you're an autistic fetishist why would you do that but then not even expand it. Like they never show the juicing, just imply that she will be squeezed.Doesn't take much of an imagination to conclude she'd be pissing, vomiting and shitting juice out of her body.Yet strange enough, I don't believe such a comic exists. Instead I've seen people post on other boards for shock value, several comics that are nearly the exact same scene shot for shot. What do you call that level of autism?
>>220919873you've got a strange fetish anon, at least make it somewhat hot
>>220920030
>>220918515When I literally got to play him in a school play. :)Had a duet song and everything.
>>220920039Would you have done the same thing as him IRL?
>>220919982"B-b-but I worked for you and my grand kid has nothing. No, its not because Im a lay about. Its because I'M owed the fizzy lifting drink
>>220918125Gene Wilder steals the show but I still think Burton's movie is a better overall experience. Also it feels like it was made by someone who actually liked the book.
>>220919982>most of the kids are awfulMike was great
/tv/ still #MadAtWonk
>>220918125>It took me THIS long to realize Gene Wilder was casted to be Wonka because Roald Dahl was an antisemite
>>220920075I don't remember how I "died" in the play anymore, but in both movies, God no. I'd probably snark at Wonka going into the room, but after getting the demonstration with the chocolate bar, where it is spelled out IT MAKES THINGS SMALL (and that's best case scenario since chocolate isn't alive) I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole.
>>220920529See to me, you show a child a teleporter/shrink-ray/camera, hell yeah I'm playing with that thing
>>220917099
>>220919982Kids were not awful just annoying and raised by dumb parents
>>220920817True, I'd argue they were annoying enough to somewhat justify Wonka's attitude. But even if we disregard the kids, I think Wonka's seclusion explains his attitude well enough on its own.
>>220921201>, I'd argue they were annoying enough to somewhat justify Wonka's attitudeI found Mike charming desu
Michael Jackson?
>>220921235ye
>>220917099He's literally me
>>220920262>castedyou're brown
>>220923016Whatever you say, Jew.
>>220918292Where does it come out when she's juiced? There's only ass/nipples/vagina the implications are quite lewd. I personally don't but understand exactly why people consider this erotic, she's also a child little oompa loompa men are going to be touching herIt's a peculiar fetish
>>220923533>Where does it come out when she's juiced?They're gonna squeeze her like a little pimple.
>>220917099Why was he such a fucking asshole to all the other kids>Mr. Wonka, I’m Violet Beauretard>Erm, I don’t care! *faggotly walks away*Seriously, if I was a contestant in something similar and the game runner said that to me I’d just quit because he clearly wants to diddle the poor little future autistic surgeon
>>220919873this is how warwick davis sees himself
>>220920039Ethan?
>>220918544Fetishes.>>220920027Too much effort for them, I guess. Everything after she's hit peak size is usually an afterthought to these people.
>>220919873Wondering what's going to happen to him if his boss gets the pants sued off of him.
>>220917099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIM_o61QHy8
>>220924872If he was a diddler then what did he react so poorly to Violet throwing herself at him?
>>220920126I mean that's more or less the whole reason Burton made it. He knew Dahl hated the 1971 movie and tried making something closer to the book.
>>220925293Because. Willy isn’t the cute and funny type of diddler. He’s more of a Wild and Silly
>>220925350>Charlie appears to be smiling>Mike looks like he's seeing boobies
>>220917146For me it's 283 and 293. Makes it even hotter knowing the girls were coerced and manipulated into the situation
>She EXPLODED!!!
>>220918125Everything I've seen Gene Wilder in, he comes off like a massive creep. What's up with that?
For me it is Crispin Glover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5814tOosE
>>220926752https://s3.amazonaws.com/production.videos.funnyordie.com/v/db3bdfa8c7/v600.mp4
