I would unironically hang out with Anna. I would not get along with Elsa.
>>220920760okyou ever get along with real women?
>>220920760I would bang them both at the same time,shove it in between their thighscum on ones facewhile the other one sucks on my face
>>220920760Hans was the good guy
real men know the true waifu was rapunzel all along
Anna was always the best and cutest, so I never understood why most people were obsessed with Elsa.
>>220920918it's the extremely sexy ice dress
>>220920918I love ice princesses plus she can make an ice dildo iykwim
>>220920918Elsa is blond. That's pretty much it.
>>220920918 She blonde and Idina Menzel has a sexy voice.
>frozen came out 15 years ago
>>220921188>Do we really need to add jiggly boob physics sir?
brunettes > blondes
>>220921247that's edited
>>220920818came here to post this
>>220920760Even weirder is how Elsa's character got basically 180'd mid-production, she was originally a more traditional Disney villain but Let It Go was such a banger of a song they couldn't drop it. Instead they rewrote her character and much of the plot and sorta got about halfway before it got locked down for release.
>>220921337Damn....
>>220921188>>220921247>>220921337>>220921568The original for those who want to compare. Not as much boob jiggle but still got those hips swinging ... spunky slinky sashay powers confirmed.
In real life Anna is the only girl in a group of guy friends and they have all either fucked her or pine after her.
>>220921657i gotta find me one of these groups
>>220921684I can't speak for you but I'd be the only guy in said group who she would absolutely refuse to get even close
>>220921188Anna knows what you're thinking. Knock it off you pervert.
>>220921743no... no... i'd be that same guy... but... still... i can be hopeful...
>>220921744Then why is she smiling?
>>220921073Holy shit, that's actually me. How did you know?
>>220921618I remember her looking hotter
>>220921744
>>220921247It's an interesting question.
>>220922514I believe that the world will be a lot more chill with increased jiggle physics. Watching boobs bounce all over the place with just a gust of wind would be an almost transcendental experience.
>>220923042I used to really like traveling by air with an old gf since any turbulence had her DDs just bouncing all over the place. If it wasn't against the law I'd have dragged her to lavatory and boned her to high heaven during takeoff and landing.
>>220923116>undulating boobs are like watching a relaxing lava lamp
>>220920918>I never understood why most people were obsessed with Elsa.I think i may have an idea
>>220921513It really feels like fixer upper in particular was from a different movie.
>>220920760I would unironically make out with her asshole.
>>220923664You're aware of where poop comes from, anon?
>>220923710I prefer to pretend hot girls don't do that
elsa sucks without the ice dress
>>220921073In elementary school, there was this very flamboyant and effeminate boy. Other kids were viciously cruel bullies towards him, but he never stopped smiling and being cheerful He was always a ray of sunshine. I admired his indomitable spirit, but I was an unfriendly and mean myself. I hope he's doing well today.
>>220920760is the second movie good
>>220923894honest to god it's the worst movie i've ever seen
>>220923861thats the plan
>>220923516Little girls don't care about big boobies
>>220923371This anon gets it. >>220923581Agreed, and I'd prefer that they'd kept it there. It's really quite lame.
>entire 2 movies about estranged sisters reconnecting>both movies have them spending as much time as possible apart
>>220920760My gf dresses up as Anna every year for Halloween
>>220925347You lucky tradwife enjoyer.
Elsa?You will never be a WomanNo matter what you say.Your rotting open sore,Can't be ignored.Just let it heal away!You used to be my best bro,And now you're not.I wish you would stop this lie!You will never be a woman...>Go away, AnnaOkay, byeYou will never be a woman.Even if you have no balls.Your Y Chromosome,Is already known,By scientific laws.....Hang in there, NettieI can't help but have some pity.Since we all assume,Your gender with greatest ease.You will never be a womanYou have no womb...Elton?Please, I know you're in there.You don't realize how much you meant.They say, "encourage", but that will not doI don't wish you to, join the forty percent.You know we have each other?Put your trust in me.It's plain for everyone to see.You will never be a woman....
Is there a fanfic of Elsa making an ice dildo and using it?
>>220920760she unironically would not hang out with you
