Is it safe to go to the theatres alone or will I get laughed at by teens?
>bunch of teens made fun of my Supreme hat today nowhere is safe fren
>>220917553If they try anything you can pull on their broccoli hair and make of their mixed blood.
>>220917553Teens don't go to the theatres, they're broke as fuck. The only people who still go to the theatres in 2026 are adults and adults with their kids for the FOTM Disney movie.
>>220917553I don't know, last time I went to a theater was to watch the menu and it was 23:00 so there was only me, my friend and a cute girl watching it by herself. My friend thought about approaching her so we could all watch it together, but I sperged out. We spoke with her outside, but never got her name so she basically doesn't exist anymore.
>>220917553You all can laugh at each other for being virgins
>>220917603Thanks, racist grandpa!
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>>220917553Seriously? No. Nobody cares.
what is it with balding fat males and being scared of being laughed at by teenagers?
>>220917553Seriously how do you not feel like an incel freak going to watch a movie alone?
>>220917553where do you live, fren?I recently went, alone, to a movie that is popular with younger audiences right now, and I didn't get laughed atI think some looked in my direction as they were exiting, but nothing happened
>>220917553With rising theater prices, most dumb teens are getting priced out which, if I was their age, would think it sucks but as a maladjusted adult I find to be quite a boon. I went recently by myself and there was barely anyone there. Teens generally aren't gonna pay 20-25 bucks a head to blab the whole time, throw stuff and be shitheads (no i'm not counting the Minecraft movie memery),
>>220917989I do it all the time. Just go when the theater doesn't have any people. Its usually me, two other sole people and a few couples in my vicinity. What sucks is eating at a restaurant alone, even if it's empty. I know I know some people are cool sitting at the bar but I can't even do that. But a movie alone, that's peak easy. You go when nobody is at the theater
>>220918061Oh that makes sense. I usually only went when theres tons of people. I remember as a teenager I went to see a movie with my parents and I felt like a freak loser with all the teens around me.
>>220917553Why are you seeing movies meant for teenagers, OP
>AYO THIS 32 YEAR OLD UNC IS HERE WITH HIS 27 YEAR OLD GF>KILL HIS PEDO GROOMER AHH FR FR
>>220918096Basically, I feel intuitively that as a young man anything other than going with your gf at your side is freakish and sticks out like a sore thumb. Maybe someone will laugh "Look at that fucking incel sitting by himself" in the middle of the movie.
>>220918061this. just go to the first showing of the day - tickets are usually cheaper too. the theater will be you and 3-5 old retired guys who just want 2 hours away from their wives.
When I went to see Mario I thought it would have been late enough that no one would be there but it was still full of teens. I'm pretty short so I thought they wouldn't notice me but a few groups of kids were really staring at me. One of them said "Sick One Piece shirt dude!" and gave me a thumbs up and I said "Thanks!" but as I was walking away I heard him say "Not!" and another one say "How old was he? Like Forty? So creepy." I thought that was rude since I'm only 28
>>220918096Oh yeah if I went on a Friday or Saturday night I would feel like the biggest loser, I won't even try that lolI do afternoon during the matinee and after the movie has been in the theater a good whileOnce a small one-screen theater did a reshowing of the Oscar winner so I went to see that. That was in the evening and it was 60 to 70% full with young kids but the last few rows were empty so I took a spot in there and had it to myself. Small theater so view was comfy. Nobody even noticed me. Remember, theaters are dark and I always show up right as the movie starts
>>220918134im 26 and my gf is 28
>>220917939I'm a really good looking/attractive dude, the part that sucks about going to the movies alone is you look like you have no friends. Everyone has a few people whose arm they can twist to go watch a movie with them, but you have to schedule that between two people. Its nice to know the one-person tricks for when you feel like spontaneously going to see a movie alone
>>220917553>ayo wut dis nigga doin>LMAO nigga out here by he self>nigga you like 30 where yo kids at nigga LMAOOOOO go home to yo family nigga
The only time I had any kind of theater shame was 2 years ago. I had it in my head I was going to see Harold and the Purple Crayon for the meme, but when I walked in my resolve crumbled. "One ticket to Deadpool and Wolverine, please."
>>220918987geg>ayoo throw some popcorn at that loser ahh unc sittin by himself
My male friend was unironically raped in the bathroom of an AMC by a group of guys
If you're too self conscious and anxious to go watch a movie alone that's something you need to fix immediately because you are just going to continue getting worse and more miserable. It doesn't matter how much of a loser you are at least allow yourself to exist and do something you enjoy
>>220919025I did that once. Wasn't a movie but one of those ice skating shows for kids, Disney or one of those. Took a very pretty date, we walked in and it was literally little children everywhere. Right after we took our seats I was like "maybe we should leave," and she was like "I think so too" lol. So that was like $40 or whatever down the drain just to escape that situation. So you made the right call
>>220917715It was Anya Taylor Joy
>>220919063That was probably me and my friends lol
they can feel your fear so just double down and hit on the zoomettes, trust me op
>>220917553Just resist the urge to bring your beans and you're in the clear
the hoe that took my ticket called me sir I wanted to cave her head in so bad :(
>>220917553I went to the theater yesterday and I was the only person at my showing.
>>220919272Yes Sir and Ma'am are good manners. You can never go wrong with them and you always look classy if you use them oftenRelax and enjoy the rules of civilized etiquette
>>220919299bitch I'll cut you!
Just go, you fucking pussy. Tons of people go to tne movies alone.
>>220917553Just pirate the movie. Oh wait, were you looking for a job there?
>>220919323I did have a friend who had a pee peeve with being called Sir even though he was our senior not just in age but also stature and command. This dude was our captain and our best ass kicker anytime we went out to start a fight (we don't start fights we just finish them but we went to the fight bar to compete with the other fight clubs and shit of course would break out). With him, the don't call me Sir thing was just a reason to get in your face and start something
>>220919386Sound like a bunch of fags happy pride month queer!
>>220919386That’s pretty gay
>>220917553If I only went to the cinema if/when I could find someone else who wants to see it and hasn't seen it already and our schedules line up, I wouldn't be able to see half the movies I do.I'm probably alone more often than not. No-one's ever spoke a word to me or even looked at me twice.I assume some people think of it as primarily a social activity with the actual movie being secondary. I can understand why those people might be surprised that someone would go alone, although I doubt that they actually take active notice.For me it's the opposite. I go because I like watching films. If there happens to also be a social "shared experience" element to it then that's cool too I guess.
>>220919428I figured the guess would be military (several of us were in the reserves at the time). I have a friend that is former military police and that's what he had to do, break up fights at the military bar, he said he had to go in there with a baton and crack their thighs in a powerful chop so they crumbledOur bar was half a mile off one side of Big State U. Sometimes high schools would send groups to mix it up too. They would do it out in the parking lot in their wife beaters. Police usually had a patrol car watching us but we were all white, it's in a commercial area where all the other businesses went home for the night, and we didn't use weapons much (beer bottle over the head and a friend pulling a baseball bat out of his trunk were the only two I saw. I calmed him down and had him put it back. Again there was pretty much always a patrol car watching us. We always did it the same night of the week. We did it inside although one spilled outside around the corner away from were the cop is
Do people actually pay attention to what others are doing at the kinoplex? I never did. And even if you do, how can you tell a person is actually on his own? He could have arrived early and is waiting for his friends. And what's so bad about going on your own anyway? I was doing this for years before I came and heard it was such a big taboo. Let me guess, going to a restaurant on your own is bad too?
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>>220919772It’s not remotely a taboo though, anon. Don’t take the sperglords b8
I always hit the theater with at least two chili bags. One for sippin and one for fightin. Any young hoodlums give me the grease and they get a chili bag to face. They call me Two Bags Jimmy.
>>220919886>Two Bags JimmyI thought yous got whacked off by Popcorn Butter Pete?
going to a late night viewing of a popular movie is the worst thing you can do as an incel/loner, it’s pure rope fuel seeing all the happy couples and large friend groups enjoy their time together
>>220917553Who cares even if they laugh? They're all uggo browns, they're barely even sentient.
>>220917553if you live in a 3rd would shithole like america or india you will probably be killed and rapedbut if you live in a civilised 1st world country like japan or england then its fine to go enjoy kino by yourself
>>220917553if they do you can go on a kino monologue about how you've been coming to the cinema before they were ever born, talk about the things you've seen. C-beams glittering in the dark near the Chinese theater, and such.
>>220919886...what's the enema nozzle for?
>>220917553Just make sure to riff on the movie with funny commentary so they think you're cool
>>220919772>Do people actually pay attention to what others are doing at the kinoplex?When I'm with someone:I'm generally obvious to everyone, but when it's busy I always notice everyone hanging all across the front of the kinoplex. Gets some great crowds. Lot of pretty ladies to check out. And it's like that all the way through the ticket line and all across the main lobbyWhen people say good places for people watching, the kinoplex is great on the busy nights. Its the place to see and be seen. So you plan to do that, bring someone with you
>>220920235>obviousOblivious
>>220920007>civilised 1st world country>like englandAre there even any white people left in the bong islands?
>>22092031985% white is that whiter than your cuntry?
>>220920372Does that include the muzzie rape babies, because as far as I'm concerned those aren't white
>>220920025Get a load of this guy, never had a hot chili enema.
>>220920372God yes by a million. Here in the states you go live in the all-white states or the all-white suburbs of any city and it mogs the UK. What we consider white here in America is different than in UK. Only 20% of white people in the UK would qualify for white over here. The English descent people here are the lowest tier of White America and we cleaned them up to look at least presentable
>>220920433Wait so even England is whiter than your country, must be a shithole then
>>220917553Fuck teens.
>>220920488Don’t mind if I do
Going outside is like a stealth mission in a video game.
>>220918953It’s honestly way more common than anyone thinks and it’s not a big deal at all >t. Worked in kinoplexes for 11 years
>>220920606Did you ever get the big crowds of pretty people where it's 100 out front and 100 more in the lobby? I would take someone with you on those nights. Remember, this is 4chan, it's the place for retards and everyone who is the most out of touch with reality. Got to be specific here
>>220917553You're going to get molested by a loli gangStay safe anon
>>220920684>My Loli Motorcycle Gang Will Knife You
>>220917572Supreme was cool 18 years ago, unc.
>>220920666Yeah the last really huge example of that was Barbie but before 2018 it was a lot more common throughout the year to see rushes like that
>>220917715>approaching a lone woman in the theaterretard
>>220917553Go to the first screening of the day. You'll maybe share a theater with 4-6 other people, even a big movie on opening weekend that first showing is usually scarce.
>>220920764Are you working at a movie theater now? What do you do there? What's it like? Is it one team that just janitors the theaters, another a team that does the food and tickets and lobby and bathrooms? Who operates the room up top with the film, just the manager?
>>220918209>going to see the Mario movie by yourself>wearing a friggin' anime shirt too>"why did I get made fun of?"You did it to yourself, buddy.
>>220918209>"Sick One Piece shirt dude!" and gave me a thumbs up and I said "Thanks!" but as I was walking away I heard him say "Not!" and another one say "How old was he? Like Forty? So creepy."I lol'd
>>220919063Summer of 92?
>>220917553They won't laugh at you but they won't stfu either
>>220918953>really good looking/attractive dudei want to fugg you
>>220918953>you look like you have no friendsno one fucking cares brohonestly I prefer going alone because I don't have to coordinate with anyone, or fight over what to see, and its not like you're going to be able to talk during the movie. And since I'm a grown ass man I'm not making out with girls in the theater either.
the only time i notice other people inside a movie theater is if they're handsome.
>>220921468Looking for DICKS to SUCK? HOMO?
if you’re sexually appealing, it’s the chaddest move in the playbook.
>>220919886here's a friendly tip: freeze the fightin bag before the show so it hurts their face worse
>>220920025For use in a chili and cheese dispenser picrel. Can also be used for a Texas Oil Change, yes.
>>220917572>tfw the kids these days don't know about hypebeasts
>>220917553I really want to see the new Bleach in theaters, but I figure everyone going to see that is a loser so I should be fine to see that by myself
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