Comedian Jack Lemmon's gravestone.
>>220919325>9325▶>Comedian Jack Lemmon's gravestone.Westwood Village Memorial Park is probably the cemetery with the highest celebrity density in the world. It's tiny for a cemetery but packed with famous celebs. JL, Walther Matthau, Billy Wilder, Peter Falk, Peter Bogdanavitch (next to Dororthy Stratton), Donna Reed, Janet Leigh, Jack Klugman, Tim Conway, Bob Crane (next to Sigrid Valdis his ex-wife), Don Knotts, Hugh Hefner and of course the most visited celebrity grave in the world (pic). Lots of others I can't be bothered to type.
>>220919491Hugh Hefner is next to he and he bought the spot for 75K back in the 90's. The spot next to him was up for sale for $2 million.The guy above Marilyn actually has his body face down toward Marilyn which is creepy as fuck.
Gilbert Gottfried's is better
>>220919924What's the gag?
>>220919696Why have they got buttplugs on their little dead man door
>>220919953The gag is that he just so happens to be buried near multiple victims of 9/11
>>220919696Even in death, the kike continues to be a sex pest
>>220919981It would be sweet creepy if it was because he loved her and wanted to be near her for eternity , but I think he didn't really have a relationship with her, just credited the early success of Playboy on photos he has bought and published in an early issue, which she didn't even get paid that much for, as it was a pre+fame, pre-Playboy shoot.
Glengarry Glen Ross is legit one of my favorite movies I've seen in recent years
>>220920090he literally never met her once.
>>220919325Good one Jack
>>220920110Yeah, I think I heard that, but wasn't sure. Was the rest of the stuff I said accurate? If he never even met her once, then it probably is accurate her Playboy photos were actually from an earlier, pre-fame, pre-Playboy shoot, yeah?
>>220919325That's nice and morbid. Good one, Jack!
>>220919696They're stacking bodies on top of other bodies?
>>220920208No, you have to buy a square and when you die they put your body in a coffin and slide it into the wall. They have them in compartments stacked up but the bodies (coffins) aren't actually touching eachother.
still miss this funny nigga
>>220919325Bruce Lee's Grave.
>>220919491That’s fucking nuts!
>>220919325Nick Mullen doing Jack Lemmon as a dick salesman is still fuckin' hilarious
>>220920348Damn …
>>220919325I'm largely unfamiliar with Jack Lemmon and only know him from "The Apartment". What else is recommended if you want to explore his work?
>>220920348is he going to kick the grave in two?
>>220919924God bless his jew ass
>>220920348>Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do
>>220920480Some Like It Hot for sure, one of the best comedies ever made. A personal favorite of his: The Great Race (pic). It's practically a live action cartoon, Lemmon is great as the dastardly villain Professor Fate with a scene-stealing Peter Falk as his henchman. Probably the best Natalie Wood ever looked on screen, imo.
>>220919977Really?
>>220920290I feel like this would lead to horrible smells if anything went at all wrong with keeping those airtight
>>220919325He was from that band right? The Ladybugs or something
>>220921420There's four major cemeteries in that part of Valhalla, NY all right next to each other. Kensico (non-denominational), Sharon Gardens (Jewish section of Kensico, where Gottfried is buried), Gate of Heaven (Catholic) and Mount Pleasant (Jewish). It stands to reason there's a good number of Westchester County residents who died on 9/11 there.Now that has nothing to do with Gottfried's burial there but it IS a very funny juxtaposition when you consider his epitaph.
>>220919696>>220920290>>220920208Wait, those have bodies inside? I thought those are for cremated people, they put their ashes inside those boxes?
>>220921596A mausoleum is for caskets and entombments. Columbariums are for cremated remains. The niches for cremains are much smaller than for a coffin.
>>220921596That would be a columbarium.
>>220919696This retarded shit proves people don’t understand death
>>220921672Not everyone has a sacred river nearby to toss grandma into.
>>220919325I've always wanted to get cremated when I die, cos I thought getting put in the ground and rotting around for months is lame, but then I found out that they basically cremated you with other fucking bodies, fucking casket for some reason and then whatever ashes are left is basically mostly fucking wood from the coffin and some other person leftovers mixed in, so I dont know anymore
>>220919325Image being a joke in your private life as well.I think having a joke related to your movie career is incredibly sad actully.Also how has no one posted the goat in this series yet?At least this one is respectful quote abou being dead while also being a tv thing, and includes family
>>220921695I want a fucking burial mound. I want to be buried with armor, weapons, gold and a lambo. I want the archeologists of the future to think I was a God-King. Fuck this "compost me under a tree" bullshit.
>>220921596>>220921621>>220921640Here's Janet Leigh's place at Westwood Village (pic, see arrow). I ran into Jamie Lee Curtis there once, I didn't recognize her visually (she was a few hundred feet away and I didn't pay her any attention) but I heard her talking to someone and instantly knew her by her voice. Btw check out Hollywood Graveyard on youtube if you want interesting tours of celeb graves. I discovered it during covid when I was stuck at home and found it oddly addictive. There are at least 5 videos on Westwood Village iirc, plus all the other major LA cemeteries and even all over the country/world.
>>220921695>>220921760Modern laws fucking suckI want to be cremated, but not in some soulless fucking crematorium along with 10 other people on the same dayWhy can't my family just puts me on a fucking pyre in my yard and fry the shit out of me?
>>220921760Why would anyone do that for you
>>220921693I’m not against graves persay, they serve an important cultural function and is part of the system that allows for the long term planning society and civilization needs to not be a bunch of apes and force good behavior and generational care.I just think the part of buying a grave next to some 1960s Gravure Idols, or buying the grave above her for $$$,$$$ and facing down shows you don’t understand death.
>>220921813Cause I paid them.
Lemmon wasn't his real name
>>220921799I've always been fascinated by grave tourism and the like. I found Find a Grave when I was 10 and I've taken the opportunity to visit some large cemeteries and pay my respects to famous people throughout the years.Last famous grave I visited was of Frank Wycheck who was a legendary player for the Tennessee Titans.
>>220921799Do you just randomly take strolls at cemeteries, you fucking weirdo?
>>220919325I wonder how long it takes for your face to be unrecognizable after death. Monroe has to be all bones by now?
>>220921844If they invaded her In hydrogen she’s good
>>220921837Large cemeteries are meant to be walked in and the religious architecture there is meant to be admired. I'm not really a churchgoer so a lot of the worship I do is in cemeteries.I've heard the mausoleums in Los Angeles are some of the most beautiful buildings in the entire world. A lot of my family is in Ferncliff Cemetery in New York and the original mausoleum there is like walking through a 19th century palace.
>>220921815per se and that's a pretty shitty cemetery that allows that.
>>220921837I do. Its a Christiajn thing.
What should Jack Black's tomb say?
>>220921935"all white"
>>220921908No its not. An amerimutt thing, maybe
>>220921935Wasted my considerable talent on a joke band and cucked to the ziegiest over my bandmate, please piss on my grave.
>>220921935Chicken Jockey was here
>>220921935I... WAS STEVE
>>220921908Do you know why >>220921757has rocks on his grave?It’s a Jewish thing to leave a rock to show family someone visited, and rocks are much more permanent than shitting flowers.
>>220921935Here lies Jack black, he never scored
>>220921935I’m from the future, it says:>Daivd alone and forgotten
>>220921996Rocks are free.
>>220921908>>220921965>Many believers visit graves as a way to r reflect on the brevity of life.All Christiana that are into our faith do this >Some denominations, such as Catholicism, view visiting a cemetery and praying for the departed as an act of mercyAll of us believe thisIf you're not called to visit graves, you're not very in tune with God
>>220922034Catholics are the worst christians
>>220921672Does anyone understand death?
>>220921935I really really want him to trim his hobo bear
>>220922066Yes. It’s not a mystery if you are an adult and not a retard. Are you a women perchance?This pic may help you understand
>>220922060lol, seethe heretic.
>>220922083That's terrible, did you draw it yourself?
>>220919953It says "Too Soon" on his grave stone.He got canceled because he made a joke about that pic of the dead girl that got posted on /b/ like 20 years ago.
>>220921837>he doesn't cruise the local 'teries for goth girls
>>220921837Yes because I have had quite a few friends die in my lifetime
>>220922060A Christian who bad mouths anyone esp fellow Christians is not in tune with God I am Lutheran on Dad's side and Catholic on my Mom's. I got to all the high liturgy churches on down to big box non-denominational. All are good but make sure you are rooted in a high liturgy church
>>220919953He isn’t dead.
>>220922060this but unironically
>>220919953
>>220921672based necromancer. the masses have no idea how much power they're passing on here
>>220921935>This is not the resting place of Jack Black>This is just a tribute >1969 - 2027
>>220922125Well, then its not fucking "randomly", isn't it? Nothing wrong with going to the cemetery when you have family ot friends resting there, that's the point of cemeteries. But just walking around a random cemetery, with no close ones there is fucking weird
>>220922159
>>220922159Not in the way we think
>>220922159I want to be placed in the bone chapel, too bad you had to be a monk
>>220921824>John Uhler Lemmon IIIbased retard
>>220922279Imagine the smell
>>220921935be mevisiting Jack Black's gravesee sign that says>please do not runweird but okaywalk a little closerhidden motion sensor activates>WHO LET THE DOGS OUTimmediately starts blasting at concert volume>WHO, WHO, WHO, WHOa gigantic fart sound erupts from the gravestone>OOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!Jack Black's voice booms from hidden speakers>I THINK I JUST SHIDDED MY BONES!another, even louder fart sound>SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW IN THIS COFFIN!nearby family starts laughingrealize they're not grievingthey're waiting for the next line>I JUST POOPED A GHOST!another fart soundgroundskeeper walks by carrying a rakedoesn't react at allask how often this happens>every time someone gets within 10 feetlook oversee a kid running laps around the grave>I JUST POOPED A GHOST>I JUST POOPED A GHOST>I JUST POOPED A GHOSTkid is crying laughinggroundskeeper is smoking a cigaretteWho Let the Dogs Out starts over again
>>220921695I would never deny the worms their meal
>>220922303They bury you first for like a year or something to decompose you a bit then open the grave back up, not joking
>>220921935CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>220922220Fake news, I can track my imbred peasent bloodline back to the 1350. We just died from TB.
>>220922127Love is important
>>220922649No you can’t, they lie to you
>>220920090>just credited the early success of Playboy on photos he has bought and published in an early issueit wasn't an early issue it was the first issue. he was basically the first fappening leaker and built an empire off that.don't get me wrong he had incredibly progressive social/political ideals and would frequently put his thoughts out there despite how radical it was at the time, but he was kind of a sleazebag at the beginning.
I like it. RIP
>>220922625Fucking cringe.If it’s going to be a fucking movie quote it better be an actully fucking good movie
>>220921803>Why can't my family just puts me on a fucking pyre in my yard and fry the shit out of me?doesn't get hot enough to do the job, needs to be a couple thousand degrees.
>>220922756Another cringe grave
>>220922419>I would never deny the worms their mealworm eats people, bird eats worm, human eats bird, congrats we now have dna folding and brain diseases in the gene pool.
>>220922767I’m sure it’s fine for burning the flesh off, doesn’t need to be just ash left
>>220922767Not true at all. Pyres have been used to cremate since time immemorial.
>>220922760The point of me suggesting it was because he is cringe.
>>220921844Are you kidding? It takes a human being a year at the most to become bones. Fuck she might just be dust now.
>>220922866Not true at all if you are sealed up
>>220922866>she’s dust.Becuase catacombs from the 1600s don’t have bones in them?
>>220922852Based
>>220922866What’s the matter greenhorn, never masterbated with a half detieratered hip bone in goth walk which with your limited knowledge of hip angles you are 90% she was female as you jump it to orgasm?
>>220922767I knew a badass unofficial art museum whose original owner burned himself to death in a funeral pyre after learning he had cancer.https://freeteaparty.org/blog/the-cosmic-shed-henderson-tx/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
>>220922820Gimme a better one than>>220923266
>>220923266I was thinking of something like this. Maybe opening all the windows in the house, starting a huge fire, and then shooting myself in the heart with a shotgun while sitting in a recliner. Maybe I'll play some music. Something happy.
>>220923293
>>220923293Ok
>>220923293S
>>220923391
>>220920480Glen Garry Glen Ross is an amazing performance by him and the entire cast
>>220919325>Jack LemmonLove his movies
>>220923391>>220923457This is the most famous grave like that in Britain: "Some Mother's Son" in Torpoint, Cornwall.Hers a BBC article on the case (worth activating a UK VPN for if you're a Johnny Foreigner, this article is word kino)>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6e0y67n4po
Michael Bond, creator and authour of Paddington Bear.
>>220922279>>220922429All the bones in the catacombs in France were from old graveyards that were taking up all the good real estate. They had been there a while.
>>220921799The wall claims another one. Checked!>>220923971>(worth activating a UK VPN for if you're a Johnny Foreigner, this article is word kino)Why do you think BBC is restricted to IP ranges from the UK? I can only speak for myself but I never had a problem accessing it. For those who might not be so fortunate see the attached image.
>>220923607When I'm watch a true crime show and the "victim" is black I immediately skip the episode.
>>220924156This depends where you are. Access is restricted by governments in certain countries. This happens to all news media, but the BBC is usually the first one they ban because the BBC World Service has a bit of an international reputation for using verified sources and being fucking everywhere.
>>220924215Yeah me too man. Cheers to a fellow patrician
>>220922740>but he was kind of a sleazebag at the beginning.and the middle and the end, god bless him.
>>220924004Man that's sweet
Rodney Dangerfield has a good one
*record scratch*You're probably wondering how I got here
>>220921935>YOU CREATE SHIT
>>220924059Not true. The catacombs are so big there are many fresh bones of lost urban explorers.
>>220922955Yeah because I'm sure that's the same as a shitty pine box without any card taken toward the remains
>>220920348>>220923607i really dislike these modern laser etched headstones. they just do not look how a headstone should look
>>220920348lmao at the edit in the background
>>220922192No it's not, you just have to be respectful
>>220925576What's got you so bothered
>>220923971>Loving mother, daughter and sister>not wife
>>220923377lmfao what an absolutely heinous grave. I mean really that's not a resting place of remains, its a black anchor deliberately designed to keep the soul trapped on earth. And that's not just because of the color and shape, every last detail and word screams total lack of acceptance of death and total fear of losing the ego. You put the fucking nuke on there? Your fucking grave is the image of your fetus being born by some link to scientific data collection, do you think you're incubating or gestating in there or something? And your epitaph is crying about how much of a romantic virgin he felt he was? A statement of regret regarding some human soul you didn't manage to 'acquire'? I'm not trying to be an asshole to the guy here, I'm saying this is more like something you would do to seal a soul in a phylactery more than it is something in which you would place a vessel to the afterlife
>>220924215>When I'm watch
>>220922083>a womenYou're brown, which is infinitely worse.
>>220919696>be some of the richest fuckers in existence>cram your corpse into tokyo capsule apartmentWhy wouldn't you get acres of land with a huge mausoleum to house your body in it, or shoot your body into space or literally anything other than the fucking dead person equivalent of commie blocks?
>>220927126Shit man there's hardly a difference. I would personally not like my ashes in space though, you'd have to be quite the isolated mad escape scientist for that
bump
>>220919325>die>omg I'm dead look at my tombfuck off dead boy no one cares
>>220928001fuck yes
I like Bob Kane's grave. Please thank him, and only him, for Batman's creation.
>>220928153I hear Bob Kane fucked Jack Kirby's wife while Stan Lee fucked Bill Fingers. Like a strangers on a train situation.
>>220921695I've scattered ashes before and there's definitely small chunks of bone left in there.
>>220919924>too soon?
>>220919325
>>220922081Honestly Cobain would probably love a memorial to him being burned down and defecated on.
>>220919924>Gilbert Gottfried was 67He's right that IS too soon. I thought he was in his 80s.
>>220928153The text doesn't even line up with the pages in the book.
>>220928001you guys appreciate how great this grave is, right? Or are you just not into music notation
>>220929086
>>220920348Brandon’s heady is kinda slick ngl
>>220921387Tony Curtis gay af
>>220921935“Fucking Faggot” deeply etched into the headstone in Comic Sans font
>>220919696She really would have been better off if she had never got into show business.
>>220921621>>220921640Faggot nerds (I learned something, thank you)
>>220921892I get you, it's odd but I get you.
>nobody posted the goat yet
>>220921387Whacky Races is literally directly based on this movie. The first half is pure kino, the second half is very tacked on and hit or miss.
>>220922866>takes a human being a year at the most to become bones. Fuck she might just be dust>>220922955>catacombs from the 1600s don’t have bones in themAh finally my autism is useful. The decomposition of bodies depends entirely on the soil they're in, as the conditions from acidity to how waterlogged it becomes can either preserve or completely demineralize the bone - and on very different timescales. Bones turning "to dust" is sort of right, only think of it more as weathering. But if the soil conditions are good the bones will be unaffected for thousands or hundred of thousands of years. In certain anaerobic ground like bogs the soil becomes a preservative which is why you can find bog bodies from thousands of years ago that preserve all features including the skin. Being buried in a chest of some kind changes the problems as well, most regular pine box graves are actually crushed directly after they're put into the ground, to flatten out the earth for the gravesite. This is completely normal. In old graves like ship burials we have cases where the decomposition of the flesh itself has become sort of a sludge at the bottom and served to decompose the bone, leaving only remnants of gold and copper burial goods. That tells you something about what happens to the (rare) hardcore sealed coffins (bought by folk who want to be "preserved") - barring of course they're full of preservatives, which is mostly common in the US. In either case it's very common these days for burial plots to be temporary. The churches WILL shuffle your remains on top of others or even in a common pile after as short a time as decades. Your descendants have to pay for the upkeep not to rebury you of course.
>>220922220WE WUZ KANGZ
>>220929617A local theater showed this as a weekend matinee last year. I went to both showings. So much fun to see on the big screen and with an appreciative audience. As other anon mentioned earlier, Natalie Wood is smoking hot in this one (especially if you have a stockings and garter belt fetish, which I most certainly do).
>>220930993One of my favorite BTS photos from any movie. Yes, that's director Blake Edwards hitting star Natalie Wood in the kisser with a cream pie.
>>220929480>Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid... to rest
>>220919924Comedy's just not the same without him Gilbert and Norm.
>>220921935Some stupid shit, like Jack “skibidi toilet” Black
>>220919491>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>220922220actually almost everyone back then spend their entire lives within a 10 mile radius of where they were born digging dirt with a plowshare
>>220920431>namedropping ecelebscringe
>>220920348Fucking kek
OPEN MICHAEL JACKSON'S TOMB TO THE PUBLIC YOU COWARDS
>>220920348how does he not fall over
>>220929086In music notation it basically says a really loud silence. Sorry to ruin your sense of self-fart-huffing superiority by actually sharing that with people who don't read music as they are not twats.
So, there any famous people buried in plain cemeteries like the rest of us shmoes?
>>220921935>"FLIGGU GIGGU"
>>220919325>Comedian Jack Lemmon's gravestone.
Joseth Grimaldi's grave has a section shaped like a coffin that you can dance on to play out his signature tune.
>>220936506Chris Farley is interned at some random church in Wisconsin.
>>220919924>Ghostly infectious laughter on the wind
>>220936725Thats a ballsy move; I'm a big lad and I avoid sleeping in top bunks for fear the bed will collapse due to my prodigious girth, creating embarrassment to me and injury to those below.
>>220925699Really? I think it’s clazzy with two zs
>>220929086Reddit
>>220937317somebody sounds mad
>>220919924Based Gilly not defacing his gravestone with a Star of Blech >>220921757Disappoint
>>220936725That's fucking sad. Doubt Spade and Sandler ever visited
I forgot Gilbert died, fuck.
>>220919696>If you're a woman then even after you die people will treat you like meatfemblackpill
>>220936477Its a full rest at forte-fortissimo without measure boundaries, a loud silence that never started and never ends. The lack of measure notation around that full rest is imperative (try to tear me down for respecting a masterwork of a grave will you!?)
>>220931970Shut the fuck up faggot
>>220937317Sounds like he got his
>>220936818Lose some weight loser.>>220937701Why would they visit some hasbeen that was holding back thier careers?
>>220921935Fatty fall down.>>220936725Fatty fall downShould say >please don’t leave
>>220935127>that decor Would it be in bad taste to put a Halloween decoration of a zombified Romero popping out of the ground?
GG Allin, rocker famous for his vile concerts, had his tombstone removed due to cemetery workers upset from fans shitting on it.
>>220941867>WHEN I DIE, PUT A TURD UPON MY GRAVE>ALL THOSE YEARS ON EARTH IT WAS MY ONLY FAME
>>220920348I was sad until I looked at the background.Which of you did this?
>>220920480Days of Wine and Roses, if you're an alcoholic like me.
>>220921935>Fat guy make screamy yelly with eyebrow twist
>>220921978To be honest I can see Kyle Gass being far up his own ass so I wouldnt be surprised Black used that as an opportunity to get out of that.I'm pretty sure if Black truly wanted to keep D going he has enough pull and built up capital to survive that.
