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India is so nice country. Recommend to me Indian kinos.
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>>220921703
Batman vs Superman
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>>220921714
Not Indian :/
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>>220921703
Line of Descent
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>>220921703
Fellowship of the Ring
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Soon
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>>220921789
>jeet uses AI to make their movie poster
The jokes just fucking write themselves at this point, holy fucking shit.
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>>220921703
https://youtu.be/YmGBAiHnK0U?si=fQHo-HR4GuNxa-Pd
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Fuck Indians!
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>>220921703
I've been meaning to watch Pather Panchali for the longest time but never got around to it. Sounds like they had some decent non-bollywoodesque kino around the beginning of the national period
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Gangs of Wasseypur
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>>220921854
That movie is literally about some villagers collecting feces and eating it
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>>220921703
Sholay
Dangal
Maine Pyar Kiya
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>>220921703
What's with the India threads lately?
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>>220921876
Indians are being cooked alive by the summer heat
This is what happens when they worship demons
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>>220921703
You have to be high IQ to enjoy Bahbubali
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwS2KlxKXZ8
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>>220921801

Why not use AI? Why spend an entire week digitally painting a nebula when AI can do it all in a minute?
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>>220921801
SHALOM RABBI
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>>220921703
Cow dung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WsPZC1-TLo
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>>220921801
Why do leftist redditors hate AI so much?
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>>220921833
>Muffled confusion
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THAT Kitboga video. You know which one I'm talking about.
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>>220921938
so much virtue saar, you are being a most virtuous man!
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>>220921960
no
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>>220921973
thnx u dear
i sex ur hole body
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>>220921976
Hello newfag
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>>220921997
fuck u bloody
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>>220921714
He said Indian, not Indonesian.
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>>220921833
>That's not very nice, anon
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>>220922079
MA'AM ARE YOU PROSTITUTE??
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>>220922113
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>>220921703
The India hate thing is an astroturfed pressure release valve for sky-rocketing antisemitism. Focusing on the symptoms instead of the cause.
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>>220922162
it's definitely being pushed lately but at the same time I still hate jeets. Jews are worse, you're right.
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Tumbgood movie

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>>220922142
I need big sex with she
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Let me tell you about my favourite pajeekino:

>Spunky girl in a small Indian town.
>She is YOUNG, ENERGETIC and BRAVE
>She’s a school teacher who is making India a better place
>Friend of spunky girl comes to her crying
>She tells her that a cocky rich boy seduced her, made her believe they had a future together… and he DEFILED her.
>Cocky rich boy was actually engaged and is getting married today.
>Spunky girl decides that its NOT RIGHT
>Spunky girl tells friend that they should go to the wedding
>When the priest (catholic, for some reason) asks if anyone has anything to say, Spunky girl storms the church.
>Spunky girl exposes the rich guy for being a BAD MAN
>The best man, an even richer, cockier man, angrily faces spunky girl
>You are POOR, spunky girl, you are out of your place!
>Spunky girl SLAPS HIM in front of everybody
>Spunky girl has won the day. Hooray for Spunky girl!
>Next scene is richer, cockier guy drunk and angry in front of the school
>HE FUCKING RAPES HER LMAOOOO
>He raped her in the classroom table in front of the students
>We go to trial
>The biggest offense is not the RAPE it was the PUBLIC rape.
>Now no one will marry Spunky girl!
>The judge orders richer, cocker guy to MARRY spunky girl
>The rich family is OUTRAGED. Spunky girl is trying to steal their money!
>Rich relatives are dead set on KILLING spunky girl
>Rich relatives try convoluted Wile E. Coyote techniques, all fail
>Apparently cobras can’t bite nice girls
> After the umpteenth attempt, richer, cockier guy realizes that he loves spunky girl and that she was the right person for him.
>Bad relatives go to prison and spunky girl and her rapist have a last musical number and live happily ever after

If you think this was a movie set in the fifties, think again. This was shot in 1996:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Ki_Aayegi_Baaraat

Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSkZERzTwPQ
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>>220922610
I believe this exact sort of stuff happens in India daily.
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>>220922610
sounds kino ngl
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India used to have its own Disney Channel, but they weren't just dubbing over old episodes in whatever language, they actually reshot some of them with indian actors
there was Best of Luck Nikki (which was an adaptation of Good Luck Charlie)
The Suite Life of Karan and Kabir (adapted from Zack and Cody)
Oye Jassie (Jessie, never heard of that one but there ya go)
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>>220922610
>>220922748
>>220922885
>India makes convoluted story about rape
Very, very bad
>Japan makes love story about rape
Very good, let's put it in the Criterion Collection!
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>>220921703
The Boys, lots of Indian type action, bobs and vagene, BLOODY FUCK, dick sucking and even SHIT EATING.
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It can't be good for a nation's self esteem when it's become totally obvious they're being used as a literal bioweapon against white countries.
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Partition starring Kristin Kreuk
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bollywood films i like and recommend: satya, lagaan, dev.d, ugly, gangs of wasseypur, peepli live, gulaal, dil chahta hai, dangaal, raman raghav 2.0, mukkabaaz, highway (2014), gangubali kathiawadi, black friday, miss lovely, dil se, sholay, rang de basanti
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>>220922936
Cruel Story of Youth is kino though, to be fair.
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>>220921703
I like watching Indian horror movies to see jeets getting slaughtered.
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>>220922610
no one watches bulla wood other than muslims, expats and retards from the hindi belt. Each region has there own industries which is vastly superior to hindi slop. And you retards will never know.

They are remaking one of the regional movies in multiple languages, chinese was already released, indonesian is released and some other remakes including a hollyweird version are in the works.
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>>220921948
The car girl is not severe enough.
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>>220922936
>rape, India :(
>rape, Japan :O
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>>220921948
>>220922079
>>220922142
Who is this lovely lady? She must be Canadian.
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>>220921703
>ctrl+f
>"7/11 employee training"
>0 results redeemed
Saar???
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>>220923240
One time I went to my local theater and there was a huge line of Indians, I was like the fuck is going on. But when I got up to the front, I saw they were all in line for Saarjeet 2: The Redemption, or whatever the flick was called. I thought it was kinda funny they're the only ones who watch that stuff, zero white people were in the line.

I was disappointed to not hear any fireworks in the theater.
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>>220923332
>Saarjeet 2: The Redemption,
Oh right Dhurandhar 2 that was a film to piss of pakistanis specifically, its hilarious how much they were seething.
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>>220923070
Snood is currently in Jeetkino
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>>220921703
Tumbbad (2018)
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>>220921703
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>>220922162
It's tech workers mad about being replaced
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>>220923415
Based as fuck honestly, makes me kek when jeets and pakis troll each other.
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>>220923418
This is hard to watch.
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>>220923418
I thought it was one of those clips where jeets drown in a pond
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>>220921938
Because it's not le real art and it kills the planet or something.
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>>220923450
I hate seeing Indians promoting their "movies" on Youtube
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Why has /tv/ gotten completely obsessed with India over the last couple of years? Serious question.
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>is so nice country
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>>220923600
>search for anything
>condense to videos posted today
>have to sift through 4238742378947423798342798234 Indian videos
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>>220923418
Based brahmin bull
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>>220923600
Why do people still not understand frogposts are botposts?
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>>220923654
Because you're "every post like this is poopdickschizo" lunatic.
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>>220923302
Nita!
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>>220921703
Codex pajeet is a classic, david Attenborough's best work, they are such an amazing species
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Speaking of based India, /our guy/ came up HUGE today
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>>220923637
Sounds like a skill issue. I've never experienced this.
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>>220923697
the other one is acclaimed actress Maitreyi Ramakrishnan!
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>>220923302
Woops Maitreyi Ramakrishnan also meant for other anon!
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>the poogates have opened
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>>220921801
what's the problem with AI if it looks good?
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>>220923697
>>220923728

I want to have sex with Indian women. But I also don't want my country to become to Canada.
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>>220923697
>smoking
>tattoos
Fucking yuck!
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>>220923600
They are everywhere and they want to replace white people. The Great Replacement meme is real.
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>>220923755
It's lazy. A guy on 4chan making an Andy Sixx meme with AI is just shitposting (literally), and laziness fits the medium (especially since you can do back and forth memery fast). For professional work, it doesn't matter how many weeks you spent prompting, you didn't actually MAKE anything. For a movie poster, it's insulting to the audience. If you're that lazy making a poster that could be done quickly by compositing shots and publicity stills, how lazy is your shitball movie? With Indian media, the answer is always "very."
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>>220921703
Eko (2025)
Manjummel Boys
Kishkindha Kaandam
Bramayugam
Nanpakal Nerathu Mayakkam
Churuli

some south indian films i've watched recently
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>>220923842
>weeks you spent prompting, you didn't actually MAKE anything.
you also make nothing in photoshop by these standards. prompting is work
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>>220921703
Dhurandhar Part 1 & 2
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>>220924123
Prompting is work in the same way that masturbation is sex.
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Fun Fact: The middle "B" in the name of the Television broadcaster BBC stands for "Bharat".
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>>220924305
It's "Bean Breakfast ya Cunt"
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>>220923415
What is the film even about?
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>>220924591
Undercover Indian agent goes to Pakistan to BTFO terrorists
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>>220921703
Codex Pajeets are some of the best documentaries ever made.
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>>220921854
same lmao
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>>220921893
But it's not doing it. It looks like shit. That's the tradeoff you get for using AI to save money.

Us whites do things slower but higher quality. You jeets like fast and cheap, I get it. As long as it's 'done' it's all the same to you, no?

Just another piece of evidence that AI only impresses non-whites
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>>220923755
It only looks good to your 78iq pea brain, rajesh.
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>>220924123
Us whites have a profound deep connection with art which your kind will never understand.

You think cow shit is beautiful. You think walking next to a train is an adventure. We are not the same.

Do not speak to your higher caste like this again unless I give you permission, jamboy.
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>>220925361
luddite retards.
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>>220921703
Crayon Shin desu desu curry lice!
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>>220925148
>>>/g/pls
but yes, googlelords and yahoo-passe were founded by jews and 1 taiwan NUMBA WAN!!! guy. you should import more jews and taiwaneses into hollywood, anons!
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>>220921907
Literally half the tech world resides in Israel you braindead slug
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>>220925660
>>220921907
i agree that bollywood will be unironically enriched if it was colonised by israelites, yes.
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>>220923761
This.
A real straight man wants to have sex with literally every possible type of female minority yet is also violently repulsed by the men of the same minority group.
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>>220921703
3 Idiots
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>>220925685
Bollywood alrwady had Jews since its beginning. Acting was considered a disreputable profession for women so Hindu and Muslim families didn't allow their daughters into Bollywood.

The early actresses acting opposite Indian men were...Jewish women.

https://scroll.in/reel/802838/flashback-the-jewish-women-who-dominated-the-indian-cinema-screen

I heard it's the opposite in America. You do not know how to handle your Jews haha
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the boys obviously, the main guy eats shit, he is indian
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>>220921714
rape you later yes?
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How did Indians become the new niggers of the world?
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>>220921703
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>>220926768
Interesting how in Indian mythology it's the demons who are rapists like while in White mythology like Greek, the gods do the raping.
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>>220921703
For it's me
>Staaar Waaars
>Avataaaar
>Jurassic Paaark
>Mastaaaars of the Universe
>Haaaard Taaaarget
>Used Caaaarrs
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>>220926904
>Avataaaar
why did this shit make me kek
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>>220923514
Kek
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>>220923418 >>220923070 >>220924305
is the Wuthering Heights movie remake?
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>>220926608
should have flooded bollywood with moar.
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It's crazy to me that there was a time when India was portrayed as a land of mystical wisdom before everyone found how its a massive shithole.
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>>220921893
>>220921907
>>220921938
>>220923755
Holy samefag
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>>220927633
yeah-yeah, you read the most upboated comment on a youtube video
very profound, mr. chud



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