Wouldn't this be found immediately on an airplane x-ray machine?
not if it was vegan.
>>220918020>Xrays>in 1993
>>220918020>Wouldn't this be found immediately on an airplane x-ray machine?JP came out in 1993. Pre 9/11 was a hell of a drug.
>>220918206Is this CGI or live action?
This looks like something off the set of Star Trek The original series.
What a terrible line delivery.
Why is hormone prevention "not possible"?As long as you supervise every Dino being born, you know there aren't any penises allowed on the field.
Also, I'm annoyed that all the online versions are 16:9 rather than real cinema resolution. thats why I have it zoomed out weird. anyone got a good link to a cinema ratio of it?
why did nedry open himself up to litigation by planting an animation of his face mocking his employers on the security system?
>>220919361Do you really think Nedry was just gonna take Biosyn’s fat sack of cash, go back to his two bedroom apartment in Des Moines and resume life as Joe Taxpayer as if nothing happened? He probably had the new identity and ticket to Thailand already paid for with his life savings, he was going to rent ladyboys by the dozen and stack them into human pyramids.
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>>220918020What airplane?He took a helicopter from the mainland of Costa Rica to Jurassic Park
>>220919704And why did he do that? hmm??
>>220919760To do work he was contractually forced to do for free.The embryos were his way of paying himself a bonus for having to do the extra debugging
>>220918601something something frog dnaIt’s not even accurate, female frogs can to an extent control the sex of their offspring in utero by regulating their body temperature. Already birthed frogs can’t snap their fingers and say “I feel like growing a penis today!”
>>220919361>litigation >for having his face on a security lockout animationlmao
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>>220918235HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
>>220918235Hammond flew facing against the direction of flight, yet he was the first to see the island
>>220918177X rays were invented in 1895 you dingus
>>220919929Same year as film.
>>220919929Röntgen wasn't using it on planes, retard.
>>220919808wrong. Nedry did it to pay his team which were cucked out by Hammond because he only valued the scientists which he gave constant bonuses, while he didn't value the computer nerds who "only did the park security cameras" basically. Nedry didn't mismanage his own money, but he couldn't pay the wages for the overtime he and his team had to do
>>220919946truly the beginning of the end for television and movies
>>220919976Is this supported by the movie, or did you have to read the book to know these things?
>>220920002Did it have any hope? Would it be better if film were invented earlier or later?When was television invented? Would it be better if that happened earlier or later either in history or in reference to other inventions?If the video game or the iPhone were invented before cinema would we be living in a better or worse world?
>>220919976>>220920013He's flat out wrong.Nedry and his team wrote AKK of the computer programs for Jurassic Park. Not just the security system.The reason it needed so much debugging was because he and his team were working in the dark and didn't know what the final purpose was going to be. Hence the need for massive debugging before the park became operational.
>>220918198Is this ai
>>220920032The ancient Sumerians most likely developed kino with help from theAnunnaki thousands of years ago and eventually they succumbed to degeneracy. The Great Flood of Gilgamesh was more or less an extermination event by the Anunnaki. We can expect them to return and do it again.
>>220918601Are paleontologists figuring dinos had penetrative sex or cloacal kissing nowadays?Even for modern birds it seems arbitrary which ones do or don't have cocks.
>>220920112>He's flat out wrong.>actually he is completely right and I just put in some more information in my essaythanks bro
>>220920354A common argument tactic is avoid soundbites. When your opponent reduces what your saying down to the horrifying implications what it must mean, you just insist. "I did not say [horrifying conclusion], I'm only saying [initial statement that leads to horrifying conclusion]. I would never ever say [horrifying conclusion] and i think all reasonable people are against [horrifying conclusion]. So are we. We are merely saying [initial statement that leads to horrifying conclusion]"Not 100% relevaent but I'm in a few ounces of vodka and shit posts like this are my wreckless release.
>>220920619Did you know that the ENTIRE, the E-N-T-I-R-E premise of Jurassic Park already falls apart at the point that virtually all dinosaurs, and most importantly all the avian dinosaurs, have a wz system instead of an xy system, and in these, the females are the heterozygotes and there is no SRY gene, so the whole idea of an entirely female zoo is impossible and dangerous, because avians are prone to parthenogenesis, where females can "fertilize" themselves accidentally, creating zz and ww eggs, of which the males can hatch?Either Crichton or his in universe scientists were absolute morons, because this has been common knowledge since the 1900sJurassic Park is my comfy subject
>>220920750I did not know this. Please go on. Are you saying male female gender roles don't exist among dinosaurs.They've got two genders we're entirely unfamiliar with?
>>220920801No of course they are male and female exclusively, but instead of x and y chromosomes, they have w and z chromosomes, other animals have even more complicated arrangements.the fact that the heterozygotes are considered female and not male is because they carry the ova and female characteristics.Sex is very complicated outside of true mammals, for example crocodiles have "no" sex at all, if you were to look at their blood. A male or female crocodile is absolutelty undistinguishable on the genetic level, because their sex is decided by temperature during gestation. their bodies will still develop differently, but there is no rule like "Gotta have two ww to become a boy-gator" it all depends on how warm the eggs were after they had been lain.from the fossil record it seems that sexual dimorphism was extremely pronounced among most dinosaur species, and typical for reptiles and birds, elaborate mating rituals and visual deciding factors were important. so many dinosaurs with evolutionarily stupid "designs" that likely only played a role in sexual selection like the peacock tail feathers. Just look at the stegosaurus and other armored species that make sex and life very difficult for them. All about them big tits...
>>220920903tell me more about stupid designs. are tomboys genetically a good thing or a genetic defect evolutionarily speaking?
>>220919929>*snaps a picture of your faggot ass on a daguerreotype*yup, this one is going in my cringe compilation
>>220920801also, one of the more clever things from Crichton/Koepp that virtually everyone doesn't understand is the dilophosaurus venom and frill. Crichton knew how a dilo looked. But his point, and this is even noted in the movie, was that this "surprised the scientists" when the DNA-ed hatchling showed a frill that wasn't present in the fossil record as it is soft tissue. Plus the venom glands. This is one of the "unexpected outcomes" in line with Malcolms chaos theory warning. We can't know if a T-Rex for example had a hot pink skin attachment under his chin similar to a rooster. or if his bite was venomous. But normies call this a movie mistake.
>>220921008If a tomboy manages to attract a very specific male that in turn gifts her with a lot of children, mission accomplished. Many such cases. She would basically be a fag hag by luring unsuspecting twinks into her lair of lust and steal his seed before he realises he had been duped, thus carrying on her tomboy genes and his gay genes
>>220921071>>220921029>>220921008I filled this coffee cup up to the bottom ridge about 7 or 8 times. I'm not drunk anymore. Should i pour another serving ladies and germaphobes?
>>220921102Vodka svedka 40% if i forgot to say.
>>220921114>>220921102my log for the night.[7:15 PM 6/2/2026 - earlier than 7:42 PM 6/2/2026][7:42 PM 6/2/2026 - 9:00 PM 6/2/2026] no way. time flies.[9:05 PM 6/2/2026 - 9:27 PM 6/2/2026 - 10:16 PM 6/2/2026][10:19 PM 6/2/2026 - 10:25 PM 6/2/2026 - 10:27 PM 6/2/2026 ] [10:29 PM 6/2/2026 - 10:33 PM 6/2/2026][10:38 PM 6/2/2026 - ???? did I finish undocumented????? or did I timestamp early because....][ ... I just poured at 10:43 PM 6/2/2026 - ][11:04 PM 6/2/2026 ... not a sip yet... 11:26 PM 6/2/2026 - finished]
>>220921029the frill wasn't Crichton's idea, but the venom was and was explicitly pointed out in the book as something that they had no way of knowing about. The fact that they didn't know any of this about the dilos until they saw them biting rats and then spitting at a handler was proof of how dangerous the animals were. The frill was something added by Koepp/Spielberg in order to make the "reveal" that the dilo was dangerous more dramatic and visually striking (and also to further remove it from the Velociraptor, which they were concerned viewers would mistake it for)
>>220918020The can was to smuggle the embryos off the island. It was a temporary cooling solution before they could be handed off to someone with a more long-term solution. Nedry says something like "that's up to your guy on the boat" when Datsun mentions the coolant time limit.
>>220921137each set of brackets is a single serving.fewer timestamps means it took fewer sips to finish the whole thing, but the sets of brackets are the only measure of absolute volume.
>>220920136No, Grok is the name of the photographer.
>>220921164>. The frill was something added by Koepp/Spielberg in order to make the "reveal" that the dilo was dangerous more dramatic and visually striking (and also to further remove it from the Velociraptor, which they were concerned viewers would mistake it for)huh? explain that to me in more depth pls?
>>220921184the movie has four very similar looking dinosaurs with the compys, the rex, the raptors and dilos, so they made them all look very distinct and drastically changed their sizes, as dilos were much larger than raptors in the books. plus Koepp and Spielberg love visual echoes like George Lucas. Notice how the dilo becomes very aggressive when Nedry puts on his hood, so the dilo enlarges himself
>>220921266Spielberg remake of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
>>220921184the reason for sizing down the dilo and giving it a frill was because there were concerns that the average moviegoer would think that the dinosaur attacking Nedry was a velociraptor. It also allowed for the audience to assume the dilophosaurus wasn't a threat, because it was about the size of a dog and making high-pitched swan calls. Then the frill pops out and it starts hissing and sounding like a rattlesnake. Sure, it's not accurate to the real animal in the slightest, but it makes one hell of an impression
>>220921381velociraptors haven't been seen by that time though. we only saw their eye in the opening scene and the hatchling. raptors are only revealed in the last 20 minutes
>>220921524see >>220921102
>>220921506which is why people might think that the dilos were velociraptors, because they hadn't seen one yet
>>220918020Not if i rape you hard enough
I FUCKING LOOOOVE SHIZOSPLEASE MAKE A SCHIZO FOR EVERY FILM THAT DOES THE SAME EXACT THING FOR EVERY THREADTHANK YOU JANNIES
>>220921762>PLEASE MAKE A SCHIZO FOR EVERY FILM THAT DOES THE SAME EXACT THING FOR EVERY THREADAre you drunker than I am? Do you speak english as a first language? What's your greiveance?
>>220918020I finished the movie. I'm going to bed. I hope you all have a good night and good day :3
>>220919929Pre 911, they didn’t x ray you at the airport in the 90’s
>X-rays>X-rays>WEVE GOT X-RAYS HERE!nobody would care OP. Also, Nice hat.
>>220922512For the zoomershttps://youtu.be/wc7RIs7okUQ?si=Layxn8uxac1zjlZX
Spared no expense
>>220918020He wasn't taking it on an airplane... Retard
>>220918020fun fact, i was in a major airport wearing a CD walkman still on me, the security agent nicely stopped me and simply asked me to play the CD, it was Jay Z's 3rd album, she just smiled when she heard music and i went on the planethis was summer of 2000
>>220922971>"Play that funky music, white boy">He actually did it, the mad man
>>220918020What would the x-ray machine find out? That the shaving cream has a DNA vial compartment inside? That's not a gun, he can't hijack a plane with that.
>>220918020You know, Jurassic Park is a really shitty franchise. 6 movies and all we can talk about after 30 years are scenes from the first movie of a fat guy talking
>>220923128It's a very good scene. Some people debate whether that noise is Nedry or the capsule ejecting to this day.
>>220918020no one cared before 9/11
>>220923128Jurassic World really had potential, but they decided that the employees should be stupid and oops let a dinosaur out. I get that needs to happen, but they didn't explore possibilities at all. I really disliked the whole "speaks raptor" sequence too. Language is not genetic. Elephants, chimps, dolphins, they have audible signals and it's taught. There's elements of this in the Lost World book. Where the raptors are these children with no parents and are completely feral, they have no social pecking order. When the movies decided to get away from actual biology and just make them monsters, they became empty shells.
>>220918020israel didn't do a 9/11 yet
>>220925085>Jurassic World really had potential, but they decided that the employees should be stupid and oops let a dinosaur out. I get that needs to happen, but they didn't explore possibilities at all.Is that the first Chris Pratt one? That was alright for the first third but remember almost nothing from the rest>>220924143>>220925108Read the thread, dullard
