We win! Chuds lose again! He-Man is NOT FOR YOU.
>>220919398https://youtu.be/tGWYKjwgIMs
>>220919398Let's see what Kristy looks like....
>>220919398>on track for a historic flopChuds win again
Who do they think they're going to rugpull when that faggot Kevin Smith already turned the franchise full woke?
>>220919497is there anyone beside ugly dykes like this that use the term "manosphere"?
>>220919398but there's literally a joke making fun of pronouns in the trailer?
>>220919398Only faggot Gen Xers care about this. Eternal IP slop death. San Andreas Fault can take hollywood away. Fuck your culture wars, fuck the slop you use to fuel said culture wars. Fuck your IP necro fetish. Good thing that things are gonna change real soon and we'll have to come up with new stories one way or the other. Bunch of fat bloated cows.
>>220919398They/Them-Man
>>220919398>the chuds are NOT gonna like this one!>said “chuds” (the only people who might have cared about the movie) stay home>movie has zero audience, bombs>THE CHUDS DID AN ECONOMIC TERRORISM WHY DIDN’T THEY WATCH THE MOVIE REEEEE
>>220919638leftoids think men "hate watch" but they don't.
>>220919398I agree, the movie looks like shit.
>>220919655We hate pirate but never pay for it
>>220919398I never thought I'd live to see a time period when jews became allergic to money.
>>220919398I'm already not watching it, no need to sell me
>>220919398You coudn't pay me to see this
>checks manosphere>no one talking about it>$200 million down the drain for nothing
>>220919398>it's not for youOk. I won't go see it then...
>>220919960Not for nothing. THEY PWNED THE CHUDS!
>adapt a franchise that no one really cares about anyway>explicitly tell certain people not to watch itThis is a really good plan, and they should keep doing it.
They should have named it He-Man.
>>220919567Most of my friends are Gen X and none of them are excited for this
>>220919497Hideous jew hag
>>220919398How do you go from Kubo And The Two Strings to this?
>>220919542>oh my precious>you thought it was a JOKE>and not an example of them wanting you to comply with the propagandaNGMI
>>220919542that's what's called a trojandon't worry, whole cities have fallen to this trickery in the past
>>220919398>they cast an 80s hairmetal clone in the lead roleit looks like a parody film
>>220919398But people here told me the pronouns were totally a joke.
>>220919542He/man would have been a joke, it was just a completely sincere thing people naively read as a joke.
>This movie is NOT for the only audience that may have cared for it!>it flopsWhy does Hollywood keep doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?
>>220919497What a hideous creature
Manosphere bros...
>>220920923We won
>>220919542They're not making fun of it. They're making fun of (you).
>>220919398>Jared's best performanceIs this really what they're going with to advertise their movie?
>>220919533I use it regularly as a handsome man.
>>220920334omg did you see that epic clapback the pop culture media corporation posted on xitter? chuds owned epic style
>>220919398these articles are basically hit piece for movies. Based ugly bull dyke ensuring this trash flops.
>>220921003You're neither of those things
>>220919542It's either a joke or completely serious depending on the reception of the movie. You are not dealing with honest people confident in their product.
>>220919398LET ME GUESSReviews are embargoed until preview night tomorrow? Bad sign.
>>220919398>Jared Letoyeah im sure that guy will save the Bluesky-sphere
>>220919960They aren't doing it for profit.
>>220919398>owning the chuds by... praising Jared Letowhat? Isn't he some kind of misogynist pariah to wokies?
>>220919398What's the female equivalent to the manosphere? The kitchen?
>>220919638Honestly, this shit pushes people towards conservatism, (63 million votes in 2016 to 77 million votes in 2024 (the most votes ever in a legitimate presidental election))I say let them keep pushing people to our side.
>>220921968Honestly, western civilization. We're extremely gynocentric
>>220919888I bet that would be hell for them. Checked.
How can a half naked dude with fabulous secret powers enrage a bunch of literal homos?
Masters of the Universe? More like Masturbaters of the Universe.also , He Man is gay
This is a loose loose situation. Everyone that likes this is 50 and up.
>>220919515The weirdest part about THAT was they had another proper he-man cartoon for babbies on at the same time. Truly they did not believe in smiths vision.
>>220922471Lose, not loose
>>220922522Anon's butthole is loose loose.
>>220922444Any positive depiction of masculinity is heretical.
This has to make half a billy to make a profit btw
>>220919398>Listen up pigs this film is going to make you so mad but its only what you deserve. So pay attention and learn something. Also bring your girlfriend, if you even have one!Um okay thanks
I'm gen x and was planning on taking my son to see this just like when my dad took me to see masters of the universe almost 40 years ago. If it is woke shit or not positive male role models I will skip it. I swear, top gun 2 is the only big movie over the last few years with just regular masculinity
Grizzlorbros... did our boy make it in?
>>220919497looks like a well-fed Gollum
>>220919655You literally do.
>>220923100Nah, men watch a quick youtube video by some grifter who got an AI to do a summary of the movie
>>220922003>the most votes ever in a legitimate presidental electionTrust the plan Patriots!
>>220919398>the ghostbusters "marketing" tactic againSo they know the movie is gonna flop and they're pre-emptively coping again, huh?
>>220921353https://www.metacritic.com/movie/masters-of-the-universe-2026/https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/masters_of_the_universe_2026
>>220919888They aren't allergic to money, the situation is we aren't their priority customers. It's not as simple as they produce media product, and then we consume it and they get money. There's a bigger picture. We the viewers ARE products, processed and molded by the media we consume, so globohomo can consume US.
>>220921968Fauxmoi
>>220923100(((Content creators))) that get paid to grift about pozzed garbage that they "hate watch" do. I don't.
>>220919398Any articles like this instantly lead me to not seeing these movies. If they wanted to reverse psychology me and write articles like this to keep me away from decent movies, it’d work. Otherwise it’s basically someone spraying shit all over a bathroom stall and going “hahah I sprayed shit in that stall, some of it even got in my pants??? U mad lol?! U gonna go look in the stall and look at my poopies?!” The solution is to ignore them and walk away.
>>220919398i dont think theres any crossover between hammerhand subscribers and people who want to see this movie.
Who is this even for? Genuinely doesn’t make sense.
>>220922003But this only works if we stop them from literally mass-importing third worlders to serve as voting-cattle in order to compensate.
can anyone tell me what the manosphere is if it isn't just a bunch of muslims and why they would care if 'he-man' mocks them
>>220923138What does Woke ideology advocate, Trans-rights supporter & financier, TDS-sufferer and DNC Super-Donor Jeffery Epstein have to do with any of that?
Post the gay sex broadway show with lasers in their asses that was bringing an end to fascism and had Donald Trump quaking in terror.
>>220921968Probably HR departments. Wherever toxic women cavort and conspire with one another to get that one guy fired from the office for no reason other than he's """creepy""" (read: "unattractive").
>>220920402Coraline is Laika's only really successful film. Kubo likely lost money theatrically. Their movie afterwards was a huge flop. Nike daddy probably isn't willing to pay Travis' bills anymore, so he's doing slop for other studios to keep the lights on.
>>220919567Why would a gen X would want a raceswapped GotG wannabe cgi shitshow half set on Earth, even if they were nostalgic for He-Man
>>220919398>Essentially, Masters of the Universe suggests that real men are not just those who can build muscle or achieve a macho facade, but those who can recognize their own feelings and self-worth, and find victory not through brute strength but team-building. https://in.mashable.com/movies/110416/masters-of-the-universe-review-this-he-man-will-enrage-the-manosphereApparently this is the part the author thinks would "enrage the manosphere".
>>220920374Me and my friends were all of the right age to be He-Man fans and the only one who of us that suggested watching this is a woman. And everyone said, no thanks, starting with her husband
>>220923738>This wil sell our HE-MAN moviekek
>>220923738>real men are not just those who can build muscle or achieve a macho facade, but those who can recognize their own feelings and self-worth, and find victory not through brute strength but team-building.You mean the exact same message the 80's cartoon conveyed?
>>220919497I'm supposed to believe we're the same species?
>>220923973>It's the same (just anti-masculinity)KYS
>>220924200How is that anti-masculinity you retard?
>>220923973Are you fucking retarded? Every problem was solved by He-Man's strength. Sure, he had friends, which was nice, but more often than not he used his strength to save them.You know what, kys you fucking faggot.
>>220924200>>220924241He-Man often gets bailed out by his friends when his heroic strength isn't enough. He can't do everything alone and relies on a team, which was the moral of the story. Another moral was defending the weak, such as He-Man saving Orko over and over again.
>>220924307>Another moral was defending the weakYou disingenuous faggot. You deliberately chose to omit "the strong" in that sentence.The strong defending the weak.The primary, meaning most often, scenario was He-Man using his strength to solve the problem of the episode and/or save his friends.
>>220924348It was implied you incredibly obtuse faggot
>>220924365So say it you cowardly faggot. The primary scenario, the core message that was demonstrated in almost every single episode of He-Man, was that strength solves issues far more often than friendship.
>>220924391You got kicked out of class for being a rude little shit a lot, didn't you
>>220924391Acknowledge your assertion was wrong you utter faggot.
>>220924463>>220924448
>>220924448Oh, I misclicked. So, by the rules of the internet, every single valid point I've made is now rendered obsolete and I've instantly lost. Well done. Carry on.
>>220924514What kind of person would save an image like that? Or did you make it yourself? Faggot tier shit faggot.
>>220919398What exactly is the "manosphere"?Is there a female equivalent?
>>220924655>menopausesphere
>>220924773Sick burn
>>220919888Subversion of society trumps all other jewish tendencies
leftists think that all right wingers watch ben shapiro. all of their arguments are shadowboxing because if you talked to someone who isn't a left-winger then you'd be a nazi by association
>>220919497Kek this just proves that extremist ideologies, religion, agitating dialogue ect. is just cope for the sexually low value. For men it’s chuddism and complaining about women ”whoring”, for women it’s left-wingism, ”sexual harrasment” ect.
>>220919398Did you think the very gay coded children’s cartoon from the 80s was meant for chuds?
>>220922003>I became a conservative because um I get very triggered by IP slop movies so now I just have to support a pro-pedophile party I guess
>>220923738Noooo! I'm a REAL MAN, I hate self-worth and teamwork!
>>220923738Manosphere is all about lifting weights and thinking it’s all about money and cars and other performative shit where you don’t talk about your feelings openly because that’s gay
>>220924348>The strong defending the weak.And muscles alone don’t make one strong
>>220924959Everything is gay coded to faggots>>220924974Maybe stop being an invader?
>>220924990>>220925058Kys, redditard
>>220925176Talking about a fabulous secret, being heavily muscular, wearing a pink shirt, rainbows everywhere? Yeah that was peak mainstream male heterosexuality projection for the 1980s.
>>220925263Not to forget his iconic BDSM harness
>>220919398funny how they still haven't learned that shit like this will make the movie flop even harder
>>220920636he/man doesn't make sense in that context
I wouldnt care if they turned He Man in to She Man.
>>220924995I have no idea what the manosphere is. Does it even exist ?
im gen x. had all the toys and watched the show as a kid but the moment jared leto was announced as skeletor i knew id never watch this. im not even gonna pirate it
>>220919398Chuds will never be able to accept art until they start to accept that it might make them uncomfortable and might challenge their views. Something very sad to say about a live action children's cartoon.
Is it morbin' time again?
>>220923100I still haven't seen Ghostbusters 2016I still haven't seen The BoysI still haven't seen HBO Watchmen I still haven't seen Star Wars Episode 8 and 9You name it, I probably haven't watched it.
>it's time to own the chuds>Isn't sex cult leader Jared Leto wonderful?
>>220920374He-Man was always kinda shit. 80's kids had way better series like Transformers, GI Joe, Voltron and Robotech to watch
>>220925680
>>220925613That's why it's funny/supposed to be funny. It riffs on stupid pronouns and the title character.
>>220919398Didn't they do the exact same bait and switch Cuckvin Smith did with his He-Man series where they promised it was being made for fans of the original?
>>220925836
How do some actors and directors manage to snag big projects repeatedly when they’ve been tanking movies? What is the joke of the pronouns supposed to be? Political nonsense. I bet they will edit it out.
>>220926011There aren't that many big stars that carry movies. Hell Ryan Gosling (despite people going LITERALLY ME) has been in more flops than hits, so potentially any name value matters as well as actors willing to put in the work. (Jared Leto might not be your cup of tea, but he tries.)
>>220919497Ugly, angry, ssri addled depressed losers: LeftHandsome, hardworking, healthy people: RightFact.
>>220923671
>>220923100We don´t though. I knew i was not going to watch this the moment i found out Jared Leto was going to be on it. I´d rather just re watch Dolph Lundgren´s movie. And you know if i wanted campy fun i can always go watch Flash Gordon. It´s pretty much like this anon >>220925694 says. I´m a big LOTR fan but do you think i´d watch RoPE? KEK, no. Have watched my fair share of Star Trek but do you think i´d give LGTBQ accademy a chance? Off course not. Do you believe we can not tell by the trailers alone when some subpar piece of media is using a brand as bait?
>>220925639>Does it even exist?not really. It's a group of ideologies that aren't related to each other. Feminists started using the "manosphere" term to lump them together, because you had MRAs who just wanted equality, which feminists hated. So feminists had to oppose MRAs, but they couldnt come out and admit that the reason feminists hate MRAs is because feminists hate equality.So feminists started just lying and saying that MRAs are the same as misogynists because they're the "manosphere."
>>220926572kill and rape all women
Can't wait for the critical drinker video
>>220925263>Revisionist shitYeah, another blatant case of faggot claiming everything is gay coded
>>220925676Or you invader can gtfo and let normal people make normal things for normal people again
>>220925965Yeah, and it flopped.They tried and begged with the second half and it flopped even harder.Get woke go broke
>>220926572>>220926626>getting trolled by reddit's fake stories
>>220926992You go girl. Pink was super popular with the no-homo lads
>>220927005He said during pride month while crying about seeing rainbows
>>220927031Pastel pink in the 80s wasn't gay at all, faggot. Or I guess you should travel in time and warn Don Johnson in Miami Vice, I guess.And rainbow wasn't gay shit at all (also it wasn't in He-Man "all the times")Bodybuilding being gay is made up."le fabulous secret" is gay only in your gay projections. What's fucking gay about it?
>>220927046He typed furiously while behaving like a loud sex pest in front of children, using rainbows to lure them
>>220927046>>220927031Why does the corporate month of milking fetishist money makes you so uppity?
>>220927106>BUT MIAMI VICEWhich was highlighting how fashion conscious rich people dressed. You put a pink shirt on in any average joe setting in the 80s you were called every gay slur on the book
>>220919398I like Leto when he plays villains, can't way to see this shit
>>220919398>I’m mentally stuck in a 2013-2023 time loop
>>220920351And also put notorious box office poison Jared Leto in it, because why the fuck not at this point.
>>220926626Truth nuke
I'm a genX boomer who grew up with He-Man and had a bunch of toys and figurines and Castle Greyskull, etc. I had close to zero interest in watching that movie. And even less now that I've been told that because I'm the enemy (white, heterosexual, married, fully employed, two children, pay taxes, law-abiding, etc.) of modern society. Oh well.
>>220919567I’m 43, and while I wasn’t around for the original run, some of my earliest memories involve playing with He-Man toys and watching reruns of MotU, and I don’t give two shits about this. Same for TMNT. Oddly, I still love Godzilla though.
>>220926626Let’s start with your mom
>>220927021You only get to make a first impression once.
>>220927311>I am the victim here because imaginary people “hate” me
>>220919567zoomer crashout #958285529030.5
>>220927311>>220927315I'm also an old faggotAnd yeah He-Man isn't even on my radar, despite having grown up with re-runs of the show and having a couple of He-Man related toys. All I remember is it was one of those shows that was largely a self contained parody of itself. So they can't fuck it up as a movie really. But it completely lacks any substance outside of manchildren that collect toys at the age of 40.
>>220924655Booktok. They're nominally about reading but it's almost 100% bitter feminists seething about men while fantasizing about being fucked by minotaurs.>>220924773lmao
>>220927363Not everyone has a victim complex like you my little zoomer friend.
>>220926626it is a pleasure for women and i dont want to give them pleasure
>"heh, this movie is not for you, chuds">okay>"OMG WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING TICKETS FOR OUR MOVIE WE WILL GO BANKRUPT AND IT'S YOUR FAULT">okayChudbros, we can't stop winning. And with zero effort.
>>220927363>message is clearly "I hate you" from the media>what do you think, people hate you, chuddy??This is the left. They dont everr make convincing arguments, instead they resorting to browbeating, gaslighting, and shame. Totally the good guys btw.
>>220923738>I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR!!!!>Ummm... but so does she>And him too>And those people over there>We kinda all have the power, when you think about it, because everyone is equal and valid!
>”oh yeah well I wasn’t going to watch it anyway!” — Anon who can’t stop whining about a movie he supposedly doesn’t care about
>I'm gonna hate watch it, then I'm gonna make 10 hour video essay about it on youtube explaining why it's shit and pretend I was a fan of the franchise
zoomieblud still lowk crine
>>220927890>e-celeb obsessed loserIt's time to kill yourself.
>>220919398He-Man is a franchise for old and dead men. I'm 40 and it was old already when I was a kid. Who gives a fuck, make something new.
>>220927206You were called gay slurs in the 80s because it was you wearing the shirt
>>220923738You know what's weird? Someone else tried to explain this sort of thing. They said people get mistaken about heroism and believe it's purely a military virtue when it isn't. Doctors and scientists are equally as heroic because it's based on the things you do.If they had known a fascist said it then they wouldn't be high fiving each other.
>>220927833So powerful I stood up and clapped.
I can't imagine anyone getting all that emotional over a He-Man movie, but we all saw how people flipped over Barbie like it was not a movie about plastic dolls.
>>220927840>He typed furiously while begging anons to wath hit gotg raceswapped slop
>>220927975calm down and watch your 50 year old slop, unc
>>220928104Do you have strong opinions on the Minecraft movie as well? They're for kids you fucking idiot.
>>220928155Barbie was a chick flick and every woman had Barbies in all currently living generation, also media always say that these shit movies are important for women to watch (and they fall for it).He-Man has nothing like that, and was only popular for a single generation, and any further attempt to revive it failed
Sex with Evil-Lyn.
>>220927311>two children, pay taxes, law-abidingThe ideal golem.
>>220919515The franchise was already pozzed with that Quee-ra and the Princesses of Tumblr abortion which is luckily becoming lost media if it hasn't already
>>220919542Including those things to begin with is a trick to legitimate them in the public consciousness
>>220927416>while fantasizing about being fucked by minotaurs.Based
>>220919497>Wingman is derelict in his duty, declines to give the ugly friend a good dicking in her formative years.>She spends the rest of her life taking it out on mankind.Many such cases.
>>220928104I have no idea why they cast a sissy faggot who stars gay romance movies for this. Gays are not going to watch this, Men are not going to watch it either
>>220928267bogged
>>220928368>Critics hate it/ourmovie/ confirmed.
>jared leto
>>220928407So true, xister!
>>220923705Paranorman was the canary in the coalmine for wokeness in children's media, so no wonder it bombed.
>>220928378fuck off, shill.
>4chan in 00s: He-Man was pretty gay lol >4chan in 2026: HE-MAN WAS NOT GAY IT WAS SUPER HETEROSEXUAL STOP STEALING STRAIGHT MEN’S MEDIA ABOUT TOY CARTOONS
>>220928546>made up shit
>>220928546Chuds are addicted to getting offender over media that they know nothing about.
>>220927315TMNT is another IP that baffles me, it seems to get a reboot every 2 to 3 years, zoomers and alphas don't give a shit about it, and even among millenials it's not that popular. TMNT fans are also massive fucking weirdos, like an offshoot of furfags but somehow even weirder than the average one.
>>220928650Millennials love TMNT though.
>>220928546>>not gay>uses he/him pronouns
>>220928588Have you tried not making only shit meant to repel normal people?
>>220928655Elder American millenials perhaps
>>220928782I'm '96 and love TMNT. Saw the first two movies in theaters a few months ago when they were showing them.
>>220928650I only like the original cartoon, and the games that stuck to itSame for He-Man (and its upcoming game)
>>22092858880 IQ post.
>>220928546The Filmation show was "gay" in that it was campy and had beefcake for fags. I don't think this movie is "gay" in the same way beyond the latter. "Toxic masculinity" was a phrase I doubt anyone working on the original show had a clue about.
Is the actress for Teela hot?
>>220919497
>>220928970I look like this.
>>220927026fake or not, look at the upvotes. Feminists want stories like that to be true. They fantasize about banding together with other women to bully the socially awkward, introverted man at work and getting him fired.
>>220928282this so much this. be gay, do crime ya'll. i pushed over a trash bin on my way to starbucks today
>>220920636He/Man doesn't make sense, why would they put that as his pronouns
>>220919398I never liked He-Man because the toys were ass and didn't fit with anything else. I couldn't even use Castle Grayskull with my Joes because of the weird size difference... I hated all that shit. The cartoon left no impression on me, worse than Thundercats (which was also shit).
>>220928588>they don't know He-Man like I totally do. He was always an NB half black furkin.
