Mmmm hmmm
He's a weird-looking, semi-retarded, ex-convict. Yet he still manages to find all these friends. People just readily pour into his life. Why doesn't that ever happen to me? Somehow I'm more repulsive than Karl .
frenchfriedpotattersMMMmmm hmmmm
>>220922401He was a gentle soul.And broken people tend to gravitate to one another.
>>220922401You need to go outside more
>>220922401People are repulsed by semi normal guys who are autists and give off an uncanny valley vibe. Full retards like sling blade have an easier time with people
>>220922401>>220922561>You need to go outside moreAnd when you're outside, kill someone with a sling blade.
Bro literally did a "hurrrr duuurrrr look at me I'm retarded duuuur" bit while pulling his bottom lip up and jutting his chin out like he's impersonating a caveman. How did he get away with it?Imagine if Tom Cruise pulled his eyelids back and mispronounced his Rs in the last samurai. Same thing
>>220922561>"go outside">everyone is on their phones or in a closed group and don't want to talk to me anyway
>>220922630dicaprio pretended to have down syndromehoffman pretended to have autismpenn did both or somethingit was a different time, when actors were allowed to act
some people call it a kaiser blade. i call it a sling blade.
>>220922258remarkable how he was banging angelina jolie while making this retard movie
>>220922620I cracked an older brother's friend in the skull for bullying me during a backyard hockey game with a hatchet.Shoulda seen the fear in his eyes.You need to touch grass.
>>220922604True. The worst thing to be is just above the level of people being able to farm good person points by being nice to you.
>>220922731In Starcraft, the scythe-like appendages Zerk ultralisks use are called kaiser blades. It's a pretty cool name. A lot cooler than sling blade.
>>220922620I call it a Kaiser blade, hmhhhmmm.
>>220922731Its backwards, the quote. I believe that is the joke of the title ofvthe movie.
>>220922776>You need to touch grass.The only time I ever touched grass was when I accidentally dropped my sling blade.
>>220922258Jim Jarmuches best work by far
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>>220922401yew ain't too fond a french fried taters I rekin, mmmhmm
>>220922401It's extremely rare for it to happen. That's why they made it into an interesting story to be acted out and presented to everybody.
>>220923958What isnt rare is dwight yokam's small town tyrant terrorizing anyone in his vicinity. Met several yokams in my life and its best to steer clear. That is why freedom in school is so important.
>>220922604Trvthnvke
>>220924076>dwight yokamThose were great scenes. I'll never excuse women who continue to have relationships with men like that. I should watch it again.
