>>220919173
i just watched Hokum and now i get to watch this. good mooby night.

Kino after kino after kino episodes.

I'm going to order a pizza right now.

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>>220919173
Serious old school vibes this episode.

>>220919381
Don't you guys know it comes out online at 6pm PST on Tuesday?

30 minutes of Patricia running around is hilarious and although I understand why we didn't see the boogeyman kill those bitches I kinda wish we did at least once

>>220919209
Hokum any good?

>>220919578
Patricia is kino

>>220919763
She’s the new Ash.

>>220919753
i enjoyed it very much. i think it wove together all the various elements well. the atmosphere was great.

i love a good Patricia episode

>>220919173
Just in time for Tacos!

My family was looking for new shows but I couldn't suggest Widow's Bay after the string of duds. I enjoy it but the writing is on the wall this shit is getting
CANCELED!!!

>>220919999
kek welcome back

Requesting gif or Webm of Patricia holding the shotgun at the end

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>>220920322

>>220920505
patricia is such a good character

>>220920505
Is it actually over? He was able to survive getting encased in concrete for 30 years.

>>220920572
the darkness's power has been weakened with the death of dick warren

>>220920505
kek that is going to be a /tv/ classic webm

>>220920505
I thought the episode overall was pretty whatever (still good by most show's standards), but this punchline was fucking great. Love Patricia.
And the Tom and Evan moments were done well. The angsty teen trope actually feels justified for once.

>>220920505
This made me laugh really hard. Genuinely haven't laughed like that in years.

>>220919578
Yeah, there was an opportunity to make a joke there or have them see the boogeyman, like they just disappeared from the scene when she left the house(because the house is a set, and the exterior of the house is on location and it would be expensive to have all those actresses come out for a small joke). Still they could have done joke where they're all looking after tazed lady and they never see the boogeyman. Or just have them looking out window from the inside and go HOLY SHIT HE'S REAL.

i hate how long it takes my private tracker to get the episodes. i never figured out how to use OP's post either

>>220920876
>i hate how long it takes my private tracker to get the episodes. i never figured out how to use OP's post either
which tracker? all the good ones get it in seconds.

>Hotel horror: The Shining
>Boat and water horror: Jaws
>Slasher horror: Halloween
>Evil book horror: Evil Dead
>Drug trip horror: N/A
>Historical horror: The VVitch

What's next?

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Next week looks like a nod to "Storm of the Century"

>>220920897
torrentday. i know it's not the best but it usually has anything i want. just seems to be a little late with some new stuff

>>220920933
dont forget about folk horror when trish the dish served her cocktails. also drug trip horror could be something like Climax. and what's next is weather horror, so hopefully we get something like The Mist.

>>220920933
Asylum horror? The hospital that nobody is supposed to visit at night... Not sure what else was left casually mentioned.

>>220920933
Hospital/mental asylum horror is definitely incoming. In s2 I can imagine some psychological horror

>>220920965
Also all of these.

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>>220920941
>torrentday
dude that doesn't even count as a private tracker. even DDL blogs get it faster.

<---this is my shittiest tracker and creates this list in seconds.

>>220920941
>torrentday.
you should have joined IPT instead. both are dogshit but at least IPT has way more users.

>>220919173
>33m
Fuck youuuuu
>entire episode only progressed story by letting us know the curse still exists
Horrible episode

I just binged every ep a few days ago. I imagine /tv/ has grown an unhealthy obsession with Patricia/Kate O'Flynn. So have I.

>>220919722
God I hate the fake film grain

>>220921025
>>220921007
i know i just don't have any other options and it's been alright for me over the years. i never could snag an invite to IPT even with uploading 5TB over here

>>220921036
she reminds me of a less attractive Alison Brie

>>220920933
since this show very clearly borrows from the stephen king >universe, i asked google gemini to tell me what stories each episode pulls from
>ep1: the mist
>ep2: the shining/1408
>ep3: the raft/creepshow 2 (hitchhiker segment)
>ep4: carrie/needful things (not so sure about this, i would say children of the corn)
>ep5: salem's lot/the body (meh, i dont know)
>ep6: dolores claiborne (i can see that i guess)
>ep7: pet sematary (kek)
>ep8: the dark half (i dont see it)

>>220921083
Can't believe I forgot how hard Ep4 referenced Carrie.

They should do Christine episode.

>>220919173
more like widow's peak lmao at that hairline

>>220921048
>i never could snag an invite to IPT even with uploading 5TB over here
You can get one EASILY from >>>/g/108957342

just ask for one with a burner email. we focus on all the top trackers so you can get multiple lower-tier trackers just by asking.

>>220921106
i wonder if ep10 will be reminiscent of the dark tower. i never read it i just know its akin to cosmic horror in a way.

>>220921128
thanks anon, i'll check it out

>>220921048
>i know i just don't have any other options and it's been alright for me over the years. i never could snag an invite to IPT even with uploading 5TB over here
shit nigga i'd give you one but I threw my IPT account years ago. you missed a lot of good open signups that have become much better trackers today.

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>>220919173
the mayor's son is cute.

>>220921154
>thanks anon, i'll check it out
no problem anon. please try to become a regular on that general thread and we will help you join any tracker you want. IPT is just the beginning and you'll forget it once you get guud on /ptg/

there are other (unmentionable) options than torrents. pay 15 bucks a year and download the entire history of cinema if you like.

>>220921036
Its true that nobodys experiences are ever unique

>>220919209
I know who you are

>>220921204
I don't pay to pirate. Its all free anyway.

>>220921204
>just pay
No. I have never paid a cent. My sources have everything for free.

>>220921204
>pay 15 bucks a year
go fuck yourself
everything is free

>>220919173
that jumpscare got me pretty damn good. probably the most i’ve jumped in years. not even sure why.

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Kino show

So am I misremembering or did the show not elaborate what the fuck was going on with the Shep guy in episode 1?

Specifically, why did his medical chart say he was 37 years old when he was an old man? I can’t imagine why. If it’s time travel then you’d think they wouldn’t think he’s 37. If he’s unnaturally old why didn’t they doctor mention it?

>>220919173
Is this good?

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>ratings are falling, what do we do?
>I know just the thing.

>>220919173
>hick maine town
>black sherieff

kek movie makers really have to sit there and say 'ok how can we shoe horn a black person into this setting which is 4% black in the blackest of places in the state of Maine?'

Looks like it's a one season show that knows what it's doing. The antithesis to From.

>>220922372
From is entertaining, for entirely different reasons.

>>220922338
>Is this good?
it's telekino

>>220922369
I mean, I imagine it’s kind of like how nobody wanted to be mayor so Tom got it unopposed. Sheriff is an outside hire because nobody wants to deal with the towns bullshit on the regular

>>220922388
>From is entertaining, for entirely different reasons.
From is a memecow show.
Widows Bay is legit comfy and good.

Damn he could have fucked that cute MILF chick during the hag episode if he didn’t fuck up

I hope Tom just explains to Evan what's going on with the island when he inevitably gets angry about them canceling the Boston trip

>>220922440
If he does I doubt his son will believe in magical curses

Also why exactly did the mom get sick? I was thinking about it, is it because she was pregnant with a cursed island baby while trying to leave?

If that’s the case then the sheriffs wife can’t leave either now?

>>220922440
Evan will try to get on a ferry after the storm

>>220922468
I don't mind even if Evan doesn't believe it. I just hate when a character just won't explain what's going on.
>Also why exactly did the mom get sick? I was thinking about it, is it because she was pregnant with a cursed island baby while trying to leave?
I think the mom is native to the island
>If that’s the case then the sheriffs wife can’t leave either now?
They can. They just can't let their baby to be born on the island if they don't want it to be cursed.
>>220922497
Yeah, this might happen.

>>220922540
I swear he met the mom on the mainland and he just moved back to the island. I thought he was the “native” even though he wasn’t born there

>>220922623
Tom's dad is from the island, but his mom is from the mainland. They were divorced, his mom left his dad, and gave birth to him on the mainland. Tom regularly visited his father after he got sick, and that's how he met his wife. I think that's how it is

>random slasher episode
This show is so fucking weird and kino

>>220922750
Also confused on whether from Tom’s POV he has always known deep down that supernatural shit was real and the town was cursed in some way, but he knows they need tourism money to help change things. Or if he only believes it not he’s seen so much recently because the evil woke up or whatever

>>220922768
each episode is a nod to different kinds of horror films

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>>220919173
>the boogeyman is finally revelaed
>it's just a funny jason reference

goddamnit. I'm mad because I want more horror but I have to admit its funny

Just finished it. Good episode but too short. And yea sad we didn't see Trish vindicated in front of the island ladies. Better than the last three episodes though.

>>220919559
I didn't, thought it came out Wednesday.

>>220920897
>>220920941
I've been grabbing the RAWR versions on public trackers for all the episodes now but for some reason episode 6 doesn't have a RAWR tagged release in either 1080p or 4k.

>>220920989
>>220920995
Asylum would be cool. Next episode is Storm of the Century though so don't know if shelter would be in the old hospital or if that's the episode after. I'm going to guess that that torture basement we've seen twice now is actually part of the asylum. I think next episode will wrap most things up. They might reserve the last episode for a 'happy ending'.

>>220921083
>>220920965
I don't think it's all meant to be King inspired, episode 3 reminds me of The Wickerman/Midsommar.

>>220922326
It's still a plot element. Patricia mentioned she didn't know Chelle was pregnant because she thought she should be in her 40s.

>>220922468
Sheriff and his wife were presumably not born on the island, so they can leave safely. But if their child is born on the island their child will never be able to leave due to the curse.

>>220922862
It was Michael Myers not Jason chud

>>220922780
His dad used to tell him stories about the island during his summer visits. After what happened to his wife, he probably started to think that the stories might be real, but he was still in denial and refused to believe it until now

>>220922917
That didn’t answer why his wife had a stroke while pregnant and leaving

Annoyed they didn’t remove the killers mask during the autopsy.

>>220922988
Oh yeah, he never tried to take Evan off the island, even before the series started. So, even if he refused to believe it, he was at least too scared to even test if the curse was real or not

>>220922999
Why doesn't it? People who were born on the island like his wife can't leave it, and if they do then they die shortly after.
In episode 1 when Tom and the journalist are having dinner in the diner the journalist mentions two separate cases where it happened.

>>220922768
The island manifests your fears. We’ll probably also see a werewolf, vampire, and sea monster.

>>220922917
>I didn't, thought it came out Wednesday.
Apple is the earliest streamer. Anything that comes out actually comes out 6 hours before the airdate, hence the 6PM PST torrent.

>>220923094
Post you replied to is replying to a post that says his wife wasn’t born on the island same as him

>>220923209
The Sheriff's wife wasn't, and she hasn't had a stroke. You're confusing her with the Mayor's wife.

>>220919173
the first four episodes were great. Five and six really missed the mark.

>>220923253
Nobody said the sheriffs wife had a stroke kid

>>220923264
>Post you replied to is replying to a post that says his wife wasn’t born on the island same as him

And the post he replied to was
>That didn’t answer why his wife had a stroke while pregnant and leaving

>>220923209
I'll clear it up.

[X] TOM'S DAD (born on island) --- TOM'S MOM (not born on island) = TOM (not born on island)
TOM (not born on island) --- [X] LAUREN (born on island) = [X] EVAN (born on island)

Only the ones marked X are in danger of misfortune and imminent death when they leave the island.

>>220923275
Only one character had a stroke while pregnant and leaving. Why are you taking that post and assuming it’s not referring to the character who had a stroke while pregnant? Bizarre behaviour from you

>>220923321
What episode was Lauren said to be born on the island

>>220923324
First post:
>Sheriff and his wife were presumably not born on the island, so they can leave safely. But if their child is born on the island their child will never be able to leave due to the curse.

Second post:
>That didn’t answer why his wife had a stroke while pregnant and leaving

Third post:
>Why doesn't it? People who were born on the island like his wife can't leave it, and if they do then they die shortly after.

Fourth post:
>Post you replied to is replying to a post that says his wife wasn’t born on the island same as him

How hard is it to follow the fucking thread, you fucking stubborn retard?

>>220923209
>>220923321
To add, that's what the buoys are for. If locals cross that point then they run into trouble or die. That's why Tom kicked Wyck off the boat prior to crossing it when he was dispatching of Richard Warren, and that's why Richard Warren turned to dust as soon as he crossed it.

>>220923340
Like multiple, every episode they mentioned his wife/Evan's mom. Very first episode too I think.

It's the retarded schizo pretending not to understand basic plot elements all over again >>220923354
There is literally nothing wrong with post 1 and 3, which I made. Also I'm not the guy you're replying to.
The guy who is wrong doesn't understand why Tom's wife would have a stroke or why the Sheriff and his wife are safe if they leave before the baby is born. Both are clearly explained by the logic of the show.

>>220922369
>>220922400
I spent my teenage years listening to a small town PD's analog band and the vast majority of every night's calls were an old woman needing help off the toilet/social interaction + subduing or driving home a drunk guy (often referred to by name since it was always the same several people). It's got to be even more annoying when you've got tourists and horror movie tropes hanging around and fucking up the place as well

alright ill watch it
if i get meme'd again ill find your mothers and fuck them real hard

>>220923717
>alright ill watch it
you'll be ok, anon. it's good.
welcome to our weekly watch thread

>>220922293
That boat is backwards.

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>>220923717
binging all of it and fucking up my sleep schedule because of this thread and it's one of the only good shows currently airing

>>220924034
>>220923775
you tards said the same about that show with the office doubles or whatever

>>220924141
severance is also kino, it just fell victim to filler with worldbuilding shit and takes too long to release for anyone to care

>>220923775
>>220924034
>>220924191
you tards said the same about that show with the lesbian aliens that had headaches whenever the other lesbian yelled

>>220924191
>>220924203
Widows Bay is better than Severance S2 and Pluribus S1 so far.

>>220924203
if that's pluribus I didn't watch it, rhea was good in bcs but I didn't think she could carry a show the same way bob couldn't carry that AMC turd that released off the back of bcs where he plays some professor

Anyone else get a chub when Patricia stared down her bully and then tased her? Wish that was me...

>>220922440
We have basement kino incoming

Its ok, but not as memeable as From, Mayby try reddit.

>>220923857
le symbolism

RIP Patricia.

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>30 minutes of MUH SYMBOLISM
>4 minutes of MUH SCARY (it really isnt)
>3 minutes of credits
alright i have seen enough, i am out

This is the only show I can actually watch instead of doing something else with it in the background.

>>220924483
what's in the basement, tom?

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>>220920505
>Ay Tone, I seen it with my own eyes, wooden doors on the incinerator...

I was kinda disappointed in the actress who played Patricia’s acting in this episode. I know it was supposed to be kinda funny with her running around but she was goofy trying to act scared. You never felt like she even thought she was ever in danger

>>220925062
It’s a cheap show…I’ll let it pass

>>220922440
I’m worried it’ll just be his son all pissed off again and then the dad realizing the son is a descendent to whoever the fuck .

At first I thought someone threw the killer out the window but kek’d when I realized he just did that himself to get to Patricia. Why the fuck would he go upstairs in the first place then? I guess slasher movie logic

>>220919173
This is the best show on TV since Twin Peaks The Return

What does anghkooey mean?

>>220925424
it means "nothing happens"

>>220919173
how will /from/ chuds cope?

>>220926235
why they should cope?
this fucking show is more boring than FROM
what the fuck this show is even about

>>220919753
no

>>220926251
>this fucking show is more boring than FROM
more boring than a show where nothing happens for 3 seasons?

>>220926425
in this show nothing happens since it started
CURSED island fucking lame comedy with shitty monsters saw those kinds of movies milion times over

>>220926425
and the fact that this thread only has 100 posts proves my point there is literally nothing to talk about

>>220926508
From threads are literally 90% memeposting.

>>220926495
>>220926508
you know what....I don't wanna talk about it.

There has to be something Tom has known all this time that he hasn't shared with the audience. He's an unreliable narrator.

He knows something about the basement. We're not told what happened to the previous mayor, how long he (Tom) has held his position, or why things are suddenly happening again (we are led to believe that the supernatural events had ceased for a spell, though still within the lifetime of Patricia in 2000).

>>220926425
FROM is so bad its fans have Stockholm Syndrome and need to shit on this show.

>>220926771
Tom isn’t the narrator. He hasn’t even been the main character the last 4 episodes. Obviously whatever he knows is demonstrable in the basement

>>220926771
They explain the island is waking up to “feed” one way or another. It’s very Pennywise-ish, but why isn’t really important, just that there are long periods of dormancy and then a period of bad things

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Patricia is the best character

>>220926880
her brief witch aesthetic was hot

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>>220919578
Imagine how tasty her mature sweat was, mixed with fear and adrenaline.

nigger in cover, wont watch

>>220926832
I know he's not literally a narrator, but among the other main cast he was clearly written and set up to be the audience's self-insert with his incredulity. But clearly there's a lot about him that was hidden from the audience. At this point there could still be some massive revelation about his character that will upend everything we thought we knew about his relation to the island.

>>220926880
You can't spell Patrician without Patricia.

>>220927008
hags too
eww

>>220926832
The titan serum is there.

What is this show? Is it kino?

>>220926959
Looks like Lysa Arryn here

>>220927025
its called widows peak, hags are part of the title. niggers aint.

I'm watching a podcast from people discussing the show right now and they brought up a neat theory, that the woman Sarah Westcott/Warren knocked into the ocean with the oar became the Sea Hag.

Also it seems the people saying Frances Warren (the little girl) survived are right and she didn't drown with the other children even though the swept away at sea painting at the inn suggested otherwise, apparently there's a painting in epsiode 5 of a woman wearing the brooch and missing a finger, I don't have a screenshot but will go back and check.

>>220927148
I’m thinking about rewatching the show because I’d probably pick up on a lot of subtle clues

>>220927030
kek

>>220920937
>Next week looks like a nod to "Storm of the Century"
wtf is this show? I love storm of the century and have no idea what this show is

is it actually worth the watch?

>>220926425
>3 seasons
try 4 seasons

>>220927252
>is it actually worth the watch?
absolutely

Lol I love how you simps wanna fuck Patty because she's the ultimate attainable fuckhag.

That's it? Just a shitty Jason/Halloween ripoff for this ep?

>>220927210
I rewatched episode 1 and it helped me put a lot of the locations into context.
Like Harbormaster's office is right next to the headless statue, which is also right next to where the ferry drops off the tourists, which Tom can see from his office meaning the town hall is also there.

Also the painting of Frances in question turns out to be the one we've seen several times, directly facing Tom's office. The one that I assumed was of Sarah and Richard Warren.

But then who was the old man in the painting? Because Frances was a child when rescued at sea and Richard Warren was still very young looking then. The painting shows Frances as a young lady and the man is old, which would make sense as Richard Warren except we know he was entombed all this time.

I was thinking that the SS Mary incident was related since an old mayor sank the SS Mary so he could steal the captain's young bride and their ages were described as 53 and 16 which sort of matches the age gap of the old man and Frances in the painting, except the SS Mary sank in 1811 and Frances was already like 10 years old (google says actress is 14) in 1702, which would have made her an elderly woman by the time of the SS Mary incident. So it can't be related to the SS Mary. But we also know people age weird on the island, like how Shep's age was 37 even though he looked old, and Patti said her biological age is 28 when she's purportedly in her 40s.

Also I noticed the parallel in Tom's ding dong ditch story with Wyck and Evan's dare at the boogeyman's house. Everything rhymes, this show is so dense.

>>220928253
Evan didn’t exactly chicken out though, he was saved by the sheriff

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>>220928358
He inherited his mother's adventurous spirit.

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>>220928358
fuck you pig

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Current Widow's Bay Mayor, Tom Loftis

HELLO FROM THE MAYOR

As Mayor, I'd like to personally invite you to enjoy all the beauty of Widow's Bay Island. Whether you want to get a tan and take a dip in our fine waters, or just enjoy the festivities, please join us at Widow's Beach on July 1st to see our Mayor take the inaugural swim to the buoy and back.

The beach is just a stone's throw from the Town Square, so you can enjoy some dining, shopping and romantic walks while you are here. Be sure [to] learn more about our island's rich and eccentric history at The Historical Society and the Richard Warren House. And while you are here, visit our historic lighthouse. We are so glad you are here!

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OUR HISTORY

ISLAND FOUNDER
RICHARD WARREN

In 1681, Richard Warren was a merchant Pilgrim, a Puritan seeking a new community. There was a wicked storm at sea and the ship sank, leaving Richard to swim to the nearest shore, which became Widow's Bay Island. He was determined to make this undiscovered land his own, and he formed a settlement where Widow's Bay Township now stands proud and lasting.

With [his] first wife who died under mysterious circumstances (some say by Richard Warren's hand), Warren had seven seven [sic] children. In 1701, he married a 25 year old woman who traveled from Boston for the engagement, named Sarah. When a madness plague affected the island in 1702, Sarah attempted to leave the island with the children, but they sickened at sea and died.

Thanks to trade ships in the 1700s, after the plague, the township was rebuilt and thriving by the mid 1750s. There were setbacks, with rumors of strange and deadly fog, aggressive sea creatures [, and] other anomalies that threatened the well-being of the citizens of Widow's Bay. When you visit the Historical Society, you can see firsthand accounts and period articles and photos of some of the phenomena that envelopes the lore of the island. And, when you stay at Breakwater Inn, be sure to be on the lookout for ghosts and other hauntings!

Although no know[n] living relatives remain on the island, the Richard Warren Museum preserves the legacy of our island's founding father and family. Usually open by appointment, the museum does have holiday hours, so be sure to check in and see items from the Warren homestead, some as early as the late 1600s belonging to Richard's children and wife.

c. 1681
R. WARREN
HOMESTEAD
and MUSEUM

Be sure to visit the Warren Museum

>>220919173
It's a show for women like all modern tv shows

>>220929353
most of us are women, so it's fine.

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>>220929309
>25 year old woman who traveled from Boston for the engagement, named Sarah
zozzle

I love Betty Gilpin though, she's gorgeous

>>220927564
I wanna fuck that dirty little whore's brains out so fucking bad

>>220926845
I figured the chair facing the door in the basement is for making sacrifices to some monster under the island

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THE NEW YORK TIMES BUSINESS MONDAY REVIEW

TRAVEL

New England's Best Kept Secret
By ARTHUR LLOYD

Don't look for a Starbucks here. We have harkened back to a different time. A lack of modern amenities can feel unnerving at first. But after taking in the sparkling views and salty breezes, feeling so far from the mainland was a feeling most welcomed.

For this traveler, a weekend was certainly not long enough to enjoy and unwind on this time-capsule, historic island location. Although the ferry ride is long - 3 plus hours - and the journey might be a bit choppy with waves and storms and come [sic] from nowhere on the ride from Boston to the main dock of Widow's Bay Township, there was plenty of blue sky, sea life (dolphins!) and seagulls to make the journey interesting. This is also an ideal journey to work on your summer reading list, which invariably gets shorter every year. The ferry arrived on a Friday mid-morning without fanfare. A low-level hum blankets the island - some of the locals say if you listen, you can hear the island whispering to you. A lack of modern amenities can feel unnerving at first. But after taking in the sparkling views and salty breezes, feeling o far from the mainland was a feeling most welcome. I didn't miss having cell phone service at all.

Widow's Bay is the next Martha's Vineyard. Fill up on french toast and fresh maple syrup at the Driftwood Diner as locals proudly tell you rich stories about the island's founding father. My stay was nearly idyllic with the only sour note being my interactions with the Mayor, who is working too hard to sell up an already Edenic island.

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Colorful History and Folklore

Although there are not many shops or restaurants, the few in town are plenty, and the locals have stories aplenty too. There is a Historical Society Museum with lots of strange and often unbelievable "history" to consider, as well as the Richard Warren House Museum, the home of the founder of Widow's Bay, who is still revered today.

From floods, to plagues, and other supernatural calamities, Widow's Bay has seen it all, and most of it borders on the unsettling. You can hear more about it when you visit the Historical Society - be sure to ask for Gerrie. She is a bastion of local knowledge, and is quite an interesting person herself. However at no time during my stay did I encounter a haunting.

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>>220929683
They should solve their differences on a ring.

>/tv/ only watches shows they can torrent
Why not just get a job and stop being poor?

If this show is so good, why did I drop it after two episodes?

>>220919173
Without spoiling, was it a good episode?

>>220930231
It was decent. Basically a comedic slasher episode

>>220930201
you didn't like the humor?
>>220930122
because it's free, you fucking moron lmao

With shows like this (also Wednesday and Midnight Mass), I love to get an idea of the layout of the whole area. It's so comfy. Oh well I'll post later if thread is still up.

I'm enjoying the show, seemed a bit unbelievable though that the police chief could keep his wife's pregnancy a secret from the mayor, isn't this a small town?

>>220930882
Something strange is going on with that couple

great little show, they should make another season and call it quits

>>220919173
i don't get the hype for this show. in fact, i only thought reddit loves this and this is the first thread is see about it on /tv/.

every episode felt dull as fuck, dropped after 4th..

>>220931916
wouldn’t even mind if it was a one and done. too many shows get dragged on too long and cancelled.

>>220931978
I am glad it triggers you, chuddie

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>tfw it's not over

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this whole scene pissed me off.
>she gets to the gas station and doesn't go inside
>goes inside, sees the sherriff, doesn't ask for help
>sherriff and gas station attendant just watch her pour $20 gasoline on the ground
>they see her trying to light it
>they see her light it and they see a guy with a knife who is on fire
>and only then do they go out and the gas station attendant puts out the fire on the boogey man
>the boogey man grabs him and the sherriff is in there caressing the shotgun
>the sherriff goes outside and screams drop him
>boogey man throws the attendant away
>the sherriff just stares at the boogey man while holding a shotgun pointed at him
>gets stabbed

>>220920505
That is not how cremating a body works; bones are very strong like some metals. The incinerator burns and turns to ashes the skin, muscle, and organs. The incinerator weakens the bones. Then the charred bones are thrown in a blender and grounded.
I cannot trust your opinions on movies and tv and definitely not on science and history. Also the last movie I saw was Team America.

>>220932380
it was her moment, no men allowed

>>220932380
she didnt ask for help because last time she just tried that no one believed her, and I think part of her wanted to kill the guy herself. The Sheriff was stunned in disbelief that he just saw something legit supernatural happen, remember its his first exposure to it

>>220930470
>missing finger
Aha, it's Warren's daughter

>>220932434
Holy anti-semitic post.

In my opinion, Patricia is cute

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neuron activation

>>220932380
Slasher rules, final girl has to make the kill, anyone else who gets involved will just die.

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ok I rewatched this part of the episode and it's fucking weird. killer is about to stab her, stop because of headlights. next scene he is on the ground and paramedics are looking at both of them. like what the fuck? did they ran him over? did he play possum? why were the paramedics there?

>>220934847
It's an homage to Michael Myers where he gets incapacitated for a moment and then is back to normal functions

>>220934847
they both got hit by a car you dumbass, the paramedics got to the scene quickly. idk why this is hard for you to understand--
>did they ran him over
oh you are a third worlder, no wonder you are so fucking stupid

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>>220919173
Evan is such a little irredemable fucking prick, holy shit.

>>220934222
came here to post this, Patricia lowkey kinda WEARING those uhhh yoga shorts or whatever

>>220930470
Very good

>>220931978
Zoom zoom

>>220932434
“Ashes” are just pulverized bone and teeth. All soft tissue is vsporized

>>220934984
So why did he stay down when she shot him?

>>220936009
Because she's the descendent of Richard Warren

>>220936009
Not him but I think the killer always gets up and escapes when people conveniently take their eye off the killer in these slasher movies. Halloween and Scream are both guilty of this, others too.

If you never take your eye off them and hold a shotgun to their head all the way to the incinerator you basically ensure they are destroyed because they're not given a chance to suddenly vanish and reappear.
It's basically taking the piss out of supernatural slashers with logic.

>>220934847
You hear the sound of a car hitting someone you stupid tiktok addled zoomer fuck, from that you can deduce the ambulance has crashed into the Boogeyman

>>220934847
>Headlights
>Horn honking
>Sound of vehicle speeding
>Boogeyman turns around as sound clearly let you know a vehicle is headed toward him
>Fades to black and the sound of a car hitting someone is played at the same time
GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED, dumb nigger, kill yourself

literally
>nothing happens: the show
is this what makes you clap?

>>220920933
They haven't done a proper Jaws homage yet. They'll probably save it for the big episode, seeing as Tom is analogous to the Amity Island mayor. It'll probably be the Kraken that Wyck saw when he was young.

>>220937017
lots of things have happened, last episode they ltierally killed an immortal, cursed pilgrim by dumping him in the ocean you absolute pseud

>>220932434
The bones still come out in pieces with some larger chunks. Those larger chunks are pulverized into finer powder after. I'm probably the only person ITT who has put a body into a crematory before.

>>220937667
i often wonder if after death you're still aware trapped in your body and when they cremate you you feel the pain of being burned alive

shilling used to be subtle

>>220938076
paranoid schizophrenia used to be subtle

>>220936853
What about the concrete though?

>>220938048
According to some traditions your soul remains with the body for several days after death but it's not in the body.

>>220919173
How based is it to walk to your enemies home with an uncharged taser, while they are having a cozy friend getogether, plug in your taser, fry them, don't explain yourself, leave like a chad.

>>220927148
I thought this was obvious

>300 year old town founder says curse will end when his bloodline is gone, and since he believes all his kids died once he dies that’s his bloodline is gone

Only way to subvert this is to have one of his kids actually survive and have modern descendants. Which is almost certainly gonna be one of the main townsfolk we know

>>220938154
that's comforting

>>220938234
how was the town cursed? i don't have apple tv.

>>220938277
Town founder accepted a deal with an evil power that he thought would save his people from certain death.

>>220938277
Anybody born in the town can’t leave without dying.

I like it because it actually explains a basic issue with a lot of these “cursed areas” stories. If there’s constantly all this supernatural fuckery happening. Why didn’t people move away?

They literally can’t.

>>220938226
you can't fry anyone with a taser you can only tase them with a taser

>>220938295
>>220938298
thank you.

>>220938299
when was the last time someone hugged you that wasn't related to you?

>>220938323
no one ever hugged me not even people related to me. if anyone tries to hug me i will punch then so hard their face will be coming out of their ass.

>>220938323
technically i hugged them while they squirmed.

>>220938323
Technically she hugged me due to involuntary muscle contractions when I dipped her in oil and hit her with a taser which fried her. Technically.

>>220938716
technically you should also be fried when she technically hugged you dumbass

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>>220938807
They technically come out at night. Technically.

>>220935067
>>220936928
>>220937007
where's the car? how did it miss her? why were paramedics there? go fuck yourselves faggots!

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This show's pretty generous with its lore. It's the opposite of Mystery Box shows. We already know the basic history of the Island, what the founder did etc. I like that it handwaves every paranormal thing using the "Curse" excuse, because it means they can lampoon every horror thing under the sun.

Right now the only thing they need to figure out is how to break the curse without killing the mayor's son. I wonder if there's enough material for S2...

>>220920937
>Next week looks like a nod to "Storm of the Century"
Good. I thought that was the finale for some reason which, on it's own, wasn't bad, but wouldn't have been a good finale.

>>220921166
>the mayor's son is cute.
Get checked for aids.

i don't think this show is top tier kino or anything but it's still a fun watch that i look forward to each week

>>220922440
>I hope Tom just explains to Evan what's going on with the island when he inevitably gets angry about them canceling the Boston trip
I hope he takes him and he dies and Tom laughs because now he can Mayormaxx and ho out with all the tourist sloots without having to worry about his dead, crazy wife's black child from breaking into his stuff and constantly being a rude, haircut needing, zoomer bastard.

>>220938234
Yea I knew about that, my contention in a previous thread was that the Warren bloodline survivor couldn't have been Frances since the painting at Breakwater Inn depicted a what seemed to be a boy being rescued whereas the girl was clinging on to Sarah and presumably drowned with her.

>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/220772347/#q220780869

But this >>220930470 painting confirms that Frances survived given the missing digit.

>>220939976
I'm guessing the (obvious) revelation that Evan is a descendant will be in the finale, and set up that the premise of S2 will be trying to find some other way to break the curse.

>>220940747
There won't be a season 2. It's not that kind of show.

>>220940862
It's always near the top of apple TV's most watched shows, there's no way Apple doesn't ask them to do more

>>220939976
>without killing the mayor's son
Nah, fuck that shitkid.

>>220927564
She's an awkward loser, just like me.

>>220940920
I have zero fucks for that zoom zoom mullato,

>>220940254
>wife's black child

He looks mediterranean or turkish. Stop letting /pol/ ruin your brain, not everyone with curly hair is black.

>>220929683
literally kekked when Patricia zapped her

>>220941041
he reminds me of eric bogossian mixed with riz ahmed

>>220940892
They'll probably commission Katie Dippold with another show idea, but it would make absolutely no sense for a season 2.

Yeah I know it was previously a trend in the industry to commission additional seasons for shows that were one and done with fully-realized plots like True Detective, The Terror, Good Omens, (maybe GoT and Wednesday too) etc in order to milk the franchise name and the audience, but all those attempts ended in failure.

At best they'll probably commission another horror comedy with a different cast in another setting, but it will otherwise have to have completely different characterisations and references.

Yea I know I sort of wish the show was way longer too given how rich the setting is.

We'll have to see how it ends though. Maybe it'll end with Tom et al breaking the curse for the current townsfolk and leaving the island, but then the last scene shows some lingering supernatural happening that suggests it's not banished completely and will return, cue season 2 set years later in Widow's Bay, but I think we can all agree right off the bat that this would be a cheap ending and a bad idea.

On a related note Until Dawn 2 was announced recently with a new trailer... and even though it's a new setting and direction it looks like straight garbage...

>>220932380
The sheriff is desperate to quit his job and openly doesn't give a fuck anymore as per episode seven. Not only that but he's seen Patty be possessed and possess other people, so why would he want to get involved with any more of her antics?

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>>220925062

Today's episode was ASS, fortunately it was only half an hour long

>>220934847
when they're all inside one of the mean girls gang says she's calling the police, maybe she got an emergency hotline and they sent paramedics because Patti was going mental again. But that's like 30 seconds before they get there so I dunno.

>>220941338
>Today's episode was ASS
everybody enjoyed it but you. shows how joyless you are.