How would modern Hollywood ruin a reboot of this?
It'd be the exact same, but Al wouldn't want to have sex with his wife because he has erectile dysfunction.
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>>220921511Bud gets into crypto
>>220921471This show would be impossible now. That episode where they showed guys lusting after a 14 year old Milla Jovovich in a tight dress would never make it past planning.
>>220921537>he thinks hollywood isn't full of pedos anymoreLOL
>>220921471>Al asks Bud if he can use his laptop/phone/ipad >Bud complies and he isn’t even nervous
>>220921502>>220921511Al and Peggy would be separated, with Peggy dating a much younger guy.Kelly is a lesbian with a butch hair style.Bud would be transgender and dating a black man.
>>220921566That doesn't make sense, their actors were all jewish, they don't make fun of their own.
>>220921471>Married With Children 2021 covid >Marcy and Jefferson always wearing masks>Marcy and Jefferson have “Vaccines Save Lives” stickers>Bundys are unvaxxed because they don’t care>Al is always angry because it’s nothing but covid and political stuff on TV>Bud meets a girl that says she’ll have sex with him if he gets vaxxed>Bud gets vaxxed, dies in his sleep>Al struggles with his new obsession with Daisy Taylor
>>220921471We were spared ever finding out. An animated revival was pitched a few years ago. No one bought it. https://marriedwithchildren.fandom.com/wiki/Married..._with_Children_(animated_series)
>>220921471Peggy will be black because.....you know why.
Hunter Schaeffer as the daughter. /thread/ you know it to be true.
>>220921587>their actors were all jewishlolwut? Katey and David, sure, but Ed, Christina, and even Amanda are definitely not kikes.
America is now hated worldwide and like the Roman Empire that fell America will soon fall it is a failed society
>>220923521This is a thread about Maried... with Children
>>220923521Your worthless country could disappear into a black hole and it would take a month before anyone would notice you were gone, and it would only be because you owe rent to America. You are a feeder, a parasite, you add nothing to the progress of civilization let alone anything of value towards television and film beyond buying tickets and cleaning theater seats.
>>220921537Desperate housewives halloween episode says otherwise.
>>220921686popped my ass
>>220923750That show ended nearly 15 years ago.
>>220923750Wasn't that 15 years ago?
>>220923795>>220923797OHHHH MYYYYYY GOooDD!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!
>>220923750Where a 14 y/o was shamed for her sexuality and so was anyone who acknowledged it? As opposed to Married With Children.Are you retarded?
>>220921471Same way they do all reboots…by rebooting them in the first place.
>>220921686Hollywood doesn't depict or even talk about COVID lockdowns in their slop.
>>220924187They wanted to have their cake and eat it too. They but a nubile actress in a skimpy outfit and then portrayed the outrage. Classic cheesecake strategy!
>Peg you'll never guess who came into the shoe store today>Who Al?>A trans woman. She asked if we had any pumps in her size. >I told her try the Men's Foot Locker by the food court, sir. They may have something in a size 12E.>Kelly comes down the stairs>Crowd vomits, pisses, and shits themselves>Hey pumpkin, who are you all dressed up for?>They're having a BLM rally for Karmelo Anthony down on MLK street>Well I'd donate but I gave my last dollar to the nudie bar. Maybe Bud can help. >Sorry Dad, they already took my bike.>Hoots and hollering!
>>220924476All part of the plan. They're trying to deny that the lockdowns ever happened.
>>220924636Isnt that phoenix movie about covid?
>>220921471Al gets shit on plenty of times. I don't think they'd change much
>>220921471>How would modern Hollywood ruin a reboot of this?It wouldn't be a cynical look at a dysfunctional family. They'd make it a mockumentary dramedy deconstructing the patriarchy >Al bundyHe'd either be a wanna retarded "alpha man" who everybody humiliates endlessly, or a total pussy new-male basedbe-ta. both would get punched in the balls, alot.>Peggy BundyShe'd be a high powered girl boss mary sue everyone loves even though she'd be extremely unlikable and bullying everyone around her. >Kelly BundyHyperactive feminist activist teenager creating artificial general intelligence supercomputers in her room, she'd also be extremely unlikeable but presented as if she was a saint. She'd also be unintentionally written like a retard but the script would treat her like a genius.>Bud BundyEither wouldn't exsist or would be a fat flaming gay tard &/or even disabled. He wouldn't have a character he'd just be "the gay guy in a wheel chair".>The DarcysEither changed to raw food vegan new agers that exsist to compliment kelly and peggy, or they'd be evil WASP white people whos only purpose is to be evil for no reason.Critics would give it a 10/10 rating, audience would hate it, it would bomb horribly, actors/producers/etc would blame online trolls.
>>220921502Is it really all that different from Modern Family? Only difference it would have today is add a gay coworker at the women's shoe store What made Marriage with children watchable? Two hot chicks. Peg and Christina Applegate. We already have that with Two Broke Girls As for Al & his son, Al is in Modern Family and he has a shitty son there too
>>220921471They'd make Kelly wear a bra
>>220924801He is way more understanding in modern family. The cheesecake is amazing with Vergara and sadly with winter. Shame her dysmorphia led to her mutilations.
>>220924817>He is way more understanding in modern familyHe was a doormat in Marriage with children. A disgrace of a man and he knew it. That's why everyone walked all over him the whole show Nobody watched the dudes in that show. Al would only appeal to someone who had a shit Dad. Buck would appeal to noone but a douchebag. His blonde hair neighbor with the lesbian wife didn't appeal to anyone. Black friend I don't even remember he got so few appearances.
>>220924874You missed the baseball episode or anytime al said let's rock.
Bud becomes trans so he can get into the women's locker room
Al is portrayed roughly the same but he's always in the wrong instead of in the right
>>220921686>>220924476>>220924636Talk about living in the past. That was 2020. You guys still going to be living in 2020 forever?
>>220921471Al would be an ubereats/doordash driver. It would work with his character hating fat women and fat women be ordering fast food slop.
O'Neill purposely chose to play Al not as an angry hothead, but as a tired, defeated man who was constant complaining, resented his job, and lack of respect from his self-absorbed children (Kelly and BudAl spent his days as a miserable, downtrodden women's shoe salesman at a local mall, a job he deeply resented. His financial struggles were a central theme, though his lifestyle (a single-income earner owning a suburban house) has since become an anomalyThe Henpecked Husband: He was trapped in a loveless marriage with his lazy, materialistic wife, Peggy, constantly dodging her romantic advances and demands for moneyGlorified High School Glory: His favorite coping mechanism was reliving his high school football days, specifically his crowning achievement of scoring four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.
Slightly off topic but it was crazy finding out recently that Al and Marcy don't like each other irl just like the characters they portrayed on tv
>>220921471According to your standards, it's already gay and woke.
>>220921471They'd remove all of Al's zingers about women, effectively gelding him
>>220921511Or Peggy get Ozempic
>>220925196Didn't she fail to invite him to her dyke wedding and he publicly said she was right because he wouldn't take it seriously? He started laughing even imagining it
>>220925196They were alright during production but then al went full church when he found out about her wearing a tuxedo to her wedding.
>>220925196Although they were close early on, their relationship deteriorated due to a dispute over a TV Guide coverThe TV Guide DisputeThe tension initially escalated around the sixth season when the show was offered a TV Guide cover. Because Bearse and co-star David Garrison were considered "the neighbors" rather than core family members, they were initially left off the cover. They asked O'Neill to advocate for them to the network, but he declined, fearing he would jeopardize the opportunity. O'Neill has since stated that not fighting for his co-stars is his biggest regret
>>220925313I get both sides, in fact all the cast should have been on.
>>220925313Man even in the 90s I never knew a single person who read or bought TV Guides. They were just things you'd see at the checkout aisle. In the early 2000s when I got my first job at a grocery store I never saw a single person buy one either.
Actress has multiple sclerosis, how will this work?
>>220925359My family always had a TV guide the whole 90s. It probably came in the mail so I guess we paid for it? I never thought about it beforeWas actually extremely important once you got used to having it. We kept it on the coffee table to the left of the sofa like it was the Bible I used it all the time. You know how now you have digital listings telling you what's on? That's what TV Guide was. Gave you the listing every hour for the next week. Other thing it was good for us it had the section telling you every movie coming on that week and a summary of each. I always checked that. And we would tape all the ones we wanted to keep
>>220925359I used the free one on the newspaper. The first part of my life was watching tv in a complete haze until I found it. It became my guide to entertainment for the week.
>>220921471They would remove all the offensive jokes and replace them with "jokes"
>>220925359>>220925416Oh, it hit me that you're probably just thinking with your emotions, you're probably upset about the TV Guide incident? You realize these people are actors right? They really aren't Al Bundy and the Dyke neighbor but are actual people I didn't know that TV Guide incident happened until today. That cover of the TV Guide, you never paid attention to who was on it. We had new TV guides coming in constantly. It had articles and such but you didn't mess with all that. Just the TV listings and movie summaries. So yeah if your point was nobody looks at the cover of TV guide or reads the articles, that would be true in my personal experience.
>>220925221>Peggy get OzempicWhy? She wasn't even fat. If anything it'd be Al getting ozempic no? I get it was a shitty sitcom but I never really understood the whole Peggy shtick, she was hot as fuck. Annoying sure, but still excellent fuckmeat even after birthing 2 retard kids. Maybe if it was SOA Katey, I could see the whole ugly wife shtick working but prime Katey was pretty hot.
