What would YOUR last meal be?
>>220919861Your mom's pussy LOL
>>220919861A cup of coffee.
>>220919861I would be like that guy that ordered a big ass meal and not take a bite of anything and essentially ended the last meal thing
spaghetti dinner
>>220919861a glass of water
Chow fun and a six pack of IPA.
>last meal>"yes i'll have 1 of everything please">die of old age before i eat 1 of every dish>it's just that easy
Liver, fava beans & and a nice chianti. All while watching Dumb & Dumber
>>220919861A neutron bomb in tel aviv.
>>220919861Lumpia of some kind
>>220919861bring me donuts, donut holes, and superglue
>>220920006I would be like that too, but I would force myself to eat the whole damn thing
>>220919861
Boiled artichoke with tarragon butter, charcoal grilled ribeye, green salad with Newman's own Caesar dressing tomato and avocado, and a slice of rhubarb pie
>>220919861how do the requests work anyway, or did i don't know if they do them any more, because i'd want some of the shitty food my mom used to make us as kids but don't trust anyone but me to make it any more, could i get access to a kitchen?
>>220920147Wardens HATE him!
>>220919861Dumplings and Orange Fool
>>220920006even if that guy was a faggot, they execute what like a dozen people a year? and it costs a fuck ton to have someone executed anyway, they're being super fucking petty skimping on it
One of those big assorted sushi party boats that feeds like 4 peopledozen fresh oysters with condimentsbeef brisket phopad thaiA huge glass of futanari cum (the futanari waitress would be on standby to jack off into my glass when I need a refill)
>>220919861I will eat ass
mathew lillard has some good taste that shit looks delicious
Texas doesn't do the extravagant last meals anymore, so some really underwhelming tendies I'd imagine.Assuming I have any option probably just a chicago deep dish from a local joint and an ibc cherry limeade
Finnish pancakes with butter.Fried chicken.French fries.Gravy.Steak.Mushroom burger.Pizza.Lobster.
>>220920230not bad... for something made by jack
what if you want gay sex and eat a warden's ass? would that be possible?
>>220920928>No Warden, don't kill me! I'll suck your cock! I'll eat your shit!One full stay of execution, a masterstroke Anon.
wouldn't you be too nervous about facing eternity to have an appetite?
>>220921158If you're a pussy, I guess.
>>220921158you have to remember these people have been sitting in a jail cell for 20 years already
>>220919861spaghetti with meatballs and pineapple
>>220919861I would blow the entire budget on alcohol and try to drink myself to death before they could get to me.
Little Cesar's Nacho Cheese Pretzel Crust Pizza and giant fucking malted milkshake. Right when the excruciating pain caused by my lactose intolerance sets in, I'll get to be put out of my misery and grateful for it. It's the perfect plan.
>>220919978>Not eating your own mom'sHalf-measures on the death-bed?
>>220921363mom is too old nowim too old now
>>220919861My sisters pubes from her vagina and ass area, mustard, sour cream and a kick in the balls. Rest in peace George Floyd.
>>220919861OP's still beating heart torn fresh from his chest cavity
>>220919861Pizza with pineapples, hams, and jalapenosBurger with pineapples, teriyaki sauces, and swiss cheeses and also baconsFresh slices of pineapplesFanta pineapples soda popPineapples and bananas and oranges flavor juicePineapples and strawberrys milkeshakesMelody Marks' fat pale ass and tight little pink butthole
>>220920567All those seem reasonable except one.Do you REALLY need all that sushi?
>>220921661awesome meal
>>220919861Why do they even let these guys eat anything for 24 hours before the execution when they're just going to shit themselves when they die.
>>220919861100 boxes of Little Debby Christmas Tree Cakes and unlimited hot black coffee. And let me bum a smoke
Hersheys bar with some water to wash it down with. Only real ones know.
>>220921661are pineapples what niggers switched to since they can't eat watermelon anymore?
>>220919861is he dying or something?
>>220921772to dilute the puke taste?
>>220919861They put a diaper on you when they execute you. I would order 1 gallon of chicken broth with noodles and a bottle of prune juice and laugh in the cosmic ever while watching them remove my diaper.
>>220919978fpbp, OP blown the fuck out
>>220919861Sucks that the host is the biggest faggot imaginable.
>>220920787>chicago deep dish is his favorite pizzaas a pizza guy for years you should kys
>>220919978came here to say thisglad it was the first postnow im outta here
>>220920796i never could get as excited about lobster as I do about crab, I'll eat it for sure anytime especially if its some steak and lobster meal but I'm picking crab if I have the option every time, and fuck off with that shrimp
>>220921289they dont let alcohol be an option, wardens and other faculty are niggers about prisoners getting booze
>>220921662The point is to make the biggest dookie possible when you die
>>220919978gaped that mofo
>>220921363my mom was rather large, she had horrible hips and wobble walked even in her 40s, i never saw her run, never saw her jump, all this despite my dad being a huge hiker she never hiked but the hip shit was something that happened before she was out of shape
>>220919861i wouldn't eat, i would listen
>>220920520>they execute what like a dozen people a year?maybe across the whole US.individuals are generally on death row for 15+ years and there's only a handful of them in any prison that has a death row.
>>220919861Immortally serum.
>>220919861>3 Pancakes in syrup >a Roast lamb with garlic potatoes >8 bottles of Bishops Finger Kentish Ale>Sophia Lillis’s pussy>>220920006I’m still mad about that, fuck that guy
Century egg made fresh
>>220923227One hardboiled egg dipped in ammonia comming right up.
>>220919861>Last MealsI can figure its just the latest youtube fad, but anyone else noticing Lillard downplaying his resurgence with weirdly fatalist talk? Dis nigga gonna pull a Norm?
>>220919861https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780448680270313.mp4
>>220923337What happened to Norm?
>>220919861Shrimp creole A fresh Baggette 2 lobster tails2 liter of crystal pepsiA presidental pardon A cup of water from the fountain of youth A copy of the day the clown criedclussyGrape big league chew.
>>220923357He just died of cancer out of nowhere. We didn't even know he was sick.
>>220923369>a presidential pardondon't think that's on the menu bud lol
>>220921765This, I'll ask for the indianest curry and beans and the most diarreah inducing meal
> As a grown man, watching 2 grown men crying and being emotionally vulnerable is so beautiful and important! > I genuinely love him for his sensitivity. I love that he cries so easily and openly, what a beautiful thing.
>>220919861Chemical X and cross my fingers and hope that a horse learns how to fly.
>>22091986120lbs of magnesium
>>220919986We only have decaf
>>220919861Cristin Milioti's butthole for starterMatthew Lillard's cock for mainRice pudding for dessert& black coffee
>>220919861Crispy Pork bellyPork and brisket burnt endsRoast duck Cantonese styleMozzarella sticks
disingenuous video, he doesnt die at the end
>>220922501come back bro, you forgot something
>>220919978Fpbp op in shambles
>>220919861Why not just tell them you wanted one of everything and make your last meal last forever?
>>220919861What's the reasoning behind giving murderers, rapists, the worst scum of society who committed the vilest atrocities this reward trophy in disguise?Someone explain this to me I would really love to know. If my tax dollars went into feeding such pieces of shit I'd be fuming. Imagine if they had the death penalty in France and gave the Bataclan murderers one last hearty halal meal before sending them straight to hell where they belong
>final meal>choose basic bitch cheese pizza
>>220919861chef's choice
>>220924515So they will calmly walk into the slaughterhouse kill room instead of panicking and doing crazy shit that will cost a lot more to clean up than the meal would have.
>>220920230Cream cheese in a pie crust? Is that what that is?
>>220924769>doing crazy shit that will cost a lot more to clean up than the meal would haveLike what? What could they possibly do? They're dead men walking, no amount of yelling and thrashing is going to change their destination
Slow cooked (in the oven) Pork Shank (with the skin on)Pork Gyro w/ fries, dzadziki, tiro, tomatoes, onion, mustard/ketchup Grilled lamb chops (charcoal grill) - Greek style marinated in olive oil, salt, black pep, oregano. Fries on the side.Spanakopita with a bit of drizzled honey on top (thin and crispy well done), cold yogurt blended with a bit of cold water - aka Ayrian. Bougatsa with white feta cheese and a chocolate milk.French toast (from Easter Sweet Bread) - the balkan way - fried in oil (like donuts) rather then toasted with butter, with powered sugar, strawberry jam, honey. Mild cow milk feta on the side. Big glass of cold full fat milk. 5-6 cigarettes.
>>220924864They might not change their destination, but they could break shit and hurt guards costing taxpayers a lot more than a meal in the process.
>>220919861a presidential pardon wraped in acid-resistant plastic film. your move.
>>220924920that's bullshit. the point is obviously humanitarian. if they wanted to save money they would just starve them to death in a closet
>>220923383Hmm, reminds me of another tragedy that happened out of nowhere.
>>220924943The closet would get destroyed after a day of panicked starvation, but the humanitarian thing is already established, so of course they have to work within the confines of no cruel unusual punishment, but a bit of concession like with the last meal makes it much cheaper and easier to walk them to the kill room like lambs to the slaughter.
>>220924515Probably to assuage any guilt the caretakers who lead these animals to their death might have.
>>220923337Isn't that just a result of getting publicly viciously BTFO by Tarantino?
>>220919861Marco Pierre White's scrambled eggs cooked by Gordon Ramsey and seasoned with his tears.
>>220919978Hell yeah
a triple rum and coke, pop corn and some BBQ pulled pork.
1 (one) pea.Keep it simple
A bucket of extra crispy KFC, an assortment of sodas(Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Code Red Mountain Dew) a patty melt, a quesarito, a Doritos Locos Taco, a cheesy gordita crunch, chocolate cheesecake, a 72 oz rib eye steak cooked medium rare, a fully loaded baked potato, a tub of Caesar Salad, Chicken Parmesan, a 6 pack of Guinness, and if I can choose a movie it would be Beetlejuice
Nothing, just kill me already, please for the love of god.
>>220925014That's why you stick them in a cage instead of a closet. Then you hang the cage by a crossroads so everyone can watch them slowly die.
>>220925290They stopped doing that precisely because they would just escape and start robbing/identity thieving whoever they came across next.
>>220921363The thumbnail makes it look like she's stuck into the roof, lul
>>220925396You are just saying that because you want to stick it in her roof, if you know what I mean.
Some of the meal choices involve some legwork. Do prisons have special staff members who hunt this stuff down?
>>220923523And the explosive orange diarrhea everywhere forces them to delay the execution until you're healthy enough to kill.
>>220919861the sushi from that one webm with Gail except covered in ketchup
>>220925025There's no way anyone can feel guilt over executing death row inmates, no one getting there warrants pity or mercy. Does that happen? Caretakers getting torn over them? They should feel proud for making society a better place to be in
>>220924515sometimes compassion is more important for yourself than the person you're being compassionate to>muh tax dollarsyou are aware it costs literally millions of dollars to put someone through death row and the appeals process right?
>>220925420no, you're limited to like $20 worth of stuff the prison cafeteria cook has in their kitchen or can be bothered to go buy
>>220919861beef bourguignon, maybe some chocolate mousse after, whatever
>>220925783There are entire industries dedicated to helping death row inmates, trying to get them off death row, trying to get their convictions overturned or reduced, trying to get them conjugal visits and what not, picketing their judicial appointments... death row inmates get more fan mail and nudie pics than you have ever gotten or will ever get.
>>220921849Couldn't they just put the corpses on a gently slanted gurney, take the diaper off and blast the crotch with a jet of water?Morgue have pneumatic tools and water jets, drainage built into the floor.Now t like they have to be sensitive with the body for an autopsy.
>>220924515>NPC has a performative tantrum over MUH TAX DOLLARYDOOS when it comes to a pizza but ignores the millions spent on a single person on death row
>>220921661reddit the meal
>>220920230Honestly for Ja/ck/ that looks almost edible. Normally "eldritch horror" is his cooking style.
>>220921774>>220926166I heard beanerjeets are so allergic to aryan pineapples that even mentioning the fruit ssends beanerjeets into a feral rage like so
>>220924804Yeah, not sweetened, not mixed with whipped cream, none of that nonsense. Just cheapo cream cheese straight out of the container baby. Goddamn.
>>220926161Don't tell lolbertarians about how they are paying for all this whilst Jeff bezos gets paid by the government instead of taxed.
>>220925154this
>>220919861I'm pretty easy a steak au poivre with fries would do me fine.
>>220926202>no YOU are teh nonwhitesure, tyrone.
>>220920520Not only that, its the only reason anyone even remembers that guy. He got what he wanted
>>220919861Gallon of yogurt so some wagie would have to clean my massive diarrhea diaper after me getting rekt.
>>220919861Dodo omelette and t-rex steak.
>>220919861A bowl of grapes. I don't want the last thing I eat remind me of the multiculturalism that caused so much misery in my life
>>220926807According to everyone actually involved with it he really just couldn't eat on the day, and that wasn't uncommon. You ordered it a couple weeks in advance, and many people didn't have an appetite on the actual day. It was someone unrelated who insisted he was doing it to fuck over the prison (of 0.001% of the cost of executing someone).
>>220919861I would not order a single thing. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
